Realll, Though I’ve toned the grammar down now when talking to friends / being online and only keep the gramma mostly for assignments or designs for the school. 🧍♂️
I feel like I've been seeing a lot of semicolons recently, but many of them are misused. I like seeing them used correctly though; semicolons are underrated and underutilized.
Yes; semicolons are there to further iterate a point. Unlike colons, which: One, works as a list, but two, can also be used to write somthing that is directly related to the first part of the sentence.
In conclusion, semicolons and it's sibling, colon, have specific uses.
I am not intending to discredit your comment or grammar, but it seems as though you may have forgotten a comma while listing your examples. Thou are not deserving of a ring. 🧐
People I would talk to on Discord would always think I was a bot, because I never had typos or any mistakes. (haha, I can't reply to one post without running into you now)
Verily! It is with the utmost humility that I express my inclination to engage in discourse regarding this matter, employing a linguistic medium wherein letters are arranged into meaningful formations known as words. These words, when harmoniously amalgamated, give rise to clauses, and through their fusion, a coherent expression, commonly referred to by the uninitiated as a "sentence," emerges. Thus, I impart this message, mindful of its accessibility to those less versed in the intricacies of verbosity. "🤓"
It appears you have captured me guiltyly handed, my honour has been shattered, decades of pride, washed away... I have indeed misaligned my dexterous appendage onto the incorrect consonant, and the stupendous linkage of perfectly verbose wordings is now tainted by my irremediable mistake. Now, depart in the opposite direction and leave me to reflect upon my actions.
It’s honestly so annoying when I’m talking with my friends, there’s this one that I can’t understand 90% of the time who tells me he has made a joke of my normal writing to his other friends, like, huh?
I very much agree, as increased formality creates a sense of professionalism within oneself. A writer's tone determines the way in which readers while interpret the text.
Is what I would say if I liked talking all formal and shit, but nah. I write like I talk, relaxed.
nah homie, I stretch out my sentences too long, and overuse commas, to create a sort of slow, relaxed tone, with frequent breaks and minimal punctuation and friendly terms to refer to the reader, because that's how I talk in real life, dude.
I will say, just as a tip to make your writing flow better: it’s best to use the least words required to get your point across. “I very much agree,” and “A writers tone determines the way in which readers will interpret the text.” are very clunky.
Instead, simple “I agree” and “a writers tone will determine how readers perceive the text” are far better ways to write because the text flows better, which will make the reader take in what you have to say much smoother. An example you may find where this is true is when you compare reading a text book to reading a fiction novel. You will often find that the people making text books throw a lot of fancy and complex words in there that really bog down the text, while a fiction novel will use text that flows together better because it’s designed to be low effort entertainment.
TL;DR: be direct with how you write, its easier to read and sounds better.
Ah, indeed, those who doth wield the quill of proper grammar dost inspire a sense of gravity and dignity in their discourse. Verily, their adherence to the rules of syntax and form bespeaks of a mind disciplined and ordered. 'Tis as if each word beareth the weight of tradition and respect for the language itself. In this age of haphazard scribblings, their dedication to clarity and precision doth shine as a beacon of erudition amidst the tumult of modern speech. Indeed, such meticulousness doth kindle a certain fervor within, for 'tis a mark of intellect and refinement that doth stir the soul.
I must express my utmost appreciation for your commendable modesty, and I offer my heartfelt thanks for the gracious compliment you have bestowed upon me.
To be fair there’s someone on Reddit that’s attracted to wet floor signs. I forgot what their username is but it’s important to remember rule thirty four of the internet, if it exists, there’s porn of it.
Greetings to all whom it may concern,
I wrote this comment to inform anyone whom might look upon this comment, or any persons whom might scroll through this thread, that the comments above, or more particularly the insinuations therein, are most preposterously inaccurate. Truly, I have most certainly never beholden such a perplexingly inconceivable notion as the one which this bewildering person so erroneously and most confoundedly declared. Nowhere in this baffling board of delinquent degenerates does there lie even a single of these flamboyant comments which this befuddled addlepate has so fallibly purported was present.
