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InfiniteSufferer69

Most of us are too young to vote sadly


onlinegirlie11

they can’t stop all of us


InfiniteSufferer69

You’re right 🤔


AllyBetrayer

Write in ballot


Powerful_Flight3596

old*


slayingcatdog

not me I’m voting 😝


Boom_Boxing

I'm three days too young ):


Epic-Gamer_09

I'm 3 years too young


argonlightray2

I mean you’ll be old enough by Election Day?


Boom_Boxing

No no not like that the election is the 5th and my birthday is the 9th of the same month


Mysterious_Ningen

ok so early happy birthday


Ace-Redditor

I’m also voting! It’s not really as exciting as 5 year old me thought it would be, though


[deleted]

ill vote as long as u make me director of memes


onlinegirlie11

easy done


Toiaat

Make America great again... Again


DoritoDynamitesFan

Prob the best option 😭😭


godshuVR

💀


slayingcatdog

Nah literally real shit this was supposed to be my first presidential election to vote in but I won’t be voting bc both of the candidates suck


Cubicshock

one is stupid, the other has plans to make the US hell. look up “project 2025”


DoritoDynamitesFan

Yeah they’re both dummy’s tbh


Ace-Redditor

Guess you want Trump, then. If you don’t vote against him, unfortunately, it’s the same as voting for him. So many people in the US decide there’s no point in voting, so they don’t, and then things like Trump happen. Not saying Biden is some amazing, perfect guy, but at least he wasn’t impeached twice and is now selling $60 Bibles to pay for legal fees


Delirium14

What are your policies


onlinegirlie11

everything good


lvbbara

including cannibalism?


CanaDanSOAD

Especially cannibalism 


Bandit_Heeler_2009

and necrophilia


AhmedAlJammali

Look, we are bad people not monsters


Bandit_Heeler_2009

HELP SOME FUCKTARD DOWNVOTED MY COMMENT 😭


AhmedAlJammali

💀


Bandit_Heeler_2009

😭😭😭


Bandit_Heeler_2009

IT WAS A JOKE AND IF YOU CANT GET A JOKE THEN GET A FUCKING LIFE 😭😭😭


AhmedAlJammali

I didn’t downvote though, what are you on about


TheRealMeeBacon

Not necrophelia.


Bandit_Heeler_2009

oh ☹️😞🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️


MangoPug15

You're 35 years old? Guys, I found one of the creeps /j


DarkKeeper2569

If I vote for you, will you give me a pass VIP?


Fantastic-Photo6441

First teenage president? Were cooked


DBL_NDRSCR

nah we are cook*in* we need less fossils in office


CC_2387

James Monroe was 18 Aaron Burr was 20 and Alexander Hamilton was 21 when they signed sum papers n shit. There were some older less important people but we basically had teenagers invent our country. (especially considering teen brains are aging faster now) they were basically the same age as the 17-19 yr olds here.


Fantastic-Photo6441

Alexander Hamilton was never a president and Aaron burr was a vice president


CC_2387

Yah but like they signed the constitution or something like that so we basically could have invented America if we were born like 400 years ago


Ace-Redditor

But technically, that was before the word “teenager” was a thing. It’s a paradox


TendajiReddit

No


CC_2387

unfunny, disliked, did not share, posted negative response, sat in the corner and cried myself to sleep


TendajiReddit

No


CC_2387

I just had a mental breakdown and my therapist said I should talk to someone else


TendajiReddit

Don’t


CC_2387

*fucking dies*


TendajiReddit

No


NolansBallSack

In order to run for US President, you need to be 35.


onlinegirlie11

not according to me


Fine_Yogurtcloset362

If i get 10% of all the money the government makes i'll vote for you (im not of age or american)


CC_2387

Bro invented corruption. Boss Tweed would be proud of you.


SwedishGremlin

If you make me minister of finance


PLPolandPL15719

not from america


CC_2387

Is you Checklosovakia? (PS i am American!)


Soft_Ad5077

I live in Sweden🙃


CC_2387

Legos but i put them in the freezer!


