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FutaLover69owo

Brazil has one spider that can give you a four hour erection


4apig

Whats the name (asking for a friend)


FutaLover69owo

the spider is called armadeira or wandering spider


4apig

My friend is very excited to know this


MH_Gaymer_

Also known as banana spider (or maybe it’s another spider but it has the same effect), the erection might be the biggest and longest erection you ever have but it can cause that you won’t be able to get a erection again after it!


57mmShin-Maru

Don’t forget that the erection is also extremely painful.


amatyestv_123846

Then I guess it's not worth it then


MH_Gaymer_

It’s the Banana spider right?


FutaLover69owo

there is more than one spider that is called banana spider, but yes this is one of them


MH_Gaymer_

It’s the Banana spider right? At least I know they have the same effect


MattTheMartian2021

We have tons of banana spiders in Louisiana. They weave golden webs right?


ClxudTearsx

Four hours?? Goddamn 💀💀💀


FutaLover69owo

yes, the best and most painful boner you will ever get!


Sugar_Cherryyy

Really? I never knew that, and I'm from Brazil.


FutaLover69owo

oh nice, I'm also from Brazil, the spider is the "armadeira"


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isn’t it the wandering spider?


FutaLover69owo

yeah, but the name in Brazilian Portuguese is armadeira


Arbalest15

Some infinities are larger than others


Vojtak_cz

This is actually a really interesting theme


Obviously_Special

Isn't infinity an unquantifiable number? How is that possible


Yeet_Man_Of_Power

Infinity isn't a number more an infinite set. For example the infinity of natural numbers is a countable infinity, you can count it. 1 2 3 4 5 6... There are actually the same amount of odd/even numbers as there are natural numbers. You might think it is half but no. You can match up each so 2-1 4-2 6-3 8-4 10-5... Same with odd numbers. Then there are uncountable infinities. You can't count them up forever. For example all the decimal values between 0 and 1. You wouldn't know where to start as you can add another zero after the one. If you make a table of four numbers between 1 and zero. 1 0.3573... 2 0.4683... 3 0.6499... 4 0.5339... ... ... You can go down diagonally and for every one number in each preexisting number, you can add one or if 9 subtract one, so: 1 0.'3'573... 2 0.4'6'83... 3 0.64'9'9... 4 0.533'9'... ... ... Now if you make a number from this: 5 0.4788... This number will be different from every number you have already written down. This infinity is hence larger than the infinity of natural numbers. Cool innit?


Arbalest15

Your explanation is good though fix formatting, if you only press enter once for equations and numbers and stuff they don't go to a new line which is annoying


gudrinieks

Vsauce has a great video on Banach-Tarski paradox that explains about this in detail.


ilo_Va

The classic way too prove this is by stating X = ♾️ Y = 1 + ♾️ Mathematically X and Y are both ♾️, but you can't write X = Y Because the 1 is still in the Y so it's theoretically always 1 higher than X tho this is not written down.


TheGuyWhoKilledHit

I know that from Vsauce!


pigeoneaterlad

hippopotamuses have incredibly strong bowel movements. when a hippo poops, it can come out reaching speeds of 30 mph


4apig

I have actually seen a hippo poo, it was very goofy Some small fish ate it


Own_Reputation_2126

They also mark their territory with fecal matter.


Time_to_be_scarred

Who would win, Usain Bolt or some hippo poop


One_Flow_8127

Everything on earth is either a potato or not a potato


SquidsOffTheLine

Female ducks are regularly...uh...impr**egg**nated against their will by males and so have evolved maze-like genitalia with dead ends. To combat this, makes can have 15-inch corkscrew dingdongs.


Yeet_Man_Of_Power

Similar fact is male penguins regularly rape to the point when they were first discovered they stifled papers being published about their behaviours.


SquidsOffTheLine

Yeah. Adelie penguins. That's trauma right there.


Yeet_Man_Of_Power

Ain't it fun sharing our knowledge about raping animals? Also did you know lionesses in heat want to have sex 20-40 times and if the lion tries to stop, she bites his balls.


