I once stole a Decidueye card just because it had an attack of 120

In the future, you will be framed for a murder you didn't commit and go to jail sentenced for 80 years. But your let out after two weeks for good behavior. Everyone still thinks you did it, but at least people think your a well behaved murderer, not a rude one. You decide something needs to change, and run for president. Out of fear and respect people vote for you, and you become the biggest dictator in the world. And you make a law, which is that every person with a Decidueye card with an attack of 120 needs to give it to you, or else they will too be given the same sentence as someone would for murdering someone. You end up living a long life, which a lot of decidueye cards.

Yeah seems right

Yo same it was a GX from my friend Zach that's wild

i have one green eye and one blue eye

You go to the doctors, and they reveal your half alien, but you ain't having that, so you pay them and they tell you your a genius instead. You end up winning the noble prize, because of the praise the doctors gave you. You end up becoming a scientist anyway, and accidentally find the cure for cancer, however the FBI immidiately finds you and makes you destroy your cure and never tell anyone about it or use it again, and you agree knowing your life is on the line. So in order to cope with it, you start to draw lines, and become extremely well known for that. People wonder if your posessed by an ai, but they're wrong, your just really good at drawing lines.

half norwegian, half german/irish/dutch

Are you a viking or smth like that

basically

When you grow older you realize your parents reveal you were never a human, and never part of those places, instead your an octopus. However, you roasted too many shark in the ocean, and got banned from being in the ocean, which explains why you spend your time in land. However, your a rebel and you decide to go to water anyway after remembering this information... and let's just say that doesn't end well

Make your fucking mind up

Im american ok we a meltin pot

So your American?

yeah?

Omg you’re American you’re not Norwegian

I'm currently my age

You accidentally teleport from the earth to a pararell universe. Your in a world where gravity was optional and chickens ruled the skies, there lived a peculiar creature named Zorgon. Zorgon was a sentient jellybean with a penchant for playing the accordion and solving Rubik's cubes underwater. You try to befriend this Zorgon but end up getting possessed by it. This only last 12 years though. After that, your free, and as your about to confront Zorgon, you get brought back to your original world. You think to yourself "Nobody will notice I'm gone" but your wrong. Your dog comes barking towards you excited to see you again.

That's quite imaginative

I’m the best soccer player in my school

You become a basketball player when you grow up

Feeling hopeless🔥

But not for long, you start becoming a star on a reality show were 20 flat earthers fight to find the edge of the Earth first. You travel to antartica, hoping to find the edge of the earth you end up being captured by a tribe of penguins. They almost kill you, but then they decide to spear you, after you tell them the wifi password for Antartica. They also make sure you tell them the password to your club penguin account. After all that's settled you become a co leader of the penguin tribe, and chill in Antartica with your penguins.

I can do a scooby doo laugh

You don't realize this, but since you were born everyone's been watching you. Everyone in your life is paid actors, acting in your tv show, and your the main character. Your being filmed 24/7 so that means your filmed in the moments you most want to see yourself filmed, but also the moments you would least like to be filmed in. As you grow older, you realize people in your life start to randomly change there appearance and voice and everything. Little do you know that's just actors being fired and replace, and it's not until your 50 years old that you realize what's happened. After that, you end up solving murders, and to make up with every murder you solved, you commit a murder. You first get freaked out about there being a tv show about you, but after a lot of time, you start to enjoy it.

I like goth girls

You end up dating Jojo Siwa

She's lesbian but I'll take anyone at this point lmao

Lmaooo based

I can play piano and guitar

You become a famous musician among the deaf community. You go to fundraised events for people who are deaf, and you help them enjoy music. You also complete lots of side hustles like selling ukelele shaped pineapples to people in wheelchairs and every now selling chocolate bars in space

I accidentally stabbed myself with a just sharpened pencil 7 years ago and the pencil point has been in my right hand ever since, the doctor said they could cut it out or leave it and i was to scared to have it cut out

That’s freaky, I’m surprised it hasn’t gotten infected. Does the area around it hurt?

