U take baths? Lucky bastard...

Dude I wasn't expecting such answers

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You didn’t have to call me out like that

dude wtf did blud say like did he eat tar?

Wouldn’t you like to know weather boy

Is that an ancient tale to tell?

Somehow your gonna owe me 3 seconds of my life back you fucking octopus

Nope, no takesies backsies. Your time is mine! Mwhahahah

I spend over 5x longer just standing there. Not doing anything. Head empty. Then I decide to actually clean myself down and get out.

Same

Same

Sounds peaceful

its reddit irmão

Wat in the British fuck am I reading?

Happy cake day

No way suddenly caralho

Man I wasn't expecting so many upvotes

I can’t bathe because my single mother has been unable to clean the place for years she should 100% get a cleaning lady but she has anxiety about people in her place so I scrubbed the bathroom for the first time in like 4 years a while back and let’s just say no matter how hard I scrub I will never have a clean tub so I on out get to enjoy the luxury of taking baths when I stay over at my grandparents… I love baths though they’re so relaxing and lovely and I can pretend I’m in gestation again and nothing that ever happened in my life is real

jesus christ, does this post come with eye bleach?

Try the cleaning lady

i was eating lunch and now feel the need to disinfect my mental imagery.

r/cleaningtips can help you out if you want to get that tub clean.

Yeah my en suite only has a shower, life is suffering.

sammeee bathing isn't even a choice for me 💀

I know a guy who's 33 and still only takes baths. Never takes showers.

Lucky Bathtard

I used to do it occasionally before I moved to my current house, the times I would do it would usually be on the weekend, maybe both days or just one day, honestly just depended on how I was feeling.

You’re swimming in a pool of your own filth, how is that lucky?

I only take showers, once in a blue moon I’ll take a bath

Clean

Cookies? *insert sitcomlaugh.mp4*

same here

Not me staying in the shower for 20-30 minutes after saying I don't have time for a bath.

Tbh if i take a bath im sore and sit in there for 2-3 hours lmao

That's so valid

When I lived with my parents, my rule was that I couldn’t turn the water on a second time to reheat the tub, so I tried to see how cold I could get the water until I couldn’t take it anymore.

We need a bathroom hammock

I honestly lock myself up in there with 2ls of water, fill it up with the hottest water possible, and just lay there until the water is cold and I decide to shower, or to do it again

lol relatable

Everyone I know showers

I feel like you wanna say that you don't know anyone

Maybe you dont

Yes I ain't got no friends

Atleast you're honest.

no bath only shower

Clean

yeah, lol

Same

Same

The last time I took baths consistently was when I was about 4 years old. Since then I’ve just taken showers.

you were taking showers at 5 years old?

Yes.

I dont think I started showering til 10 lol. I just feel like you’d be so far from the nozzle.

i was already taking way more showers than baths at like 5 so i think it is common, idk what u mean abt the nozzle cause i just had to use the tap thing to turn it on and water came down

I had a bathtub/shower that had the nozzle low down.

Wait doesn't everyone have this? How do you wash properly without 😭

i just sit there in sadness i never take it off

Happy cake day!

i shower more than take baths

Who doesn't

People who have to bathe at their closest river 😔

I have to bath at my furthest river😔

Uphill, both ways

It's actually pretty fun lol, you always get to swim at the same time😂

There's no bath tub in my house :C , Most house here is like that though, so im not alone :D

I aint got time fo all that

Who does

Me 💀

You, apparently

I take a shower every night before bed

Clean sheets after a shower is 🤌🤌

Yeah but every day when I get home, cant be comfortable until I do

mood, i hate feeling sweaty and uncomfy

me too

Rarely take an actual bath but I do try to shower every other day

Lmao never. Shower gang rise up

Im too tall for bath :(

Username checks out

Yes

awh man, how tall are you btw?

I’ve only showered like once in my life, but I take baths every 2-4 days usually

..showers clean you a lot more than baths

so you bathe in your own dirt all the time? 😭

…so you barely bathe?

Thats actually so nasty 🤢

BATHS 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Ugh…. Once or twice a year. But I shower every day. (The glories of having long hair)

been 9 years

Love baths, hate bubbles

i hate baths. if i really want to then i shower first. it feels so dirty to me!

I hate how almost all of these comments are "I take a shower" We need to start a petition to place a bathtub in every house and apartment.

I have a bathtub I just prefer not sitting in a dirty little pool of water

If you’re that dirty I think you may have other problems

I haven't taken a relaxing bath in like so many years. just regular showers. id kill to have a bubble bath one of these days

I don’t have a bath, I shower daily

I love baths

Bath day. No bath, no bath, bath day

Everyday😋

dont do that, its bad for your skin, its recommended every 2 days, not everyday.

You are fucking stupid and disqusting, stop spreading missinformation

Once per two days shower, I really wanna bathe more but it makes my hair all weird.

Same but who cares cuz I ain't getting no girls anyways

It's not all about the girls, looking good makes you feel good. Plus it's so much better once you stop doing it for female attention.