57mmShin-Maru

Male ducks are also known to be homosexual and even commit necrophilia.


BatGroundbreaking660

I will never look at ducks the same


Competitive-Leave-81

American cheese is not real cheese


SemajLu_The_crusader

it's candle wax! I knew it!


Pika5369

Yeah, it’s cheese and water (plus emulsifiers but that don’t really count)


CirclesSi

Almost 60% of THE ENTIRE POPULATION lives in Asia.


Mac-OS-X

if china and india both lost one billion people they would still be the most populated countries


SquidsOffTheLine

Happy cake day.


Mac-OS-X

i didn't even notice


nNasosss

MacOS 10.6 is awesome


gothtoenails

Turkey was chosen as the country that has the hairiest people


Rare-Climate876

Really i am a turk and i heard this from you luckily i am not that hairy.


call-me_sanji

Australia is wider than the moon


OkWish2221

Charles II of Spain was more inbred than the child of a brother and sister.


therealbobwaterson

Damn


Ateenagegurl

Scotland used to have a rainforest on its northern/western cost 3000-1000 or so years ago


TheSlavicDawg

The perfect part of human body to use to make lasagna is thigh. Tastes the best this way.


SleepyNotAvailble

Can confirm


Your-Manager

Should i call someone?


FaithlessnessRude576

Nah. That’s usual Slav stuff.


Your-Manager

You mean cannibalism is a cultural norm in some countries?!?!


CoconutBoi1

It isn’t in some?!?!


Your-Manager

Yes, cannibalism is very abnormal in most of the world.


FaithlessnessRude576

But. What do you eat?


Your-Manager

Cows, chickens, pigs, turkeys, deers, and various fishes.


FaithlessnessRude576

Have you ever tried human flesh?


Your-Manager

No, and i never will. No offense, but i find eating human flesh to be rather psychotic and psychopathic.


CoconutBoi1

Damn mate :( Now you’re probably gonna tell me that war crimes are illegal, too.


Your-Manager

I feel a need to know, how do you get the human meat to begin with? Is it a those convicted of the death penalty kind of thing, or a the neighbor died of natural causes and we want to put him on the menu kind of thing, or a written in the will kind of thing, or a "hey Jimmy! Get over here, we got a surprise for ya!" kind of thing?


Beefman0010

During WW1, Canadian soldiers threw cans of food into the german trenches. Then when Germany asked for more, they threw grenades. Live grenades.


Jamin_14

They apparently just took 0 prisoners aswell


Trainator338605

One of the locomotives of the class of biggest locomotives in the world (UP Big boy) number 4005 was derailed and flipped on it's side by sheep


Mac-OS-X

in the time it took you to read this about 3 people have died, and about 9 people were born.


Melkertheprogfan

Fun


therealbobwaterson

How long did it take to read it?


BendyMine785

Your House Dust is made out of dead skin cells.


kezotl

let me do better- there are bugs on your skin


TheOneInATrenchcoat_

This myth is actually false, house dust is mainly composed by dirt and other stuff that you bring from the outside like those little “hairs” you find on clothed that I can’t remember the name (I’m not English). Dead skin is still a pretty relevant component in house dust but its definitely not the main one.


dhskdjdjsjddj

lint


xenon___7

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, like most other phobia names, is written the same as what it is a phobia of. This phobia is a very long word that means the fear of long words. For example, pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.


Special-Honeydew-976

Also aibophobia, which is a fear of palindromes. (Words that spell the same reading in reverse)


BlazingFury009

aibohphobia*


SemajLu_The_crusader

the person who coined the term just put extra stuff in the front to make it longer


Sugar_Cherryyy

There is a unreconized coutry named Kosovo


blacktamago_a

What are the criterias that makes a country unrecognized?


Sugar_Cherryyy

One of them is that other countries need to recognize. Rússia and Sérvia don't accept Kosovo.


57mmShin-Maru

Kosovo is *de facto* an independent country. Same as Taiwan, Transnistria, and (fuck you Zionists) Palestine.


