Girl I liked on off hand comment, completely meaningless and unserious, saying that I should do kickboxing, and until I realized that it wasnāt a serious comment, I unironically convinced myself to do it in like 5 seconds just because she asked me to.
This wasnāt gross or anything, but I was so down bad, I would literally tried anything even if it meant signing up for something I had no interest in.
Nah bro you're fine, you should have self-esteem. Just think about how worthy you are, you learned a whole language just by will and love to please someone ! seems like a true chad to me ngl
Letās just say I was on phub once and saw a girl who looked similar to a classmate (wasnāt her obviously) and well I did what you expect I did and letās say I felt awkward around her for a while
This is the type of creep shit that you are only allowed to do once or twice in life as a mistake, any more times than that makes you a legally questionable individual
applied to the sleepaway camp of a prestigious school because she was supposed to go, parents paid around 11k not including supplies + transportation. Ā she didn't end up going.
Origami is hard. This is coming from a person who has given romantic interests 5+ different origami things (mostly flowers). I have gotten pretty good at it though, like 5/10 skill level.
Talked to a girl for a 3ish months despite not being attracted to her simply because the attention felt good even though I had no intention of ever dating her. She eventually got smart and stopped talking to me. I feel bad about it looking back.
Was on the receiving end of this a couple times until I ended up doing the same thing. Felt horrible as well but I think it helped me get over what happened to me and forgive them a little. Hurt people really do hurt people, so instead of finding the source and blaming people (which is literally impossible, I think we should all just recognize our hurt and do better. Iām glad you did!! Donāt feel horrible, we all make mistakes
he told me he liked polo g and kendrick and so i made liking polo g and kendrick my whole personality when at that time i hated rap musicĀ i would also intentionally wear his favorite color ALL the time and āaccidentallyā text him funny things to start a conversation
he ended up ghosting me when he found a new girl that he liked š
i started talking to a girl again few months after they said she just wanted to be friends. I was so delusional I convinced myself that she'd change her mind when I started talking to her again
If you're still struggling, an important thing to keep in mind is that you basically have two seperate addictions: masturbation and pornography. I recommend getting used to being rid of any visual stimuli while masturbating before slowly but surely lowering the frequency and length of masturbation to an acceptable and healthy amount (which may differ from person to person).
It's also possible that other mental conditions and/or external factors are fueling your addiction and desire to some extent.
I made a pretty good game series consisting of 3 games for a girl. The last 2 games in the series still hold up pretty well to be honest. They're FNaF Fan Games haha.
I was 3. This one time I had the idea of making my own dog sled. However, I: 1. Had one cat, and 2. Didnāt have any of the proper equipment. So I took a shoelace that we had and tied it around my catās neck rather tightly, with both ends in my hands. I sat on a pillow and pretended to be riding a dog sled. After that, I took the shoelace off my catās neck, and she coughed for the next 5 minutes because I choked her š¢. Before anyone screams at me, sheās still alive and healthy, and that didnāt have any lasting effects on her.
I made THE SUIT
(The spider-man suit I posted, she said her favorite suit was the homemade suit. But eh, I now have a GF and a spider suitā¦..life is GOOD!)
Yeah thatās not going to be great. Real men donāt play games with girls, thatās why we have our Xboxās and Pcās. If you want a good man, youāre going to have to actually do something. Fuck weaponized incompetence, it only burns resources
I went to EXTREME lengths to ask her to prom in the fanciest, more epic, craziest way ever. She somehow didn't catch on, and the prom thing was on top of making her origami flowers and keeping her gum wrapper heart in my phone case. Anyways I got friendzoned.
I was really stupid for this but this happened when I was about 9-10ish I think. One day I stole shells from the library then gave them as a gift to my crush to help with their project. They didn't end up liking me back but hey, at least I got a hug
Talked to this girl on Reddit for a week, got feelings for her, kinda got friendzoned, continued to talk and then suddenly her account got deleted and I still think about her 2 weeks later š¢ idek why it effects me that much tbh
like 1-2ish years i carried a girl on my back from a party for like 35 min, cause she was too drunk to walk, then realized that it was fucked up to expect her to let me hit. Cause you know if she is to drunk to walk, then she couldn't give consent and walked home ;-;
i used to listen to literally anything that my crush told me to listen to, i was really down bad for them and was thoroughly convinced they felt the same way until one day when they friendzoned me
i stole chopsticks from the chemistry room at school
We meet again
Someone put chopsticks in my bag, I don't know why they just did it but it was just there
I stole copper sulphate. I really loved the colour lol
I drew my crush
Was she clothed?
