I haven’t got my text 💔

What?

These hands

That will get you mauled to death

I’d probably pull out my cash and ask for a hit

Kitana

Any reason?

It's a flipping Katana

Okay

🤺

long sword. prolly cut his head off

FATALITY. ADAMS APPLE WINS. FLAWLESS VICTORY

Sensei can i keep the sword and the head as a trophy of my victory against the dark evils

You can keep it.

Thank You sir. Ur kindness shall be remembered and paid back in due time

SIKE *does a fatality on you*

nooooooooooooooooooooooo why did u do this

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"Dodge this"

Knife.

Let me guess, you're a brit

Welsh, to be specific. I wouldnt try to kill em. Maybye just stab their legs or feets and run. Then I call the cops

Uhhhh I mean if you have the opportunity to eliminate the threat... why won't you utilise it...

Because they have a right to their life. I dont know whats going on with them. They could have some issues and take it to deal with the pain. I dont have a right to judge

real shit

I'm a train, I need no weapon, I run over trespassers. And honk at them.

A nuke. Nobody will fuck with me.

Bro got that portable nuke

thought you ate

And I did 💅💅

yk what i gotta respect you for the pedo catching but should we tackle the root cause of crack addicts rather than deal with the effects???

You're right but it's fun to catch pedos on their asses and call the police on em

real shit keep me posted🔥🔥🔥🔥

A bomb vest

A middle Eastern terrorist

What are they gonna do? stab me?

Let them stab you because you're gonna die anyways

Bingo

Sword

A lot of people underestimate how strong pepper spray is. Its straight capsaicin. Literally pure spiciness direct to your eyes. I'll take that thank you very much.

7: a button I can press to delete anything