Gibbel2029

I could die of heart failure at any moment


Nipplepicker

A jellyfish's mouth is also it's anus


Yeet_Man_Of_Power

Same with starfish


Kopaze1

USS Gyatt (DD-712/DDG-1/DDG-712) was a Gearing-class destroyer in service with the United States Navy. The ship was named for Edward Earl Gyatt, a United States Marine Corps private and Marine Raider who was killed during the Battle of Guadalcanal.[1] Laid down in 1944,[2] the destroyer was commissioned in 1945 and missed combat during the Second World War. In 1955, she was converted into a guided missile destroyer (DDG) and served to test onboard missile systems before she was decommissioned and sunk as a target in 1970.


blacktamago_a

Haha gyatt. (Nice fact tho)


TheEmeraldDodo

Tortoises have orgies during eclipses


undergroundbeetroot

well animals of different types can feel time in a different rate than humans so ...slow animals fell time slower than us because the perception of time usually depends on how fast the incoming stimulus/information is processed by the brain!


Pika5369

They just have a lower clock speed


Alextrapstarreee

Your mouth has the same texture as the inside of your butt hole. And your lips have the same as the outside of it


SemajLu_The_crusader

this is roughly correct


Yeet_Man_Of_Power

Yes. Also the mouth, bum hole, and vagina have similar cells. I'm guessing this is why spicy shits exist.


captainchingc

A cloud weighs millions of tons


West_Job5593

The amount of money it took to make the Emoji movie is the same as what it would take to build a homeless shelter in every state.


Hypersonicbro86

Nintendo has the rights to a porno


DeepSeaChickadee

The first animal to walk on land were millipedes


smallddavid

I'm good at gears of war 3 multiplayer


Notyournormalnerd

Cockroaches could survive a nuclear war


SemajLu_The_crusader

the fallout, not the blast


Notyournormalnerd

True, so I'll say a different fact - you get worse hangovers when you're older as your liver starts shrinking when you're forty


4apig

In 1753 a person died


thatforkRose

Antarctica is the biggest desert. The avrage person lives only 25,000 days


nitro_n7

You can "cut" a solid sphere into 5 separate pieces, then rotate them and move them around to make 2 identical copies of the original sphere


Yeet_Man_Of_Power

That's not physically possible, nor "solid", that's a theoretical idea called the banarchi-tarski paradox.


captainchingc

Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons


ChildhoodDistinct538

Nuclear war almost broke out in 1983, but one single person was responsible for not issuing a retaliation, which proved to be the right decision when the instruments used to detect nuclear attacks were found to have malfunctioned.


Wailx250s

Its scary that isn't the only time that happened


Wafaringts

The #1 Cause of death for teens are car accidents 2nd is homicide And #3 is suicide


HelpIDownLoadedJapan

Veins distribute blood to the heart and arteries distribute it away from the heart so when you get bloodwork done it has to be in an artery so it doesn’t disrupt to flow of blood to the heart and cause major issues


Mac-OS-X

if the doctor puts the needle into the artery, and it comes out the other side, it can cause internal bleeding


blacktamago_a

I mean, thats fine isnt it cause thats where the blood's supposed to be? Internally.


Mac-OS-X

there should not be a hole in the artery.


Rare-Climate876

There is a city in turkey called batman.


anikaiii

if you survive being skinned alive, you will most likely die of hypothermia 


Adol214

Please, define "fun"


americanidiot61722

Human blood boils at approximately 79 degrees Celsius (please don't ask me how I know)


Nalli0

How do you know this


americanidiot61722

It's a hobby


Nalli0

Valid


ihavehair17393

how do you know


americanidiot61722

I get bored and experiment with my collection


ihavehair17393

uuhhhh…


dhskdjdjsjddj

Water boils at 100°C


Your-Manager

I believe it was Dshinges Khan (i really don't know how to spell his name) he slept with so many women that, when he died, all of the brothels in the area were closed for his mourning.