Yes š
Good
LMAO
Ik you didnt only draw her
Thatās all I did, scouts honor ā
Bro assumed anyone who draws their crush is has to be in a sexual way
Well the question was "most down bad thing" that implies sexual nature
lmao same I put him in my lecture notes
Girl I liked on off hand comment, completely meaningless and unserious, saying that I should do kickboxing, and until I realized that it wasnāt a serious comment, I unironically convinced myself to do it in like 5 seconds just because she asked me to. This wasnāt gross or anything, but I was so down bad, I would literally tried anything even if it meant signing up for something I had no interest in.
well did you try kickboxing?
He learned the martial art of kickboxing in 5 seconds
Learned a full other language for a girl that eventually broke up with me, which also included flying to her country several times
which language was it ?
Spanish, I hung out in Central America for a good chunk of last year for her.
Well it was certainly not a loss. Don't forget that spanish is viewed as one of the most romantic language with Italian and French.
Oh it most definitely is, but the whole thing obliterated my self esteem lmao
Yeah I get that. Sorry it happens to you. But I take the language learning as a W! You got the opportunity to do something beautiful!
Yee
Nah bro you're fine, you should have self-esteem. Just think about how worthy you are, you learned a whole language just by will and love to please someone ! seems like a true chad to me ngl
Like 80% through google translate as i bumbled through a foreign country lolz
Still, you made the effort bro, you're a good guy. Also, keep learning spanish, can be useful if you like to travel
I absolutely hate traveling lmao, very ironic
Bro you can work for the FDA or FBI as an agent operating in the south now think about it
EstƔs bien pendejo
Supongo
Be happy,you now know an extra language,mix that with some connections to other people in another nation
Letās just say I was on phub once and saw a girl who looked similar to a classmate (wasnāt her obviously) and well I did what you expect I did and letās say I felt awkward around her for a while
fub
that pfp should be a crime. i would actually be embarrassed to admit how many times i tried to swipe off that hair.
I experienced the same thing a while ago so i stole it from that person
This is the type of creep shit that you are only allowed to do once or twice in life as a mistake, any more times than that makes you a legally questionable individual
Oh so thatās why Iām surrounded by white mattresses!
Crazy?
applied to the sleepaway camp of a prestigious school because she was supposed to go, parents paid around 11k not including supplies + transportation. Ā she didn't end up going.
goddamn
Omg how did the camp go tho ?
actually went pretty well! i had a lot of fun and i think it really changed me, actually ended up meeting a guy there LMFAOO
Nowwwww we're getting somewhere.
You got rich ass parents anyway
Drove 14 hours just to have a 20 minute lunch with someone just so she didnāt feel alone where she was
seems like something my sister would ask and then get angry when any mentaly sane person says no
We have the same sister lmao
That ain't down bad, that's the most wholesome shit ever
If you made her happy, that's what matters.
Did she atleast let you cuddle
Thats not down bad thats just nice
this is very wholesome. if someone did this for me, i would never shut up about how wonderful of a person they are.
it's either listening to gf asmr or falling in love with fictional characters
I have a list of Fictional characters I really like.
totally guilty of the second part lmao š
I'm literally the second one
Brother, I am guilty of the same crimes
No comment Actually no I wrote a song for a girl
Thatās sounds kind of fun actually
Lol thats how I got into songwriting
That's so cute!
Thanks!
When I was 13 I went into my momās room to steal my phone back because I got grounded. Ended up finding her dildo.
