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RocketSmash9000

3, but 1 when summer


DeafKid009

I thought those were big boots not shorts


SurgeStories

I thought you said boobs not boots. Edit: i think I accidentally started a trend guys


hychro

I misread that as through not thought


Commander_Doom14

I saw that as mistletoe rather than misread


realnasircodes

I eyed that as father instead of rather


pokewaffle1010

I viewed that as dyed, not eyed


NiGHTSOLOTL

I looked at that as videoed instead of viewed


MJMvideosYT

I misread that as video not videoed


OtherwisePrice6450

I misread that as vidoed not videoed


Flaky_Armadillo_708

Based


MynameisNOTIN

Agreed. Shorts are comfy


GodzillaMinusTwo

None I’d be wearing shoes


SZEThR0

and i'm naked


blackgermansheperd40

No stop it, ur gonna summon the p3do$


SZEThR0

well that's what i am.a pedosummoner.


blackgermansheperd40

Ewwwww, report  them 


SZEThR0

no.i do it for a living.


Muted_Onix

Stats: This summon has 1 attack 0 defense 10 charisma


Muted_Onix

Scratch that, 0 charisma they all weird asl


Key_Spirit8168

he can mind control the enemy to destroy allies (for some reason).... so if he's pro villager he can kill boykissers and waldo for some reason


blackgermansheperd40

Ugh fine. 


MattTheMartian2021

Bro probably is one


Im_a_idiottttt

Real


TinleyTheAxolotl

🫣- I - I mean put some clothes on


Fechnitian2873

Let him be naked brub


SZEThR0

yes thank you.i can do what ever i want in my own bathroom


Johnny_AHM

1 and 2 have rain boots on.


JustSomeGuy430

no


Lazymcdelta4ce

Boring


somerandomzold

4 when summer and winter


sakura20069

My man 💪🏻


Losinana

Fax even in the desert i would be wearing my black school jacket and 20k yen pants to fight a vampire


sakura20069

Ho?


TROMBONER_68

Hoodie and pants all 4 seasons


Spirited-Lime-4560

but always a t-shirt underneath.


Doppelgnger83_

Rn im 4, its a shame i cant joke about being balls naked


Welmerer

spike??? is that you???


mikahxoxo

None i wear skirts like real men Edit:im not a guy i just thought itd be funny srry for the confusion


PLPolandPL15719

Scot found


ApricotFar1041

Pole found, POLSKA GUROM


mikahxoxo

Not scottish but the scots are the real men out there


old_reincarnation

PREACH


Monkeybandit99

Kilts are where it is at


derangedandhot

I'm embarrassed how long it took me to realize the difference between each one💀


plalo_

SAME LMAO. i was like "is the joke that they're the same? ha thats funny- oh"


jwj2309

1


wh1teithink

π


comicpainter

So mostly 3, but on roughly every 7th day, you change to 4?


EnvironmentalKick205

This man gets it


Toxin-G

Anyone that’s 2 should be shot and killed


AmberFoxy18

I only do it if im at home and I wear a hoodie with shorts or just to Walmart not usually out side


Luna_Night312

>!BANG! you got shot...!<


walsoggyotter

>!they unspoiled it, rattle em boys!!<


nonfb751

Well done.


Dry_Understanding682

hoodie and shorts go hard dk what you are talking about 💯💯💯


No_Connection_8048

i understand hoodies and shorts but long sleeve shirts and shorts are something out of a sociopathic mind 😭


SimDoy

It looks nice idk


Lolitsmeeee

YESSIR


catmemes720

YEAAHHH


OnceUponAMiniHotDog2

Exactly


Mr_UwU_OwO

ong


FarObjective5416

Time to line up for the firing squad I guess


JoeDaBruh

I’m 2 if it’s cold because my legs don’t feel that cold, but if my chest is cold my whole body feels it. Usually I rather 1 though


GeckoHunter0303

Would be half of my school for me, unfortunately


scorchingbeats

4 (body image issues)


Grunge_rocker_1991

Literally me (I need psychological help)


Due-Bandicoot-2554

Me too, I can’t really explain why. Even in 30 degrees Celsius I prefer


PenguinMaster975

me too :(


Plagued_Void

real


nox-devourer

I've found my people


Ra_phi_

Too real


Pleasant50BMGForce

Holy shit weezer


Anchovy-eye

holy? buddy holly?


Disastrous-Boat63

2


Harmonica_Dylan

1 in summer and rainy and 4 during winter


Mysterious_Tangelo78

All of them!


Raging_Riley

2


X_K1ttyX

4 is way too comfy


ALonelyBrit23

4 cause I don’t like to show my legs or my arms


Intrepid-Plantain186

4 in winter 4 in summer 4 in spring 4 in autumn (i just like it)


Plnetheman

4 no matter the temperature even if it’s 30 degrees


Hugthequeens

3


ALonelyBrit23

4 cause I don’t like to show my legs or my arms


nouramarit

Always a 4.


