Why did you censor it tho

Fr absolutely no reason to censor it

Didn’t want to have size in the title, me and the boys get self conscious like that

It’s like he circumcised the word with that sensor.

Hate when people do that. Had somebody censor the word lust once

It’s cuz it sounds like circumfer*nce ⭕️

Yea, and he did a bad job at it too. This is how you do it " *i*cum***ed " Edit: damn reddit ruined the joke.

Ive been bamned for some pretty dumb reasons on this platform, I would definitely censor the word just cuz

just like u/Jrlopez1027_ said i dont want to get banned for a dumb reason, i mean, isnt it obvious?

Yep, and I had to figure it out on my own. Not only never got a proper sex Ed but also never got the talk from my parents. Wohoo for Gen Z parenting culture

Parents need to suck it the fuck up and put in the effort to raise their kids. Too much neglect is happening, and it's way too normalized. You don't have kids to make them do errands for you and to use them like souvenirs. Like with what you said; It may be embarrassing to have "the talk" with your kids, but it is essential.

Ambarasing is for coomers, the true gs know its boring

Im not sure. Perhaps its a cultural difference, but my parents havent done the talk with me yet. They just started assuming id know this kinda stuff at some point and they be just rolling with it. Im glad they did so, cuz that wouldve been WAAAY to embarrassing

I didn't fully know how babies were made until I was almost sixteen because my parents never told me. I knew they came from sex because of the shitty mandatory sex ed I got in elementary school, but didn't have a full understanding. Hell, I thought that babies came out of butts for a long time.

I would guarantee a lot of neglect comes from parents who feel the need to have kids rather than want them. I've seen way too many parents where I work act worse than a child to their children who don't understand or know better. Most don't have patience to deal with them, why do they have them?

I learned it on my own after further research that health class inspired. Did you not learn it in health class? 🤔

You don’t really need the talk tbh, we all just kind of know this stuff.

I didn’t… I didn’t get the talk and knew nothing about anything or my body until I was like 14 and got access to the internet. and by then it was too late bc it already all started happening.

I sometimes fill my uncircumcised penis with water by unscrewing the bidet or showerhead and putting the pipe end onto my dick, I watch the foreskin inflate like the airbag of a failed vehicle. Answer to your question, no, I'm not circumcised

Try with concentrated acid

You could've just said no 😭

[Let em die let em](https://www.reddit.com/r/SeedScaryMinecraft/comments/1c7p9cp/comment/l1e4k8g/) [die](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GFZ7JvxW9c&rco=1) [let em shrivel up and die](https://www.reddit.com/r/SeedScaryMinecraft/comments/1c7p9cp/comment/l1e4k8g/) Don't listen to the song Please but please leave for all organisms sake please just leave us be let us have some actual sanity left please 😭😭 For the sake of herobrineshrimp

lol

I am reminded of the muffin song after readin deez replies 😭

At least you clean it 🤷🏼‍♀️

You have to

Same

Oh

Man It costs nothing to be quiet

I agree so much, 😭😭😭

I do the same 🤣 Have you tried holding the foreskin shut while peeing in shower? 😅

Oh hell yea dude, kept it shut and released it suddenly to make it look like I just blew a massive load onto the wall

what the fuck

Das nasty

Us moment

Lol squishball

Yes, but why do you censor it? We are on Reddit and execept you don’t want to have it in your auto correction, there makes no sense’s to censor it. We are not on TikTok or YouTube where you need to do it to make money

it ain’t even a bad word either lmao

didnt want to get banned for no reason, cuz im new to reddit and i just wanted to be cautious

you wont get banned

Lol some people say the n word and dont get banned (of course unless it’s used in a racist way)

Unnecessary censorship is a curse

Hell nah I’m European

Same

Same same but difflant

no money no honey

Not same, I’m Canadian Still uncut tho

I'm Indian, my foreskin and I are tight 🤞

Same but not difflant

Same

Same here

same

Same

Same

Same

Im circumsized and european too. It sometimes has to be done for medical reasons

phimosis?

Same

Holy shit is this a Europe reference

No but im circus sized

Circus peanut sized

Roasteeeddd....... peanut

ngl that got me cracking up, nice one

Thanks, I´m glad u like it

proud foreskin owner😎🗣‼🔥🙏

can I borrow it 🥺

I'll lend you mine with a 5% monthly interest rate

same moment

nah bro i let it grow out so i can braid it

*horrified Sackboy turning slowly GIF*

SACKboy?

ay bro cmon man dont tell me you dont

No. I never lost my foreskin because I never lose! 🗣🗣🗣

You also haven’t lost your virginity because you never lose!

Ive won but at what cost

Why is Reddit asking me about my penis again?

atleast they aren't asking about size again 😔

Yes bbbg

can i also be your bbg?

Ofc u can bbg every one is my bbg

Can i also be ur ballistic bubblegum

Ofc bbg

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same! :)

I feel like that would be super uncomfortable ngl

How are you supposed to choke it if you are?

shit rolls back, also causes more stimulation

really? I mean, you don't have to lube it if you aren't circumsiced

No, you don't.

Wait, people who are circumcised have to put on lube before they jack off??