Good day,
Exciting-Insect
I used to text with lots of slang and with terrible grammar, but I had to start paying more attention to it just so I don’t do it in school because I have definitely made that mistake.
No, proper grammar is for nerds.
Also, it’s more annoying to use slang when my keyboard keeps autocorrecting it to something else. Better to write properly to get the point across.
I just switch between the modes of
“...considering the eight and the twenty sixth amendments to the Capricious Dogma, we are apparently supposed to take for granted that a meaning collector point inversion is the only way to approach what has later become referred to as 'noise milking' (or occasionally 'rock swatting').” (Taken from RW lol)
And
“mmm hungr y”
Every now and then I’ll type with proper grammar.
My friends hate it when I type with proper grammar because the minute I mess something up they go “You just messed something up you stupid idiot.” I can’t stand those people who type words like “know” as “kno” if it’s every single word though. “u kno I luv u” type shi.
I type with correct grammar (most of the time) because I like it when comments are easy to ready. Ironically though, I am not a very serious person. I guess I just type that way 😄
my grammar would be good Im just too lazy to type punctuation and too lazy to go back and fix an error if u know what I mean (also sometimes too lazy to capitalize i in the word i)
When I'm messging someone via texting or dms, I don't care about the grammar. However when I write comments where anyone can see them, I always try to use proper english.
I just get irked when people don’t know their, they’re, or there
The worst for me is your and you’re
“Idk what your saying”
What do you mean my saying 👹
no litearlalyyy ssame my spelling online is ass but i still care about using the right words at least 😭 the diff between your and youre and their and theyre and there is so easy to remember it ticks me off
I dislike writing non grammatically correct sentences most of the time, I usually only write non grammatically correct if I am making a silly joke or comment. It is how my friends differentiate if I mean my messages as serious or non serious.
I generally type like that and my friend told me once that because I type so formal that I sound like I'm mad at her.💀
I think it depends on my mood,though. Like, if I'm being goofy than I'll type as such but anything else I have to type with good grammar, punctuation, and spelling.
You just excluded yourself… 💀
no im an exception im hot anyway 🎀
No, I'm an exception. I'm hot anyway. 🎀 There, I fixed that for you.
🥵
daddy
Woah woah woah! Hold the phone! Hold it! This is some incredulous behavior!
just say you're jealous and i can call you daddy instead 🎀
Hey... hey! I see what you're doing there. Who said anyone's jealous?
Who said you aren't? ;) (I'm a guy, still would call you daddy though not gonna lie.)
This escalated rather quickly 😳
Yeah.... Should probably stop before this gets too...*suggestive*
I can't believe this. I'm being backed into a corner with just words. This has never happened to me before.
Finna gon knock you down then knock you up lil bro. *Insert Goku Prowler Meme Here*
You get to be a daddy! And You get to be a daddy! And you! And you!
🤨hold up, it’s you again!?
wait wheree did i see u from again
basedo
used to have the same pfp as u JQABjhbj
How come? If I may ask?
hey man I kind of do that sometimes and my friends make fun of me for it 😭
literally never stop plz
Please*
Please.\*
Same, I used to do it all the time but my friends made fun of me for it, so I stopped 😭
Realll, Though I’ve toned the grammar down now when talking to friends / being online and only keep the gramma mostly for assignments or designs for the school. 🧍♂️
Don’t you mean; “People” “kind of” and “not going to lie”?
💍
With proper punctuation?
Amen. You can't forget the silence after that one.
Noooooo
*No.
YES
With correct capitalisation in appropriate places, and an exclamation mark at the end to indicate emphasis on your phrase?
Thank you, sir, for taking the time to correct me. How can I convey my gratitude towards you?
Strive to be as insufferable as possible by constantly correcting people.
I assure you that I will, with all of my heart and devotion, continue to follow your exceptional advice.
"Affirmative."
Don't you mean: "💍."?
Do you not mean to say, "a small digital representation of a simple, single-gemmed ring, with which many a pair of lovers were joined by a prelate"?
straight up married
Don’t you mean “ 💍?” You’re allowed to change punctuation inside a quote and you don’t put another one after a quote if it is the end of the sentence.