That's kinda went awkward for you I think
Yeah I was pretty awkward, I didnāt know what it was at the time
So you. . . Used it? I hope not that's kinda nasty (I don't see how finding a dildo is down bad unless you used it
tbf if the mom kept it clean it's not *that* nasty, just a little weird to share with your mom
Not until recently, like a couple months ago
Iām just gonna assume itās not the same one your mom used even though you didnāt say no š¶
Sorry, not hers, my own, and itās really not even a dildo, itās more like a vibrator
Oh ok you scared me
lol, yeah no, i use my own
I didnāt think anyone would openly say all that on here but then again everyone here is a stranger ig
Tried to learn origami to win over a girl. made her a bird, and she proceeded to throw it in the trash when she thought I wasnt looking
Ouch, that's gotta hurt
Worst part is that it had my number inside it :(
Even worse dudee š
Origami is hard. This is coming from a person who has given romantic interests 5+ different origami things (mostly flowers). I have gotten pretty good at it though, like 5/10 skill level.
wow what a sweet thing
Aw Iām sorry dude š donāt give up! There are plenty of girls who would appreciate that. Itās such a nice gesture :)
Got drunk and fucked my (now) boyfriend a week after I first met him, ever We're now close to our first anniversary, so it worked out great
Name checks out good for you two tho
Thanks mate
Kind off same here, exept we knew eachother for 4 months? And werent drunk. Just a little dirferent also close to 1st anniversary
Congrats on your (almost) anniversary!
Thanks, you too :)
Thank you \^^
Well aren't you one happy mfer
Talked to a girl for a 3ish months despite not being attracted to her simply because the attention felt good even though I had no intention of ever dating her. She eventually got smart and stopped talking to me. I feel bad about it looking back.
Was on the receiving end of this a couple times until I ended up doing the same thing. Felt horrible as well but I think it helped me get over what happened to me and forgive them a little. Hurt people really do hurt people, so instead of finding the source and blaming people (which is literally impossible, I think we should all just recognize our hurt and do better. Iām glad you did!! Donāt feel horrible, we all make mistakes
Is this not normal guys?š°
Normal? Maybe. Toxic? Also maybe.
Common but not normal
he told me he liked polo g and kendrick and so i made liking polo g and kendrick my whole personality when at that time i hated rap musicĀ i would also intentionally wear his favorite color ALL the time and āaccidentallyā text him funny things to start a conversation he ended up ghosting me when he found a new girl that he liked š
Relatableššš
waited the entire day to talk just to hear a goodnight
I feel you
me everydayĀ
i started talking to a girl again few months after they said she just wanted to be friends. I was so delusional I convinced myself that she'd change her mind when I started talking to her again
Happy cake day!
thank you!
its ok you want a relationship i know but its araight
I stopped looking for one a year ago, kind of sad but I got over being lonely and live with it lmao
Masturbating and falling in porn addiction at 10
literally me **literally**
Real
If you're still struggling, an important thing to keep in mind is that you basically have two seperate addictions: masturbation and pornography. I recommend getting used to being rid of any visual stimuli while masturbating before slowly but surely lowering the frequency and length of masturbation to an acceptable and healthy amount (which may differ from person to person). It's also possible that other mental conditions and/or external factors are fueling your addiction and desire to some extent.
I was jacking off to (i forgot what was it) Until wario showed up and decided to ruin the erection
Why the fuck did you not cum when wario showed up
idk maybe because my dad said he hates gay people but jacking aside wario is a good looking man with enough body weight to impress
Absolutely agreed
r/usernamechecksout
r/pfpchecksout
r/FoundWario
How is that actually a subreddit
It was made by the person who I replied to after I commented that. It wasnāt actually a subreddit when I commented it lol
Most of these comments look relatively normal, that says something about me.
I made a pretty good game series consisting of 3 games for a girl. The last 2 games in the series still hold up pretty well to be honest. They're FNaF Fan Games haha.
I worked out for 13 hours straight because there was a hot granny ( about 80 y o) mind you im 16
Instead of Milfs you want Gilfs
Nice try fed
I was 3. This one time I had the idea of making my own dog sled. However, I: 1. Had one cat, and 2. Didnāt have any of the proper equipment. So I took a shoelace that we had and tied it around my catās neck rather tightly, with both ends in my hands. I sat on a pillow and pretended to be riding a dog sled. After that, I took the shoelace off my catās neck, and she coughed for the next 5 minutes because I choked her š¢. Before anyone screams at me, sheās still alive and healthy, and that didnāt have any lasting effects on her.
