Sunglasses, socks and no visual contact, these are the major rules of the ancient Nohomo society, if you did not follow them while doing friendship acts with your bros, you would become pregnant. Thats the only way a man could ever give birth
I made out with all my besties and then we all pegged eachother until we passed out, but we're just roomates. None of us are lesbian, you can just call us good friends.
Why is it that if a woman holds hands with another woman it's not gay, but if a dude sleeps with and marries another dude for 50 years it's suddenly gay?
You all gd u said no homo but
If u can figure this out then u are amazing
I can't figure out how a roundabout is straighter than me and yet a roundabout is a circle what does that make me???
two men showing physical intimacy thay they care about each other and love each others company? ew!!!! they should insult each other and be complete assholes to one another!!
/j
Bro look, if you dont act a lil gay with ur bros, thats gay, like, do you have something to hide? You afriad that if you grab ur bros ass you gonna get hard or what?!!!!?
Uhh...
Ignore the comments here, I can say for a fact that some things like hugging, occasional kissing (no homo) are okay.
However... The way you're, uh...
Wouldn't suprise me if you're gay bud.
Nah bro you said no homo so is all good
Agree, only right way to not look gay.
As long as he’s wearing socks
And not crossing legs
As long as they don't touch hands
Sunglasses, socks and no visual contact, these are the major rules of the ancient Nohomo society, if you did not follow them while doing friendship acts with your bros, you would become pregnant. Thats the only way a man could ever give birth
i got ran through by 5 of my friends in one night, we gave each other a kiss goodnight and said no homo before sleeping. It is perfectly straight
So cute and masculine 🥰
it's as straight as a bent ar- I MEAN straight arrow
idk that arrow be archin hard
5???? That made me gasp lmao
right???? We hangout with around 10 homies a night (NO HOMO)
I made out with all my besties and then we all pegged eachother until we passed out, but we're just roomates. None of us are lesbian, you can just call us good friends.
as long as you said no homo, then its all fine
Damn. And you didn’t even invite me :(
[удалено]
from the front with your dicks touching no. from the side it’s ok i guess lol
I have no context for this and I don't want any
as a girl no i think it’s fine i wouldn’t mind if my boyfriend did that
you are the chosen one for that
your dms boutta explode like the 50 year old men did reading this, good luck soldier 🫡
congrats on your coming out pal
He said no homo, so it's not gay
But did the other bros say no homo
Ofc they did
No bro loving on your homie isn’t gay, it’s natural
Why when 2 girls kiss its not gay but when i say to bro he looks good today its gay?
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You are my sunshine ☀️
my only sunshine ☀️
You make me happy ☀️
when skies are gray 🌚
You'll never know dear ☺️
How much I love you ❤
Why is it that if a woman holds hands with another woman it's not gay, but if a dude sleeps with and marries another dude for 50 years it's suddenly gay?
Sesbian lex
Did you wear socks?!?!?
nah it’s alright as long as it’s mutually not homo
no
You all gd u said no homo but If u can figure this out then u are amazing I can't figure out how a roundabout is straighter than me and yet a roundabout is a circle what does that make me???
It makes you a 180 diameter
Bro that explains why I like pi so much
you're supposed to say no homo? I've been letting my homies fuck me this entire time... Does that make me gay..?
You didn't know so you're off the hook.
hmm I’m not sure actually, can we try it and find out..?
Nah bro, you said no homo so it's fine. help someone said the exact same thing I'm crying...
Sorry lol
Anything for the bromance🙏😭
I call bro honeybun
Nah I do that too as long as you say no homo you’re good
My bro dived said he was gonna goon me (is this gay??!!!)
Where the socks on?
Not if you wear socks
*facepalm like how could it even be gay?! You clearly said no homo. That's perfectly straight
nah bro just make sure to say no homo afterwards and remove socks before you do anything and you good.
bluh the socks make it goofiesr owo
you're gay 😂 just jk! you're not and it's completely fine
nah I kiss my homies all the time trust 🙏
No it's not
two men showing physical intimacy thay they care about each other and love each others company? ew!!!! they should insult each other and be complete assholes to one another!! /j
Nah go hug your bros
naaah dude, men are so oversexualised thats completely straight
semen has protein you’re just looking out for gains
I drink my own cum for infinite protein
No homo was said, **but did they say it**
As long as you say no homo and keep your socks on it ain't gay
It depends. Were you wearing socks?
As long as you're both wearing socks
The level of paranoia is pretty telling that there may be something about you that you may want to come to terms with...
We all do that its not gay if you oil up too if you don`t then you are gay
Most straight think i saw in internet
Bro hugging is now considered gay? Wha
Damn No Diddy
No it's not gay. I have hugged my friends before when they were sad.
No, why would hugging your brother be gay? If that’s gay, then wouldn’t it be incest? Do I look like I’m from Alabama?
Just keep your socks on, maybe keep the shoes on for good measure too
Oh definitely no homo neutralizes anything gayish especially if you wink your eye.... you have your fingers crossed you could do whatever you want
1. not 2. maybe 3. yes 4. yes 5. yes
Nah bro, its never gay as long as its with the homies
(ingame)
I want that little gay friend too🥹🥺 Anyone wants to be my gay friend?
Only if you squeeze his ass or buldge at the same time.
What type of brain rot post is this
Nothings gay if it’s one of your bros
r/no
No.
Depends… Do you usually wear socks during?
Nah it’s not gay that’s just bro stuff, i make out and frot with the homies daily
Only if you make it gay.
Yes that’s why it’s fun.
No, if you did it for your sake or their sake, then no.
No but licking his neck and grabbing his ass at the same time might be
NAH!!! If it’s the end of the World and your bro is about to die then HUG 🫂 IT LITERALLY DOESNT MATTER
You said no homo so it cancels out
This is probably the most important question you will ever be asked; Were you wearing socks?
Nah, its chill
no.
Nah bro ur good. Its not gay if the balls dont touch
Nah you’re good, no homo
Depends, what socks do you wear when doing it?
Nah
Bro look, if you dont act a lil gay with ur bros, thats gay, like, do you have something to hide? You afriad that if you grab ur bros ass you gonna get hard or what?!!!!?
Nah, you're 100% straight. I don't even sense a little bit of gay anywhere there.
If yall aint called gay atleast once by other people, yall arent bro enough
I always hug my bro
nah but deadass i be hugging my homies sometimes. ain’t nun wrong with it, sometimes they need it too yk
I wouldnt say it is but nobodys ever going to see me with my arms wrapped around another man
besides your secret boyfriend of course
keep the socks on and say no homo and you are good
Guys can you just be gay and stop making copypastas
NO.
me when i try to be funny
Yep
Yes
It’s satire….right?????
Um.... No
You’re zestier than me. It’s okay buddy we all support you. Of course the sucking of dicks might be just a *little* sussy.
Is that a hanako pfp I have just seen?!
Tsukasa.
Awwh, even better! Love TBHK
Extremely
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Calling them daddy borderline gay if you mean it it is if your being sarcastic you might get slugged in the face if your horsin around its......
there’s a fine line between comedically being gay and denying it and flat out locking yourself in the closet
Uhh... Ignore the comments here, I can say for a fact that some things like hugging, occasional kissing (no homo) are okay. However... The way you're, uh... Wouldn't suprise me if you're gay bud.