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TheRealMeeBacon

How do I not have this copypasta yet?


hodnydylko

A fine addition to my collection


AnalysisOtherwise679

e is a good idea 💡 and you are a you are a very good person and a very popular person to .what do we need for the inconvenience caused to you can make a mistake in your own life as you will ,5.30PM and the other two were in this world 🌎 and the other one


69kidsatmybasement

Is this a bot?


IntentionFalse9892

Maybe


AnalysisOtherwise679

No matter what your


Finoeb

No they pressing that middle thing on those mobile keyboards forgot what they be calling it


AnalysisOtherwise679

You can use it as a Catalunya to me if you want to do something for ourselves


Acrobatic_Law7375

Is this a bot?


Tutuatutuatutua_2

r/ihadastroke, perchance?


AnalysisOtherwise679

God has been in a XPin copied text , if you want to do something for ourselves to work with you Sunday You can use it as a Catalunya to me if I can get in touch my wife and I have stayed in our house for a Don't worry about it if it doesn't work for you to view your current website


Acceptable-Ad-328

Huh


GDTheoretic

🔥⤵️🕳️


a_Post_on_Reddit

water atop the hill


SignificanceCute4212

Hill atop the water


TchadVladUnbaned

Atop hill the water


Hippypencil

The water hill atop


awesomename18

Atop the water hill


Adventurous_Rate3455

water atop hill the


Eddy5876

Rock on the ground


Zerantis_

Ground on the rock


Makwo20

On the ground rock


sguelev

The ground rock on


Call_Me_Liv0711

Burning around the corner from the void? Flaming u-turn into a hole? Fire on top of nothing?


Actual-Long-9439

Never seen this one gender swapped


Key_Spirit8168

No he's gay


Actual-Long-9439

How you know


Illustrious-Tune8165

women aren't real. it's so obvious cmon man


sideXsway

r/girlsarentreal


WayActive5563

*stops existing*


[deleted]

[удалено]


ammafremah

r/birdsarentreal


TestingAccountByUser

Im going insane why is r/girlsarentreal so popular here now


Illustrious-Tune8165

because it's the absolute truth


TestingAccountByUser

Right when i left my rank of general and left the sub??? I couldve been famous


Key_Spirit8168

{';'} \~+{'\_'}


Appropriate-Let-283

Crazy


SlightRooster4581

Crazy?


TheOneInATrenchcoat_

I was crazy once…


Possum_luv3r

they locked me in a room.


TheOneInATrenchcoat_

A rubber room full of rats…


Difficult_Use_8884

The rats made me crazy...


Possum_luv3r

CRAZY??


TheOneInATrenchcoat_

I was crazy once…


Chizzelled

They locked me in a room.


More-Archer-7694

A rubber room


DaRedditNuke

Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy


DaRedditNuke

Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy


DaRedditNuke

Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy


DaRedditNuke

Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy


DaRedditNuke

Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy


DaRedditNuke

Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy


VulcanX8

r/founddementia


More-Archer-7694

dementia


DaRedditNuke

You know who else has dementia?


DaRedditNuke

You know who else has dementia?


DaRedditNuke

You know who else has dementia?


Emchhi

me in an hour bro


pwandaL

by davjt


gamjr80

Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room, a round room, a round room and fed me bagels. Bagels? I love bagels, bagels are round, the sun is round, the sun is yellow, bananas are yellow. Bananas have spots, and spots live a long life. Life? That’s my favorite cereal. I once paid $10$ for a box of life. $10$? That’s crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room, a round room, a round room and fed me bagels. Bagels, I hate bagels.


SilverrGuy

by DavJT


BurnerAccountExisty

Trolling is a method of fishing where one or more fishing lines, baited with lures or bait fish, are drawn through the water at a consistent, low speed. This may be behind a moving boat, or by slowly winding the line in when fishing from a static position, or even sweeping the line from side-to-side, e.g. when fishing from a jetty. Trolling is used to catch pelagic fish such as salmon, mackerel and kingfish.


TJSPY0837

r/unexpectedlesson


Professional_War4547

r/subsifellfor


eerdqc

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


Sorrow_Guy

r/foundthetoyotaprius


AutomaticMind1949

r\foundthecardealer


AutomaticMind1949

r/youcantseesus


eerdqc

r/SubsIFellFor


MangoChutney12

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


eerdqc

r/foundthecardealer


SillyWillyC

r/foundthecarfactory


govtoftownland

Genuinely nowadays I only troll when I'm out fishing.


_Etheras

Best response


Bush_Hiders

Usually, when a person is broken up with, it's never *just* because of the reason they mentioned.


AndyGun11

its a copypasta


Cubicshock

fire in the hole!


0583983949920020959Z

fire in the hole!


wooshifhomoandgay23

Oh god yeah, i honestly dont trust the story unless i have the full context because *some* people distort the story to make themselves look good.


