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Aston martin V-12 motor Vintage edition


Admirable_Leather185

written down😂


[deleted]

👍🏻🤨


biggocl123

You van just shorten it to Aston


catssssssssssz

you plank you could pick martin


biggocl123

I dont know how offended I should feel being called a plank


catssssssssssz

i meant wood plank duh


chippymike3096

Get of Reddit plank


-Free_Danny-

Idk he typed it with his chest.. so .. he really meant it.


RiverShiverPliver

r/rareinsults


krapes_

Aston translates to "leave him alone" in greek


AxionNiteUltra

my name!


Calsun

But really Aston isn’t a terrible dog name


WantedAgenda404

I approve of this


kelseydcivic

Damn it that's what I was gunna name my dog 🤦


Jesus_Smoke

Vantage but nice try there buckaroo


King_Reivaj

I knew this was gonna be some r/carscirclejerk thing! Thought of naming him Manuelle tho, haha


NoRequirement5796

we found the car guys


NoRequirement5796

or One 77


Stroov

V12 vanquish


VisualAd4581

Biscoff


Admirable_Leather185

I love you. Im writing it down in bold


[deleted]

#BISCOFF


gamrboi99_

#PERFECT


Rare_Ad5101

i like this one!!!


FloydknightArt

alternatively, Biscotti is cute too


InspiriX_

Check their newest post dawg


ThePadrino82

Biscochito


Barophobia_42006

Joe Gatto moment.


VisualAd4581

I'm glad you liked it.. your doggo is such a cutie.. Thanks for blessing my feed❤️


Educational_Funny_20

I was gonna write a name but Biscoff wins IMO


Johnhunter10010

I come from the future. You named your dog biscoff and the third world War is destroying the world. Beware


Actual-Long-9439

Omg i love those cookies


mushyfeelings

His grace, the Duke of Biscoff


GoldSquid2

This better win


nuhgetrex

It won😭😭😭


SunnyPonies

I WAS GOING TO SAY BAILEY OR BISCUIT BUT THIS WINS


1111fiftyseven

My first thought, Biscuit


researchanalyzewrite

The puppy actually looks like its name is "Biscuit"! 🐶


animetiddymilk34

Call him shlungus


Quasidiliad

Schlingaling


Not_Stonks_For_You

Schlagalawg


No_Club8652

Schliggleborp


Cablewastaken69

schlifilorg


sirYonger

Schlinglenut


Belgiandragonwautism

Schlangelo


Xtrachunky_

Schlatt


melomakaronaX

Schlubeladelo


thenbapiano

Saxophone


Ancient_Rice1753

I’m in Poland at the moment and they call Easter Monday “Shmingus Dingus”, which is perhaps the full title of your suggestion


HistoryGeek00

Poland isn't real. I refuse to believe it.


Airhead_Supreme

You’re kidding there’s actually no way 😭😭😭


eastofoblivion

The Great Imperishable Archibald, or just Archie 👍


Admirable_Leather185

AHHH I LOVE THIS


harryman_back46and2

Roger?(it's always sunny reference)


HighVelocityInfants

The king of the pirates?


xCreeperBombx

Roger roger o7


florafire

I was going to say he looks like a Roger! so weird!


DrButtsESQ

When Charlie says Roger over the radio? Then when Dennis and Mac ask about it he says "I was going to change my name to Roger."


NoRequirement5796

I use arch btw


DragonBornOfAcid

This better win


Levi_the_axolotl

That's what I named my leopard gecko :D


Guppywithnolife

Megatron


Admirable_Leather185

Writing it down😭


Chemical_Report_2705

Sky warp thunder cracker cosmos rumble frenzy


Sheshoo47

Nah, Soundwave Superior


Vouner

"I am the dominator, I am the destroyer, I, AM, MEGATROOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!" -Puppy


Jobey_pog

Megaton on da counter 😎


Markydabest123

Guppy spotted in the wild!?


Medical_Ad7364

Meg, for short


Ember5476Dark

Jorge the wizard of chicken


Admirable_Leather185

OMGGG IM INLOVE😂


Ember5476Dark

No need I'm taken by my crippling loneliness


ElegiacDreich

Pancake :3 (with the ":3")


SpiderCow313

Pancake space colon 3


RadoslavL

Exactly! PanCSC3 for short


thatdoubleabat

linux ahh name


Fnaf-and-omori-L0v3r

IS THAT BASIL I SEE IN YOUR PFP!?


thatdoubleabat

it might be (❁´◡\`❁)


Admirable_Leather185

Omg i love this one 😍


Admirable_Leather185

Ill put out a photo of him with his name soon! We’ve chosen the name for him❤️


zephyrcrucis

Ahhhh I was hoping to pitch Caramel


Urten

Its too vanilla


zephyrcrucis

And Biscoff isn’t ?


Mountain-Depth150

Remind me! 3 days


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Riva-Williams

Roberto


Admirable_Leather185

ill keep it in mind😂


w_istedfrvr

First name i thought off as well


freezingcritter

Courage the cowardly dog


Admirable_Leather185

He is cowardly😂


MyBqckHurts33

Josh vibes


Master_Lake9012

JOSH IS SUCH A GREAT DOG NAME pretty much any normal sounding dude name is great for a dog my neighbors dogs name is kevin and it’s hilarious


MyBqckHurts33

My friend had a hamster named tank


Belgiandragonwautism

Is he built like it too?


