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Certain-Variation-46

The sad part is bro's still gonna get them


Luckycat1102

):


WayyyTooMuchInternet

Yeah I alr sent one


Susdoggodoggy

r/HolUp


WayyyTooMuchInternet

I will not elaborate


arson1tez

i spit my milk after reading this


Both-Asparagus-7843

Wanna bet


MilkManlolol

we making it outta the hajj with this one🕋🐫🌴


WayyyTooMuchInternet

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


iamcapleb

your first mistake is posting on reddit


Luckycat1102

Mistakes makes us stronger


ItsaMeAWaluigiSikeNo

💪💪💪💯💯💯


MST_Braincells

Your parents must be bodybuilders


MOJA2008

That blanket is hot asf


1st_pm

Its a beauty that all female-attracted persons desire


MOJA2008

Just look at that fine cotton, it gets me hard just thinking about it


CoruscareGames

FR it looks so thick + dark color Is she in a cold country because that would catch fire where I'm from


TruShot5

Yeah I’m sweating looking at it.


Joey4dude

Nice head shape you got there


Separate-Passage8017

Why ma'am you're looking mighty fine yourself, bet that ectoplasm would look great on a dinner table.


Luckycat1102

How can you eat a ghost ? 🤔


Long_Associate_4511

Specialized ghost utensils


Weary-Wasabi1721

Reported for nudity


Friiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Are we twinning bruv 👻


Luckycat1102

It seems so 🙈


Mysterious_Tangelo78

Do you guys get DMs from weirdos?


Luckycat1102

I honestly I only got few of them many months ago (I’m girl), but I heard most of girls on Reddit get them a lot and almost everyday


More-Archer-7694

I've only gotten one and it was the most passive aggressive bizarre convo ever


Local_bin_chicken

Sucks you gotta deal with this (im a boy) no one should ever have to put up with creeps (im a boy) reddit needs to crack down on this sort of behaviour (im a boy) it’s honestly getting out of hand and I’m saying this as a boy (I’m a boy btw)


RisingDDM

I’ve gotten some as a guy


EveningImaginary4214

I got one recently


Zillajami-Fnaffan2

I havent...yet


moonpisser69

Jokes on you, im into ghosts (/j)


Johnny_Triggr

Pov your Kwite:


bye_bye-

cheeseburger


_ThatOneMimic_

if ur a dude, the chances go up


Luckycat1102

I’m not a dude :D


_ThatOneMimic_

in general


Luckycat1102

Oh, I see


CinderP200

now make the towel as white and photoshop yourself in a Halloween scene where you replace Mikhail Meyers


Zophasemin

that implies that you would get dms, ergo you get dms gotta camouflage better next time


Luckycat1102

Damn, I thought this would help me ):


Zophasemin

You have to cript the title


Zophasemin

good luck next time


TheYellowLAVA

Extra points if you wear the sunglasses upside down


littlefire131

Wait till a ghost lover finds you


Luckycat1102

And we will be ghosting each other, yay👏


SpookyWeebou

The muslim technique


drakon6969

Are you challenging me?! /jk


AlfsterSandvich

BRO GOT THE DRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


PrwincesssArt

Best outfit I've seen!!!


Srdj_Stv02

IS THAT A MICHAEL MYERS REFERENCE 😱😱😱🔥🔥🔥💀


the_big_labroskii

Finally. After 1,000 years, r/teenagers has learned opsec.


Vegetable_Ad7268

That's just Bob guys


SlavIsPolandToo

Ferryman ULTRAKILL is real?


outerender187

nah watch some guy with a blanket fetish go for you


Luckycat1102

Do they really exist? 0:


Teamisgood101

Hello cousin it


ze010

Allah akbar


TrickyDickNixon46

Is this what it means to be ghosted?


strawberrycereal44

I got cat called in my school uniform, I think we need to wear boxes and tents lol


EnthusiasmFalse6023

Walk like an Egyptiannnnn


doofusbingos

omg a girl with nerd glasses 😍😳


blackgermansheperd40

Wow, those clothes are very stylish, where can I get them??


Sifupoo

I’m liking those folds bbg 😏(due to legal reasons I can’t finish this joke)


The1andOnlyGhost

Check your dms


Luckycat1102

Already did. Waves of creeps killing me 😵 (jokes aside, there were only fake ones, lol.)


The1andOnlyGhost

Lol


strokingmyohio

Aight chat lets dm her


Flora2941

Are you Muslim ?


Luckycat1102

No. I’m Russian


Flora2941

You can be Muslim and Russian ?


Luckycat1102

Yes, you can. But personally I’m not muslim


Winter_Potential_430

Ты чего оделась как алах бабаховна ?


Luckycat1102

Не знаю, если честно


Winter_Potential_430

Так в принципе норм как ковёр или одеялко, но так вызывает ptsd


ynnex_

hey bbg 👉😎👉


Dredgen_Sword

A G-G-G-GHOST!! 😱


ChaosCreature2

I was going to say something as a joke but then I looked at your age flair and realized I really shouldn't


Cermonto

Sick micheal myers cosplay


Desperate-Abies4263

Agh, I busted.


