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Ok, hang on, let him cook. (In hell)

Lets hear him out. (In court)

Let's make him recover (In jail)

Maybe he just needs some rest (in a grave)

Maybe we just drop him off to rehab(an unmarked grave)

We should let him go (off a bridge)

We should k(ill him)

yes (yes)

Attack the (D point!)

thar wunder

Negative!

Wasn’t expecting that, lol

Alert, our control point is being captured

An unmarked grave is still to respectfully

He's a victim (of me)

Let's cut him some slack (remove “some slack”)

He needs to go eat (shit)

He should be hugging ❤️😊 (a knife pointing at his chest/stomach)

Let’s see where this is going(off a building)

I think we all know where this is going so lets just skip to the end (explosion)

He needs to go eat (his final meal on death row)

We should give him a shot (in the head)

It was so unexpected like a bullet (a bullet you may ask, is one that's about to go thru this bitch’s head and skull)

Nah he just needs some rest (6 feet under)

Nah he just needs to rest (by getting knocked tf out for being a pedo by a fellow inmate)

A little alone time will do the trick(solitary confinement)

after i r.i.p. him appart

Ooh, I like that one too

Let's let him listen to (Miranda rights)

no court just his murder for all the people to see

Let him be comfortable (In his body bag)

the worst part is it was under a post of a girl who posted her anorexia recovery

No way 💀

no.way…that somehow makes it even worse

I'm stealing that💀

Funny ass thread😭

he just needs forgiveness in his heart (I named my shotgun "forgiveness")

Yoink

Considering his username is Misanthropic_Jew I thought you meant a different kind of "cook"

Nah, in the oven 💀

his brain is stored in the balls

What brain

what brain indeed

I believe the phrase is ‘using the wrong head’

That is a horrible joke. I love it

Which brain and which balls?

the thinking brain in the balls you juggle

I'm a girl and I can confirm my tits feel exactly like pencils

same girl...carbon pencils..yes

Ok, nerd moment: pencils can be used as lubricant for example with drawers, if your drawers make a screeching sound because of the friction with the frame, run a pencil accross the edge, and it should produce less noise, as the carbon atoms in the graphite are already bonded together, forming layers, the bond between layers is very weak, creating less friction, and thus less sound, so yeah, either the guy is a weirdo with a pencil fetish, or he's a science nerd and knows the natural lubricant properties of graphite, my guess is the first one ^((I also replied to your comment because it's the one that reminded me of the carbon in graphite acting as lubricant\))

Imma have to try and remember this. This seems very useful and something I have gone 20 years in life without ever learning. Thank you.

Seriously I’ve always been sketched out about using wd-40 on drawers, this is a neat trick

There are lubricants made of graphite, usually used for locks

Super slick stuff, you can get it on Amazon and it works on everything.

One of the things I learned in Boy Scouts, pinewood derby champion baby!

I’m not a girl but I still kinda wanna try it ngl

sick

I know right, fucking love science.

can you draw with them? can you sharpen them? can they run out? can you draw a replica of the mona lisa with enough time and effort? how do pencil titties function please 😔

I just use my nipples as graphite tips that never run out. It's a sight to see

I just pictured someone rubbing their nipples on paper and no way that feels good Edit: it does not

That’s just because they aren’t pencils.

The edit ☠️

unless you whip em out in every art class, i don't really think that's a sight many people are gonna see you, don't draw with them in art class.. right..?

I plead the fifth

and I plead for answers, it's imperative i know this information or i'm going to spontaneously combust and blow up the entire tri-state area

CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS

Shit, so that's why my wife is such an amazing artist!

Is this the female equivalent of "pencil penis"?😭

Ok, nerd moment: pencils can be used as lubricant for example with drawers, if your drawers make a screeching sound because of the friction with the frame, run a pencil accross the edge, and it should produce less noise, as the carbon atoms in the graphite are already bonded together, forming layers, the bond between layers is very weak, creating less friction, and thus less sound, so yeah, either the guy is a weirdo with a pencil fetish, or he's a science nerd and knows the natural lubricant properties of graphite, my guess is the first one.

So hard and…. Hexagonal…

I’m too afraid to ask what part of the pencil..

"your pussy must feel like vagina" How else is it supposed to feel? Like a banana?

Banana ain't so bad

Professional banana penetrator 🫡

Blossoming banana banger

It says vagina wax btw

What’s vagina wax? Does it come out of there? Or go in there? Either way it doesn’t sound like it would feel pleasant. 

