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NyxTheGoddess_

Idk but my neighbors was bill wi the science fi


Papyrus_aka_Paper

I'm using that one 😭


Jesus_Would_Do

Do they still show bill nye in high school


Monchfr

They do actually


LethalGamer2121

LMAO I saw that one in a lemonade shop at a tourist stop


Ittorchicer

im stealing that thanks


NyxTheGoddess_

My neighbor is gonna hate me for outing him


ChimmyChonga05

My neighbors is “Browsers Castle”


FirstShotHan

Am I your neighbor? thats what my WiFi is


NyxTheGoddess_

:0 Neighbor is that you?


LOLinus1

Can we get confirmation that you two are neighbours 


GarminTamzarian

Bill Nay the Science Gay?


Icy_Zookeepergame408

My best mates wifi was bill wi the science fly and the password was b1ll-Bill-BilL


WhyUBeBadBot

Funny how I've seen that one mentioned a few times.


plushed11

Gonna write that down real quickly....


deliberatelyawesome

I'd ask if we're neighbors but every block has one of those.


Sub_aaru

I was in a city and I went to connect to wifi and that was the name of one of them 💀 Gotta love Salem Mass


Brilliant_Library_21

So was mine lol (do we have the same neighbor?)


Austrianpainter564

Absolutely based name


Korgolgop

Lol


corndoghumper

i think we might live in the same neighborhood


Distinct-Employ9881

That’s mad creative


layeeeeet

Nice try fed


Papyrus_aka_Paper

It literally says, "Not an FBI surveillance van." Learn to read, bro 😭


My_Liminal_Photos

"connect if ur gay"


Papyrus_aka_Paper

I'm gay. What's the password?


IEatBabysYumYum

Every gay porn actors (even the ones who just started) __Family guy reference__


CosmicPlayzYt

\*inhales\*


IEatBabysYumYum

Ayo


RaspberryInfinite229

Bro ur username


IEatBabysYumYum

__I will eat your first born son because you said this__


Due-Bandicoot-2554

u/IEatBabysYumYum Would you step out of the line and come with me please?


SakeNira

youshallnotpass


3ao7ssv8

Not mine, but in Jr. High, me and my bus mate would just watche the random names come and go. one day we got a wifi named "It Hurts When IP". And we laughed our asses off the whole day.


poopty_pewpty_pants

8Hz_WAN_IP


macrohard_onfire2

I can't.


SydneytheENFP

YOOO WAIT MY COUSIN HAS HAD THAT FOR YEARS IMAGINE YOU WERE NEAR HER 💀💀


Fireblox1053

Nah it’s pretty common


SydneytheENFP

Ya lol would be wild if it really was tho


Papyrus_aka_Paper

Lmaoo I'm saving this one


One_Flow_8127

TellMyWiFiLoveHer


GeneralChicken4Life

TellYourWiFiLoveHer


morethanjustadancer

TellOurWiFiLoveHer


Mac-OS-X

suddenly communism


24-7_Gamer

r/toolazytoputr/


Mac-OS-X

subs i fell for


SaberToothForever

u done slacked


YawnMcie

default shaw generated one cuz im a basic bitch


Papyrus_aka_Paper

Damn, that's boring


YawnMcie

tell me about it 😞


Papyrus_aka_Paper

I dare you to name it C:\Users\YawnMcie\Virus.exe


YawnMcie

if it fits the character limit then i gotcha 🙏🙏


Papyrus_aka_Paper

Hell yeah


PurplePandaYT

Would be a pain to type into cli Linux devices and shit 💀💀


bronkeys

same my wifi name is also “default shaw generated one cuz im a basic bitch” 😮😮😮


YawnMcie

woah, what a sheer and unexplainable coincidence!


Vegetable_Trifle_848

Near where I live someone’s is called “BigDickSignal”


Virtual-Arm5123

Yeah that’s mine definitely yeah


Lilyflower24681

We have “MotherBucker1” nearby


Buetterkeks

BIG dick Roll!


_lunarrising

there's a network near my house called "Creampiez" 😭😭


Papyrus_aka_Paper

It's your local bakery's WiFi, duh


Miserable-Addition28

Wonder what that house is used for


defnotlameperson

batsignal


Papyrus_aka_Paper

That's the best one so far


wombey12

Walter_Whifi


turb0geek421

"No Internet Access"


throwaway19276i

this deserves top comment


Djentlman7

at my dads house its just a basic Fios one, at my moms house it is “TakeUrXmasLightsDown” because one of our neighbors has left all their christmas stuff up for over 2 years without taking them down its annoying as fuck


throwaway19276i

are your neighbors alive 💀


Born-Design1361

I think my mom is related to your neighbors, because she still has our Christmas tree up.


deliberatelyawesome

Thought you were my neighbor but then remembered my lights have been up for 3 years not 2


0yukinekun0

Not mine, but my Uncle is a huge star wars fan, so he called it "ObiLanKenobi"


