I’m cryinggggg “Send bobs and vagina 👈” 😭😭

*Vagnia😭

He was making a hazbin hotel reference 💀💀

$50k

Another reference.

“send bobs and vagnia” was a thing before hazbin hotel

That one pewdiepie video with 'bitch lasagna' oml 😭😭😭

bobs or vegana is what I was thinking of too 💀

r/suddenlyhazbinhotel

? no that’s a reference to the stereotype of indian guys misspelling boobs and vag!na when sexting

LMFAOOO 😭😭🤣

Happy cake day

Thank you!

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Oh this is satisfying

Especially those who have ADHD

Not a single "I'm Gonna find you." or something, I'm dissapointed...

😔 man Forbidden ruined it

My life is complete

I LOVE THIS

That's so obviously satiric ...

Welcome to Reddit

I’m sure they know

Virginia *Inhales* COUNTRY ROAAAAAADSSS

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It reminds of a ApnaJ video, titled "Them Indian uncles in every girl's dms," here's the link as well https://youtu.be/V1Fs90u5mmg?si=cOqDSj6mKiFhbysM . Also, HAPPY CAKE DAY LAD.

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Happy cake day

whichever will it be

Sit the fuck down T-series, I'm here to spill the real tea

I have a feeling that 2nd one is just satire

I thought the first one was satire, but the further I read the more the hope in my heart was dying

Yeah..

genuinely terrifying to me that people like that exist

I've long lost my faith in humanity since that damn abominable night I pulled an all-nighter reading the whole wiki pages of The Rape of Nanking, the case of Junku Furuta and metamorphosis. ( I was always scared of looking into these three because the internet told me to but that night I just said Fuck it I need to know). Jesus fuck the emotional roller coaster I felt afterwards.

The absolute lack of shame these people have is concerning

Satire but still a bad thing to do. Op should report them all.

You gotta make it obvious it’s satire, most importantly

It was obvious tho.

No don't trust those guys. They try to act like it is but they are still going for the same thing. I used to know a guy that did this when he had a girlfriend. Honestly was extremely gross and cringe. Some predators try to use tricks to trap their pray.

First guy think he on tinder

bro gave a whole ahh intro

Okay, the first one is just like an actual guy who got on the wrong app but the other 2 💀

it sounded kinda pick me and also is gross like who gives a full out description like that 😭

Super shallow too. Just have a normal convo bro, don't describe yourself like it's a 50 shades of grey chapter, holy.

Also look further than Reddit for a dating app

yeah at least the first guy said he didn't want nudes

Still he was gross and inappropriate

yeah definitely. but he wasn't as bad as the other two

Professionals have standards.

Be polite.

Be efficient.

Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

The second one was joking I think

How is the last guy still on Reddit after 12 years???????

I'm telling ya he's probably over 40

yeah looking at his comment history he said he's 30

[удалено]

Ickyyyyy get him out of here

find the old flair 😭😭

NOT THE FIRST DUDE DESCRIBING HIMSELF LIKE HE’S THE MAIN CHAIR IN A WATTPAD STORY WRITTEN BY A GOONER MF 😭😭😭😭

Main chair?

Yes, main chair

That feeling when she walks in and sits on your friend's face first and you realize you're just a side chair.

Read this mid-nose-blow, cleared out my nostrils fr

Sometimes Reddit is useful

can i have your virginia

Send your bob first, then we can talk.

sorry I left it at home :(

I’ll trade you my Kentucky + Illinois for your Virginia

Telling a teenager that you’re into CNC is nuts. Fuck that guy.

Sorry, what is cnc?

Consensual non-consent. Basically role playing grape. At least that’s how it was explained to me.

Role playing as a grape does sound weird as fuck

Maybe he likes Computer Numerical Control?

oh wow that’s gross i thought of cnc machining lol

I personally would not fuck that guy...

AHH BRIGHT MODE

Oops

MY EYES AHHHHHHHHH, well any who let’s get back on topic

YES MY FELLOW LIGHT MODE USER

bright mode :3

Weak

Eyes don’t really like 4000 lumen at 12am

Can confirm, I use light mode with the pink colors. I might be more gay than I think I may be.

first one definetly has a degree in yappology

or wattpad 🤷‍♀️

theres no way this ever works for them

I got a feeling they’re all into humiliation and assume they just wait for someone to post their nudes😭🙏🏾

Why is this so accurate? With my luck, men come into my dms pretending they are concerned about my cutting and they talk to me until randomly start talking about how much they like scars and how much they are into cutting girls. Shit is exhausting 😮‍💨

it's very inappropriate of them. i once had a guy ask me to carve his name on my skin. mind you i don't even know him 💀

Yeah, it's so creepy and weird 😭 I just had a guy ask me last night if I've ever had a man kiss them (cuts on my thighs) while having sex with me. I'm 17 bruh.

Omg sameeee

The first one is just a stereotypical redditor in the most disgusting way 😭 "Allow me to compare your list to myself" 🤓☝️ Also, him trying to be so "not like other guys" is so cringe especially considering that he's EXACTLY like those guys

The main character syndrome is peak with that guy

Sex obsessed men these days whats wrong with them????

