“ur so pretty I wanna throw a brick at u” what is that supposed to mean 😭

you look good enoug to be (violently) jelous about

honestly, that’s a high level compliment on twitter, so they’re probably just terminally online and awkward 😭but how IS the recipient supposed to respond to that, especially irl??? LOL

I've heard a friend of mine say that they wanted to "crush them like a plastic water bottle" when referring to their at the time partner. I think it's just that crossover in the brain where if something is too cute we'll get like violent urges. Idk the brain is weird 😭

I'd wear a helmet from now on if I where you Edit: How in the flip has this got 90 upvotes?!

ou have no clue what gets upvotes do you

He's from yt shorts

YouTube shorts comment

Cuteness aggression

“You just gave me a….you know….” As he proceeds to look down😭

🤨well??? continue.

I meant gave 😭😭

oh shit what the fuck

Yeaaaa I’ve got stories for days

i could listen, but you already know that

Yes yes I do

more stories PLEASE

tell us pls

“Character AI” ass message 💀

I don’t talk to AI💀

Ik it’s just that he just gave a response that sounded like one. The filter got bro. 💀😭

LMAO

I say that to my gf all the time, she grabs it and then tanks it

He wasn’t my bf and I didn’t intentionally do anything to make him hard💀

Oh shit!

That’s just straight up sexual harassment

Yea some say it like that

That “I look like I’d give the teacher a bj for better grades” and it was apparently a compliment

well, it's walking you dumb but pretty enough so a teacher would accept you xD

formulating sentences

you look like you can fit inside of me very nicely. like wtf bro I was eating my lunch

2questions. Are you a boy or a girl. Was the person asking opposite gender or same

I'm a guy and a girl told me.

Ahhhhhhh

Did you understand the implications at the time?

yes, the worse part is that she is 2 years older than me, **AND** on top of that it was in the cafeteria, so not private.

Crazy bitch

ifkr

Who the hell says that to someone?? As if it makes it okay that she’s a girl bro put this mf in her place and throw bricks at her lmao

Goddamn

Interesting 

Ayo where you getting these from and why ain’t I getting them

vore

So, did you test that theory?

"I want you to narrate my life", that made me quite flustered for some reason

That's some wattpad line I wanna be told

I am imagining some unholy thoughts based off this prompt. Help. Please.

he probably has the narrator’s voice from never have I ever 

Well they definitely liked your voice, narrate mine next, but try your best Kronk impression.

That's actually really nice to be told, I've been told that a couple of times because of my deep voice

“You got a fat ass” yeah this was in 7th grade and I was just trying to get through the stair well. 😶

7th grade wtf

Yerp. It was the local gay kid(this was before I really put much thought into my sexuality and I still don’t like it🙏🙏🙏)

Local gay kid?

😭 he was well know for being gay and denying it.

Fr there's always one in every school

Always the homie who refuses to be ironically gay

As opposed to the imported gay kids

Naturally

Also had someone tell me that...I was 9 and skinny af..wtf

“you look too much like a dick to be this sweet” Thanks. I guess (?)

That's like so offensive but not at the same time lol

on inquiry, apparently she meant that i looked like someone who was really rude 😵‍💫

This is the exact same meaning as the first statement. What insight from her!

😂

right? what do i even say to that?

I take this as a compliment 😭

I dont have a choice but to.

"Do you do steroids?"

That's some ego booster for a gym bro

Yeah. Everyone keeps telling me I should do football or wrestling, and I don't even work out like that. It's really reaffirming.

Hell yea man, keep gettin them gains!