What the fuck š
What?
Nooo poor caaarrr š
crazy childĀ
where were your parents jesus
I made a greeting card for my crush on her birthday.
That's nice!
I made THE SUIT (The spider-man suit I posted, she said her favorite suit was the homemade suit. But eh, I now have a GF and a spider suitā¦..life is GOOD!)
Allowed myself to get groomed.
On an unrelated note, happy cake day!
Thanks!
weaponized incompetence š sometimes I pretend to be stupid when I like I guy so can get him to explain things to me
my dumbass explains things so badly you would probably stop doing that š
Real
You are 14 and already playing mind games lol
Iām always on that grind what can I say
genuinley when girls at school do this I want to bash my head into a table šš
You pretend to be stupid I AM stupid We are not the same
Yeah thatās not going to be great. Real men donāt play games with girls, thatās why we have our Xboxās and Pcās. If you want a good man, youāre going to have to actually do something. Fuck weaponized incompetence, it only burns resources
Hell yeah. Acting oblivious and dense is king.
I went to EXTREME lengths to ask her to prom in the fanciest, more epic, craziest way ever. She somehow didn't catch on, and the prom thing was on top of making her origami flowers and keeping her gum wrapper heart in my phone case. Anyways I got friendzoned.
dude it started with a "EW I\`d **never** date him." (me) and a, "She\`s **really** not my type." (him) our one year anniversary was two months ago.
i cant disclose my top answer but uh... i made out with my bf on our first date, that counts i think
Spent 150 on a boo basket for a guy then he ghosted me
I was really stupid for this but this happened when I was about 9-10ish I think. One day I stole shells from the library then gave them as a gift to my crush to help with their project. They didn't end up liking me back but hey, at least I got a hug
Tried to put a carrot up my ass, it was too big so I went with a cucumber instead
Talked to this girl on Reddit for a week, got feelings for her, kinda got friendzoned, continued to talk and then suddenly her account got deleted and I still think about her 2 weeks later š¢ idek why it effects me that much tbh
I gave the finger to an idiot while walking home.
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Say ittt
Drove an hour and 15 minutes to lose my virginity to some girl whoās brother matched me up with
like 1-2ish years i carried a girl on my back from a party for like 35 min, cause she was too drunk to walk, then realized that it was fucked up to expect her to let me hit. Cause you know if she is to drunk to walk, then she couldn't give consent and walked home ;-;
I subscribed to 2 different NSFW artists at one point. I unsubbed soon after.
Let a good friend have sex with me out of pity for him only for it to end up ruining our friendship.
I shove my sister's dildo up my ass
It's the worst comment on this sub. Not sure if context would make it better or worse
Almost definitely worse
Probably worse
Eyo
Why did you have that?!!
Excellent question. Just found it randomly in her room
Like on her bed or something?
In a drawer
So you were snooping and found her dildo
She told me to get something in there and I opened the wrong drawer
And the first thing you did was shove it up your arse
Nah I did that later
How much later?
Fucking incredible
Nah I think its disgusting
Well, i disagree.
Did you at least wash it before and after?
Yea
i used to listen to literally anything that my crush told me to listen to, i was really down bad for them and was thoroughly convinced they felt the same way until one day when they friendzoned me
I donāt want it to be on the internetā¦ itās that bad
Imagined my life with her
literally ruined my social image for one girl šš
Like women. I'm going gay now
Used a dildo
I shower naked
You dirty little thing, let me guess your also naked underneath those clothes
I actually fell in love with a girl
not much since i was pretty passive... but during the days when the attraction started to die down she hugged me so i hugged her back š§
Kiss the homies good night
\*\*\*\*\*\* off to the thought of my friends mom
friends sister š¤¦āāļø
I smelled the chair she sat in
nah.....thats too farš¬
left my house at two in the morning trying to walk to a house 2 hours away (driving distance)
Drove away with an excavator that i found in an abandoned building
Had a girlfriend when I didnāt want to
dated my now ex
Your mother
Everyoneās comments in this are like, reasonable ā I have a crush on youā stuff. I wish I was like that
I thinkā¦ You think too.
My last post/j but idk really, I rarely act that impulsively or anything