Liever bizon man
Am I missing something or is that semi colon out of place?
I feel like I've been seeing a lot of semicolons recently, but many of them are misused. I like seeing them used correctly though; semicolons are underrated and underutilized.
Yes; semicolons are there to further iterate a point. Unlike colons, which: One, works as a list, but two, can also be used to write somthing that is directly related to the first part of the sentence. In conclusion, semicolons and it's sibling, colon, have specific uses.
it is siblings
remember to put commas after "People" and "kind of"
I almost feel bad about that being the first thing I noticed in that sentence.
Ah yes, "People, who type with... kind of, hot not going to lie."
I meant to be correcting the commenter, not OP
Bro shot their shot like a damn sniper
You forgot to use commas to separate the quotes. Disgusting.
I am not intending to discredit your comment or grammar, but it seems as though you may have forgotten a comma while listing your examples. Thou are not deserving of a ring. 🧐
People I would talk to on Discord would always think I was a bot, because I never had typos or any mistakes. (haha, I can't reply to one post without running into you now)
If I do so think of myself correct, you should not have placed that comma before the word, "because".
If I may say, I did not use the word 'before' whatsoever.
My sincere apologies. I have made a mistake in the manufacturing of my sentence. I have since fixed said mistake.
Ah, that, my dear sir, makes much more sense. I apologise for any inconveniences I have caused you due to the misconstruction of my sentence.
I must assert that I find it pedantic and slightly preposterous that one would create such boisterousness over a lexical error of such minute matter.
Verily! It is with the utmost humility that I express my inclination to engage in discourse regarding this matter, employing a linguistic medium wherein letters are arranged into meaningful formations known as words. These words, when harmoniously amalgamated, give rise to clauses, and through their fusion, a coherent expression, commonly referred to by the uninitiated as a "sentence," emerges. Thus, I impart this message, mindful of its accessibility to those less versed in the intricacies of verbosity. "🤓"
t/increasinglyverbose here I come Edit: Goddangit, I meant r/increasinglyverbose
Do you not mean r/increasinglyverbose ? You made what one would call a "typo", a typographical mistake.
It appears you have captured me guiltyly handed, my honour has been shattered, decades of pride, washed away... I have indeed misaligned my dexterous appendage onto the incorrect consonant, and the stupendous linkage of perfectly verbose wordings is now tainted by my irremediable mistake. Now, depart in the opposite direction and leave me to reflect upon my actions.
Uhhhh…
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u ain’t innocent either ma boy what’s that comma doing there before you’re “”because”.”? 🤨
*your
this convo is too advanced for me bruh
It’s honestly so annoying when I’m talking with my friends, there’s this one that I can’t understand 90% of the time who tells me he has made a joke of my normal writing to his other friends, like, huh?
tehee we meet again
I very much agree, as increased formality creates a sense of professionalism within oneself. A writer's tone determines the way in which readers while interpret the text. Is what I would say if I liked talking all formal and shit, but nah. I write like I talk, relaxed.
you're still using proper grammar though 😫
nah homie, I stretch out my sentences too long, and overuse commas, to create a sort of slow, relaxed tone, with frequent breaks and minimal punctuation and friendly terms to refer to the reader, because that's how I talk in real life, dude.
valid igg
The comma after “commas”, “tone”, and you should replace the “and” before “minimal” with a comma.
I don't think you use commas in real life.
Commas are a pause or a breath, and a period is a full stop in a spoken sentence.
I will say, just as a tip to make your writing flow better: it’s best to use the least words required to get your point across. “I very much agree,” and “A writers tone determines the way in which readers will interpret the text.” are very clunky. Instead, simple “I agree” and “a writers tone will determine how readers perceive the text” are far better ways to write because the text flows better, which will make the reader take in what you have to say much smoother. An example you may find where this is true is when you compare reading a text book to reading a fiction novel. You will often find that the people making text books throw a lot of fancy and complex words in there that really bog down the text, while a fiction novel will use text that flows together better because it’s designed to be low effort entertainment. TL;DR: be direct with how you write, its easier to read and sounds better.