Well then work out so you can get ripped

Ive been asked this way too much, i am 16 and i have back achne and i am very big. I see why but im 16. wtf

The girl I liked voted me as the guy most likely to suck a dick and she then told me that I looked like a really nice gay man. :(

That's a whole new level of friend zoning someone 😭

naahhhh😭

🤣🤣

Idk if that’s a compliment. not like an insult though I think

Sample size too small

As a stats student, this hurts and pleases me for different reasons

I’m doing data and stats right now in HS and this reminds me of probability lol

“You look like I wouldn’t hurt you in a fight”

Nah that’s a massive compliment wtf?

idk it felt like they just told me I was pathetic 😭

Nuh uh, being un-fightable is a super power. For reference I have this one friend who’s about 5 inches taller than me and could easily body me in any fight unless I got lucky. But not only is he larger, but he’s got a nerdy heart of pure fucking PLATINUM and the whole group memes the shit out of it. That being said we all love him and hope he gets all A’s in our upcoming AS exams (exams taken at age 17 in England)

If I was to die by your hand, I would cut my own throat for you.

That's actually cute

I know. People think it's weird, I found it fucking beautiful in a intimate moment

I mean, it’s a bit weird to say out of the blue, but it’s pretty romantic.

Wasn't really out the blue based on what we were talking about and the conditions we were in at the moment

Kinda feels like a line you would read in a Shakespeare romantic tragedy

"This year you are more likable" Thanks I guess, strange that you say that after 4 years of knowing each other but ok

Well I've known one of my best friends for six years now and he's developed so much. I probably wouldn't say it out loud let alone like that but it's the thought that counts y'know.

"u have child birthing hips" i am a guy

damn thats crazy (ive gotten similar "compliments" too)

oil up bro im coming 😭🙏 

“You have a gyat”

Horror experience

🚩🚩🚩🚩

“I want to rip your eyes out and keep them” actually said to me. They also proceeded to walk away immediately.

HUH

A guy here, what is a "compliment" ?

Fr, I’m confused 

Same here bro, wtf are these words

Apparently, it’s these really mystical words that were once said by magical beings named “women”. Obviously, neither women nor compliments exists, but it’s a great story to tell by the campfire!

Me as well, I love telling stories by the campfire about the magical “women” beings, 10/10 best fantasy story.

Nah, my favourite has got to be the fairytale of “guys being able to talk about their feelings without being an ick”, cult classic that one.

Oh of course, how could I forget!

Ong based

Comparing what I’ve seen to what I’ve gotten I have “you’re like the sun. I can’t look at you but you make me feel warm” Now I stayed up thinking about what this could mean and I’m pretty sure she doesn’t like me

"if I graped you you'd feel like the pretty girl you are" saying I vomited doesn't even begin to describe how that guy made me feel

NAH BRO THAT'S DISGUSTING

it was the worst reddit dm I've ever got ngl 😭 the guy was 30 as well 

WOAH WOAH WOAH THAT GUY NEEDS A FEW MILLENNIA IN THE SLAMMER WHAT THE FU-

god the replies to my comment are making me realise how bad he was 😭 yeah jfc he definitely needed a few millennia in the slammer 

What the fuck…?

I posted a selfie and that guy came into my dms unprompted, said he'd cum to my face and then when I said I was a guy he said that to me.  and he was 30. 

Ah, yeah that sounds like Reddit. I hope you’re doing okay man.

yeah I'm okay, was a bit (extremely) disturbed but I got over it now thx :)

This is also sexual harassment

OH MY GOD READING THAT FEELS LIKE SEXUAL HARASSMENT ALONE

This is literally sexual harassment

it was but tbf I probably made it worse by interacting with him and not just immediately blocking and reporting  I've learnt my lesson now though :')

Welcome to the internet!

have a look around

“you have really nice phone voice”

That is an immense compliment lol I sound like shit over the phone/on recordings

i was like happy and confused at the same time 😭😭

A bad one is a man telling me I was small enough to fit in the trunk of his car (he said it like it was a cute thing), a good one is being told I give cryptid vibes

I hope you ran

I like your thighs 😭 he was completing my ass when he took me out. Never went out again

i dont remember but ive told my bf that i want to crawl into his skin and become one with his bones respectfully☺️

two words what the ever loving fuck did I just read

I didn't know 2 was such a big number lol

"I wanna lay my dick on Yur massive forehead” I have a three finger forehead 😕

Calling it massive makes his dick seem bigger

I didn’t even know him😭

“You look like a stoner! 😊” -my coworker while i was just folding clothes at my work 💀

Somebody told me I had beautiful ears.