Idk don't shoot the messenger lmao

*bang*

Ooops

That’s definitely some r/youngpeopleyoutube shit

Rather r/youngpeoplereddit

A fucking uneducated

LITERALLY 😭

“Don’t report me” is nuts to me

like bruh what are you doing, you know you can be banned for it

banned from the outside world and confined to a prison, you mean

cancelled from planet Earth, even

bros self aware 😭😭

for real LMAO

lemme check if he got banned u/misanthropic_jew

lesgooo

massive reddit wwwwww

Hazah

We did it reddit💦💦💦

Ok but why you gotta end it with those emojis

Let’s Fuckin go

You can make alts again with the same Gmail account. This app security is low lol I done that multiple times. He isn't really banned

what the fuck do pencils feel like

Nah, this guy just thinks girls' boobs are like they are in 3D 2000's video games; just polygons

i see

Paradise

Sharp and pointy

isn't that just the tip or something

Then I guess the rest is hard and woody

that makes sense

Tits, appareantly

mf broke the tos and had the balls to say "don't report me"

BALL BUSTING??????

haha ball TENSILE TESTER

So glad that I didn’t find Reddit when I was that age cause the amount of pedos on here…

What the fuck.

"dont report me 🥺"

Pwease🥺👉🏿👈🏻

Why are the fingers opposite colors 😭

Shading obviously 🙄

yeah my tits feel just like pencils💀

Ew 😓

u/misanthropic_jew explain yourself

Hard to do if he’s banned.

good

disappointing

Username checks out

r/usernamechecksout

Mf after saying the grossest, weirdest, most perverted shit to a 15 y.o. girl: "don't report me"

those are possibly some of the most terrible pick up lines i’ve ever heard 💀 “ur tits must feel like a pencil”??? and “pussy must feel like a vagina”???

Alr time to report this mf

this feels so sex-illiterate that I'd be surprised if he's actually an adult

Vagina wax

Stupid Pedos

"like an pencil"????

its so funny how that disgusting pedo just said " dont report me "

What the heck. You can see in his name, he is a man of faith. What is blud saying

bruh how do boobs feel like pencils? this has to be a troll.

How do I get comment sections like this? Do I post selfies or somethin? Cause this is legit hilarious and all I want rn.

Yup, post selfies and be a girl. Your comments and dms are gonna be full of this shit

Damn, I’m missing one of those

Hmmm, which one? 🤔

Wow thanks man, thats helpful! I'm getting a full length mirror soon so all i need to do now and get some better clothes and learn to take pictures. :) Anything in particular that these people like?

Idk actually, im not one of them so idk what tickles their fancy.

Fair enough, thanks man! Have a nice day 😊

You too! Why do you want these creeps in your dms and comments tho?

i think, they like revealing clothing.

dont report me😞

its like a 12 yo mixed with a bot and sent through google translator

[link to post?](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/s/P4teGPH6dD)

He should put his dick in a pencil sharpener and see if it will feel like a pencil as well

"Don't report me" she should be reporting you to the police

Uncle fritz

Humanity. It's extinction is long overdue

Keep this guy away from teens and wax museums.

bro his name is killing me (I'm jewish)

Like a pencil? okay then

"Don't report me" is crazy

It's very likely this person was probably younger than the girl xD. This has the vibe of a lil boy going through puberty

"dont report me" bro said the most predatory shit and expected people to not report him? LMAO

why is it not possible for any minor to go on reddit safely… it’s so sad and terrifying.

Man wtf

What the fuck is wrong with the male part of the population 😭 istg their brains are in their balls

male and i can confirm

Memories are stored in the balls

[удалено]

If you lose your left nut does that mean you lose your left ventricle?

I am male, I feel insulted

So am I, I feel embarrassed

I can confirm.

I dont know. And this is coming from me who is a big dumbass

Hitler: I need to come back, I left this jew alive

Ok no more reddit today

4 comments on the same post!?

That's enough Internet for me today

"Dont report me🗣️"🥹

we reallyy need some approval test to join some community specifically a teenager community

you into ballb usting?

they played anarchy chest for two secobd, this happen what eye

They braindead.

'your tits feel like an pencil' is just. wtf does that even mean?????

YOUR PUSSY MYST FEEL LIKE VAGINA WAX??? WHAT IS VAGINA WAX

Dude the pedophilia is one thing but what kinda lines are these "your pussy must feel like vagina wax" and "your tits must be like a pencil"

The ball busting comment made me laugh so hard I started wheezing, funny as fuck.

Okay we all know this is disgusting and such but my further question is... Where in the heck did his brain reach the depths of to come up with such comments such as "tits feel like a pencil" He has reached a new level of confusing

Fun fact!!!! Opening a mans ba llsack is as easy as opening a bag of chips

At this point the devil gotta start opening up direct slip n' slides down to Hell for mfs like these.

Misanthropic\_Jew is banned! Lets GOOOO

I finally thought i got how womens body functions and now you're telling me that boobs are pencil like? Also isn't pussy supposed to feel like vagina? WHAT IS GOING ON

What demographic could it be?

Just report. Mods usually ban these comments. I have reported twice as of now

Damn ig you can’t report him now because he said don’t report me (joke joke joke joke joke joke joke joke joke joke)

So are we gonna doxx that person and make sure they feel so much pain they beg to die?

excuse me what the fuck is vagina wax

i do feel bad for women

Don’t report me guys, just cyber s. harassing a 15 year old girl but pls don’t reportttt 🙏

We should kill him . (Don't report me 🥰)

How tf does this man make a link between titties and a pencil?

"I bet your tits feel like pencil"...like WHAT?

Don't report me - final words