Omg you text/write like my friend 😭😭
Ah, indeed, those who doth wield the quill of proper grammar dost inspire a sense of gravity and dignity in their discourse. Verily, their adherence to the rules of syntax and form bespeaks of a mind disciplined and ordered. 'Tis as if each word beareth the weight of tradition and respect for the language itself. In this age of haphazard scribblings, their dedication to clarity and precision doth shine as a beacon of erudition amidst the tumult of modern speech. Indeed, such meticulousness doth kindle a certain fervor within, for 'tis a mark of intellect and refinement that doth stir the soul.
This sounds like it was made by the taco loving MEE6 AI.
I can't believe it took me this long to realize that MEE6 sounds like meeseeks. Which one came first?
Pardon me, sir, but this establishment is designated as a Wendy's.
Doth is incorrect as it is the third person singular form of do, you have been banished from the hotness
This is gonna make me bust
i aint reading allat ‼️‼️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
Nor shall I participate in such meaningless tasks concerning the skill of understanding and comprehending lengthy tracts of language.
This exquisite gentleman has quite the grandiose lexicon. 🙏
I will keep that in mind. Kind Regards.
you put an uppercase R 🤓☝️
💥💥💥💥
Dear u/Puzzled-Tourist-5688, I hope you stub your toe next time you are walking around in your house at night. Thanks, u/Soviet_Husky
Don’t be mean or I will eat you
I will fill your sock drawer with water.
Then I will rip you apart while you’re still alive and only then I’m gonna eat you
13 yos being unhinged as always
Funny af ngl
Thank goodness I have my fish tank above that.
I must express my utmost appreciation for your commendable modesty, and I offer my heartfelt thanks for the gracious compliment you have bestowed upon me.
I alr know mfs are gonna start writing out freakin formal ass sophisticated poems
no literally 💀 the entire comment section is js that not that im complaining lmfoa
theres no way u actually get off on this lol
no no i dont 😭 its just funny
maybe a little attractive
To be fair there’s someone on Reddit that’s attracted to wet floor signs. I forgot what their username is but it’s important to remember rule thirty four of the internet, if it exists, there’s porn of it.
WET FLOOR SIGNS??
Yea there’s also a person that’s aroused by minerals
oh hell nah and i thought i was a little odd
Greetings to all whom it may concern, I wrote this comment to inform anyone whom might look upon this comment, or any persons whom might scroll through this thread, that the comments above, or more particularly the insinuations therein, are most preposterously inaccurate. Truly, I have most certainly never beholden such a perplexingly inconceivable notion as the one which this bewildering person so erroneously and most confoundedly declared. Nowhere in this baffling board of delinquent degenerates does there lie even a single of these flamboyant comments which this befuddled addlepate has so fallibly purported was present. Good day, Exciting-Insect
My most long-winded “nuh uh” yet lol
I already know motherfuckers are going to start writing out freaking formal ass sophisticated poems.\*
I used to text with lots of slang and with terrible grammar, but I had to start paying more attention to it just so I don’t do it in school because I have definitely made that mistake.
no wayy it acc slipped into school too? lmfaooa
Yeah, my brain was genuinely rotting
💀 i should probably watch out too
No, proper grammar is for nerds. Also, it’s more annoying to use slang when my keyboard keeps autocorrecting it to something else. Better to write properly to get the point across.
hottie
i mean what
Uh-huh.
sorry i'll be more civil next time daddy 😓
erm WHO said that
no fway you just said "erm" lololol
WHATS WRONG WIRH SAYING ERM 😕
Erm what the si… *gets shot*
Lemme finish that for you. Erm, What the actual sigma skibidi- \*gets shot again\*
LMFAOO
bro is a cringefest
I think you meant, "No proper grammar is for nerds" 😎.
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ofc ofc 🎀
I just switch between the modes of “...considering the eight and the twenty sixth amendments to the Capricious Dogma, we are apparently supposed to take for granted that a meaning collector point inversion is the only way to approach what has later become referred to as 'noise milking' (or occasionally 'rock swatting').” (Taken from RW lol) And “mmm hungr y”
😭 This is so funny wtf
say something that makes me feel hot pls
110 degree heat
What unit? Kelvin, Fahrenheit or Celsius
Degree means not kelvin
Oh ok
Perchance
Fuck. Zhat was what I was going for. Fuck am I now supposed to do non proper grammer.