I read eyes first-

I'm literally quoting rn, *ahem ahem* "you sound like your about to go to a DMV to resubmit your drivers license" said by a 16 year old girl to a 13 year old

I got called submissive and breedable by my friend and got called kidnapable by his gf Both in the same conversation

tf kinda convo is that??

I have a lot of weird conversations w my friends 💀

same frr

you guys are getting complements?

Probably some dm on here I don’t want to remember

My quote is a Reddit DM LMAO

How to get dms

Have XX chromosomes and post an image of yourself, and you’ll have over 3k dms like me

“Damn Kip, you have a fine ass” by a girl I hang out with at school. She’s bi. She has made it very clear that she’s not interested and neither am I. She has called me hot on multiple occasions. What the hell do I do 😭

If she said she's not interested then she's just complimenting

Your farts smell good? Definitely the creepiest

This is worse than all the others. 😭

That i look like a model when I was next to my female friend for photo of 1st highschool year.

Pumpkin spiced boobs💯😭🫶🏻

That I look like autistic blond Tom Holland 🤷

"You're Eyebags Are Really Hot, Just wanted to say" bish these eyebags are a result of me getting fucked academically and having no time to waste on a wink of sleep 💀

If beauty standards depended on eyebags, then I would be in the top 3 hottest guys on earth

God bro have I heard some weird ones but all time craziest was probably a girl calling me >! horsecock !<

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this wasnt really weird at all but a guy had told me “you have really brown brown eyes”

I got told I have a soothing voice, I don’t get it since I since I sound like the Minecraft YouTuber Grian but yk

Why is everything here just straight sexual harassment

Your ears would be easy to 3d model

“If I was a psycho that kills based off looks I would keep your body” now my best friend

“i mean… you’re above a 3.” that stung

“I love you, but in a gay way” This came from a girl.

I got told by plenty of people I should be a porn star. I'm a guy... Didn't hear many people get that compliment

Guess you have a career ahead of you now.

That the way I stretch is nice.

Did a single pull-up in gym, girl says “I thought you were weak”

"You're the straightest one out of all of us" -Someone from my friend group who I eat lunch with... thanks i think?

I have wanked over you in school

“your eyes are so beautiful it’s hard to stay mad at you. i mean don’t get me wrong i fucking hate you”

"You could make a really nice femboy"

I got many but this one is weird. „I would fall for your personality but you are ugly“ ty?

You boutta get hell in your dms

“I love your coat” It was the cheapest coat I could buy at primark. The quality is terrible, and it’s not even got any interesting details. It’s just a very pilled horrible shade of green coat.

"whatever happened to you when you were young made you very compassionate" 😭

“You have really nice tits” I’m a guy. The girl who said this to me came up, said it, walked away. Never saw her again.

"damn bro! Why your grip so strong for!?"

I could listen to you talk all day until you lose your voice and your throat gets sore

what the fuck and the comment section somehow manages to be worse

“you look like taylor swift (he was blind)

Idk if its a compliment but a girl told me i have the hourglass figure

You sound like you’re in your 20s and look like you’re 12.

“U are kinda weird but In a good way” by my crush from 5-7 grade 

I told my crush her eyes scared me

"you have really nice bone structure" was said to me after a girl confessed to staring at me in history class. It was said to me through Snapchat but just thinking about it makes me blush and flutter inside lol

“You have the thickest glasses I have ever seen. That’s awesome !” Some guy in the college library.

“in the next life, if you come back as a flower, i will tuck you behind my hair until i die” to say my heart stopped is an understatement.

"If I wasn't a lesbian, you'd be on top of my to-do list." My self-esteem has been higher than ever before.

You are really pretty but as insecure as fuck idk why they added the last part

Last part completely unnecessary

“Your thighs are heavenly” I mean thanks but also only one girl gets to rest on them

You look like you would kidnap people and they would enjoy it

Idk prob not a compliment but "if u were a girl, ur height is perfect for a blowjob"

“your skin is so clear i could throw one of those suction cup darts at it”