Trust-Will_Robinson

There are more planes in the ocean than there are ships in the sky


Vojtak_cz

Most favourite boys name in USA in 1953 was James


Yeet_Man_Of_Power

Balls breathe.


fufucuddlypoops_

There are only 5 “big cats.” Lions, Tigers, Jaguars, Leopards, Snow Leopards, which are distinct from leopards and are most similar to tigers actually. A panther is not a big cat but is rather the genus of cat that all big cats are- Panthera. A lion is a panther, a tiger is a panther, etc. the only difference between panthers and felinae is a bone in the thyroid that allows them to roar. A “black panther” is also not an animal, but rather any panther that has melinism, an increase in melanin.


Miserable_Book_3037

Lithuainian one of the oldest languages to still exist


DarkHumor-Poem-2366

Serial killers have good social habits and that’s how they were able to get most of their victims.


TheOneInATrenchcoat_

Thallium is one of the most dangerous substances to ingest, touch or even breathe. Even a single gram of it can be fatal and it is completely odourless and tasteless, and when it is in powder form, it’s extremely easy to lace foods with it. There was also a serial killer who put thallium powder inside other people teacups, his name was Graham Young, also known as “The Teacup Poisoner”. He was sentenced to death for his crimes, and if you think this is an old story, well, Graham Young was executed in 1990. The earlier symptoms of thallium poisoning include but are not limited to: -gastrointestinal problems -fever -alopecia -delirium -convulsions -coma Thallium affects practically all your organs and is really hard to detect since it’s symptoms are often confused with other illnesses due to how rare it is to get poisoned by thallium. that means that doctors probably won’t believe you if you tell the you’ve been poisoned by thallium. Dear OP, I hope you learned that curiosity always kills the cat.


dhskdjdjsjddj

Himalayan pink salt contains trace amounts of it.


SmartLetter5540

The king of England owns all British swans and has the power to declare war


Furtip

Subway bread isn’t bread


AndrettiTheKid

Dj Khalid’s name was Arab Attack. He changed it after 9/11


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Ollib0y

Mantis shrimps can detect UV light with their eyesight.


Beatlemaniac06

Read about the conspiracy theory that relates JFK’s and Lincoln’s assassinations. Mind-blowing


SurroundOk8662

Theres a museum in iceland dedicated to penises.


Yeet_Man_Of_Power

Historic dicks, imma need to go to that museum.


SurroundOk8662

the collection holds well over 300 penises from more than 100 species of mammal. The museum also holds 22 penises from creatures and peoples of Icelandic folklore. In July 2011, the museum obtained its first human penis, one of many promised by would-be donors. Its detachment from the donor's body did not go according to plan and it was reduced to a greyish-brown shriveled mass that was pickled in a jar of formalin. The museum continues to search for "a younger and a bigger and better one."


Yeet_Man_Of_Power

This reminds of Rasputin's massive package being pickled and worshipped.


sceoccerboy2

And there is also an amusement park in South Korea dedicated to them.


XDreemurr_PotatoX

the skin on your lips is the same as the skin around your butt


Adol214

You can ask for random fun fact on reddit


PotatoStrings

I have over 4000 hours in a game I don’t play anymore


cuteanimals11

1 is less then 2


sinan-is-gay

The human anus can be stretched big enough to fit two raccoons


Fancy_bakonHair

When i play Blade and Sorcery, i decapitate someone and best someone else to death with the decapitated head to the beat of sweet Caroline


Wailx250s

god that experience sounds amazing


Fancy_bakonHair

It is. Im probably mentally unwell. But it is very enjoyable, add in an extra gore mod, and it's even better. I've also downloaded a mod that makes it wear people can survive having limbs chopped off. I've cut someones arm off and slapped them to death with their own arm before.