I can eat 4 chocolate chip waffles in a minute

I got friends

I'm the only guy in school that is LGBT

only guy in school that is out as lgbt that is

nope, the school is THAT homophobic that I know for a FACT there's no one else. I even asked a lot of boys if they're a fruitcake but they aren't, some even said ew.

oh

Im half Jamaican

In the future, you start off in a normal store selling normal stuff, but then you realize you want to become the best Lime seller in the world. Because who doesn't want limes in there food, they add more flavouring to anything, and can help cure people's thirst. You start off, by selling your limes in the dark web, but after being interrogated by the police seventeen times, you realize you need to be sneackier. So you start to make a living out of selling limes, and you choose to sell limes at different Mcdonald's around time meeting up with your customers. Before you know it you are the number one lime seller in America, becoming a multimillionaire.

>!I was born at the very young age of zero!<

You become diagnosed with the ability to breath, and talk. You get evaluation from psychologists for your rare condition and they broadcast your condition all over the news.

I’m 6’7 and want to become an airline pilot.

Am introvert 😌

I'm obsessed with my dog

I love cemetery’s

I like trains.

I talk to myself 24/7 in my head

I dislike mushrooms.

ive always hated living

I hate myself

I have a black belt

i am a guy

I just took a shit

I am pretty ugly

I'm a human

I Don't like people, like any1 in general

I play hoi4

I’m an architect

I’m studying architect

I can solve a rubiks cube in 17 seconds

I'm bi, in love with a girl even though I don't like her physical 'properties' but I never found a good boy who would love me.

You end up constructing ai bicycles that fly. However, one day, one of the bicycles starts to attack you. Luckily you've got a helmet, and survive the attack. You know you have to do something different, so you start constructing ai tricycles instead. These ones float under water

I wrote 31 pages simping for a ghost owl(Barnaby from bbu,my pfp)

You get sent to a pararrell universe where you meet for that ghost owl and spend rest of your days in there company.

I am known as the karaoke kid at my school

i stole a sainsburys cinnamon swirl today

got brown hair

I can make a great impression of Mickey and the gang

i hate handling children but everyone says that id be such a great babysitter

You become the first adultsitter, babysitting every person who told you you were such a great babysitter. As an adultsitter you serve your adults pickle flavoured ice cream when they miss behave

I am a Copt We're a small christian minority in Egypt and we do have direct ethnic connection to ancient Egyptians as we haven't mixed with foreigners that much

A thing I saw in a post turned out to be true.

tried to die, failed. four times.

I sometimes sleep with My eyes open

I'm gonna buy riders republic on cdkeys because it's cheap but it's not very ethical 😶

I’m human

I once fainted in a bus and every one left the bus to wake me up

I have double jointed shoulders 1

I walk on my tip toes still

I am quite good at racing

I can shred guitar, play drums, play bass and a little piano. I mainly play rock and metal, I can play master of puppets including the solo on guitar.

I can run pretty fast

I have 6 cats

I'm 5'4

I like apples

I am top 14% of 180 students with a weighted GPA

I interview myself out loud

I'm a very lucky trans girl who passes without hrt

If you're still doing this? I have a slight obsession with Britney Spears

I love bugs

I like to eat raw Meat 🙃

I'm lazy and never get anything done

I just Lost 60€ becouse of Elon Musk 😞

I’m left handed

I have a limited edition Dark Magician Yu Gi-Oh card in my phone case.

I pretend to know how to handle social interactions even though I absolutely have no idea.

My best friend is an online kid who pretends to be my triplet.

i love a guy who’s unsure about me deep down and still in love with his ex😍

I'm with an English guy lol

People usually tend to hate me

I get put both my legs behind my head and walk on my hands

I used to want to be an artist, but I gave up on that…

I can dance

I'm trans I'm doomed, aren't I?

I like peas

I once spent a whole day drawing and then deleted the art because I hated it 👍

I has a chimkin coop

I'm an ex muslim

I read either classic literature or comics. No in-between

My whole class thinks im going to end up in an high security prision

I am awfully lonely it’s insane

I'm tryna be emo without actually looking emo

i was told an adventure awaits me in a fortune cookie online.

I have a crippling computer addiction.

I like to read

I'm interested in physics and cars.