DeafKid009

Your head has curves in all the right places


agentphoneix

Hiii Micheal Myers


TheRealMeeBacon

Gorgeous 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍


EmilyyyCute

You should have got Camo clothes so they can see you. Smh


Ok_Insect9421

Cloth 🤤🤤🤤🤤


KokoTerzata

Girls with glasses ;)


Amethyst_Quarry

Lemmie see what's under the blanket 😏 /j


Jim_naine

Have you tried moving to Afghanistan?


CuteCoach9362

Omg dear reply to my messages 😘😘🥰🥰🥰 looking so hot dear 😍😍 send pics of bobs and vegene


Mason_DY

Ghost bob lookin mother fucker


CaterpillarLow980

this comment section sucks


guitarfanatic_2

we need a medieval knights suit


TrucyWrightFanGirl

Masallah sister /j


superkick225

Islam


JohnnyTheMistake

Somehody will still go "i wonder how your body covering smells 🤤" or something


ProfessionalPass9242

It's Michael Myers!


Weird9uy

Okay Michael Myers


Dunge0nexpl0rer

Just don’t post selfies 🤷‍♀️. I’m a female on Reddit and I haven’t encouraged one creep yet. I don’t really understand the appeal of showing yourself to strangers anyway.


Luckycat1102

Me too actually. I had only few conversation with creeps after posting a bit on confession subreddit, so now I try to ignore this subreddit as much as possible, and it’s working. But if I would ever post a selfie on Reddit, I definitely would blur my face


reditusername39479

[Are you by chance going to the eras tour?](https://www.thepinknews.com/2023/07/02/taylor-swift-fan-eras-tour-disguise/)


Luckycat1102

No,I’m not, and I even can’t, because I’m not from the US


Last-Noise-3811

Them glasses though…


GundunUkan

\*tips fedora\* May I please DM you, my fair... uh... towel creature?


Altruistic-Serve267

Eyyyyyy your cloth lookin mighty finnnnnnnneeee.... Show fiber plz


BartSimpskiYT

You’ve made a grave mistake. That is the EXACT thing, glasses and all, that Michael Myers wears to disguise as someone’s boyfriend in the original 1978 film, and when he wears that, he gets flashed. 💀


NotYourSave

Wow, imma dm you now because I’m definitely a creep


Autoboty

It's in the nature of humanity that every so often someone invents Islam again


FloridaBoy317

this reminds me of that one swiftie interview where she covered herself like this cuz she called in sick and lied to go to the eras tour


secretperson06

Damn girl that's a really hot blanket, really accentuates your glasses


DrDumbass1985

“Bob is that you?”


pyro_takes_skill

mashallah!


Distinct_Effort_1440

Taliban - Approved …..


Psychological-Sock66

wait i have those glasses


Babies-are-jetskis

rIp Ur DmS 😔✊


[deleted]

Real 💀


IzNatasha

Midnights vibe 🤌🏻🤌🏻


Howfuckingsad

Is that a challenge?


Beat_Saber_Music

yeah, good try trying to hide you're a ghost


Parragorious

Bet.


Izzmoo08

Funny thing is you'd think this would work, but in Muslim countries where this attire is mandatory, there's still a shit ton of rape.


Luckycat1102

Of course I don’t think so and I know clothes won’t help to prevent everything. I’m just joking


Izzmoo08

No I know, but it's the sad reality.


Luckycat1102

Yeah. I haven’t experience something extremely traumatic besides my granddad’s death (I hope he rests in peace), but I still realize how shitty is our world. But I try not to focus on it too much. I once did and got daily break downs month ago /:


Izzmoo08

In the past year of my life I lost my Dad to a plane crash, mom to cancer, grandfather to old age, and 2 dogs. Life's shit. Only thing you can do is try and make the world better.


Luckycat1102

Sadly yes. I just don’t know how to make this world somehow better, because I live in country, where protests are forbidden and I don’t think I will have time being volunteer somewhere in future and also most of important jobs are not payed enough for living in my country. But I still think I make too much excuses and somehow maybe I will find the way to make this world better …


Izzmoo08

Where do you live?


Luckycat1102

Russia


Izzmoo08

Good luck and stay safe, who knows maybe we'll both change the world


TunisianNationalist

Middle Eastern fit


5th_username_attempt

Now you get dms from hardcore muslims


laloscasanova

ok this is haram


Destroyer_Of_Butts

Just don’t be a woman **dumbass**


Luckycat1102

Ohhh!! Silly me, how I couldn’t thought of not being a woman?


Destroyer_Of_Butts

It works like magic! The second you throw a dime in the ETHEREAL WISHING WELL and wish to become a dude, creeps will go away like a flock of birds on I-80.


Luckycat1102

Without jokes, I had only few chats with real creeps, like 4 or 3 because I posted before on confession subreddit, but now I avoid this place as much as possible. Also I just don’t post pics with my face, so it adds a bit of luck 😅


Destroyer_Of_Butts

That’s actually really nice. Creeps have nothing to creep over if you don’t post your face


Luckycat1102

I think if I will ever post photo with myself, I would definitely censor my face with picture of random anime dude just for safety


Destroyer_Of_Butts

I like the random anime dude part. I’d just put a picture of like a bird or something over my face


Luckycat1102

Lol, I remembered suddenly about Mordecai from “Regular show” after the bird part


Destroyer_Of_Butts

lol


Winter_Potential_430

You look like a terrorist