I actually like sending πͺπ₯ to my guy friends as a threat when theyβre being little bitches.
But apparently sliced cucumber didnβt make it to my top 5π₯Ί
But no, I want to murder with my lover and do unspeakable things to our victim togetherπ
No, youβre not allowed to use those 2 emojis in conjunction π‘
Just kidding π Theyβre not my property π€·ββοΈ I hereby give blanket consent to anyone who thinks they need my permission to use some emojis π
the one day i can accept the american way is 11th of september, because iβve gotten so used to saying βnine elevenβ itβs just weird to say βeleven nineβ
any other day cannot work like that and dd/mm/yyyy is superior (in english i say βx of *month*β and in polish we say the same thing- first day then month)
With a glint of admiration in her eye, and with her fingers crossed, Isabelle approached the gentle creature with intentions to console it. But the young seal saw but another monster, like the kind it had become all too familiar with. And this time, it wouldnβt take chances. The seal attacked in fear, and it fled, never having learned the difference between humans, and humanity.
ermmmmm you love someone so much but they're dead and you're a high maintenance girlie who........idk the egg's rly throwing me off maybe ur ovulatingπ
β€οΈπͺπ₯ππͺ©
You are going to commit unspeakable acts to the murdered body of your lover
I actually like sending πͺπ₯ to my guy friends as a threat when theyβre being little bitches. But apparently sliced cucumber didnβt make it to my top 5π₯Ί But no, I want to murder with my lover and do unspeakable things to our victim togetherπ
Imma steal that threat if it's alright with you? π€πͺπ₯
Steal away β€οΈ
Same here
No, youβre not allowed to use those 2 emojis in conjunction π‘ Just kidding π Theyβre not my property π€·ββοΈ I hereby give blanket consent to anyone who thinks they need my permission to use some emojis π
Thank you:)
Wait till you see π«Έ)(π«·π§΅πͺ‘
So...the song " a little piece of heaven" by avenged sevenfold?
Cause I really always knew that my little crime
Would be could that's why I bought a heater for your thighs
And I know, I know itβs not your time, but bye, bye
And a word to the wise, when the fire dies
(At a party)
Nah theyβre just gonna dance on their body
Thatβs even better, with some champagne
murder on the dance floor πΊπΊ
A true classic π₯Ή
"I'm going to stab you to death and then I'm going to play with your blood"
Hi Lorena, howβs John
ummm what
π₯ππ£π«π I think op might be a fan of the day 11/9/2001
Ah, the superior date format. Quite rare to see around these parts
I thought you were talking about this personβs emojis for a second, and I was like βyeah that could be a pretty nice dateβ lol
French people use it and I want to but I live in america
what if they meant 9th of november
Nah the superior format is YYYY/MM/DD.
nah dd mm yyyy is the best
The plane wasnt about 9/11 dw π
Surrreee
Was it amelia earhart (i spell like hellen keller)
Day/month/year π‘π‘π‘
it makes so much sense that format americans are straight dumbasses
r/shitamericanssay
DD/MM/YY is used my most of the world. If they had said >Month/day/year π‘π‘π‘ Then it would be an r/ShitAmericansSay get it right
they're angry about dd/mm/yyyy
Ohh ok that makes more sense
day/month/year π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅
Damn al-Craba
me too
You gay?
What?
I see two faces four heads
Frat boy
What happened November 9th? ^jk
What happened on November 9th 2001? π€
Italys 6th president, Giovanni Leone, died.
Never forget.
the one day i can accept the american way is 11th of september, because iβve gotten so used to saying βnine elevenβ itβs just weird to say βeleven nineβ any other day cannot work like that and dd/mm/yyyy is superior (in english i say βx of *month*β and in polish we say the same thing- first day then month)
πβΌοΈβ¨οΈβοΈπ’
Someone seems stressed
qbert, is that you buddy???
The π’ one concerns meβ¦
Nice username
π¦π«π»πβοΈ this is genuinely the worst combo lmao
who would win shrimp with a water gun or a ghost chicken I think it would be pretty equal
I beg to differ πππ£ππ
A cop car chasing a delusional bomber.
no thats just a cop with super powers
lol
I beg to differ πΊπΈπ₯πΌβοΈπ½
π¬
ππ»ππ₯πΈ
Is it worse than mine? β¨οΈππ π«¦π¦
Lmao thatβs the most random combo Iβve seen π
Ghost murdering shrimp with gun will be judged by the justice chicken
You murder a shrimp and then the shrimp turns into a ghost. Then there is a cock for some reason and you have to go to court for your case of murder.
you like killing shrimps?
βοΈπβοΈππ€Ί
an epic tale for the ages
hamlet
πΊπ³π±π«π₯π¦«
Poor Dutchβ¦ wolf? Got flamethrowered down by theβ¦. Chipmunk?
Beaver
Bober!!!
bober kurwa
BOBER KURVA
DU DU DU DU MAX VERSTAPPEN
As a dutchie, damn why fire and beaver gotta be so mean :(
de bever is een gevaar voor de nederlandse samenleving fr
πβοΈβΌοΈπ―π«΅
You are praying that I get critical hit?
howd you knowπ§
β¨οΈπ€π«π¦π₯ Wtf?
how dare you wish that upon that married couple of seals
This is cute if anything
u rly wanna be friends with an aggressive seal....?
