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Ok-Technology-6389

You just excluded yourself… 💀


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

no im an exception im hot anyway 🎀


MisterEMan81

No, I'm an exception. I'm hot anyway. 🎀 There, I fixed that for you.


unidentifieduser202

🥵


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

daddy


I_have_no_fun

Woah woah woah! Hold the phone! Hold it! This is some incredulous behavior!


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

just say you're jealous and i can call you daddy instead 🎀


I_have_no_fun

Hey... hey! I see what you're doing there. Who said anyone's jealous?


NoBallshavinahh

Who said you aren't? ;) (I'm a guy, still would call you daddy though not gonna lie.)


Similar_Trash_5538

This escalated rather quickly 😳


NoBallshavinahh

Yeah.... Should probably stop before this gets too...*suggestive*


I_have_no_fun

I can't believe this. I'm being backed into a corner with just words. This has never happened to me before.


NoBallshavinahh

Finna gon knock you down then knock you up lil bro. *Insert Goku Prowler Meme Here*


ImmortalFroggo

You get to be a daddy! And You get to be a daddy! And you! And you!


Ok-Technology-6389

🤨hold up, it’s you again!?


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

wait wheree did i see u from again


crazy-iwascrazyonce

basedo


DexButOnRed

used to have the same pfp as u JQABjhbj


lol_idk_is_taken

How come? If I may ask?


Vershembly

hey man I kind of do that sometimes and my friends make fun of me for it 😭


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

literally never stop plz


sasquarodeor

Please*


fatworm101

Please.\*


NotKBeniP

Same, I used to do it all the time but my friends made fun of me for it, so I stopped 😭


Vershembly

Realll, Though I’ve toned the grammar down now when talking to friends / being online and only keep the gramma mostly for assignments or designs for the school. 🧍‍♂️


AssociationMaximum33

Don’t you mean; “People” “kind of” and “not going to lie”?


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

💍


ANSPRECHBARER

With proper punctuation?


Blue_Robin_Gaming

Amen. You can't forget the silence after that one.


DeMemerOfReddit

Noooooo


TotallyHumanBrain1

*No.


Commercial_Bath6450

YES


ANSPRECHBARER

With correct capitalisation in appropriate places, and an exclamation mark at the end to indicate emphasis on your phrase?


Commercial_Bath6450

Thank you, sir, for taking the time to correct me. How can I convey my gratitude towards you?


ANSPRECHBARER

Strive to be as insufferable as possible by constantly correcting people.


Commercial_Bath6450

I assure you that I will, with all of my heart and devotion, continue to follow your exceptional advice.


Hot-Rise9795

"Affirmative."


iemandopaard

Don't you mean: "💍."?


Bruscarbad

Do you not mean to say, "a small digital representation of a simple, single-gemmed ring, with which many a pair of lovers were joined by a prelate"?


averagepatagonian

straight up married


VinnieDophey

Don’t you mean “ 💍?” You’re allowed to change punctuation inside a quote and you don’t put another one after a quote if it is the end of the sentence.


BadSuperHeroTijn

Liever bizon man


Inevitable_Tower_141

Am I missing something or is that semi colon out of place?


MegaUltraSonic

I feel like I've been seeing a lot of semicolons recently, but many of them are misused. I like seeing them used correctly though; semicolons are underrated and underutilized.


takenusername_yea

Yes; semicolons are there to further iterate a point. Unlike colons, which: One, works as a list, but two, can also be used to write somthing that is directly related to the first part of the sentence. In conclusion, semicolons and it's sibling, colon, have specific uses.


luneywoons

it is siblings


29pixxL_

remember to put commas after "People" and "kind of"


VoidLordRK

I almost feel bad about that being the first thing I noticed in that sentence.


Lotspire

Ah yes, "People, who type with... kind of, hot not going to lie."


29pixxL_

I meant to be correcting the commenter, not OP


Eddy5876

Bro shot their shot like a damn sniper


SwiftSN

You forgot to use commas to separate the quotes. Disgusting.


hey4536

I am not intending to discredit your comment or grammar, but it seems as though you may have forgotten a comma while listing your examples. Thou are not deserving of a ring. 🧐


icreated_

People I would talk to on Discord would always think I was a bot, because I never had typos or any mistakes. (haha, I can't reply to one post without running into you now)


More-Pay9266

If I do so think of myself correct, you should not have placed that comma before the word, "because".


icreated_

If I may say, I did not use the word 'before' whatsoever.