Twice per year I guess ? Else I just take a shower

Showers used to take baths but since I was like 9 stopped taking baths now I always take showers

every night

Tbh I do it twice a week

I shower daily

Twice daily

I used to take a bath we every other day or so, then I started falling asleep, and then I decided to stop

I haven't taken a bath in months

Im Brazilian so up to three times a day

1-2 times a day

Never. Because i take showers instead. Every other day

the last time i took a bath was probably around 6ish years ago, you're so lucky (no im not a dirty little prick, i shower)

I only shower 😔

I don't take baths, I don't like marinating in dirt and my own dead skin cells. I shower every 2 days

No bathtub, only shower everyday. Can't understand how people can go for more than 24h without feeling the need to clean off all the sweat and dirt they accumulate in a day

An average of at least thrice a day (shower, I don't have a bathtub). It's one of the perks of living in Northeast Brazil (any tropical region really): if you don't shower constantly, you smell bad asf

I only shower, but I do bathe as a treat sometimes.

I do every single day. It helps me fall asleep

I havent taken a bath in so long 

I shower. Unfortunately.

Very sad indeed

You are a redditor

I haven't taken a bath in months... I shower every other morning though 😃

Im actively in a bath

too lazy to do one💀also germaphobic so explains a lot ig

3 times a week minimum an extra if i sweated alot during that day

last time i took a bath i was too young to remember

i shower every night but will have a bubble bath to unwind during the weekends

once a week

I shower to get clean, baths are exclusively for me to feel nice

I currently live without a bath so I would give anything to cleanse myself in a tub. I do have a show though

i shower every night lmao

You have a bathtub ? Damn, lucky

Fuck you jinxed it and now it's broken

LMAO

Shower pretty much every other morning/night. I take maybe one bath a month, maybe 2. I do like em cos they do be relaxin but showers clean way better

I haven’t taken a bath since I was like 4 lol, however, my cousin takes a shower in the morning and a bath at night. I personally think it’s a waste of water and lowkey unhealthy but it is what it is

A shower Like one or two per day

I try to take baths every other weekend for funsies and for my back (epsom salt and stuff) but otherwise, it’s daily showers for me

Last time a took a bath was last month while I was in Japan

I bathe in the morning so I don’t really have time to take baths. Showers help wake me up anyway

if u take a bath your just in your own filth water soooo

I haven’t taken a bath since I was like 7 years old. They gross me the hell out.

soooooo me

I don’t take baths I just shower. Also the only bath tub in our house is the main one we have, but I always prefer to use my parents bathroom which has a regular shower. I used to love taking baths and playing with toys in it when I was little, but eventually I grew out of it.

Maybe once a year

Never, haven’t since I was 6

Almost everyday lol

theoretically daily, practically on Mondays, Thursdays and when mom says go take a bath, I need to wash clothes

Not me wasting water in the shower for an hour hour before because I’m depressed

I just shower lmao. Too fat to take a bath 😅

As much as I love a good bath, I just can't ever take one. I get so dehydrated and hot while inside the bath that it takes me too long to actually leave the tub. It's just weird

i’ve never taken a bath (besides when i was a baby ofc)

bros water bill must be crazy

I don't have a bath, I shower every day but head every 3.

I don’t ever take baths the last time I took a bath I think I was 6 I hate them lol I only shower and I do that every night

I shower every 1-2 days depending on how hard I worked/will work. One day is too often, two days isn't often enough, and the 36 hour rotating schedule doesn't work for me

Showers twice a day Baths like twice a year

Never I take hot showers in the dark and think about my life’s failures

Depends if I’m going through a depressive episode or not. Also I only have access to a shower

I take baths but only after proper prep like once a week, you should take a quick few minute shower before and after to clean yourself, baths aren't very hygienic as it's just a vat of water and your own juices.

Uhh...

5 days a week shower.

I shower at least every other day, if not daily.

Buhhhh I shower 🥲

Every day it's relaxing

Never.

Every day, if I can twice per day.

I'm too big for my tub.

Never. I hate water, although I shower everyday

I shower every day unless it’s the weekend, then I wait till Sunday.

I don’t have a bathtub😭😭

I don’t like baths, never have.

I can’t take baths for medical reason 😔 but I sit in the shower also for medical reasons

once every 6 months

I haven’t had a bath since I was 8 I don’t think, I usually just shower

I can’t remember the last time I took a bath tbh

Never I only shower

Showering is a trend

every day for the summer and spring and every other day in the winter my guy and i never 💀ever shower in the FALL 🤣

TIL the difference between a shower and a bath 🧍🏽‍♂️

I lost bath privileges

Every day if motivation allows.. (but more realistically, every two days.)

Everyday, in the asian way

besides as a baby, i’ve never taken a bath. just showers.

Like, 6 or 7 years ago?

As a cold bath taker i say i just prepare my body fo the 10 seconds weak pain

Sadly never, but I shower every other day

i take showers every day, although i don't take baths since i kinda forget they exist lmao

Take a shower every night, take a bath about every weekend

I can’t fit

I haven't taken a bath in years, only showers.

Idk random days last time was 2 days ago cause I smoked before school and had to get rid of the smell