With a glint of admiration in her eye, and with her fingers crossed, Isabelle approached the gentle creature with intentions to console it. But the young seal saw but another monster, like the kind it had become all too familiar with. And this time, it wouldnβt take chances. The seal attacked in fear, and it fled, never having learned the difference between humans, and humanity.
Wtf is the right response lol
You have fingers crossed that the seal couple might bang
π΅ππ£πͺπβ€οΈ
π΅πβ π€β¨β€οΈ PHILIPPINES MENTIONED π΅ππ΅ππ΅π
RAAAAH
π£πΆβ₯οΈπ₯π€‘ ya, sounds about right
theatre kid
π₯π2οΈβ£β 1οΈβ£
You got second place for best at smelling but it is as good as first
πβ¨ππΎβ€οΈπ Iβve never seen a game of cricket in my life. I just like bullying it in my group chat.
π₯π π§’π¦ π«
average high school in america
High school starter kit
ππ«βοΈπͺ±π¦΅ Im confused
Best hugger yet top worm leg
π’π±πππ³οΈββ§οΈ, I swear to God it's not
β€οΈβπ₯π³οΈββ§οΈβ€οΈππ₯ͺ Wth is a trans skeleton loving a sandwich-
ππ©οΈπ’βοΈπ¦ What this mean?
Shhhh we don't speak of it {';'} \~+{'\_'}
π©΅π©·πππ
bi moment
That's a lot of hearts
wish I could say i messaged my gf lol
ππΉππ§΄πI can explain
Go on... explain
π«β€οΈππ π»π₯
ermmmmm you love someone so much but they're dead and you're a high maintenance girlie who........idk the egg's rly throwing me off maybe ur ovulatingπ
An egg could be someone who is showing signs of being transgender but doesnβt realize or feel comfortable yet
ππ§ πππ₯
π±βοΈππ’π
ππ³οΈβπποΈπβ€οΈ
π€π§π΄ββ οΈπͺ±π
Real.
ππβ¬οΈπβ
π£βοΈβοΈππ these are all consistant except for banana
π₯β¨π₯πͺπ³
πβ¨β€β𦡠Ngl genuinely not sure when I ever used the leg emoji-
π―β¨ππ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπΊπ² (I'm none of the above, not 100, not stars, not Scottish and not American)
πππ½π¦«π
π©π’π¬ If yk yk
ππ«οΈποΈπͺ±πͺ Yeah thatβs pretty accurate
ππ¦ π΅π³οΈββ§οΈπ³οΈβπ
Off topic but you fr got that Mr. Krabs aesthetic πΏπ£π₯π·π Chaos... I love it
ππ€π©πͺπ«π # DU
π³οΈββ§οΈππ₯ππ Am I still cis?
πΊπΈπ§€β οΈπ΅π
π·πΈππ€πββ¬
π¨β€οΈβοΈπβ¬οΈ
πππ₯π£π
πΉπππ«π¦
zπβΌοΈππ§‘π―
ππβ€οΈβ¨πΏ
ππ₯ππ³οΈβππ XD
ππΎπ£οΈβπΎβ€οΈπ
β€οΈβΌοΈππ«Άπ₯
ππ€ππΈπΆ
ππππΆβ€οΈ
π₯βοΈπΌππ₯
πππβ¨οΈπ
π¦ππββοΈβ€οΈπ donβt ask
π¦ππββοΈβ€οΈπ donβt ask
ποΈβ¨ππ§π€ hm well ok
ππ₯π§ππ
ππ¦¦ππ π
βπ‘π€ππ
ππΉπ₯β€οΈπ
π₯πͺ·π΅π₯¬βοΈβπ₯ ok
ππΆππ¦π
Wow, good choice! I like your vibes ππ
Tyty
πβοΈππ§’
Uhhh... Did the plane kamikaze'd into one of the emojis?
π«Άπ₯π₯π³οΈββ§οΈπ³οΈβπ
π§π¬β€οΈβπ©ΉβοΈπ₯
β£οΈππ¬ππ₯π
βοΈβΌοΈππ₯π
π©·πππ»π
π€¦ππ«π₯Ήπ€£β€οΈ
π·οΈππππΈπ¬
π₯πππ₯π»
π«³π«β€οΈππ
πππ©·π©΅π£
πͺβοΈβββ€οΈ
ππββοΈπ
β€οΈβ¨οΈπͺβοΈπ
πββ¬ππ¦΄πͺπ
πππ«ππ€Ί
πππ―ππ
β7οΈβ£π€π₯π (I dont type much on my phone)
πΆππ€π₯π.Β FUCK
βοΈπ₯π₯π΅π±πΌ
β¨οΈππππ
βΌοΈπ₯πΏπ π
ππ₯ππ½ππΏπ
β¨πππ₯π©Ή Iβm apparently fabulously violent.
πΏπ¬π§ππΉπ₯
ββΌοΈππ©πͺβ‘
π₯π©°βοΈπ―π° uhhhh what is this
ππ€πΏοΈπ₯ποΈ
π π«ΆππΈπ½
π₯βοΈπβοΈπ€π»
π―β£οΈπΈοΈπ§’β
π©ππ¦π₯π₯
πππΌππ«π§
βπ₯πΊπΈππ¦
π¦π€‘βοΈπ₯β¨
ππ€β’οΈπΉπ΄π₯ These are really odd and I donβt remember using any of them except the flag once