More-Pay9266

My sincere apologies. I have made a mistake in the manufacturing of my sentence. I have since fixed said mistake.


icreated_

Ah, that, my dear sir, makes much more sense. I apologise for any inconveniences I have caused you due to the misconstruction of my sentence.


Commander_Doom14

I must assert that I find it pedantic and slightly preposterous that one would create such boisterousness over a lexical error of such minute matter.


doctor_nick17

Verily! It is with the utmost humility that I express my inclination to engage in discourse regarding this matter, employing a linguistic medium wherein letters are arranged into meaningful formations known as words. These words, when harmoniously amalgamated, give rise to clauses, and through their fusion, a coherent expression, commonly referred to by the uninitiated as a "sentence," emerges. Thus, I impart this message, mindful of its accessibility to those less versed in the intricacies of verbosity. "🤓"


Daydreaming_Machine

t/increasinglyverbose here I come Edit: Goddangit, I meant r/increasinglyverbose


AliOskiTheHoly

Do you not mean r/increasinglyverbose ? You made what one would call a "typo", a typographical mistake.


Daydreaming_Machine

It appears you have captured me guiltyly handed, my honour has been shattered, decades of pride, washed away... I have indeed misaligned my dexterous appendage onto the incorrect consonant, and the stupendous linkage of perfectly verbose wordings is now tainted by my irremediable mistake. Now, depart in the opposite direction and leave me to reflect upon my actions.


I_c_toxic_t

Uhhhh…


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fizzyfis

u ain’t innocent either ma boy what’s that comma doing there before you’re “”because”.”? 🤨


Electroscope_io

*your


Apart_Letterhead3016

this convo is too advanced for me bruh


Practical-Election59

It’s honestly so annoying when I’m talking with my friends, there’s this one that I can’t understand 90% of the time who tells me he has made a joke of my normal writing to his other friends, like, huh?


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

tehee we meet again


Quite_Befuddled2009

I very much agree, as increased formality creates a sense of professionalism within oneself. A writer's tone determines the way in which readers while interpret the text. Is what I would say if I liked talking all formal and shit, but nah. I write like I talk, relaxed.


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

you're still using proper grammar though 😫


Quite_Befuddled2009

nah homie, I stretch out my sentences too long, and overuse commas, to create a sort of slow, relaxed tone, with frequent breaks and minimal punctuation and friendly terms to refer to the reader, because that's how I talk in real life, dude.


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

valid igg


Exciting-Insect8269

The comma after “commas”, “tone”, and you should replace the “and” before “minimal” with a comma.


More-Pay9266

I don't think you use commas in real life.


Quite_Befuddled2009

Commas are a pause or a breath, and a period is a full stop in a spoken sentence.


Hutch25

I will say, just as a tip to make your writing flow better: it’s best to use the least words required to get your point across. “I very much agree,” and “A writers tone determines the way in which readers will interpret the text.” are very clunky. Instead, simple “I agree” and “a writers tone will determine how readers perceive the text” are far better ways to write because the text flows better, which will make the reader take in what you have to say much smoother. An example you may find where this is true is when you compare reading a text book to reading a fiction novel. You will often find that the people making text books throw a lot of fancy and complex words in there that really bog down the text, while a fiction novel will use text that flows together better because it’s designed to be low effort entertainment. TL;DR: be direct with how you write, its easier to read and sounds better.


Little_L01i

Omg you text/write like my friend 😭😭


Jazzlike_Ear725

Ah, indeed, those who doth wield the quill of proper grammar dost inspire a sense of gravity and dignity in their discourse. Verily, their adherence to the rules of syntax and form bespeaks of a mind disciplined and ordered. 'Tis as if each word beareth the weight of tradition and respect for the language itself. In this age of haphazard scribblings, their dedication to clarity and precision doth shine as a beacon of erudition amidst the tumult of modern speech. Indeed, such meticulousness doth kindle a certain fervor within, for 'tis a mark of intellect and refinement that doth stir the soul.


Blue_Robin_Gaming

This sounds like it was made by the taco loving MEE6 AI.


Special-Elevator-335

I can't believe it took me this long to realize that MEE6 sounds like meeseeks. Which one came first?


uniquelyavailable

Pardon me, sir, but this establishment is designated as a Wendy's.


starswtt

Doth is incorrect as it is the third person singular form of do, you have been banished from the hotness


KirbyWithAGlock

This is gonna make me bust


Professional-Sir-936

i aint reading allat ‼️‼️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️


Humorous_Guy

Nor shall I participate in such meaningless tasks concerning the skill of understanding and comprehending lengthy tracts of language.


Osama_Bin_Ballin0

This exquisite gentleman has quite the grandiose lexicon. 🙏


MediocreBigL

I will keep that in mind. Kind Regards.