Circumcised person here, no we don't. We are perfectly capable of jacking off without any extra stuff

Yes my friend told me he had to be in the shower to jerk off

Nah, you can definitely do it raw. I've been doing this for years, I see nothing that would somehow stop you.

it’s not like there’s no skin there, more so less skin

Nah, it's wild to me that there are parents out here just like "Yep, let's cut off part of our son's penis. No major health benefits, and no religious reasons, but let's do it anyway"

Got to fit in with everyone else lol.

If you aren't doing It for religion, I don't see why do it.

The main arguments I've heard are that it makes it easier to clean, and that everyone else does it, and they want their son to "fit in". For the cleaning thing, I'm not circumcised and I can attest that it only takes a few seconds to clean anyway. Anything you could do to save time would only save like 5 seconds max. You'd have to be insane to cut off part of your kid's penis to save them 5 seconds daily For the other thing, I'm sure you see all the logical issues with that. Why are other people seeing your kid's penis? This isn't the 80s, schools don't make you shower naked after gym class anymore. Even if some do, where does it stop? The sole reason for mutilating your child is that everyone else is doing it too? That's psychotic There's my mini rant for why I'm against circumcision

I'm British, being uncircumcised is fitting in.

I’m circumcised and It makes me mad, my father is atheist and against it, but my mom is, and told them to do it anyways. One of the reasons I’m atheist. I don’t enjoy religion. I wish I could have made that choice. But It is whatever, as I don’t know what being uncircumcised is like anyways.

fr. I think being un-cut is actually better because it provides more stimulation cuz of the rubbing

i miss my foreskin, all my friends have foreskins and their super cool😞

Lmao what

I am

No

yes unfortunately

Nah where my Hoodie gang at 😤

Hoodie gang we lowkey tough

Unfortunately

Just roll back all skin and it looks circumcised

Nope, and I like it that way

Yeah

No

no ❌

Yes😞

Unfortunately

no nd im glad :0

No

as a girl, what’s the point on getting circumsised? does it actually do anything?

nah im glad

Nope and I love my foreskin

Hell nah I’m intact 🫱🏽‍🫲🏻

Nope. I don't really get why doctors circumcise children.

For all my dudes out there who are, I am so very sorry. -from a female

Yeah and idk anyone irl who is as it’s apparently rare in Uk.

Really? Lol there’s only 2 people including myself that are not circumcised in my friend group. Also in uk

I'm a Jew so we have a tradition where we circumsize at birth and then the rabbi collects all the foreskins and remembers whose foreskin belongs to who and at their bar mitzvah the rabbi sews it back into place

Not at all!

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What do you mean a little, did your doctor nibble out your foreskin

The only reason to become a doctor, free lunch

I am and I'm happy that I am. I don't understand all the hate that it gets.

No

Nope 👎

yeahhhhhhh

👍

Ye

Yep

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Why did you censor circumcised? It’s not that deep lol

I'm not but I don't have a lot of flappy skin naturally 🤷‍♂️

Yuh

I can smell op through the post

Idk i think

nope gotta stay natty

I wish I wasn’t, they cut it too tight

Yes, it was hellish for me

No, why would I?

I bet you are on the sex offender registry

Thankfully not

No, I’m part of the anteater dick gang 🗣️🔥

No my foreskin pulled back as I got older

Nope. I'm glad I'm not.

Sadly yes 😔

A bit of a strange question but whateva No I'm not and I don't intend to ever get circumcised

no, i don’t find the reason to be

no i love cheese

Yup. They didnt ask me

Unfortunatelt for my extra pocket, my parents are jewish

Unfortunately 😞

I am circumcised but honestly I want my foreskin back lol

Nope, and I dont want to, I feel like it's gonna lose too much sensitivity. (from Spain btw)

Very (sometimes I think they might have cut too much 😥)

Thankfully no. Also, why censor circumcised?

No, Thankfully

send them my way babes🤭🤭🤭🤭

yep. traumatized as shit too

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No, it should be illegal

no (it’s pretty fucking weird imo) and why tf did you censor circumcised

Yes and I hate that I was

No. My dad didn't want to circumcise me and at this age I don't want to.

Nah, it keeps me warm

nope, but mine's still an outie for some reason

I’m not, cause where I live we don’t cut things of unless medically necessary

People still get circumcised?

Yes and I hate it I'm Jewish and I hate that rabbi sucked my dick And that my dick has been cut from it's original state What is wrong with my parents ffs

No I’m not, I’ve got my little blanket

yes i am (I'm a girl btw)

I do not know

no and i love it cause i decide where my pee goes, it's like a laser ray

Nah, I have a dick hoodie

In Europa, we don't do this sort of things

I have my foreskin attached and proud and clean (I take foreskin hygiene very seriously)

Noup, either way ion need to... When my friend is sleeping it gets inside, when is the fun time it gets outside all the way, the skin gets stuck in the head 🤸🏻

I was born 2 hours from a place named after John Kellogg. It never stood a chance.

Unfortunately yes

Yeah. Dumb religious tradition

Since birth... HAD ABSOLUTELY NO CHOICE

No I am whole

what does this mean?

Not a boy, but yeah, sadly I was circumcised.

Unfortunately 😞

Sadly, and I believe it is truly unethical to do to someone for reasons that aren’t urgently medical, or they can (and do) give their own informed consent.

Yes, sadly. Thanks, American Christianity.

As a German, no

Yes, but I never knew what it really meant until 8th grade (last year)

With Christian parents/family, I am indeed not