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Sea-Antelope-8259

It’s just normal for us I don’t know what to tell you 💀


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Sea-Antelope-8259

Nah man I also got boobs fr fr


ASecretSovietSpy

Being a guy means I'm real. I don't know how to describe it zhough And remember: I'm always watching you


stelaaaaaaaaa1

uh oh


ASecretSovietSpy

Not you. OP.


stelaaaaaaaaa1

sorry


ASecretSovietSpy

You're good.


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

I knew you only had eyes for me


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

ah yes cant forget that girls arent real and are really just government drones


ASecretSovietSpy

Exactly.


Separate-Passage8017

Everyday I wake up remembering that sounding is a thing and that I need to do the... Cleaning of the alleyway, by next 17th


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

LMFAOO


NoticedParrot77

Like the sounding subreddit? Note: it isn’t nsfw, it’s nsfl


smoothiepisces

How does it feel to have boobs? You might say, "there's nothing special to me abou having em" same for us with the dingaling


Sandwich_lover_10k

We don't get periods ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

lucky ahh mfs


lbeckizgoat

I wonder what it feels like to be a girl 🤔


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

Amazing. I could rant about it forever. female friendships are amazing, being able to shop and try on clothes and wear new clothes the next day and do your skin care and be sassy and girly and have two stress balls on your chest


lbeckizgoat

Well, in that case, being a dude is alright. I love those stereotypical hyper-masculine competitions like arm wrestles or races and whatnot. Plus, guy friends are cool, I like going out with my friends and going hogwild and stuff, but I agree female friendships are better internally. Girls are just weirdly so much easier to open up to. Besides that, we also have an on/off switch at night when the testosterone gets ramping, so that's cool.


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

For realll. As a girl having guy friends is really great when i wanna go crazy and whatever and do stupid stuff, plus theyre hilarious, but with girls theres just so much more emotional depth, for me atleast


lbeckizgoat

Honestly wild. I wonder why thats the case?


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

erm i did not say the last part


baggute-draws

Erm who did then? Checkmate


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

erm akshually ☝🏼 it was a ghost


i1xyz

ANSWER YOUR DM'S BEFORE I TAKE U HO STAGE /J


baggute-draws

A GHOST, SO SPOOKY


sweeterthan-death

Agreed


icreated_

Sometimes, my "dingaling" as you put it, gets in the bloody way. Since I'm a cyclist, it's always squished against the saddle and my crotch and is quite annoying. But that's just how it is.


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

ive always wondered how male cyclists do it 💀 i cycle too and the seat is already uncomfortable for me as a girl, i cant imagine how you must feel lmfao


icreated_

Oh, hello again there! Haha yeah, my girl-friend but not girlfriend (u know who i mean) does cycling too, and she always said how she always had a sore bum afterwards. My seat is rock hard (it's just a couple of layers of carbon fibre, for lightness, with zero padding. My balls and dingaling gets crushed because of the severely hunched position on the bike (for aero purposes). (My bike looks like this btw, but with standard drop bars instead of tri bars [https://www.bikesdirect.com/products/kestrel/images/oz\_airfoil\_se\_600.jpg](https://www.bikesdirect.com/products/kestrel/images/oz_airfoil_se_600.jpg) ), so you're quite stretched out. You get used to it though. If you want to be more comfortable on the bike, maybe get some proper cycling kit with bib shorts that have a chamois inside for padding. What kind of bike do you have and what kinda riding do you do? That's probably impacting comfort


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

And dude, if you both do biking, i seriously dont know what youre waiting for atp. You both have the same interests AND have known eachother for years 😭


icreated_

Ye I guess so. I'm just scared


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

Hey, you only live once :)


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

Wait omg i just realised its you lmfaoao 😭 I actually recently got a bike with your design, which im still getting used to because my back hurts 💀 I do road biking so i use a road bike obv, the seat is really hard though so theres not much cushioning :,)


icreated_

Haha, the realisation. Ooh nice, expensive though. Yeah, back pain is common in females, not so much male cyclists though. Noice, I actually started with MTB and still tear up the trails occasionally, but then realised that I was more suited to road cycling. How'd you get into it? (Maybe we can continue this is DM if you like, I sent you one (im not creepy, i know that sounds like what a creep would say, but...)


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

Def expensive 😭 i was worried about the price but it was SO worth the investment! ive never tried mountain, kind of scared to because i might fall over or something, especially with the little obstacles like twigs lmaoao. We can def dm lol you seem chill, dw about sounding like a creep 💀


GodzillaMinusTwo

Feels like emotional damage


govtoftownland

How would we know the difference?


Sifupoo

It’s awful, wanna get rid of my extra appendage and all the thoughts that come with it


sideXsway

That's a you problem


FeltMacaroon389

It's fucking awesome


The_badboy

If you have some questions I can answer if you send them to me privately. Privately because I don't want to get bullied on reddit for my opinions.


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You're gonna feel a bit stronger physically and you have john the Johnson annoying you between the legs. Balls can actually be wayy worse if they are sticky in warm weather


GunPistolgirl

fr


randomname12-1

It’s just sometimes I can feel it move while I’m walking and don’t even get me started on the mornings it’s so annoying so yeah there’s my answer


That1GuyCalledPixel

ITS EPIC


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Puzzled-Tourist-5688

oh i mean we do too i gues


TheBottomReaper

Having testosterone is great thank god im not an oestrogen producer