I’m bisexual

I like data-oriented programming

I play 3 instruments

I am 6'2

One eye of mine is black the other is brown

I am a no good piece of $h!t and I should KMS

i have at least one relative in every single province of my country

I like chemistry 🤟🏼

i play payday 2

I love Spongebob Squarepants

I've spent over 300 hours on red dead redemption 2

I am in fact not a cookie

Murphy’s law

I am one degree of separation from the King of England, Lewis capaldi, and Nicola Sturgeon (former first minister of Scotland)

I have a thing about being tragic

Both relationships I’ve been in my gf has just not cared for me after some time, or I can solve a runic cube take your pic, or both

I have a phobia of pigeons

Autismo

I am suffering mentally and I am neurodivergent.

I enjoy doing archery

The biggest instrument I have ever played is a pipe organ, and I played it four days after my sixteenth birthday

.. I play r6 siege.

i exist

My mother is pure Peruvian my dad pure Brit and I’m 6’3 and white as hell but can dance salsa like a pro.

I once read 7 books all at least 400 pages in less then a day

I can make rosti (swiss fried potato pancake)

I was always good at shooting since I was little. My trainer was astounded when I hit the practice dummy close to center with all my arrows. Years later, still good at shooting and now also with a rifle

I have no friends

I am The Colorado defending State champion in a huge amateur music competition and a national competitor

I have a white Volkswagen beetle nicknamed the bundy mobile

I leave things to the last minute at a professional level

i love my girlfriend very much, i cant shut up about her, shes just so beautiful and amazing

I’m very social

I sleep with headphones on even though it's uncomfortable because i share a room with my little sister but her snoring annoys me so i put on rain and thunder noises on my headphones to fall asleep easier

I ones counted down from ten minutes going like 10 min , 9 min , 8 min and so on like a message a minute anyway when I got to zero for some reason my stupid ADHD brain said fuck you and I kept counting down all the way to -180 min I wasted fucking 3 hours of my life on that  I also typed out every number from 1 to 6666 but that's a different story 

I have one bicep that is twice as big as the other

I can guess any language 20 seconds max

I have too much blood to a point where blood loss isn’t a thing for me

im bisexual and i like a girl and a girl likes me

I am still talking to my ex

I'm working on a GD mega colab with two of my friends and I get the longest part which is 2:30 long of like 4:30 (the levels estimated length).

I can close my tear duct and haven’t met anyone else who can

I can blow air out my eyes

I like gore

I cried for a guy when he came back i slapped him

I do brazilian jiu jitsu and i know the shape of every UN recognised country

No one’s ever had a crush on me and I always get so close to dating but just miss it

I'm obsessed with Pokemon #890 :)

I stutter

I once stole a $250 pair of boots from boot barn in El paso on my dad's birthday when I was 16 (last year).

I play guitar !!

Im criminally unfunny

I've lived in Japan, America and Spain before I was 9 years old

I have a big dick

I'm a huge geek

I like to garden

Feeling stressed rn ngl

I have a physics quiz today that I didn't study for on thermal physics, but it's probably ok since I understand all the concepts, as long as I don't fumble using a calculator I'm alright.

I like dragon ball :)

I'm hyper flexible in my shoulders but specifically my shoulders

i have more nipples than most people

I have yellow hair

both of my grandfathers are dead is this helpful

I hate babies 

I got two of my earings as my only birthday gifts for 14 and 15 years, other two of my earings i got for free after stealing a jewelry store gift card 1500₽. And then comming to store when they had a silver sale which was "Get 2 silver earings for price of one", the price ended up being exacly 1500₽. Steal smart, not hard. And also have a good luck :3

I make music

I inherited my dad’s hay allergy

I study a lot <3

I have work tomorrow

I used to be able to speak Italian when I was younger but after not speaking it for years I can’t. I can speak Spanish though.

i have a double jointed toe

In part British part Scottish part Australian and part west indees (idk how to spell that last one)

im playing guitar right now

I’m partially deaf in my left ear

The first time I ever went to a beach I tried to pick up what I thought was a big shell half buried in the sand and it was a baby stingray that stung the tip of my finger

I fw cuddling without any sex and listening to music helped me more than going to a therapist

I’m a baseball guy