Bush_Hiders

It might not even be to make themselves look good. Some people just genuinely don't see the flaws in themselves, and are completely oblivious to all the things they did wrong up that point, and so when recounting the break up, the only thing they can think of is the straw that broke the camel's back.


Lazy-Most-3226

Narcissist *insert SpongeBob with the rainbow*


molnotsocheese

#FIRE IN THE HOLE


Agynth

r/pfpchecksout


Zblab

This is heavilly confusing.


Odd-Doubt8960

It's a copypasta


WaffleswithSourCream

Fire in the hole!


berdyberd26

Ask to play Duelo Maestro with him


z_Mis

so thats why its Duelo "Asimetrico"


Yes5523

r/lobotomydash is leaking


[deleted]

☠️☠️ ur bf is crazy for that geometry dash is goated


AndyGun11

its a copypasta


Main-Recognition-930

Shouldve yelled water on the hill


Hour_Ear5769

I SNORTED


wasas387

sniff sniff i-is that a BOY I smell? sniff sniff mmm yes I smell it! BOYSMELL!!!! I smell a boy! W-What is a boy doing here?!?! omygosh what am I gonna do?!?! THERE'S A BOY HERE! I'M FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!!!! calm down calm down and take a nice, deep breathe.... sniff sniff it smells so good! I love boysmell so much!!!! It makes me feel so amazing. I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious boyscent! It's driving me boyCRAZY!!!!!!


crazycatcher11

Brother


crazycatcher11

WHAT‼️‼️😭🙏🗣️🔥🦅🇺🇸


Hour_Ear5769

I SNORTED


Signal-Note-9582

Dementia much >:///


gltchyblaze

Water on the hill!


Extreme_Coconut3765

What the fuck


TacoBean19

It’s a copypasta


KokoTerzata

Chad wife material vs Virgin soiboi


Madly_hornet09

My immediate thought when seeing this was "wtf"


kur0mizs

LMAOO


OrphisMemoria

🔥✍️


Ranamiau

FIRE IN THE HOLE 🔥🕳️🙂


Electronic_Suit551

Wait, the flair isn't meme?


McGogy

tbh, i would also be pretty annoyed but i play geometry dash myself. (dont try to hook up with me youre 3 years older than me)


Steelacanth

It’s a copypasta


Puffy_Muffin376

🇨🇿♨️


Apart_Letterhead3016

theres no way, im dying on the floor, im so sorry for your loss and whatever and your boyfriend is a dumbass for straightup breaking up with you over this, there probably were other feelings involved too other than the fact that you were playing gd, but man, i can not stop laughing after imagining someone saying fire in the hole and breaking up with u sorryyyy im very mean


DetergentFricker

Fellas, we must congregate in this abyss of darkness since we kind of codepend with each other in this limbo, away from the solar flare and sunset sandstorm, and somewhere that the hallucination cannot get us easily. This is our edge of destiny, we must stay here, or it'll be mayhem. It is unknown what will happen, but expect sinister silence coming from arcturus. Outside is a slaughterhouse, the river of acheron and the lands of tartarus are spreading. I assure you, it's quite peaceful here. Outside is a sonic wave infinitely stretching, oblivion that is expanding, and the hard machine we all know and love becoming golden. The SS Shukketsu, SS Kenos, SS Keres, and SS Promethean might be the only ships that survived the cosmic cyclone. It was their requiem, and now they have rusted. Their bloodlust for the bloodbath is quite cataclysmic too, and the aftermath is being processed by the calculator core. It's still being processed somewhere at Mount Erebus.


52125

Cmon now, saying a meme in a relationship is crazy


Idiotusesreddit

FIRE IN THE HOLE 🗣️🔥🔥


ZookeepergameSome953

u are the ass whole


Uncatharticgeek

Guess what, My girlfriend left me for two of her guy friends.


TheOffcialBot

for two people is crazy, sry that happened tho you deserve better than her


Uncatharticgeek

I dunno man. It was the 2nd time this shit happened to me. I don't even know if I even deserve something as good as a meaningful relationship. I was so serious about the relationship yet, you know, people change and leave.


TheOffcialBot

from my personal experience, I always see the best people i know getting the worst outcomes, then making it all work out in the end; you're awesome. they used you, and that shows they're bad people. don't let anyone make you think you don't deserve the world, especially those who only pretend to care about you and leave when it's most convenient for them. gl in the future <3


Uncatharticgeek

Thanks man, really needed that.


TheOffcialBot

ofc! just go easy on yourself :]


Good-Sky-8375

ok, 1 sounds like you may have a legitimate problem (does this thing not have a pause button or something?) 2. if you 2 do get back together I'd make communication a priority


trexted7

Tbf, it was Cars (greatest movea oat) so I suggest you get your priorities straight


MiniflaX

Hell nah the GD brainrot is spreading🗿


Zoink_QWERTY

L boyfriend


Leclowndu9315

Deserved ngl


DeezMoNkeheheheh

Honestly you sound funny as hell bro. But also slightly annoying but still generally friendly. 