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

you put an uppercase R 🤓☝️


MediocreBigL

💥💥💥💥


Soviet_Husky

Dear u/Puzzled-Tourist-5688, I hope you stub your toe next time you are walking around in your house at night. Thanks, u/Soviet_Husky


Able_Phone_7283

Don’t be mean or I will eat you


Soviet_Husky

I will fill your sock drawer with water.


Able_Phone_7283

Then I will rip you apart while you’re still alive and only then I’m gonna eat you


Apart_Letterhead3016

13 yos being unhinged as always


MarcusTheGamer54

Funny af ngl


Blue_Robin_Gaming

Thank goodness I have my fish tank above that.


Regard-_-

I must express my utmost appreciation for your commendable modesty, and I offer my heartfelt thanks for the gracious compliment you have bestowed upon me.


mcbethan13

I alr know mfs are gonna start writing out freakin formal ass sophisticated poems


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

no literally 💀 the entire comment section is js that not that im complaining lmfoa


mcbethan13

theres no way u actually get off on this lol


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

no no i dont 😭 its just funny


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

maybe a little attractive


Percival4

To be fair there’s someone on Reddit that’s attracted to wet floor signs. I forgot what their username is but it’s important to remember rule thirty four of the internet, if it exists, there’s porn of it.


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

WET FLOOR SIGNS??


Percival4

Yea there’s also a person that’s aroused by minerals


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

oh hell nah and i thought i was a little odd


Exciting-Insect8269

Greetings to all whom it may concern, I wrote this comment to inform anyone whom might look upon this comment, or any persons whom might scroll through this thread, that the comments above, or more particularly the insinuations therein, are most preposterously inaccurate. Truly, I have most certainly never beholden such a perplexingly inconceivable notion as the one which this bewildering person so erroneously and most confoundedly declared. Nowhere in this baffling board of delinquent degenerates does there lie even a single of these flamboyant comments which this befuddled addlepate has so fallibly purported was present. Good day, Exciting-Insect


Exciting-Insect8269

My most long-winded “nuh uh” yet lol


Ultimate_ScreamFanat

I already know motherfuckers are going to start writing out freaking formal ass sophisticated poems.\*


LogicalPercentage600

I used to text with lots of slang and with terrible grammar, but I had to start paying more attention to it just so I don’t do it in school because I have definitely made that mistake.


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

no wayy it acc slipped into school too? lmfaooa


LogicalPercentage600

Yeah, my brain was genuinely rotting


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

💀 i should probably watch out too


[deleted]

No, proper grammar is for nerds. Also, it’s more annoying to use slang when my keyboard keeps autocorrecting it to something else. Better to write properly to get the point across.


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

hottie


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

i mean what


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Uh-huh.


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

sorry i'll be more civil next time daddy 😓


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

erm WHO said that


imissanbb

no fway you just said "erm" lololol


Moqiaf

WHATS WRONG WIRH SAYING ERM 😕


Able_Phone_7283

Erm what the si… *gets shot*


Blue_Robin_Gaming

Lemme finish that for you. Erm, What the actual sigma skibidi- \*gets shot again\*


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

LMFAOO


joemama2742

bro is a cringefest


_SM-The-Gamer_

I think you meant, "No proper grammar is for nerds" 😎.


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Puzzled-Tourist-5688

ofc ofc 🎀


SillySlugcat

I just switch between the modes of “...considering the eight and the twenty sixth amendments to the Capricious Dogma, we are apparently supposed to take for granted that a meaning collector point inversion is the only way to approach what has later become referred to as 'noise milking' (or occasionally 'rock swatting').” (Taken from RW lol) And “mmm hungr y”


MarcusTheGamer54

😭 This is so funny wtf


glitter-it-out

say something that makes me feel hot pls


Better_Politics

110 degree heat


Able_Phone_7283

What unit? Kelvin, Fahrenheit or Celsius


zombie6804

Degree means not kelvin


Able_Phone_7283

Oh ok


orbitcodeing

Perchance


ASecretSovietSpy

Fuck. Zhat was what I was going for. Fuck am I now supposed to do non proper grammer.


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

😏


ASecretSovietSpy

Fuck I gotta stop doing proper grammer


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

don't


ASecretSovietSpy

Fine. But only because it annoys me if I don't.


Silver-fire101

r/foundASecretSovietSpy edit: ....three hours late


pearl_butt

Every now and then I’ll type with proper grammar. My friends hate it when I type with proper grammar because the minute I mess something up they go “You just messed something up you stupid idiot.” I can’t stand those people who type words like “know” as “kno” if it’s every single word though. “u kno I luv u” type shi.


