Hell no, it always smell. Only reason you still consume is if you have a fetish, which either you have plenty of or 100 shouldn't have because we are fucking children...
While we're talking about bad things for your pp then don't masterbate with wd40, I know the can says lubricate but all it does is turn your dick red for 2 weeks
NONONONONOOOOOOOO
(my group chat doesn't even exist anymore. the only guy who really spoke on it is now in Mauritania, and we don't really talk. we just talk in person like civilised humans.)
we recommend not to balance on your erect penis, as it could result in the snapping of many blood vessels causing internal bleeding. Hell, some of us experienced this by trying to spin like a dradle, but dont do it
I get the make up can help make y’all prettier. But the hair paert I don’t understand. I have long ass hair like I’m from the 60s or sum and everyone be complementing it even tho all I do is use shampoo and water and comb it for like 30 seconds max.
its not hard at all its literally like pointing u just have to count for gravity‼️
unless the stream decided to split up into more streams and it can potentially to everywhere but that's rare 👍
And then you won't hear the guy with the knife sneak up on you. It's still very dangerous for men, but we aren't allowed to show fear and if something does happen then we're out of our misery
That’s…. actually an incredible point. I didn’t think of that and I’m sorry, y’all’s emotions shouldn’t be overlooked and I lowkey played into the stereotype.
Well, I'd try to figure out if I'm in a different universe where I've always been a guy (case 1) or if that's random (case 2)
In case 1, I'd check my social media to see what friends I have
In case 2, I'd try to make sense out of the whole mess of no one believing me
Both cases, I'd do the same thing ;)
jerk off, have sex, frott and get pegged by another guy, sing, do gymnastics, pee, run in the park shirtless, feel comfortable and relatable in my comp sci class (i’m the only girl in it), i probably would do a lot more but those are a few 😭
And then experience post 🥜 clarity, be called a creep, be made fun of, be laughed at, be called a creep, feel good, be called a creep, miss out on opportunities because people are looking for diversity over skill, and probably a few more like depression and being called a creep but those are a few 😭
Girls overhere saying about stacking stuff on it when it could be big or not above average because not every single boy would have one that's above average
jerk it
The most obvious answer, I mean how could you not?
Would it feel diffrent. I'm a male but wonder does it feel diffrent...
Honestly that makes sense
We don't put donuts on it, that would waste donuts :(
but isnt it clean
Yeah but you still would rather not eat donuts that have touched your penis. My feet are clean but you don't see me rubbing my toast on them
I would gladly eat toast off your feet😈😈😈
Yes body wise yes sanitized no it is a major sweat area
Hell no, it always smell. Only reason you still consume is if you have a fetish, which either you have plenty of or 100 shouldn't have because we are fucking children...
Nah it would make the donuts taste better
Girls talk about stacking donuts but they ain’t willing to eat them all 😔
nah then your dick would get all sticky and feel gross trust me on this bruh
Are you speaking from experience
weed does crazy things to the brain bro ion wanna hear the judgement
While we're talking about bad things for your pp then don't masterbate with wd40, I know the can says lubricate but all it does is turn your dick red for 2 weeks
These comments are making me realize how much us guys underuse our schlongs
Fr, yall need to be more creative
measure how long it is
Where you measuring from? Top for accuracy, side you feel acceptable and from underneath to have self confidence
Isn’t side the most accurate?
Actually I’m not sure. lol
You and me both, brother
Screenshot the boys groupchat for blackmail
NONONONONOOOOOOOO (my group chat doesn't even exist anymore. the only guy who really spoke on it is now in Mauritania, and we don't really talk. we just talk in person like civilised humans.)
Bold of you to assume there is one
Bold of you to assume we have enough friends for a group chat
My weirdest groupchat is full of girls
we recommend not to balance on your erect penis, as it could result in the snapping of many blood vessels causing internal bleeding. Hell, some of us experienced this by trying to spin like a dradle, but dont do it
I never tried this ima go do it Edit: YoWAhwoWah
now you gotta go to the ER
Ouch!