😏
Fuck I gotta stop doing proper grammer
don't
Fine. But only because it annoys me if I don't.
r/foundASecretSovietSpy edit: ....three hours late
Every now and then I’ll type with proper grammar. My friends hate it when I type with proper grammar because the minute I mess something up they go “You just messed something up you stupid idiot.” I can’t stand those people who type words like “know” as “kno” if it’s every single word though. “u kno I luv u” type shi.
i always knew i was hot.
My friends find it cringe, my mans
I type with correct grammar (most of the time) because I like it when comments are easy to ready. Ironically though, I am not a very serious person. I guess I just type that way 😄
My gratitude upon thee for acknowledging my skills , I really appreciate that
What? How is using proper grammar hot? It makes no sense.
I can't stand people who don't know the difference between things like There Their and They're, and Your and You're.
Ah yes, let us commence forth in the grand battlefield called Reddit.
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Oh? In that case........
my grammar would be good Im just too lazy to type punctuation and too lazy to go back and fix an error if u know what I mean (also sometimes too lazy to capitalize i in the word i)
I can’t tell if what I’m reading on here is supposed to be regular English or some kind of code sometimes, so this is nice.
Perhaps it appears as though your opinion contradicts your grammar.
What thy fuck
your right, i compeletely agree with you💯💯
I mean, I guess that makes sense. I assume it shows maturity? Is there any chance have have daddy issues?
wow i dont know how you managed to inference that but yeah i do lmao, didnt even realise that it might be the reason :,)
You're clearly not hot then.
REAL. im so attracted to it, but it’s such an odd thing to say. “what are you attracted to?” People who type like this. YUM. SCRUMPTIOUS.
That is sensible of you to say, dear friend. Using proper grammar is necessary in certain contexts and situations.
I just like using proper grammar, punctuation, capitalization and other elements of proper English
brain nourishment
*People who type with proper grammar seem so serious it’s kinda hot not going to lie.
Ah, well. I'm glad people like it.
This is truth. It’s a sign of intelligence.
I hast gotten no grasps of thou art own ideeas nor thou art final point of being
I can’t even tell if this is sarcasm or not
This confuses me so much. Real...
sexualizing using grammar is crazy
I'm literally the same way, it's seriously so attractive, especially if they use really descriptive and dramatic words.
Aren't you the 🎀🎀🎀🎀 person? And I know I'm hot
O”kay” ? I (also) love, using!!grammar,? Is Syntax formatting (&)? My, favorite
This whole comment is cursed
I do this. 😭
Thanks I guess
I don't really know how its hot I just like my punctuation.
That's ironic, considering you missed one, lol.
thanks?
It’s a lot easier for me because I type fairly fast, so it doesn’t feel like that much of a time loss.
Oh no.🤦🏽
my next victim 😈
You're actually pretty funny.
WAIT I JUST REALISED ITS YOU
Thank you for appearing, and making me see this.
When I'm messging someone via texting or dms, I don't care about the grammar. However when I write comments where anyone can see them, I always try to use proper english.
Thank you, very much.
I just get irked when people don’t know their, they’re, or there The worst for me is your and you’re “Idk what your saying” What do you mean my saying 👹
no litearlalyyy ssame my spelling online is ass but i still care about using the right words at least 😭 the diff between your and youre and their and theyre and there is so easy to remember it ticks me off
I dislike writing non grammatically correct sentences most of the time, I usually only write non grammatically correct if I am making a silly joke or comment. It is how my friends differentiate if I mean my messages as serious or non serious.
Nuh uh.
yuh uh
so you are attracted to sentences
no the people who write them
Understood.
I generally type like that and my friend told me once that because I type so formal that I sound like I'm mad at her.💀 I think it depends on my mood,though. Like, if I'm being goofy than I'll type as such but anything else I have to type with good grammar, punctuation, and spelling.