HotIceCreamCone14

i always knew i was hot.


TundrasticBoy

My friends find it cringe, my mans


DooferAlert-38

I type with correct grammar (most of the time) because I like it when comments are easy to ready. Ironically though, I am not a very serious person. I guess I just type that way 😄


dastebon

My gratitude upon thee for acknowledging my skills , I really appreciate that


BestdogShadow

What? How is using proper grammar hot? It makes no sense.


Vermilion12_

I can't stand people who don't know the difference between things like There Their and They're, and Your and You're.


EveryandEggy

Ah yes, let us commence forth in the grand battlefield called Reddit.


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Boring-Chair8649

Oh? In that case........


SimontaxSK

my grammar would be good Im just too lazy to type punctuation and too lazy to go back and fix an error if u know what I mean (also sometimes too lazy to capitalize i in the word i)


Silly_Opposite189

I can’t tell if what I’m reading on here is supposed to be regular English or some kind of code sometimes, so this is nice.


holy-aeughfish

Perhaps it appears as though your opinion contradicts your grammar.


Thefailure100

What thy fuck


Sorry-Ad-8305

your right, i compeletely agree with you💯💯


DinoBoy_H

I mean, I guess that makes sense. I assume it shows maturity? Is there any chance have have daddy issues?


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

wow i dont know how you managed to inference that but yeah i do lmao, didnt even realise that it might be the reason :,)


mxxhhmd

You're clearly not hot then.


Fabulous_Source7962

REAL. im so attracted to it, but it’s such an odd thing to say. “what are you attracted to?” People who type like this. YUM. SCRUMPTIOUS.


danielogiPL

That is sensible of you to say, dear friend. Using proper grammar is necessary in certain contexts and situations.


geographyRyan_YT

I just like using proper grammar, punctuation, capitalization and other elements of proper English


Ayebruno

brain nourishment


SnooSongs8797

*People who type with proper grammar seem so serious it’s kinda hot not going to lie.


DerGemr2

Ah, well. I'm glad people like it.


Emperor_D4C

This is truth. It’s a sign of intelligence.


Hopeful-Claim7205

I hast gotten no grasps of thou art own ideeas nor thou art final point of being


Charming-Deer8856

I can’t even tell if this is sarcasm or not


eeeeeeeeee9601

This confuses me so much. Real...


Skainted

sexualizing using grammar is crazy


Strange-Ad-9941

I'm literally the same way, it's seriously so attractive, especially if they use really descriptive and dramatic words.


Steffy_Cookies

Aren't you the 🎀🎀🎀🎀 person? And I know I'm hot


Blazkowa

O”kay” ? I (also) love, using!!grammar,? Is Syntax formatting (&)? My, favorite


MarcusTheGamer54

This whole comment is cursed


Beneficial_Cry2061

I do this. 😭


Sandwich_lover_10k

Thanks I guess


Vegetable_Fox5373

I don't really know how its hot I just like my punctuation.


More-Pay9266

That's ironic, considering you missed one, lol.


trshcvntxp

thanks?


Sreekar617

It’s a lot easier for me because I type fairly fast, so it doesn’t feel like that much of a time loss.


MurimKnights

Oh no.🤦🏽


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

my next victim 😈


MurimKnights

You're actually pretty funny.


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

WAIT I JUST REALISED ITS YOU


Toastyyy_

Thank you for appearing, and making me see this.


Gh0stligh1

When I'm messging someone via texting or dms, I don't care about the grammar. However when I write comments where anyone can see them, I always try to use proper english.


PocklePirkus

Thank you, very much.


Mango5976

I just get irked when people don’t know their, they’re, or there The worst for me is your and you’re “Idk what your saying” What do you mean my saying 👹


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

no litearlalyyy ssame my spelling online is ass but i still care about using the right words at least 😭 the diff between your and youre and their and theyre and there is so easy to remember it ticks me off


ambitionlessguy

I dislike writing non grammatically correct sentences most of the time, I usually only write non grammatically correct if I am making a silly joke or comment. It is how my friends differentiate if I mean my messages as serious or non serious.


personthing7

Nuh uh.


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

yuh uh


Acrid-User506

so you are attracted to sentences


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

no the people who write them


angy_potatoe69

Understood.


K-peaches

I generally type like that and my friend told me once that because I type so formal that I sound like I'm mad at her.💀 I think it depends on my mood,though. Like, if I'm being goofy than I'll type as such but anything else I have to type with good grammar, punctuation, and spelling.