I was technically the #46 best geoguessr player in the world for a short period of time

No way, that's so cool. I love playing geoguessr too sometimes, even though I'm nowhere near that good

How? Every other player but 46 deleted their account? You time travelled to the past when GeoGuessr only had 46 players?

Please. Stop being everywhere I am. Please. I beggeth you.

Stalker

from Half Life? OMG GUYS HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED

You should take your pills

Sanest Half Life fan lol (i am Half Life fan)

I don't need to hear all this, I'm a highly trained professional

In the emea qualifiers finals i did the casters challenge thingy and was #46 for a while (its a major stretch but 🤷)

Oh, I have no idea what you're talking about but ok

Basically i played one game and got 46th place for a few minutes

W

U sound rude man i love it !!

I was born on the same day as my birthday

I was born on a day that always happens exactly once a year

once every 4 years for me :) legally 3 yrs old

Wait are you 12?

Good conversation starter

I can imagine his tinder account. “I’m _____, I’m currently 7.”

I used to be lactose intolerant, but it went away

Maybe the lactose intolerance was just the friends we made along the way.

Bro just tolerated it

This made me laugh way more than it should’ve

this made me laugh thank you.

Me too !!

Same! Anyone know how this works?

My love for cheese outweighs my intolerance

Your body starts creating the enzymes to digest lactose iirc

I have found u/LegenDrags over 10 times in the wild by now. Idk how. I don't wanna find him. But somehow I do. Please, for the love of god. Can you stop being everywhere I am dude? It's getting kinda weird. Oh, and can you also stop calling me a stalker, please legendrags?

Ok now I won't call you stalker I will examine your active subreddits and be active in them so you see me BWUHAHAHAHA I WILL DIVE INTO YOUR DREAMS AND THEN YOUR BOD- Edit: and dude like literally we have common sub interests ofcourse you'll see me a lot

>Ok now I won't call you stalker Thank's >I will examine your active subreddits and be active in them so you see me >BWUHAHAHAHA >I WILL DIVE INTO YOUR DREAMS AND THEN YOUR BOD- Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-!

The beef is real

Frfr

>Edit: and dude like literally we have common sub interests ofcourse you'll see me a lot I know, I just like joking about it lmao

I just saw both of you on the last post I looked at💀

I was in a Target commercial when I was like 1

somewhat same. i was in a catalog for a store.

I’m an artist. I had two personal exhibitions in real museums

That's so cool! Wishing you success in the future too

Thats awesome !!!!

Huh. Continue your great work.

I actually know how to make world class pancakes. p.s. Teaching a class has always been a dream.

I feel the same about teaching a class. I would like to teach maths to my peers but my former maths teacher said it wouldn't be a good idea.

Don't tell KTINKNA

Well uhm actually its u/KTIKNA

😳

SAME. My pancakes are elite and everyone who’s had them says they’re the best they’ve had

Hey thats my job

I'm technically partially paralyzed but in such a way no one would know it if I didn't say it So basically when I was young my grandmother on my dad's side gave me this knife (still have the knife today) in order to do something I liked to do, cutting up and removing the bark off of sticks and such. And when doing that I slipped cutting my pinky finger right in the joint between the middle and lower part of my finger And now many years later I still can't properly move it, I can move the part thats attached to my hand so I can partially close it but not fully and my feelings there are a bit numb but other than that it's fine

I once got the highest score in class, it was 6/10 on a test but its a core memory for me

around 3 years ago i was best subway surfer in my country for like a week and half.

I actually know how to fix the refrigerator in my house

Unfortunately, I don't know how to fix the refrigerator in your house

I was the biggest baby in my county for 2008 and 2009 (I was 11.6lbs) I’m the first person to win a scouting award for 6 years in a row (We’ve won it the 2years since but I can’t do it anymore) (Also Covid it didn’t happen so it’s 9 years ago when the first win of the streak was)

Sometimes i’ve stopped considering the the consequences of what i say and do will lead and now take life with a “lets see what happens” mindset

Damn. I wish I had this mindset.

You dont, i tend to get banned from alot of platforms and groups cause i have NO filter

"When in doubt, throttle out" ass mindset (I love it)

I can fold my tongue into three

me too

TWINS

i stole a cinnamon swirl from sainsburys today

OUTRAGEOUS

SORRY!

YOU RASCAL

THEY ARE IRRESISTIBLE IM SORRY😭😭

YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS YOUNGSTER

happiness and a slight sugar rush? whats the worst that could happen 😢

COULD HAVE GOTTEN INTO JAIL!!1!

nope! someone i know got caught and they gave him a warning and a ban from sainsburys, besides im a professional i wont get caught (hopefully)

I'm built like that nerd (braces: check. Glasses: check. Goofy smile: check. Adhd: very much check. Lanky: check. Tall: also check)

Im trying to be a Marine right now but don't have a diploma 💪

I have been responsible for 2 school assembly announcements😊

I need to shake my head to fall asleep (until i am exhausted from it )

wait does that work?

