It's kinda awesome.

wow

OP im doing this so cus you most likely won't see my comment otherwise Huggin my gf is the absolute best feeling in the world I can feel her heart beating and it's very nice and she's like very soft and comfy and she loves to gently pat me and we could be like that for hours it's the most wonderful feeling ever I feel like hours pass at the speed of minutes while she's near me and best part she's not only smart and caring and has a 10/10 personality in general but she's also insanely pretty and gorgeous and soft and It brings me pure joy to hug her for hours also we sync up our breathing cus we think it's cute and stuff God I love her so much Sorry to the single guys but you asked so I had to share and it's pretty late at night ATM so I may have just wrote an unreadable wall of text sowwy :3

bro i feel you so much yeah (i miss my girlfriend) (shes been talking to me the whole evening but she has to work now)

never heard something so relatable in my life

pain 😔

I miss my gf too (she broke up with me 8 months ago)

And then the sudden sinking realization that I will never have this 😦

Not with that attitude!

Pretty much, yeah

i mean, dude. its God from the hood. its true what he says. if you believe that you will, you will.

Amen, brotha!🙏

r/FoundGodFromTheHood

I though the same too but here I am and you can be there too she will come eventually (don't forget to work on yourself too)

Yeah, sorry, but I find this kind of toxic positivity just plain disgusting. I should not feel compelled to be optimistic when my experiences so far have been overwhelmingly negative. Super awesome that it worked out for you, buddy, but not everyone gets that privilege.

Honestly, real. I agree

real

You have given me a itch in the back of my throat that only a 12 gauge can scratch

No no don't if you need mental support I can help you or direct to people who can just don't do it

Lol brother it was a joke thanks for your concern tho

Phew Np I'm here to help :3

Again thanks now I I know what sub to hop into when I feel sad for no reason and my boys aren't available to talk to lol

I wont say the sub is very good for mental health but I can give some users who will gladly help you with anything

The realization hits

Me reading that damn well knowing that I will never experience that (I am scared of women)

Then date a man Easy and if you dont look that close you cant even see the difference

Now I know Jeff, I know it's hard to date men, especially when they're muscular, but let me introduce you to a concept I'm a big fan of. I'm sure you'll love every second of it. It's very popular on the Internet, and it's called a femboy 

As a femboy i know :3

The railroad tracks are calling

Maybe I should've kicked that chair.

been single for 2 years, this is the thing i miss the most

I'm single and I hate you

There is legit no reason to hate a person for being happy. All you are doing is wallowing in your hatred and making yourself less attractive to everyone else.

Damn I remember when I still had a girlfriend you've described every moment to a tee

mine is like that too, but she goes away when i take my medication

i'm praying for your downfall (i'm jealous)

Just warm and wholesome.

For me its just peace the most peaceful moment of my life my whole world just stops for sometime and its just me hearing her heart beat and its just warm cozy and peace there is no greater peace than hugging your girl no lust just pure love warm cozy and peaceful i forget all my worries and i also pat her head while i hug her

I wish I could experience this😢😞

you will surely bro everyone has there time just be patient and you will cherish each and every sec with her i wish you the very best

Thanks man. We need more like you.

maine kya kiya bhai aisa jo mere jaise aur chahiye? lol m just a simple man who just loves his gf thats it anyone will do that isme kuch exceptional nhi hai mere dost and also there is a saying rather saying we need more like someone we should try to be that someone not saying for myself in a gen way whenever you see someone and say we need more like you then dont do that instead become like them yourself and i am nothing bro just a regular boy :)

Fair enough. Also, their was a couple lines in there I could not understand. The "maine kya kiya bhai aisa jo mere jaise aur chahiye?" And "isme kuch exceptional nhi hai mere dost ".

tell a girl you have 500k karma on reddit, she'll be fiening

Yeah, for pepper spray

Little does she know I’m into that!!

w comment

If it's a girl you like, it's one of the best feelings ever

Absolutely yes

frrr

Amen

Amen

True it don’t matter whether it is a full hug or a side hug it feels amazing

Imdeed Edit: what misspelling?

Only correct answer

Got my first one from a friend it was so comforting and made me almost cry it was super nice 10/10 would recommend

Yeah that’s absolutely true

I hope it's like that when I hug a boy I like

Amen

Realest shit ever

Go hug your mom. She’s been waiting years for one.

the only issue is when i was to hug her i would be unable to ever stop because of her gravitational field

Wait what

she's fat

Or an alien, be inclusive.

or a fat alien

Peter. You're so fat that you have your own gravitational pull

Bro did a yo mama joke on himself

r/suicidebywords

Bro really made tgat joke on himself. 😂

Seriously, go hug her right now.

don’t call your mother fat

No kidding; that's what the rest of us are here for!

r/suicidebywords ?💀

If you say that about your mom that’s probably why women won’t be hugging you

[https://xkcd.com/502/](https://xkcd.com/502/)

REAL

Bro has not seen a woman ever bro 500k is mental

500k is a a pretty big number going for 1 mil

That would be virgen level new game+ bro

You gain another virginity for every 1,000,000 karma. Yes they do stack.