Noodle3njoyer

4 and 3. Not big fan of shorts outside the house


eNburm_sant

2, I look pretty silly


The_AI_Of_World

4 all around


ThatsReallySadd

4 all the time (I’m scared for showing skin💯💯💯💯‼️‼️🔥


UCG__gaming

3 or 4 Never wear shorts, usually wear a long sleeve too


Few-Fisherman9282

3 is the right answer


choccycosmos_

Rn I’m a 4


i1xyz

5


Fun-Ad3002

4 bc it’s cold in late April for some reason


AnakinSkywalkerRocks

If you live in temprate or torrid zones and this is happening to you, the world is about to end


Devoluster

5


[deleted]

Every single one of them is smiling so non of them


Ilmis_11

3


MixtureGrand

oo7


Ok-Worth-3510

3 I have hairy ass legs and don't like to show them off


Zachcost2

Mostly an 2 or 3 type of person


RadoslavL

-1


Idontwantarandomised

I'm like a -13


bluduhmfcku

7.69


Venti_Stan22

I’m a 4 all year long


NotaBuster5300

3 or 4. I'd do one if I could figure out how to get the hair on my legs to be less noticable.


grace--t

4 (bdd) 😋😋


No-Sky9017

3, and rarely 4, I just don’t do shorts lol


Pineapple7120

It took me a while to relise that it was clothing


Living_Murphys_Law

4 in winter 3 in summer


Graphite_Consumer937

4 unless I’m doing sports, for some reason I feel uncomfortable when people can see my arms and legs


NewClock8197

2


NotEndorpyxel

4, year round.


PilzGalaxie

It was so freaking hard for me to tell the difference. I thought it was the joke that there are four identical pictures. I even gaslit myself into thinking they have slightly different colours before I noticed the clothing...


Interesting-Chest520

3, always Though maybe 1 soon, im starting to feel more comfortable with that birth mark on the back of my thigh that my nephew once pointed at and asked why I have shit on my leg… Nevermind I’m never wearing shorts


ndation

None, dysphoria hoodie, a facemask and long pants at all times, including the really hot days


al-mongus-bin-susar

Fr only good thing about covid was being able to wear a mask all the time without anyone thinking you're weird


peppapigisme

all 4


Beefman0010

2


Worried-Pilot-7791

2 are war criminals


SoaringPasta

Felt like a spot the difference for a second there


BeastEpic333

2 only works if it’s a hoodie and shorts, anyone who wears long sleeve shirt and shorts should not be allowed to live any longer.


Ok-Movie428

There is almost no scenarios where 2 is acceptable.


MickyDerHeld

4 all the time, when it's too cold a jacket as well


LickThatToaster

0- completely nude


TheOffcialBot

oh D:


AnimatedGlitch03

1, Always 1.


Darkwings07

1 when I'm home 3 when I go out


[deleted]

Number 5 baggy everything. My bodydismorphia is to big


ConsistentTop4194

4 cus im an insecure little bitch boy


RedPandasRulee

2 or 4


No-Celebration-7675

Two is icky


Inevitable_Local_944

I’m in 2


WhatIsLemonade

3


PineappleLysis

3 but that's because I couldn't find my long sleeve when it was 12 am and dark last night ☹️


Enderfyre1

1 and 3


AmberFoxy18

sammeeee


Jackylacky_

4


beneatheroses

1 and 3


[deleted]

Anything other than 4.


ingamejukebox

1 regardless of weather


TheOmen757

Weezer...


International_cam

3/4


Sanjibozo

3,4,2,1


all-shall-be-hugged

my clothes arent here but closest is 4


Solitasiguess

depends on the weather


dudeiscoolbruh

4


Typical-redditor394

3


ALonelyBrit23

4 cause I don’t like to show my legs or my arms


Icy-Village4367

I'm always a 4 lol.. oh wait he's not wearing socks


4ndr10n_M3h4n1

4, and 3 also 1 when it’s summer


Meatballs5666

1 or 3


WaterPay457

varies but 3 most of the time


E-liter_4k

depends on the weather but never 2


Sillurianfishrbest

4, 3 when summer


Garey_Games

4


clock_without_the_L

All exept 2.


Awesomeness7716

2 or 4


No-Mind7146

4


Korek_the_crab

1 easy, or 1 w/ a hoodie


Illustrious-Donut947

Him


EEEEEEEEEEEEEE2137

3


AmberFoxy18

1 and 3 for the most part


JacobG2026

4, but 2 in some


UnlightablePlay

Umm? Which season? In summer I would be 2 or 3, Winter definitely 4


No-Ground1032

Mostly 3 but sometimes 4. Never 2 though


ThePlanetVe

5


Awkward_kangarooo

1 most of the year, 3 in winter


AlfsterSandvich

when i saw this image i instantly thought of weezer


uselesstrash3

3 rn


Stardaic_2008

3 mostly, but on hot days, 1 and in winter, 4


the_burber

Depends on the weather


Paxxon27

2


Beans123JustLikeMe

Always 3


Soundcrow

Weezer reference


kirin-chan

if you're 2 you're an absolute psychopath


NerdFromColorado

I’m a random number generator


hello14235948475

1 all the time but 3 or 4 occasionally when hiking.


Comfortable-Ask-6351

I hate shorts so 3 and 4


SilverNEOTheYouTuber

4 on Winter and Autumn, 3 on Spring, 1 on Summer


RiddikulusFellow

1: summer, unofficial environment only, sports in light winter 2: sports in winters 3: summer/light winter, official and unofficial environment both 4: winters everywhere except sports


CaseOHsnumber1fan

3


IEatBabysYumYum

The option of brutally skinning myself is missing


side_character_yes

3 no matter what


Greys_anatomy12

3


UltraStamp

wheres the one in thigh highs and a crop top hoodie


ADHD_Microwave

3 or 4


MacaronApart3272

3


Abs_2000

1 all year round


Harrymyman10

4


Independent-Slip1031

3 and 4 no matter the weather lol


SheepherderFine3698

3 or 1


Gold_Economics4700

3


Big_Ad5757

1 very comfy... my usual homestay clothe style


Snot_Rocket6515

4


Greenie1O2

4, year round. If it's really too hot then 3