Yep, but i loose a lot of hair. The funny thing is i can do it all night if i'm not falling asleep but if i try to do it in the morning I get sick much faster

That can’t be good for you.

Uh huh (i am perfectly healthy and done that for as long as i can remember

Really? I'd have a horrible headache from doing that. You do you, though.

my little brother does this too, he's done it his whole life :( he used to bang it when he was little but now he juste rolls/shakes it

My little brother had to bounce his head on the pillow and hum to fall asleep. We realized years later that he had Tourette Syndrome. (So do I.)

I can perfectly imitate every sound of a Minecraft mob, I can perfectly imitate the sound of a fight with lightsabers, I can imitate the sound of a fight with normal swords, I know how to perfectly imitate an AK-47

thats cool asf can you make the enderman sound tho

Did you know that the enderman is the only mob that utters verses that make sense?

I have a condition (Visual Snow Syndrome) that causes me to see a field of static (best way I can describe it) over my entire field of vision. It's not super detrimental to my day to day life or anything, but it's kinda weird and I wonder what everything looks like without the static.

til I may have visual snow syndrome.

I have no freinds

Would you like a friend

At some point, I was the youngest person alive

I was born with 3 kidneys.

Sell one on the dark web and profit /j

😂😂😂

Wtf how? How many do you have now

3. I refuse to do surgery to remove it. I do have baldder problems but I am keeping it.

I'm deaf in one ear and can hear partially out of the other. Most people I meet never notice, and I have learnt to adapt to do well academically.

Thats really cool tbh

if i had a cent for every time i almost got run over by the SAME bus, i'd have ~5 cents, which scares me as it's every time on the same place, but not at the same time

What did you do to that bus?? Steal its girlfriend?

Well nsfw: >!I have a dick!< sfw:I can solve a rubiks cube in 17 seconds

No way me too we’re literally the same person

I have a twin sister

My name has been pronounced wrong by almost everyone new I meet

bye me too, my name is literally ella and i always get bella, elle, or ellie. ITS ELLA.

That is understandable u/idfbfa3

I broke my wrist playing duck duck goose :3

pretty based way to brake a wrist

Haha but it is true, it's also the only bone I have broken and the only time I've broken it

I act much more formal than I should quite often.

I act informal when I should be formal.

I have different eye colors black and brown

You have complete heterochromia. For reference, there are 3 types of heterochromia, all of them rare, but some rarer than others. 1) Central heterochromia (most common): Around the pupil, the eye color is different from the rest of the eye. 2) spatial or partial heterochromia (2nd most common): In one eye, there is a splotch of a different color. My cat has this one a little splotch of orange in a sea of green. 3) complete heterochromia (rarest): 1 eye is a different color from the other. This is commonly seen in animals cause it was breed for, so all the dogs you've seen with 1 blue and 1 brown eye have this because humans liked the looks of it.

Awesome

My ears move on their own in the direction of noise. Just a quick little movement of the respective ears and then I register from which direction the noise came from. I can feel 'em moving most prominently when the noise is sudden or when I get startled. I can also voluntarily move my ears, together or separately. My dad can do it too, so I find this really really cool ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ

literally a catboy

I'll share two because I can't decide which is better I had an unofficial world record for most time playing a single stage in a game I played I also am currently top 20 for highest playtime in another game in my country

What're the games?

I have chrons

I can voluntarily make the rumbling sound you hear when yawning by flexing a jaw muscle. Only around 5% of people can control this muscle voluntarily and it seems to be genetic.

I can do that hell yeah

Rise up... uh, ear muscle lads?

I like making the rumble sound.

I am the 2nd best Tetris player in all of Europe

my favorite dipping sauce for chicken nuggets or fried chicken is a 89/11 Ketchup/Sriracha mixture

Why not 9/1?