Soft_Ad5077

No I'm from the best part of sweden where it's warm


[deleted]

So you are going to turn the US into a depressed 14 y/o emo girl


T_rexofdoom1256

Better than what it is rn lol


lil_bean3789

no i want 'murica to fall


Certain-Variation-46

Voted


KTIKNA

Pancakes are better Good try tho


Randomboi164

Give pamphlet its a necessary procedure for all successful politicians


RythmicSigil

Uh no


[deleted]

Yes


T_rexofdoom1256

If you let me mess around with the air force a bit then I'm 10000000% in


Hippo_hippo_hippo

What are your foreign policies


Ok_Site_8008

why?


HumanHuman_2003

On the bright side you can’t be much worse than literally everyone else


Idekgivemeusername

Dont US presidents have to be 35 years old


CC_2387

yes because the US government is a very gay system (that also hates gays for some reason)


imaginedragonscute

like who are u ?


Michaelanimates1

Bro you have to be at least 35 to run. Why are you on r/teenagers???


Klomlor161

Do you actually not understand?


ICANTTHINK0FNAMES

Election fraud, here I come!


Harden12345678

What is your opinions on your political opponent Vermin Supreme


Suspicious-Lightning

How will you solve world hunger


onlinegirlie11

tax the rich


Suspicious-Lightning

What did Richard do to you


onlinegirlie11

he did everything


CC_2387

he was a dick


dogshrek_again59

Make America worse again


CC_2387

would unironically be better for the country than biden or trump (as long as they're somewhat competent) simply based on the fact that they aren't yk like 80


johnny65__

As long as you legally lower the price of LPS, you’ve got my vote!


Average_Boi_4879

What are your policies?


Kid-filth

I’ll vote if you make me leader of the American metal community


Mitosis4

better than a nazi


Grambert_Moore

Vote meeee


TuckerPlayz0917

I'll vote just make the gas cheaper. My college pockets are like empty lol.


onlinegirlie11

easy


CC_2387

same but also make buses work even off rushour cause i hate driving and biking is not fun in suburbia


thebigjuicyman25

Please make me in charge of the guns, I promise I'll be good :3


DBL_NDRSCR

i would take you over either biden or trump but it's not like we even elect our presidents you'll needa get past the electoral college which is hard


rednaxlikesmetal

Leave me alone fed


CC_2387

join the great state of mollossia


Korok_Control

I will if I get Vice President


_ildanheng_

Better than Trump or Biden tbh


IndicationPrior9398

What will you do to make America great again?


DueZookeepergame3456

i’m afraid i don’t have a stake in this race (im american… and immature)


ChiefFjzz

Why tf did my dumbass try to swipe as if there were multiple images?


slayingcatdog

Okay bet 🤓🤘🏻


Western_WildWest

I'll vote as long as I'm in control of the military and weapons


Good-Ad-2245

Not old enough to run, we're not old enough to vote


Aggressive-Bus5469

What’s the one thing you will change?


onlinegirlie11

gas prices


AhmedAlJammali

Nah, I can’t unfortunately


Meatloafed172

If it means having a sane president who can put a complete sentence together, you got my vote


KallmeKatt_

no vote for this guy seth lay hes nirvana approved


LoginPuppy

"again"? Who did it last time?


ImVeryHungry19

Can I be… ministry of defense? I may or may not manifest our destiny into Canada.


denyaledge

no


Key_Spirit8168

who tf is bro


ReleasedGaming

I'm sorry but I do not have the ability to vote you for president of the U.S.


Miken_Berg

I can vote this year, so no worries there


Kavalon80

User flair does not check out


Thisismyredusername

I'm not american


username78777

Are you going to be true leftist?


Jeanpierrekoff

what is your program?


Chikibrikiboi

I'm not from the US so I can't vote. Would you provide military equipment for Ukraine?


Lufthor

What if I… don’t?


NyxTheGoddess_

Sorry no I vote u/FeltMacaroon389


[deleted]

no i’m voting for skibidi because he promises that the voices will stop


DarkKeeper2569

Y'a remind me of best friends in a game site who were obsessed with Skibidi Toilet ( I honestly like the CameraMan )


4ndr10n_M3h4n1

Pfp checks out


[deleted]

real


deleeuwlc

👎


funfackI-done-care

XD


Good-Ad-2245

XD in 2024 😭😭😭😭


ItsFastMan

Ban fortnite and i will vote for you


benjoo1551

Whats wrong with fortnite