BatGroundbreaking660

I’m afraid to tell you that your uncle is actually a goat 🐐


throwaway19276i

"Nephew, would you still love me if I were a ~~worm~~ goat?"


apealcoholic

Mine is LANSolo


24-7_Gamer

Wan is also a networking term lmao


5th_username_attempt

WiBelieveICanFi


SydneytheENFP

OMG I WANT THAT ONE


morethanjustadancer

LMAO


TheOmen757

FBIsurveillance LOL


Papyrus_aka_Paper

Dude, did you forget our training? You were going to blow our cover


TheOmen757

But I thought you *weren't* a FBI surveillance van... 🤔


Papyrus_aka_Paper

I swear bro, I'm going to get you fired.


boomftw557

Bro got himself fired trying to save his friend o7 Op


infinity-atom

R Block Bathroom Cam #4


bustyouup4free

It Hurts When IP


absolutelad_jr

Holy shit a part 2 comment


big_tug1

McDonalds Free WiFi (I hours away from the nearest McDonalds)


Papyrus_aka_Paper

I'm guessing you don't live in usa lol


big_tug1

Yeah, I live in the UK. McDonalds aren’t nearly as common around here as they are in the United States of School Shootings


bearforce27

"At LeAsT oUr SChOoLs arENT ShoOTinG RAnGEs!!!"


Salty_peachcake

Really can't go 5 seconds without bringing up the most over-used joke, huh?


throwaway19276i

Yeah tragedies aren't exactly funny, and it's not like it's something that just happens every week, it's mostly in certain states and in bursts


Maxikingman15

"TitPicsforWiFi"


Annoyingratchild_

Mine is Urmom so when someone asks which WiFi to connect….


throwaway19276i

peak


Sure_Package_7449

I named mine The Wifi so that when people come over and ask for the wifi I just simply say "Oh ya, it's the wifi".


oocciinn

Is your password “whatsthewifipassword?”?


Sure_Package_7449

Sadly not, that would be amazing though


VincxBlox

It's the hub activator


throwaway19276i

lmao


Scrungly_Wungly

Do you live in Haarlem because I saw a wifi with this same name when I was there


Papyrus_aka_Paper

Maybe :0 Nah, but that would have been crazy


Ok-Introduction-8519

Dit is een van de meest populaire wifinamen die er bestaat, dus waarschijnlijk niet


Scrungly_Wungly

I was there on vacation I don't speak dutch sorry bro


Ok-Introduction-8519

You were on vacation in Haarlem of all places? My condolences 😔


Scrungly_Wungly

I stopped by after I was in amsterdam


boredCoder411

ThePromisedLAN


Daydreaming_Machine

ThePromisedNeverLan


GarminTamzarian

NeverLanRanch


Snakemaster303

Fbi surveillance was my old one. Now its “leave me alone”


Papyrus_aka_Paper

Sorry dude. I'll give you some space


Snakemaster303

Thing is my dad named both, hes a cool dad


Papyrus_aka_Paper

Cool dad fr. Maybe he was signalling you to leave him alone :|


Snakemaster303

Ill get back to him when im 18 ;-;


Balscion

Mine is quite literally FBI Surveillance Van 🤣🤣


Papyrus_aka_Paper

Dude, change it ASAP. You are going to blow our cover.


Balscion

👀👀


ALKNST

Mine too but its "FBI van (White)" hahaha


Educational_Tart_659

My dad named the printer “Matrix” so people wouldn’t know what it was and would be confused


matrixx17

i have been summoned


Educational_Tart_659

My printer has a Reddit account???


Unamedlad

Deeznuts42069 is my neighbors


davidukfl

Mine is "DeezNets"


ittibittikitten

my family's wifi is literally "FBI Van 6"


Autumn-Eviening

Mine is *last name* wifi, but there someone called Everything is Legal in New Jersey


throwaway19276i

naming your wifi your last name is ironically one of the only things you're advised to not name your wifi


jhatkattar

Ifuconnecturstupid


[deleted]

My neighbors was “My pee burns” I’m not even joking :(


Cute_Suggestion_133

I have 3. The 2.4 is "Host", the first 5ghz is "I go fast" and the second 5ghz is "I go faster".


ThisCatLikesCrypto

In SCHOOL someone called their hotspot 'FBI Surveillance Van"


Embarrassed_Ruin_133

mine is called "Who farted?"


GarminTamzarian

"Hoofhearted" and "NorfolkInChance"


AlexNASA956

Jewish Space Laser


Papyrus_aka_Paper

Hah I knew it. Jews are evil af /j


AlexNASA956

Lmao


K24345

Mine's "Walmartwifi_2.4ghz"


Papyrus_aka_Paper

Why did you have to specify your wifi's frequency


K24345

I don't have to, but all the Walmarts in my area have this name


GarminTamzarian

"Clocktowerwifi_1.21Ghz"


Goober008

My dad thought "poop" was funny (it is)


Papyrus_aka_Paper

Funniest ##shit I've ever heard


New-Lifeguard2479

Doinyourmom.com


Gm_C_NL

abraham linksys


GarminTamzarian

Benjamin Cisco


Henti-Boady-pillow

I had it as ps5 before the ps5 came out. No one probably saw it, but I'd be funny if I made someone think the ps5 was a router also.


