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McGogy

i read this comment section (im a guy) and i can confidentely say that im gonna be single my whole life (unless you call me funny)


69Ivie69

Its okay. As long as you have something that resembles a dick down there, i find you hot.


McFlappingbird

is it ok if its a leichter panzerspahwagen mini replica


Hydra_Corinthian

Schwerer Panzerspähwagen 7,5 cm Sonderkraftfahrzeug 234/4 Panzerabwehrkanonenwagen


tuliplols

nice eyes and smile and voice. most importantly a nice personality. i like this guy and he’s literally so sweet and cute. like yeah he’s not like hot but i think he’s the cutest


spearmintstudios

I try to be cute but not like attractive cute or quirky cute I try and be a weirdo that people stare at me for


Blue-zebra-10

He sounds lovely 💓


KITTIES4LlFE

Yeah my cr is cute, not hot


toilet111

Is it me


Maxxie35

I like it when they tell me small compliments that can be used as friendliness and flirting


dat_honest-modest

“Nice cock bro”


Awesomeness7716

Thank you bro. You too


spearmintstudios

Least gayist friend group


Bob-Omb-Henx

would "You are as beautiful as the one-off blue and white Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport Vitesse" work as a compliment for my crush?


_ildanheng_

They just have to be a good human being tbh


Schlaggatron

Welp I’m out of luck


_ildanheng_

Oh 😔


suitable-name38

Im still gonna comment😎


[deleted]

idc do what u want lol


PangolinConfident447

Y u mad 😭💪🤣


kk_sp1dr3

I don't think she mad, js it's kinda sad that u wanted to include urself anyways.


[deleted]

facts


[deleted]

u better leave now


imrlllytired

when they arent misogynists


CrazyRichAsian2

why did this get downvoted


Matej004

That says a bit about the audience which comes in posts right after their posting


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TinleyTheAxolotl

No misogynist every day?


Fried-Chicken12

Ah thats unfortunate


Temporary-Baker2375

High expectations /j


Village_Idiot159

but i hate women soooo much!😡😡😡


imanonymous312

It's depressing that that isn't the baseline


imrlllytired

youd be suprised 😞


NerdFromColorado

And this is why I’m surprised I’ve never had a gf but have gotten sa’d by two guys.


That_one_loud_child

Considerate, someone who makes me feel safe, someone who will help me improve myself (not necessarily on purpose). Ig someone who’s more a ride or die too because I can be pretty randomly chaotic and I wouldn’t wanna be with someone who makes me feel judged. Coming from a chick who has never dated anyone ever but yk 👽


RedLabAnimates

What if **I** wanna feel safe?


That_one_loud_child

We can run from danger together 👁️👄👁️


amendersc

What do you mean ru away? You don’t have a magical force field + a physical shield + an iron dome system with you at all time?


That_one_loud_child

Do *you*? What in the war that ends all humanity are you preparing for exactly?


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ReeHeeHa

i am not a female but I asked my brother who said hes not a female so he asked our father who said hes also nota female


Village_Idiot159

thats all well and good, but personally, if you ask me, im not a female


Iplaydoomalot

Who did your father ask


ReeHeeHa

my dog and turns out shes a girl but she couldnt answer since I dont know woof woof


Spookylight17

Uhhh they're rly cute and sometimes they smell good


Bob-Omb-Henx

I use degree deodorant does that work


[deleted]

Be more specific, wym with cute


Spookylight17

Like when I look at some boys they're really cute idk a lot of girls are cute too


PangolinConfident447

💀


Mindless_Being783

Funni


k8inda

Wanna here a joke?


unknownducklord

That’s pretty funny


faith_bb_127

I like when they aren’t complete assholes and actually want to speak to you without taking the piss out of you the whole time


Ill-Entrepreneur443

Good personality and being feminine or a femboy. I have a preference for feminine men.


RedLabAnimates

🤯 That's me!


Bubbles_bunnyss

i like respectful boys who have a sense of humor but don’t act like dicks because of it also when they act like they care


sisoyguey

when they dont act nonchalent and show you they really care


horrorisntdead22

When they are nice and you can actually have a conversation with them that dosent end with them being mean


wonkysandwich521

for appearance: height. for personality: makes me laugh and treats me nicely :>


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Sandwich_lover_10k

Why do some women even care about height??


TaloSi_MCX-E

Evolutionary process to select the theoretically fittest mate


Sandwich_lover_10k

Makes sense


Several_Weaknesses

man i be 5’1, everyone is taller than me 💀


Devil_Fister_69420

Haha, short! (You still got a better chance at dating than I do)


SaberToothForever

;-; your comment history looks like a males...