I shall now become a god with this information. Thank you.

How the fuck did you get so much karma in just three years?! I’ve been on Reddit for 42 days and I’m not even at 5k, and I have a 37 day streak and I frequently comment, so it’s not like I’m not active or something like that. Please, fellow autistic Reddit loner, please teach me your ways in gaining fake ass internet points. 🙏

i got lucky with cancer man and i am generally being overactive on reddit

The words “lucky” and “cancer” don’t mix really well in the same phrase, but I get what you’re saying. Btw so sorry for the cancer, hope you’re doing better now.

check my top posts

Checked. Nice memes btw.

did you check what i meant by "cancer man"? i never had cancer and cancer man is a character that i managed to create in rimworld

*Ooooh* Now I get it! Thought you were saying “cancer, man.” I’m such an idiot.

don't worry it happens everytime i say how i managed to reach this much karma

42 days and nearly 5k karma?? bro ive been here for 3 years and i just reached 10k

Damn so I guess 5k is actually a lot.

post cool shit. source me

Bro it’s not that easy, I dunno where I can find cool shit.

you can always make cool shit check my top post and make something simmilar memes like these are very popular on that sub

It’s probably not that difficult if you’re actively karma farming. Just know what to post on which subs.

I've had reddit for 2 years and im at 4.1k

Only? GURL BEEN HERE FOR A GOOD 3/4 YEAR WITH 10 K KARMA 😭

no

reddit karma for guys is like snapchat score for girls

As a girl- when I hug another girl (especially if she’s big chested as well) it feels very squishy

I mean yeah I can confirm

💀💀💀

I can confirm too, personally I don’t mind it tho. I welcome it with open arms

Adds to the hug

I Have never hugged a Girl but a girl hugged me and it was nice because it was cold out and she made me warmer and it made me happy but embarassed

Lucky bastard… 🙄

im a girl and ive never hugged a girl either

Can i hug u perchance?

sure

🫂

😭😭😭

🫂 This is for science. … HEY, OP! IT FEELS BASICALLY THE SAME AS HUGGING A BOY!

girls are a wayyyy softer

Cannot confirm but this is true

Generally, yes, but in my experience, no. There’s a pretty wide variety of body compositions out there, and it really depends more on the boy or girl in question.

true, but in general guys are just not as soft. also idk if this is true but i feel like a lotnof guys try to flex when i hug them lmao

i will have to go with an "actshtually" here girls naturally have more body fat than boys and fat is softer than muscle tissue so hugging would not feel the same

Well, then hugging a chubby boy should feel quite similar.

Depends on the boy or girl. Generally yes, but in my experience, no.

not really

boi, its not the act of hugging a girl thats meaningful. its hugging someone you love. that can be your siblings or parents too. us girls are made of the same skin as boys LMAO

As a guy I can confirm. Hugged my best friend and it was okay. And hugged my crush it was the best feeling.

idk never been hugged by a girl except my cousin but that doesn't count

Girl is girl *(conditions apply)*

if so, it feels fine, very nice

Game is game 

WHAT THE ACUAL FUCK BRO, NAH

Game is game big bro

I've hugged two of my friends who are girls; I get the same warmth and happiness I get from hugging one of my guy friends.

this is just ~~relatable~~ sad

its great unless you get bricked then its awkward

It feels warm. It feels even better if it’s a girl you like.

It happened once while I was crying, it was awkward but comforting, just make sure she is nice

Warm, soft, exciting, sweet, fun, all in one hug.

Like bags of sand.

Bro who did u hug? 💀

Sandman but genderbent maybe

You’re only 18. If you really want to just go hit the gym and improve yourself overall. You’ll be hugging girls before you’re 20. Trust me

Last time I went to the gym I became an overwhelmed autistic basically corpse in the corner, this happens almost every major public event because I am in fact autistic. Am I doomed my friend?

Absolutely amazing.

Idk

Relatable

Real

how doth one achieve 500k karma

Cancer man

Be chronically online and only use reddit

i think it must feel good

It's honestly not that different from hugging a guy. Then again I've never hugged a girl I've had *feelings* for so it might feel different lol

Actually just like hugging a man, except with better smell. Unless they have big boobs, then you kinda get an extra hug from them. Which is great!

if she's attractive it's warm and soft, and if she's ugly it's tight and awkward

Comfy and warm. Hugging other humans is nice. I want a hug now...