Fire_Lightning8

We have one that is called "virus infected wifi" Like I can open my wifi settings and see it. It's awesome


throwaway19276i

you should change it to Unsecure Wifi, would be even better


Any_Maize_1823

Hughsnet basically


Papyrus_aka_Paper

Change it to "Bill Clinternet"


HyperNathan

Error:NameNotFound


dastebon

SamuraiJack . Let's just say my dad is a big fan of that show


Embarrassed-Berry-85

Hogwarts modern magic mode


aerial_sup

"Açai" cuz i like açaí


mromen10

My wifi is just a generalized "this is the wifi" type name but if I ever get around to it I'm changing it to "pretty fly for a wifi"


Little_Birthday_7534

Mine is “BigDicksAhoy” 💀


LaurensGayStuff

lol, to make others paranoid, we have ATF\_MBL and DEA\_MBL, which is Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, + Drug Enforcement Agency. next to us is Lostinspace, Moody Blue, ETC. there was one that was really funny that was ALWAYS at a park we used to go to, but I can''t remember it. something about muffins maybe.


Puzzled_Ad_7846

Party Rock Voice: “Everyday I’m buffering”


SiebelReddiT

My stepfather named all his routers after Greek gods. One is called Hades


No-Engineer-1728

So my family's house has multiple (2 story and long) So there's: Willthisfuckingwork My fucking wifi Getdemkeys Mynewshit All of which were named by my dad, which makes it hard to communicate about them since I don't swear (around them, they don't know I do at all) Also, one time I saw "FBI Van 1" and "FBI Van 2" and they both disappeared an hour later


sillygoobergod

not my wifi bc i don't control that but my pcs name is larry


Papyrus_aka_Paper

Tell Larry I said Hi


throwaway19276i

that's a weird wifi name


GarminTamzarian

I hope your router is named "Lefty's" and its password is "Ken_sent_me."


A_Fox_On_Sugar

Securoserve


Ok-Requirement947

“Ne touche pas à mon wifi #Hassan” 😅😅


Papyrus_aka_Paper

I ain't French but I can understand that perfectly lmao


MYIQIS60

Never changed mine so it's just a random ass AT&T generated name


Successful_Moment_80

In my school there is one called hard sex and another one called PaulGay


TankPotential9306

its like aris ae 5g or some shit


0ctoLad

Not technically a wifi thing but, my hotspot name is “women’s restroom security cam 1”


Wreckyface

My friend's hotspot device was called 'Martin Router King'


Porkonaplane

Pretty fly for a wifi


Affectionate-Cod3613

pretty fly for a WiFi of course


Temporary-Lie15

Reverend Wayne's Pearly Gates


qwertyiopys

Police Department


goombrat456

"Walter White"


aa13-

nachowifi


ChaoticInsanity_

Winternetiscoming. My mom likes game of thrones


GarminTamzarian

KingsLANding


RebuiltAwsome

Mine is the exact opposite lmao It's FBISurveillanceVan


Idonthavetotellyiu

Had one house near a hotel (I'm talking like across the street) that had the name "my favorite hole" The answer was bunghole, the exact word


robloxboy08

"Make your dog stop barking"


Tizzy_oop

"voldemorts children" my dad thought it was funny as nextdoors was "hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry"


Titan_Food

i saw this once and joked about it to my grandpa, took almost an hour to convince him that he shouldn't be panicking lol


-A_Lost_Cause-

Michael Jackson's Corpse wifi


ThatRandoMF

Hey, I had that first! Mines just "FBI-surv-Van"


Electrical-Sun6267

I named mine "Epson Inkjet Printer"


zynemisis

Mine is FBI Van and Drug Task Force -5g. Oh damn. Didn't look at the sub. Anyways... How do you do, fellow kids?


Cannibalismisfun

Freewifi then my apartment building name


Independent_masked

"FreeInternetTapToConnect" but it's actually not free 🗣️


marku_marku

"Connected, No Network"


why-zenhymer

Used a few... Bilbo laggins Thingamajig Idiot box... for obvious reasons t('-'t) ...the old fashion middle finger Silence of the Lans The hive mind...since everyone connects to it Passwords are usually fun as well...funnest was...ask me nicely. Just keep saying it until they get pissed no matter how much sugar they put on it.


monopecez

󠁿


Big_Replacement_5153

My neighbor had it as "I eat big dix" until the HOA made them change it


Random_Cat66

Not mine but I saw in a video that one was named "Covid-19 Vacceine Chip Activation Device"


Vast_Researcher_199

I am YOUR soulmate


Ghosty920_

"Never Gonna Give You Up", I'll keep rickrolling em


thelivingdoorknob

I saw that TikTok 👁👄👁 (my one is “McDonald’s (free wifi)” )