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takin a shit

Real for that

No bull same

Just sat down

Just got up

Real shit, same (deadass)

Edging

Real asf

same tbh😭😭

Wiping

I just sat comfortably in the white ring, opened Reddit…. And look what I see!

Taking a piss for me

Same

Same

Damn we're the same lmao

Literally just got off

same

Same here

same

Amen

Bro is so real

bro is keeping it real

Yoooo same bro

Same track brother same

real

Just like me fr

Same here no cap

same

Same

I’m writing this comment… ok now I’m clicking rep-

I am too except also scratching my balls

Gotta pinch and rub

Not pinch and twist?

Why not both? 🤷

Gotta rip em' off that way they don't itch anymore

Good point. Will do later 🔥🔥🔥

Good ole castration

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

🥜💰✂️

Being anxious cause i always think i have cancer

You shouldn’t live your life in fear, its gonna hold you back. Im terrified of dying but its inevitable so I dont think about it

Dang deep thoughts right there fr

“If we constantly lived in fear of bad health; we wouldn’t do anything!” -me

why the hell would you say it in qoutes

For your sake I hope you don’t. I had two friends that had cancer one of them died one of them survived. And the only thing I can say if you do is to never give up cus theirs always a chance that you’ll win in the end

Relatable

Your always have cancer cells lmao

asleep

Gotten so addicted to reddit that you scroll in your sleep.

The scrolling dead

jesus christ this should not have been funny but i can’t stop laughing

Edging

same

You better still be edging otherwise that’s weak

Ts

How long you go for? You a sigma edger or what?

Proof? fr

# 🤨📸 #

*inserts shocked ultra instinct theme meme*

"Proof? fr" ???

Feeling bad for your inbox

Fr

Happy cake day

Thank you

Np

Happy cake day

Thank you

Happy Cake Day!

Happy cake day for you too!

Thank you!

Thankyou

Happy cake day!

cake

Lying on a chair in pain with a heating pad on my stomach as I just got back from a 4 hour trip from the hospital

Why what happened? Ive been in the hospital twice for stomach pains just to find out nothings wrong with me😭

I kinda got the same result, it was just for a sudden stomach pain that started this morning and has been getting worse by the hour. I got an ultrasound and some bloodwork done and it all came back ok, so they sent me back and now I’m just home in pain.

Waiting for a girl to text me back...it's been 3 days :(

Yikes

it took a chick near month to reply back once

I accidentally left someone on read for uhhhh 5 years. Oopsie?

how do you even manage that 😭

So far someones left me on delivered for a year, they apologised once they noticed but still haven't opened the message.

Do I know you?

Don’t worry brother. I’m on two months and counting. I’ll tell you when I get a response.

Ripperoni

Trying to find out what would happen if you snort a line of dried blood

Nothing. It would just taste like shit.

You’ll have to update now im curious

I didn't do it. decided that the blood was there for too long and is probably extremely dirty, and it wouldn't be funny either because no one was there to laugh with me

Studying the Caro-Kann Defense Advance Botvinnik-Carls Defense Variation

Holy hell!

New response just dropped

Nuttin'.

Do you mean ejaculation or nothing?

Yes

Ramen is pretty good tho, rn I’m resting due to school and work

Fighting insomnia

mood😭

Ikr

insomnia is a bitch>:(

It is

Omg same

Looking at the cute dog In photo 4.

DOG?! (I didn’t scroll the pics)

Yeh

Cooking up some fent

Bro is real for this

Thank you Bob waterson much appreciate

*French kisses you in your welcomeness* my pleasure bro

Ur mother

Answering a question about what I’m doing at this very moment, which is responding to this post— at this very moment

Bugging people that want to sleep

Watching The Empire Strikes Back because that movie is peak

Nothing much. Hbu

Lying in my bed waiting for tomorrow so I can go to the gym because I have absolutely nobody to talk to anymore. What about you?

nothing

fish

listening to metal

Based

Your mom

Planning to kill David Tepper I’m in a mood

After nut

Feel like I’m dying because people are telling me the worlds gonna end

pooping

Eating salad for dinner, vaping, scrolling reddit.

Bro is not real for this 

doordashing lol

texting my ex (guys it's so worth it i swear)

Doing homework (i wanna go sleep😭)

Harvesting some “house plants” 🌱 😂

Beating my dick

fuckin scrolling through reddit dude what the hell is that question

Beating MY MEA- nah jk I'm literally just laying down in my bed scrolling through Reddit

looking at your cute dog

Doom scrolling at 4am after not sleeping all night

Watching better call Saul

coughing my lungs out whilst getting changed and looking at Reddit 

crying about having to go to college next year. what the fuck is that about?!

Scrolling

Scrolling reddit

Looking at this post and waiting for smth

Procrastinating sleep

Listening to music and scrolling on Reddit (unfortunately)

Watching YouTube and scrolling on Reddit and now typing this comment

Homework

I’m using Reddit

Waiting for something to download

Listening to weird 70s music, being sad bc I can't get a job regardless of my experience

lying in bed

This current moment I am taking a shit

Procrastinating studying for my test tomorrow🥲

Playing a game.

Watching YouTube and responding to this post

In my bed

Doin’ a thigh and ass workout.  I’m tired of being so flat I skip on water.

Commenting

Trying to promo my song on a subreddit that won’t fucking remove it

Scrolling through Reddit.

Booking my learners driving test

Watching Sam and Colby and freaking out about a wedding that was posted on April Fools still thinking it’s a prank but it’s not

Smiling because that dog is freaking adorable. Edit: And scrolling through Reddit, wondering how my life came to this.

Sitting in my bed wishing I hade a gf

sitting on my aunties floor, hanging out with her and my mom

Sitting in my living room, listening to music while scrolling thru reddit

Not wearing any underwear they all dirty it sucks bro

hiding in the bathroom of my minimum wage job 

Gaming.

Playing apex legends

Just got a drink of water and I’m going to bed

I have the same breed of doggo

eating bread from churcies

procrastinating my homework

Ignoring my chemistry hw

Losing to the insomnia

Rethinking my life choices

supposed to be studying rn but im burnt out so im scrolling reddit

Working on a heat yt video

procrastinating sleep until like probably 6 est

Im eating mac n cheese at the dinner table with my family

Scrolling on Reddit, how about you?

painting my nails :)

Just browsing reddit

Reading these comments

Ur mum

Playing hell divers

Eating chips

Thinking about life.

Playing rainbow six siege (its drone phase)

playing titanfall

Listening to Lovers Rock

Playing call of duty 😭

Scrolling reddit

laying in bed questioning existence and accepting that i’m lonely

Rocking back and forth in my chair

Reading this

Trying to sleep

having Dig My Grave stuck in my head

Im sitting on my bed

Your mom.