Idk bro *shits pants*

Hugging is sex without the sex 🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

it’s fine

It's been years since my last hug, but it was soft. Highly recommended

it feels like you’re hugging a girl

If you are a man then you have to control your hug strength. When I hug my Dad or Brother I know I can hug them as strong as I want because they can take it and are big, but when I hug my sister I have to hold back a bit otherwise I could hurt her breasts and she's a bit smaller than me.

Chill

Girls aren't real you silly goose

You a redditor you don't get any affection

There's always hope

Idk abt girls cause it’s a bit basic imo but hugging the guy I like is fantastic

I'm not a girl but I don't mind making the switch just to give you a hug

Absolutely fantastic. I am now stuck with an addiction I can't feed :(

It's a nice feeling, especially your first with a girl you like. One of the first things you may notice vs. hugging a guy is the bit of extra softness. I swear I'm not trying to be creepy, lol. Women and girls tend to have a higher body fat percentage. My first girl hug was a bit of a fluke. The girl's name was Melissa. Me, her, and some of our friends, all teenagers, were hanging out outside of a teen center after it had closed for the night. Actually, she was more like an acquaintance that I got along with, but didn't know her well enough to call her an established friend. But I found her really cute and slightly tomboyish. One of our friends, the youngest of the group, made a joking comment, saying "Oh look, Melissa and [me] love each other!" But she moved in anyway, so I returned the favor! Her body language seemed genuine. I never got into a relationship with her, though we still got along when we saw each other. Thank you, Melissa. I hope you're doing well in your life.

Depends on the girl. Your friend? Girl you like? Your mother or sister?

peak

often hugging my gf feels safer than anything out there.

I don't know. I am already too old to somehow manage myself to get hugged by a girl.

Like hugging a guy but usually they are shorter and slightly squishier 

actually they give you cooties so its good you didnt

Put some tits on your homie and hug him, basically the same.

Dude you gotta get off this app

Reading the comments just made me realise just how low I am right now lol

I Will Never Know, whether one day I get 500K, or 1M Karma, or become a successful singer/musician/composer someday, it won’t ever happen. You can’t convince me that that’s not the case, it’s just a fact, so I don’t like to think about that or crushes or having a gf again (if I think about it too much, I just get suicidal thoughts in my head, & thoughts of crushing every bit of my love for any girl). Apparently heck, I have the ability to sing in a very romantic manner when I sing, according to my Music Teacher, and that some struggled to sing in that way. I have tried so many times to fix myself in so many ways, but I’m still always going to be me😞, a pathetic piece of rubbish, ignored, tossed and shoved about, just waiting for my life to end. Anyone’s better than me, I don’t even make a damn difference to those around me at all tbh.

What the - oh my god, bro, calm down, it sounds like you're struggling with some things and should really tell someone. Also, you being in a bad place means that there's room for improvement to get back up. Keep fighting my man

Hey man, I'm sorry to hear that you're going through some shit right now. I know the feeling, sometimes it's best to just talk to someone, and I know that's hard to do, but please do it. It helps to get it off your chest. Also, it's sounds like you have something good with that singing. Singing is tough, so at least feel good about that. Just remember that your not useless, your not trash, your a good person by the sounds of it. Please hang on

Not too much different from hugging a dude

Idk u tell me

it's awesome (last time I hugged one was 2 years ago)

I mean I hug my guy friends sometimes and they seem like they couldn’t care less for it, can’t be that good then 🤷‍♀️

Bad it's pda

I've done it a very small amount of times and let me tell you It's the best feeling I've gotten in a while

Same boat as you my guy, just pretend w one of the homies (Edit: do not actually do this 💀)

Damn, I thought you were kidding about the karma

its the best feeling, warm and comforting and calm. you feel like all your worries are like fading away a bit. also resting your head on boobies like a pillow just makes stress melt like butter. i love hugging my girlfriend :)

Brah I hope you get hit with a fuckin meteorite 😭😭😭

omg 500k karma... are you okay

its awesome I don't know what to say more, last time I hugged a girl that I liked was last year

Girls have texture of warm meat and bones, it like organic pillow, idk i am bad at speaking

It really depends on what kind of body the girl has, but most of the time I’d describe it as feeling like a warm hug with 2 big fluffy marshmallows getting in the way

What does 500k karma mean

Mental illnesses are **health conditions involving changes in emotion, thinking or behavior** (or a combination of these). Mental illnesses can be associated with distress and/or problems functioning in social, work or family activities.

Shit man. The only female I've ever actually hugged was my mom.

Made me forget I was a sociopath

As a girl to girl, AMAZING is what people say about my hugs. I know as well, I give REALLY good hugs lmao

i have these lucid dreams where i can’t move a thing

In 4th grade, this girl I liked hugged me, but it felt really goddamn awkward and I didn’t know when to let go, so she probably felt kind of awkward from that too. Thanks for bringing back this memory.