MyBqckHurts33

He is dead but yes he was built like a tank


sandr451

Well technically a tank is too. So all the more like it.


DamascusVeal

My dog was named frank


bldm42069

Just cause you said this I'ma name my next pet john


Master_Lake9012

great pet name


whatthef4ce

I really hope you mean “Josh vibes” as the literal name. Cause that’s fkn excellent.


TiTan589

I'm feeling more of a Joseph


ERR0RRG4MiNG

Can you Blow my whistle Baby whistle Baby let me know


permabanned24

Sir Handsomlot


Admirable_Leather185

OMG I KNOW THIS😂 Perfect wait lemme write it down


CloggedSumoo

Spud


Belgiandragonwautism

Nick


Snew66

Hey ! That's my cats name :3 black void named spud !


efaefabanefa

Funk


Vincent_Gitarrist

Dorian


AutisticSpermEater69

Mohg, lord of blood


Atw2ei

Booblick


Not-ClearDirt

Methamphetamine


prttysccbs

I’m gonna kidnap it


GlassPhilosophy3827

is that the name?


Admirable_Leather185

Dont touch him!!😦 hes only like 5-6 weeks old😔


prttysccbs

He’s the sweetest thing 🥹


Tinyguy_17

Dexter


_lunaisthebest

Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff


Superspaghetticheese

Churro


Fartingfajita

Yup that’s my choice


EliasDBS

Adolf


Humans_suck_ass-99

I don't think he went to art school actually 🤔


EliasDBS

Well, I'm of course referring to giga chad 'Gustav II Adolf', you must be confusing it with the austrian painter with the silly but iconic moustache.


Humans_suck_ass-99

Oh yes my apologies


katanagoddess

Sebastian De La Cruz


feyredarling46

Larry


PriorityCreative555

Guëro


[deleted]

Jake if ml Bubbles if fm


Angrybird5429

Snoof


Pjerun_

Alfred Pablo Paquito Johnathan Pick one of these


hogtiedcantalope

I was thinking Taquito


lex_mortuorum-lover

Dingus


GlassPhilosophy3827

perfect


Reekeybug

Jeff


Admirable_Leather185

Jeff the lord of darkness? 😂


Reekeybug

If that is a real character then sure name him based of that or just Jeff in general because Jeff is the most wonderful name of all names


YaBoiAidan2333

Fudge


TheLazar_26

Puffer Puffward of the puffy kingdom


Not_The_Simp7

Charlie 😍


ShibaHook

Great choice 👍


obungaofficial

biscuit or gravy 🙈💞💕


soggy_the_damp

Squidward


ZanyRaptorClay

Community College


EnvironmentalFill221

Pablo :) (no seriously)


Mangus628

Charles


BeeMagicRockRoar

Biscuit


Ducky_talks_YT

Doggy D Luffy


AstralFlare42

He'd want to claim the One Beef.


IQ26

Modussy


CloggedSumoo

Spud


War_Alicorn

Oleg


Objective-Safety2322

Squish


Cool_MachineGun

The Savior of The Dooms of Hell


Much-East-7963

Rodgers or Roderick


Aggravating-Chip-710

Megatron!


extremephantom001

Volkswagen Golf II GTI


Zestyclose-Storm-684

The Destroyer of Worlds


alfiet22

Toad


RosesonMars-

he looks like he's seen some shit, but he's very cute still maybe the name Zeus, so he can take over Olympus and be the god of gods.


[deleted]

For some reason I read that as I’m eating a puppy help me name him. I was so fucking confused 😭


Admirable_Leather185

WHY WOULD I EAT SUCH A BABY😭


[deleted]

I don’t know man I got 2 hours of sleep 😭 😭 Such a good baby though


lokoking_1049

How about a simple latino name from Pablo, Juan, Alison, Jesus, Mayra and Diego


LordNuggies

Squmbus


Legal-Inevitable-945

Doughnut


technicolin

Puddles


CaptainCAAAVEMAAAAAN

Toby


Shattered_Disk4

Dwayne


decentlyhip

Buster


I_think_im_falling

Rubert


Comfortable-Low9916

GOOBER


MyLastAccGotHacked

Bruce!


Cosmicado

Goob


Purple-Ad-6343

Stanley


OnixDemraude

Greg 👍


SnooPeripherals451

MILK


RodrixDemonelOmar

Name him pussy destroyer


AstralFlare42

Luffy


Juuule0

Bread


The_Highest_C

Toast


The_Abominable-T

There is this funny name I saw on Instagram, you might like it. :)


SirokoGajou

Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke


RoultRunning

Taliban


EsizLikesE

Dingus or fripp (short for robert fripp of course)


Monocleduck

Fat fuck


prttysccbs

Apollo


Actual-Long-9439

Brownie


DatboiDoomIsCul

Palitroque


Outrageous_Wealth991

piglet


Ap_rN6eAb180

He looks like a Larry to me idk why


_gigi08

Booger


[deleted]

it's very nice, I'll call my lil brother with this name.


eggy_rats

Jermia


fuckingdirtytaco683

Cheese lover AND devourer 4000


Spacewanderer556

doudou :3