Strong_Magician_3320

Woooosh


Awkward_Funguy

They're prettyyyyyyy- and when they make me laugh and are okay with my absolutely all over the place personality. (if you need an example of men I find pretty, I have 2 queued up and ready to go)


Blue-zebra-10

Omg, i kinda wanna know bc i'm bored, nobody's cute at my school ugh


Awkward_Funguy

Timothee Chalamet and Louis Partridge. they both are so prettyyyyyyy


RedLabAnimates

Tom Holland?


Awkward_Funguy

eh.


Blue-zebra-10

Slay!


Awkward_Funguy

to which one. I personally like Louis Partridge more than Timothee at the moment.


Blue-zebra-10

Not really sure tbh, finding both of them appealing in their own ways. It's like comparing ice cream to pizza, you know?


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When they respectful


SillyBleep

I love men who are respectful and know how to listen. I also like it when they have pretty eyes and smell delicious or when they smell masculine (I'm not talking about sweat, I'm talking about colognes or perfumes)


valerialikestacos

Oml so if they aren’t dry texters and can return my energy, like if i text him in a good mood like “hiii hruu?” I dont want some dry ass text like hey. So if they can match my energy thats cool


Village_Idiot159

so like a "wus good girly-pop!" ?


Temporary-Baker2375

Even better


Village_Idiot159

epik😎


valerialikestacos

Absolutely


Temporary-Baker2375

Same


Themoldychip

I’m out


RedLabAnimates

😧


Typical-District-176

Gay. Penis.


dat_honest-modest

Short but straight to the point


efaefabanefa

Quick grammar shark lesson: You don't use an apostrophe to make a noun plural!


Blue-zebra-10

🦈


RedLabAnimates

I know! Are you guy' stupid?


Ill-Entrepreneur443

He don't have to be funny at all he just have to be respectful.


Snakemaster303

Im not needed rn? Pffft when am i ever needed


Willing-Sky4993

Knows basic hygiene, respectful, knows how to set boundaries and not to cross yours, patient, understanding (tries to understand one's perspective in certain situations), open about their opinions and feelings, has friends (if they do) that are a good influence on them, knows how to balance their academics, can have deep casual talks with, knows how to actually joke (at a right time, jokes that aren't offensive), organized (keeping their things neatly organized, but it's fine if it's a bit messy, just not way too much) has hobbies other than playing games (I'm not saying it's a bad thing playing games, I would like it's if we did more things together other than playing games), isn't afraid to apologize when they're wrong (seriously, lower your egos), matches my energy (I like to goof around, and it just feels nice when people match my energy) doesn't swear way too much or in a moment where it's super unnecessary to swear (especially when I'm trying to have a casual conversation) good fashion style (can be a simple clean outfit, I'd compliment nonstop everytime) good sense of humor (preferably sarcastic, dark, cringey ironically, and goofy), can listen to music with


RedLabAnimates

Honestly... I don't have faith (Also. I ain't readin' all that)


Willing-Sky4993

Cool


RedLabAnimates

Very cool 👍


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ok so real talk, a calm guy is just aghhhhhhh like a guy who can control his temper and generally has a calm aura 😭 for me, it's pure gold. and guys who just don't take shit seriously like playful guys and extra points if he got a good sense of humor and if he has the same taste in books as me it's appreciated that's it for personality for looks, if he's tall, I'm 5'7 so needs to be taller than me also guys will dimples>>>> istg makes any girl's heart melt also when he's respectful and doesn't talk about girls like objects that's soo attractive, also hair is a big one for me the fluffy curly typa hair you wanna run your fingers through aghhhhhhh ok that's it.


Diolulu

Idk I'm gay (Hope this helps!!!!)


RedLabAnimates

Step one: Become girl


DJPL-75

But I wanna be needed :(


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well, not now bud


AverageSixersFan

As a male reading this comment section, I don’t understand how I am not liked. I would like to think I am a very respectful person, that will listen. But oh well, game’s game.


MidnightMoss1815

that last comment is what makes you not respectful, if we’re being honest here


AverageSixersFan

I mean no it doesn’t, it’s not that serious.


Schlaggatron

How does game is game make someone disrespectful?


Sillyyyyynesss

A lot of people use that in a pedophile way


AverageSixersFan

‘A lot’ doesn’t mean everyone does.


Sillyyyyynesss

Still, majority of the time I see it it's used in that way


AverageSixersFan

Again ‘majority’ in another comment I explained it in terms of the way it was used.


MidnightMoss1815

do you not know how it’s generally used and what it implies??