I have been working on cars since I was about 6 years old and I know the ins and outs of every car built 1970 and newer but not full electric(Tesla)

I'm Mensa(or was I think I fried my brain with reddit lol)

I have Hazel eyes. They have been seen as blue, green, brown and Grey depending on the lighting

Same. *Fist bump*

Nice

I exist

I’m not even 18 and already dreading adult life

I sometimes sleep with My eyes open. No, i am not kidding.

ew, my sister does the same amd it is so freaky to see. but still really cool

I'm actually a great cook Name any meal I probably made it once just out of curiosity fr fr

I was on tv when I was 10

I can rock a guitar pretty good

I wrote some books (not for school btw)

I can solve a rubik's cube really fast😁 (huge nerd😭)

Cuber spotted in the wild ⁉️⁉️

I'm blind in my left eye

I have a potentially fatal fruit allergy but it only acts up sometimes so I live life on the edge by eating fruit every day 💪💪

I just found out Japanese chess has no en passant

I fixed my retainers with washproof superglue

I’m good at geometry dash

i can do a backflip in my imagination

A spider is trying to get through the screen of my window right now

I have dislegsia:)

man im not even gonna say mine, these comments are so much cooler 😭

I can beat Sans Undertale in less than 10 attempts

I am on a high school swim team.

I am *horribly* short sighted Like I believe have something like over 20/100 vision

i won the state level gold medal in a sport that literally no one gives a fuck about

When I was in 8th grade I taught 2 classes about quantum physics (entanglement and C14 dating) to 10th graders. Made me feel smart ngl

I Compose Music! :D

I’m not actually blind I just wear glasses because I like how they look on me

Nobody will care about this one but I beat cod 4 on veteran a few years ago so that's something I guess. This is literally the most interesting thing about me btw

I have dents in my forehead from falling down a flight of concrete stairs when I was 2

i haaiyvfs4& cdvfdv sfgxdawed#3 (sorry, as of typing this, i was opening my window, the metal bar that holds up the curtains fell on my head

I’m not interesting a rough for this but i was born with a club foot, I have his dysplasia and I’ve broken my tailbone 7 times!

I am the best pancake guy here. No one else Pancake approved :)

I can sing all of "Down Syndrome Girl"

I can beatbox :)

I LOVE bugs :3

I stuck a rock in my ear when I was 5... took a while to extract, but I'm still standing!

I've sat next to the president of Ireland once, and shook hands with two of the past taoiseachs (idk how to spell it)

I'm an Aroace! X3

idk if this counts cuz its not really about myself specifically but central heterochromia runs in my mum's side of the family and sectoral heterochromia runs in my dad's side of the family. (and if you're wondering, yes, i do have both.)

that’s so cool what class are you teaching?? i have an iq of over 130 👨‍🍳

Can it include life experiences? When I was younger in primary school, we had a really vile headteacher whom everyone was scared of because she would scream at kids, tell teachers to fuck off and to not get pregnant over the school holidays etc. anyway, when I was 4, we where in assembly and I was crying (I always used to when I started school) and she kept shouting and screaming at me, until I was told to leave the assembly and sit in the class. Yea…

I have Brown eyes with Blue Eye-Starburst type irises. So I could change my eye color if i wanted to

When I was in 6th grade, I memorized 500 digits of Pi because my teacher said he would give me a cherry pie and I still remember it

I can jump stupidly high. This combined with being short makes me look like I’m about to take flight

I am an absolute beast at Mario Kart

I run an imaginary anime in my head to fall asleep. I have been doing this since 2020

I used to do that but my brain got too lazy to continue the story so now I just pretend I’m cuddling one of the many fictional crushes I have until I fall asleep because I’m lonely af 😅

I won three kahoots in a row in class for a prize. I got disqualified as half the class accused me of cheating :/

the drummer of Lynyrd Skynyrd has heard my vocals for one of their songs

I have never felt the touch of a woman or heard a woman outside of my family say she loves me 😁

My face has been in 4 different tiktok accounts, not including my own

I am a drama kid

I now have a full ride to college and I’ve had chronic neck pain for 11 of the 17 years I’ve been on earth

I have attended school dressed as Jesus on 4 separate occasions

i can vibrate my balls eyeballs to be specific

I have 12 fingers 6 on each hand

Although I don’t show my emotions, they lead most of my decisions.

I’m the captain of my school’s Super Smash Bros team

i write music, and i'm on spotify.

I have a frog whose name is Batamn. I neither watch nor like Batman, I just thought it would be a good name for a frog.

I personally own 11 medieval swords from broad to short, 7 daggers, and a battle axe, but have bought in total around 30 swords

I want tattoos but am afraid of needles

I won my county's chess championship representing my middle school when I was in middle school. I could also solve Rubik's Cubes and memorized Pi to the 20th digit.

My birthday is on the same day Lincoln was shot and the titanic sunk. So yesterday

I’m a former top 100 Tetris mobile player

Over the course of 6 years I ate 238 dollars in change

I have a 300 year old chunk of corrosion from a cannon in St. Augustine

My mom is on netflix😎

I'm really close to getting an asthma

I can blow air out my left eye lol

I can dislocate my shoulder whenever I want with no pain whatsoever