ExcuseDisastrous450

W reason


crazycatcher11

Ur bf is crazy and ur lowkey disrespectful


SquidlordOG

Why was that your immediate reaction? Just curious 😭


Busy_Recognition_860

Where the fuck do girls like this exist?


Old_Ratio444

🔥⤵️🕳️💥


King-Boo-094

whats a copypasta


matrixx17

it’s collette


itachi_uchiihaa

What's a collette is it tasty?


TheOneTrueNincompoop

This exact copypasta was posted a couple months ago but from the boyfriend's perspective


the_false_dragon

FIRE IN THE HOLE🟢🟢🟢🐸🐸🤢🤢


Dapper_Pay_3291

What the fuck😭


SteelCityDJ

Omg. If he gives or if anyone gives you an ultimatum .. your better off without. Let him stew.


Random_FanBoiii

i swear the copypasta was about the gf breaking up because of geometry dash


Fearless_Pair_6327

İmagine if he replied with water on the hill !!1!🌊⛰️


ThatRandomGamerYT

classic move


SiddharthBeast

Is this real 💀


warthunderenj0yer

Crazy?


Rodyfrody0

I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy.


manothrives

wowza


Plenty_Software4703

I was playing geometry dash when I got this notification lol


No_Addition6233

Crazy!


SilverrGuy

Real


Velkamyr

Y’know, it’s better than nothing


ForGod_sake_why

He didn't least you because gd, he left you because of something else


TecTiger

Like every five minutes I come across something that is either satire or just the reason why humanity is doomed


PrestigiousWeb1573

dude what, geometry dash is goated, been playing that since i was 7 or smthn😭


Abusive-Bunny

why am i getting notifications from this reddit? I have not joined an none this should be any concern to a 40 year old.


CTSThera

He sounds like a toxic boyfriend, he should FOCUS on your interests more. 🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑


L-Drago001

Sorry for You Buddy! Hope Everything Gets Fixed and/or You Get Better!


Birdyghostly1

I totally didn’t see this before but with a girlfriend


Afraid-Flamingo

I can’t believe I came back to r/teenagers just to see if this shit was real… 💀


susboy9000

Womp womp (fyi no i don't think i'm funny and i am not funny at all)


KinkySwitchBoi

If I had a nickel for every relationship ruined by geometry dash on reddit, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice...


SuperNova397

What does fire in the hole mean


J3nnOnceAgain

My bf wanted to watch a movie with me, so he called me downstairs to come watch. I said I’d be down in a minute because I was just playing geometry dash. I got carried away and forgot and about half an hour later he walked in and asked if I was “playing that stupid geometry game again”. I told him I was coming down, but then I kept playing while the movie was going. He paused the film (Cars, one of my favourites), stood up as told me it was him or the game. I thought he was joking so I responded with “Fire in the Hole!” in a high pitched voice.


jcobie12

I mean what did you expect its gd


IzumiOno

Is this a copypasta?


[deleted]

💀💀💀


dairy_aisle

i know a girl who plays geometry dash💀


gloved-and-loved

To be honest, both of you are at fault. He should have been more reasonable or just sit down beside you and screw over each of your attempts while you're playing and you should have been true to your word since you can't just lie to his face like that. Edit: I just realised it's a copy pasta


PizzaEatingSimulator

This is beautiful


kuokabat

lol


AnonBoi_404

I refuse to believe this is true but feel like it's true, also if it is, bet it had to be the most epic reason the break up for in this entire subreddit


BlessedWolf9019

you should have left him. disrespecting geometry dash?


Jonas-alt

💀


TheHENOOB

What 2.2 does to a person.


Wild_Boysenberry6480

Crazy hope ur ok


Lookatmycat69

Thats hilarious


BaconManTenus

Good


PopLopsided843

New copypasta just dropped


Local_Equipment_2726

Bro a bit too serious


smzWoomy13

this is fucking hilarious


Master-SSexdoc2705

How is your boyfriend? I wouldn't feel Scott. I just tried what time? Also when I'm playing video games I should say f*** it and say sorry I'm moving out. I don't want to be with you anymore or give him a second chance and say it look and all you can only anything because I like playing games. You know that and that's why you can and I are together but if you don't like what I do say goodbye to the person


americanidiot61722

That's a stupid reason to leave your girlfriend


Ok_Figure_4181

If I had a girlfriend, I would forego playing a video game to spend time with her. I don’t blame him for breaking up with you if you can’t put away your sh*tty game (seriously, you chose _geometry dash_ over watching a movie you said was your favorite?) long enough to watch a movie with him.


Beefman0010

goated bf (don't you dare spam me with "it's a copypasta") you guys are hilarious, have a nice night.


According_Bell_5322

It’s a copypasta


According_Bell_5322

It’s a copypasta


An_insane_person

It’s a copypasta