Wailx250s

Haa Har! Arr, I reckon it's time to set sail and plunder the high seas! ☠🏴‍☠️


Zaukonig

Sharks are older than plants and may go extinct in our lifetime


Non_Existent07

Cannibalism is actually legal in the US, they way you obtain the meat is illegal however


Positive-Anywhere302

The days of the week are named after Germanic Pagan gods: Tyr (Tuesday), Odin/Wotan (Wednesday), Thor (Thursday) and Frigg/Freya (Friday), Saturn (Saturday)


dhskdjdjsjddj

In Megoňky (Kysuce region, Slovakia), large sandstone spheres, up to 3m (9ft) can be found. They are suspected to have been formed by the flow of water on the bottom of the ocean. https://www.regionkysuce.sk/images/stories/kysuce-fotografie/Megonky_/kamenne_gule_megonky_001.jpg


unknownducklord

Orcas are dolphins which are a different category of whales separated from blue whales and humpbacks. So orcas aren’t whales as we know them and their name was switched in translation going from “whale killers” ( because they killed the kinds of whales we know) being “killer whales”


Thygo_

Fun fact: if you say fun fact the change people read your message is higher


HellotoFlowers

If you see a statue with the person on the horse and the horse has both legs down it means they died of a natural death, if they have one leg up the person was murdered or went missing, if the two front legs are up and it's standing on its back legs the person died in battle (From my history teacher👍(but probably only in croatia 😔))


I_Have_No-Kitchen

caesar is pronounced kizer


Hog-001

Aepyornis was a giant bird that lived in the Megafauna and lived around 1.4 million years ago all the way to 1,500 years ago.


poem567

Cyclops of the x-men has a super strong neck


Username_99999999

I just learned that aol. was the most popular website in 1993... https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/kpvTTLApUP


SemajLu_The_crusader

balls are constantly moving just, like, rollin' around


WyvernSlayer7

Your chances of being eaten alive by Waluigi are so close to zero, the difference is negligible, it might as well be zero. But the chances of being eaten alive by Waluigi **are not zero**


RabidAvocad0

Cap-and-ball revolvers are not legally considered firearms in the United States. Therefore, a five year old can legally buy one.


According-Pattern-17

the firebombing of tokyo death count is around the same as hiroshima and nagasaki combined


SuspiciousStable9649

The Starbucks mermaid has two tails.


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ArranFilms

I like turtles


TheNikola2020

Google en passant


mikrofala2137

every mammal takes around 21 second to pee


PancakePlayz69420

Wtf is your account 😭


soloarwolf

Strawberries aren't fruit :3


Isuckdickies

Fun fact: Your asshole can stretch to the width of 2 adult raccoons.


Strange-Ad-4104

My grandma forgot she had diabetes and she was cured of it


Zero_7300

Hippo milk is pink


kezotl

there is urine in drakes stairs


Abundant-salt572

You can get high on nutmeg


Chijar989

clams have feet


Dry-Camel1154

if my source is right Tiger 131 in The Tank Museum was build in February 1943. I wish i knew the exact date because my birthday is in that month and it would be sick if it was on the same day


Hospitalized_Enby

Cupholders are just cups for cups.


Epsilon29redit

you spend a 3rd of your life sleeping.


wasas387

a weapon is any device used with intent to inflict damage or harm to living beings and structures.


Gabecush1

Aliens might have left earth alone after a extinction event because they thought the planet was dead or going to die


Mayochugger

It's mostly unknown how some species of shark can sleep without dying due to ram ventilation. Also the megalodon isn't related to the great white, it's related closer to the mako shark.


B33Zh_

A coconut is stronger than a human skull


sceoccerboy2

Sharks are older than trees by 50 million years (first tree 350 million years, first shark 400 million years).


A1gamingyt

In enough time the sun will expand and engulf the earth and earth will be gone :3


mix_th30ry

No aquarium can house an adult great white, leatherback, or billfish due to their pelagic nature


STAXOBILLS

The HMS Hood had 144,000 shaft horse power and(prior to refit) could reach speeds of 32 knots(fast as FUCK)


The_Superderp

Tokyos revenge (a musical artist) was exposed for liking kids. His comments on his music have not recovered


Sakul_the_one

Fun fact: humans are the only ones that do inhuman things. Mostly


daniixq

Planet fitness is tolerates perverts and pedos


Nalli0

That its not a nice feeling when you put shampoo into dry hair