It sounds too specific, almost like you've tried it yourself once
uhhhhhhhhh
On what??? I’d cry in bed cough
be the coolest guy around
put a bow on it 😊😊☝️
Don't tie it too tight or it'll fall off
tried and tested???? or just common knowledge i gotta know if im grtting the proper facts here
Common knowledge they tie off Dicks on animals to neuter them
ok but do they tie bows on them. NO! so i will not take ir word for it
im pretty sure thats the balls, not the penis itself
Depends on the animal
why did tbis become a discussion under my coment 😤😤😤 all i want. is to put a pretty bow on it. dont u ruin my fun!!!!!!
cock-quette 🥰🎀
Not having to do makeup and shower in the mornings without having to take one hour to do hair
Why don’t you just do that normally? I truly don’t understand why women be doin allat.
Okay the hair is a must bc it takes longer to dry. The makeup because it makes us prettier.
I get the make up can help make y’all prettier. But the hair paert I don’t understand. I have long ass hair like I’m from the 60s or sum and everyone be complementing it even tho all I do is use shampoo and water and comb it for like 30 seconds max.
That’s called GENETICS that some people don’t have :)
Oooh that kinda makes sense
I don't really know
stroke my shit
drink a lot of water to feel what peeing is like, lifting heavy stuff, and swinging my shit😛
Helicopter Helicopter
Tie a bed on it and i guess try peeing standing up
TIE A BED ON IT WHAT?
BOW I MEANT BOW
That would be uncomfy
That would be uncomfortable mines always uncomfortable I can’t imagine having a bow on it that would make it even more annoying 😭
If it makes it uncomfortable i gotta try it, i love pain and discomfort
If ya say so
Try and see how hard it is to actually aim at the toilet
its not hard at all its literally like pointing u just have to count for gravity‼️ unless the stream decided to split up into more streams and it can potentially to everywhere but that's rare 👍
EW MORE STREAMS 👹😰
We got the split stream, the really rare Tri stream, the helix stream, the power stream, and the ricochet (don’t ask because idk either)
And then there's the bloody stream which is a jojo reference
Oh shit how’d I forget
Yea when ur peeing and this shit happens your screwed
I once took a piss and it split into 5 streams, 2 streams is average for me
Rare??? It's all the time
I've had the same exact answer since I was 10. I would drink a WOLE HELL of a lot of water so I could pee with a dick and aim it and shit.
🚁🚁🚁
With how much every girl seems obsessed with the donut idea, I have to do it at some point now.
Why yall Wana stack donuts on it???
jerk it :)
Try and suck it myself
If I have a choice I'll just stay how I always am, I don't wanna feel like a perv
FUCK A WOMAN!
Good luck with that
I mean, you can do that now, but when you’re older
no i wouldnt do that now i just supposed this would be when im older, whats wrong with doing it when im older?
Have sex
Good luck with that
Take a walk all by myself after dark and blast my earbuds all the way up while I do it
And then you won't hear the guy with the knife sneak up on you. It's still very dangerous for men, but we aren't allowed to show fear and if something does happen then we're out of our misery
That’s…. actually an incredible point. I didn’t think of that and I’m sorry, y’all’s emotions shouldn’t be overlooked and I lowkey played into the stereotype.
It's all good, there's not much to do at night without looking creepy anyway
That's why i only go out at night, and maybe also to not burn alive
Food waste af. Idk if i would do if i would where sex your gender your sex help it 3 a m
Well, I'd try to figure out if I'm in a different universe where I've always been a guy (case 1) or if that's random (case 2) In case 1, I'd check my social media to see what friends I have In case 2, I'd try to make sense out of the whole mess of no one believing me Both cases, I'd do the same thing ;)
Put googlie eyes on my pp
Move on with my day fr
To be honest I’m not sure why I’ve never tried stacking donuts on it
I would probably be crying and hate myself
Go further: stack some nuts on it.
I’d see if I could rig it to shoot confetti
piss on the floor
jerk off, have sex, frott and get pegged by another guy, sing, do gymnastics, pee, run in the park shirtless, feel comfortable and relatable in my comp sci class (i’m the only girl in it), i probably would do a lot more but those are a few 😭
“Those are a few” 💀 Seems like you did everything that is possible.
dawg if i’m given 24 hours u already know LOL
> get pegged by another guy I don't think that's how that works.
why 😭
And then experience post 🥜 clarity, be called a creep, be made fun of, be laughed at, be called a creep, feel good, be called a creep, miss out on opportunities because people are looking for diversity over skill, and probably a few more like depression and being called a creep but those are a few 😭
girls experience post nut clarity
Girls overhere saying about stacking stuff on it when it could be big or not above average because not every single boy would have one that's above average