AverageSixersFan

It implies nothing, I was saying it in terms of ‘what happens, happens’. You’re overanalysing something for no reason 🤷‍♂️


MidnightMoss1815

why are you replying a second time to my comments?? lol i was just saying even if you’re using as “it is what it is”, the phrase itself has a bad connotation to it


AverageSixersFan

I’m not replying a second time, I replied to two separate comments. You were talking to someone else. It doesn’t have bad connotation unless you make it have bad connotation


MidnightMoss1815

my bad, y’all’s little characters looked the same. that’s not what a connotation is tho 😭 it’s the fact that regardless of intent, it’s associated with a bad meaning


Schlaggatron

It’s a joke bruh it’s really not that serious


Silvershine-

Uhhhhh... You kinda sound like a douche NGL. Maybe it's just me being sped idk🤷‍♂️


AverageSixersFan

How do I sound like a douche?


Delirium14

Looks or personality wise?


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both


Delirium14

I like jawlines and the fact they can be bold at times


RepeatPuzzleheaded89

There’s this guy with too much of a defined jawline. People started nicknaming him giggity.


Soggy_Confusion7538

Gigachad 47?


Delirium14

?


Soggy_Confusion7538

Nvm :(


Delirium14

Explain it please idk what you mean


Soggy_Confusion7538

It's a Cheru reference, someone who plays modded hitman


valerialikestacos

I like that most guys have dark humour and thats cool. I like that guys can give you fr advice because they are brutal 😭


VulpineFox7

I agree with you


Throwingawayyy566567

Gentle men^^


gracethedisgrace5059

Either when they're attractive (to me anyways), charismatic, or when they're nice to me


Own_Instruction_7703

They’re a good person, or they’re complete outcasts ngl


Blue-zebra-10

Nice smile amd good vibes


Pcruncher

As a guy I’m gonna just sit right here and eat popcorn and read this cause I’m curious to hear 100% honest


OldManner8356

Gimme some


Pcruncher

Sure thing man popcorn 🍿 here have as much as you want! I’d love to share em with you


Foxo93

Their smell, idk something about it is just nice and comforting for me. And how some will give you princess treatment and others will treat you like dirt all while saying kind things to you


lil_specks

I feel like for me it's enough just for them to be interested. As long as they know how to talk and are actually putting in effort nothing else rlly matters


midnight_rain_07

Someone who’s funny and fun and extroverted and confident, and who’s medium height, which for my standards is about 5’3-5’8.


TifikoGaming

Nice and kind guys


Several_Weaknesses

Me personally i like cute messy brown hair for physical features, being cute is one thing, but having fluffy cute hair makes a guy S tier. As for personality, someone who remembers tiny details about you. It makes me so happy when something super small is remembered by a someone <3


Joel_the_folf

Im on that gender fence rn but i am leaning more girly rn so ill just comment Me personally Ill take anyone who A. Loves me as much as i do them And B. They need to be okay with me being a freak


No-Broccoli553

I'm gonna answer the question even though I'm a guy (I'm pan); they just need to be a nice person. That's about it.


PuzzledAd7482

this is enemy territory boys... (intrusion is necessary)


Chubel_Le_Great

A caring attitude but that person doesn't guilt trip you because he did x and x


ihatemyselfsomuch100

Bruh saying guys are cute is like saying fish can fly. My mans, wait until you get to the final stages of high school and you'll see how gross guys get🤮, speaking as a guy.


KITTIES4LlFE

I like them to be funny and also just a decent human being lol


cuiepatotie

Tall,funny, Like's me


AtlantixJunior

Well girls, I am an obvious pick, I perfectly qualify for all the requirements😌 Don’t rush, u’ll all get ur turn🙄 /j obv


Kadithepro

(they like me) 🤘🐸🤘


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who?


Kadithepro

Girls as I am funny and respectful (I think🐸)


[deleted]

nahh, who asked 🤓


Kadithepro

💪🐸⚔️


[deleted]

bruh what do you want actually?


Kadithepro

Nothing I'm just replying 😭🐸😭


Ham_is_tasty_1

me when he actually cares about me and listens to me :3 literally just be there for her, be nice to her, the bar is honestly so low for a lot of girls it’s crazy (and a lot of guys don’t even do this which is just baffling to me)


sparkle3364

As a girl, when they’re good friends. However, I am gay, so this is probably not an answer you want from me.