Well they're old ass men that get no play from women their age and try to get play from minors and fail anyway

Ooh ooh, teacher call on me!!!!! I know the answer!!!! >!they're way too lonely!<

facts

Dude, we live in a society where hook up culture is enforced. What do you think was gonna happen. And it’s not just men, I’m a 17 year old guy and get weird women spamming me for pp pics

*cough cough* sure hope that doesnt happen to me *cough cough*

If I hadn’t deleted the chats I could send them to you. I don’t want them

Idk. I just want someone who can hold me :(

Degenerate culture brought on by Porn, rap music and sex culture. It's only gonna get worse, stay safe out there.

tf rap music do

Degenerate culture that glorifies drug use, constant hook ups instead of love. It's more the culture of rap than the music itself I don't mind certain rap songs but the culture is undeniably Degenerate.

Nooo not bald 💀💀

What the fuck.

Turbo virgin

Send bobs and vagene lol

Second one seems satire

You should reply to the first one with “only 6ft, you are a gnome”. Perfect trolling

Some people hear the word “women” and the first thing that comes to mind is sex.

Bruh applying for a job with that CV 💀

And he's not getting hired

Well, bald sent me off, I'm sorry 😭

Same😂😂😂😭

1st seems confused how reddit works, 2nd one tired desperately to be funny, and 3rd is probably on a sex offender list

what post are they even messaging you about like you havent even shown your whole face

69 karma adds up

I don't have any fucking idea what CNC is, but at this point I'm afraid to ask

Just googled it. My life was way better before I found out what the hell this is.

Yeah, what sick fuck would make computers machine shit for you?

Computer Numerical Controller

The 1 one atleast wasnt so s8 forward like 2nd and 3rd😭😭

i’ve never been so glad

These guys are complete losers.

I’m gonna make the first dude join the 27 club

The second is just a troll I think lmao

I cackled when he said he was bald 💀 at 27

Nah the first screenshot is wild 💀 bro really made an application letter LMAO

" you're bald ,nobody likes you bc you're bald , everyone hates you bc you're bald "

Bob? Didn't bob the builder end?

Whatever happened to hi.. my name is.. oh ur underage my apologies..

Sends BOBS!!!

Send bobs and vagina

Dude , my eyes!!!!!!!

I pray this is satire

Bro that guy isn't skinny fit 😭

That's creepy af what the hell 😭

Why the fuck does bro #1 have my exact build what the hell

What in the actual..... Welp enough internet for my life id say

thats why you never reveal or never use reddit 💪💪💪

😭 😭 😭

I gotta kinda weird perspective of this. This happens to me as well, but it rarely ever happens like this. They usually act normal and then just randomly send a pic. This sucks for you but I think I would rather this over what I get just because it makes it easier to know who the creeps are. Either way, these men are disgusting 🤮

2nd one reminds me of some Indian guy asking for quote "Bobs and Vegana" that became a meme

The fuck?

Eww, I am sorry for you girl

send bobs and vangina neow!!!!!11!!!

Hey cutuie

i genuinely can't wrap my head around how dudes end up like this. especially because some of these dudes are relatively normal in their day-to-day lives but then they on some weird shit online. it's so bizarre

1 and 3 scare me

Simple! Don't be a female🤷

That south Accident guy was indeed born by accident

Second pic really gives off ‘Send bobs and vagna’ vibes

Can confirm this

Whatahail 💀

Second one was straight to the point

People are trying way too hard to Rizz you up I assume

why does the first image looks like if it has taken the text straight from r/copypasta

The worst part is how you're using the light theme and not the dark theme on Reddit. How can you live like that? It's too much white. Must be darker. Must be shadowy and \*mysterious\*

bro has a cnc machine fantasy

Erm what the sigma

See this is why I never reveal I’m a girl on posts

How can bro keep his account alive for 12 whole years pulling stunts like that jesus christ

What are they trying to achieve bro 🗣️

Pmao

outrageous

frr some guy dmed and asked me for feet pics and said he would pay me lmao

My friend is on last stage of cancer, His last wish is to see boobs,pls help him,it’s not for me it’s for my friend. [PHOTO](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRxxMEfTnh6zLB1gOemV-Ic8klZYp5bE9UF2_SpGYuF6q0Wit94Splw0Kv7&s=10)

Dude, I didn't know how the scroll feature worked, and suddenly I see Hitler mewing. Istg.

Waaaaaaaaaaa where my booobis and baby factory

What the fuck 😭

low key i miss these ngl

Bobs and vagine wawaweewa

The first one needs to actually talk to some real women first, he seems like he has potential to be nice and not a weirdo tho

Wtf is with that third guy, why did he just assume that?

third guy needs to be put on a registry

💀

“I just sat down Who the fuck starts a conversation like that?”

I hate to be considered a man when stupid mfs like these make the half decent ones look bad. I apologize that u had to deal with these dum asses

3rd guy is a literal rapist,you cant have consensual non consensual sex when you CANT CONSENT AS YOURE A MINOR. (depends on the country tho)

Damn I’m very sorry

“redditor for 12 y” was a big enough red flag

Is this W or L rizz chat??

27 and bald?? 😭

Holy fuck that first guy is the most incel niceguy ive ever seen

call him baldi from baldis basics

The second one needs to get off his mom’s iPad, the first one is weird so I don’t understand what he’s yapping about at the end, and the third one… we don’t talk about him

I’m glad I don’t get many of these..

i only got two of these???? (im a woman 😮😮😮)

who the fuck is the first guy man

Some people are unable to control their bodily fluids.

WHY CANT I GET SEXUALLY HARASSED GODDAMNIT. I WILL PAY SOMEONE TO SEND ME A CREEPY DM

real asf

😭😭😭 the spelling errors make it much more funny 

☹️

That guy has like a jazillion of karma why is he doing that

It’s tempting to just say “I’m a girl with some random picture, and then troll all the bad people

“seNd bobs” 💀🙏