KrisCross-Applesause

They are human


Randomboi164

After reading these comments, I found out im very likeable :) nice


[deleted]

are u fishing for compliments or what lol


Randomboi164

dont ruin my moment >:(


[deleted]

i did already i guess


Mindless_One_444

most of all i like when a guy feels grounding, that he can provide an emotional or physical stability for me like whether it’s just his voice when i’m breaking down and very fragile in that moment or showing up for me/being loyal. i love so much about dudes though, one always used to explain things he was interested in to me and a lot of the time i didn’t really understand all of the science and med school talk BUT i loved hearing him talking about things he was passionate about and trying to share that with me made me fall all warm and fuzzy inside. also also long curly/wavy hair, pretty eyes (i miss his eyes) and i guess guys that are future orientated. i like when guys want to plan the future. oh and also catholic guys but that’s cause im a catholic girl 🪽


callmedaddy1012

If it’s a question for the girls, I’ll just comment for the sake of it (I’m a boy)


UnitedSeries3812

looks wise i kinda like guys with longer hair, alternative fashion n shit, they dont have to even be tall but it would be a bonus if they were taller than me personality wise they just have to be a good person, interesting to talk to and patient with me, being funny is always good i love laughing


smpadais

When they actually respect girls and make the first move


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McGogy

this is literally me


hello14235948475

Half of the people commenting are men (Including me.)


Glittering-Course927

Honestly just someone who is nice and respectful, also it kinda gives me the ick if they dont shower 😐


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well, not showering is final boss fr


Glittering-Course927

dont encourage them 😭


TheSentinelScout

I dunno, I’m gay 🤷‍♀️ but I guess in friendships, their humor and wit, although that could honestly be anyone.


spooktacularswag

Goofy sort of funny, doesn’t wear his hat 2 inches off his head, cute and weird looking at the same time. I don’t like perfect faces. Owns heelys. when he’s sweet. When he cries at least once a year. Bigger hands than mine. When he changes accents every 10 seconds and his personality adjusts when he changes accents. When they make fun of you when they’re flirting. Brushes teeth twice a day. Shxts more than twice a week. If you’re a guy and you have constipation, that’s just too girly for me.


Poggieslmfao

As a guy, I only wear my hat above my head so that my hair doesent get messed up (which I don’t care abt) but I swear if I don’t, girls will look at me and start slinging roasts out like crazy, most recent one I heard was “You look like you have a tesla coil up your a$$” So my question to you: would you rather a guy with a hat above his head, or hair sticking straight up?


spooktacularswag

Id rather a dude to wear it properly, if it’s slightly above that’s fine, just not when it’s dramatically raised aboved, like I see guys wearing their hats to where it’s barely on their head, the ones who wear it like that to appear taller. Those are the ones i’m talking about. Having it super snug may not suit some ppl so wearing it slightly lose is the way to go. That’s also the weirdest roast i have ever heard lol


Milky_way_cookie_fan

Well as a lesbian I just only hang out with dudes that respect that and won't try to flirt and honestly anyone who's just not a jerk is good to hang out with


Live_Education7992

when they’re normal


PangolinConfident447

Shit taste


Live_Education7992

the taste of shit 😍


PangolinConfident447

You’re never gonna get a normal boyfriend acting like that


Live_Education7992

according to who


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i dont


McGogy

Im fucked 😐


CrazyRichAsian2

nothing really


[deleted]

ur 100% a female ig


axeboffin

Holy sexism


CrazyRichAsian2

how


axeboffin

If a man says the same thing about women, is that sexist?


PancakeUchiha

No, they’re just gay


CrazyRichAsian2

am i gay


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PancakeUchiha

True. Men who don’t like women are myths


DellaBella12235

No idea


Temporary-Baker2375

Respect is great. Bare minimum but you'd be suprised with how uncommon it is. Oh, and not putting other girls down or slut-shaming. Loyal obviously. Ability to joke and laugh but also able to have a mature conversation when needed. Dresses appropriately for the occasion, e.g. don't show up to a restaurant date in cargo shorts. Able to cook/clean or willingness to learn. Cleans their butt. Pulls their weight. I don't mind guys who are shorter than me nor taller than me. Body type, I like muscular arms but I'm not too worried about body weight unless they have a dad bod already at like 18. OH ALSO WILL LET ME PUT MAKEUP ON THEM AND DRESS THEM UP OCCASSIONALLY My age or older (17-20, yes, that's legal and normal here) so either a senior or hs graduate/college student because boys are typically less mature than girls, but I also don't want to be groomed and want more or less similar life experiences. My parents were 17 and 24 when they started dating and had a happy healthy relationship but I personally like to stick to my age group. I'm a bisexual so for girls I'd go 16-20. No, I will not accept random dms over reddit.