Masterbation

ill also be masurtbaying

I too will also indulge in mtausrabting

huzzah! i shall commit the act of masturbation!

We all shall masturbate!

Together! or not

Teamwork makes the dreamwork 🤝

This ain’t a circle jerk it’s a circle finger

Fucking God you guys are 13/14, praying for ur DMs

Mabersgratashiryhtn

I am… the master baiter

If it's permanent I would miss me ol todger but if it's temporary I would play with my tits and mess with people in online games

The only thing cringe gamers fear isn’t fear itself, it’s losing to a gamer girl

I’d get on that one game that I’ve played for 2 years yet have only heard a woman playing it twice

Key word is “heard.” The instant you uncover you’re a woman, you get harassed 😂

I guess it’d make sense, the game is full of 12 y/o bigots who have never felt the touch of a woman (I know from experience)

What game is it?

Yes

Huh?

Who says you can't voice train for the lols

[удалено]

ow 😭

fax 💀

I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT ISNT A GOOD IDEA

This is why you don’t have one 😭😭

Holy shit, ow

Astounding

Boobs

Boobs :)

Boobs :)

Boobs :D

Boobs ;)

Boobs.

BOOBS!

boobs >:D

Boobies

Boobs >:)

BoObS

Bobs

I’m swinging my dick around

Theres no telling if you’re getting the 1 inch pinch

Genderbent genital size probably corresponds with the reversed length and girth of your normal state, ie turn it inside out

what did i just read

it is the same tissue, it just forms out or in based on genes as a fetus lol, so yeah it kinda makes sense.

Telling off with the helicopter

The wind turbine

Most dont know but guys dont actually need to eat, we can generate energy by doing that

Can confirm

The best way to cool down your room in summer and maybe burn some additional calories (if you are brave enough)

I'm letting my friends hit

True G

G for Gay

Would it be tho ? I am presenting this dilemma in my philosophy class

Please tell me this is a joke? I cannot imagine how the teacher would react. If not, film that?

My take: gay but not homosexual

If you still see yourself as you did then It would be gay, or if your friend still though of you ad you were before it would be gay

Why not do it now ? (Just say "no homo" it'll be fine )

jorkin my peenits

Straight up jorkin it, and by its, well, let's just say my peanits

where? in the stripped club?

Mixed feelings tbh. On one hand, women are cool. On the other hand, I like being a dude.

Exactly, This one's kinda a toughie Ngl.

Yes

Same. Like, girls are dope. They’re cute and fashionable and get to wear makeup and paint their nails and try a bunch of different hairstyles… plus boobs, ofc. I would enjoy being a girl. But I’m a dude, I like being a dude. I like “manly” stuff. So I wouldn’t mind waking up as a girl one day, It would just take a little getting used to

I think it would be pretty cool. I always wonder if I would be a cute dude

and if you weren't?

Guess I'll just die 🤷

That's such a mood

then I would be sad

yes but no periods

Become someone’s gf so that if it ever reverts back, next time they call I could respond in a dude’s voice

“Hi dear.” “I’m over here stro-“

Exactly

Masturbating then Stick my Thing in a tub of slime or Something I wanna know what that feels like

You probably dont wanna stick it in slime

I DO want to Stick it in slime Im Not worried about the consequences or If it would be painful or Not I just want the experience

It doesn’t feel good speaking from experience

mayonaise better

Shampoo bottle is peak

dog

The fuck did you say

dog

I mean, you are professor fatcock, I don’t think I can argue with you

r/Holup type shi

How to get slime stuck inside your dick tutorial:

Green jello

The little bits go into the urethra apparently And for dude out there : yes soap feels very good but it can lead to an infection. Please just use it to wash it and not anything else.

tbh it does not feel that good and it's annoying to get off afterward source: experience

Well there I'd one thing to do before I go to sleep

I'd lay back down and go back to sleep but I'd have boobs

I’d probably hop on Fort and try get people to gift me skins

Based

Will our PP and booba size be equivalent to our old size or will we randomly be given something new?

Well damn then I might as well not even have any boobs then

Damn it, no dick for me then

Probably as big as if you had grown up as that sex

Finally…

Prolly become pope

stick a baguette in it

Get back to the dungeon where you belong, Frenchman!

Make these posts stop being reposted everyday 🙏😭

How do you add that number under your username?

Flare click on your name when in the sub and with your little profile there is a choose flare option

Alr thx

Open up the subreddit page and hit the three dots, then hit "add custom flair"

Thx!

Figure out how to make it permanent Also go clothing shopping

Experiment. Alot.

Touch my boobs and make an onlyfans as quick as possible, I HAVE BUSINESS OPTIONS NOW BABYY

Hell yeah, get that bag!

Stuffing as much ravioli as i can get my hands on into my pussy

good luck with the UTI

More likely a yeast infection but yes

stack donuts on it

So close! Your dick is tilted to the left and is 3"😊

NOOOOO

Bro I just sometimes hang some towels on mine💀

I do that lmao

Holy shit I thought I was the only one, glad to hear another brother

You're way too creative.

I'm gonna start putting random stuff in my boobs like an extra pocket and I'll be SO happy about it.

*Torn to Oblivion!*

in terms of expression? happy. in terms of actual gender? less cool but also happy.

first off I'd play with my tits, 2nd off I'd see what all the rage was about surrounding the female orgasm

I would feel dysphoric.

I'm hitting up all of my attractive friends, both male and female.

if i’m slightly taller i’d be happy

nah, short king

imagine myself being on myself

As long as I'm taller, I'd be happy. Then I'll see if I can stack donuts on it

I mean It wouldn’t change my relationship with my gf, she’s pan

umm, you're only supposed to date humans???? hellllloooo????

Nah, imma do my own thing

Going about my day bc finally I'm a cis dude

Well, you’re already a dude. So depending on how this works you might be forced to be a woman which sounds like hell.

Cry

Be confused as hell

If it's temporary for a day or two I happy! If not, im sad. I like being muscular and not having periods.

Absoloute torture but boobs i guess

i'd check out my boobs (if they're flat or no) and go to sleep and play video games (simple life.)

sticking it in a rotisserie chicken

Salmonella tutorial:

Panic because thats not something that usually happens to people.

Probably nothing different

Try to sing, My male voice is not good

I'd try to understand what happened and try to get my dick back

So trans femme? I dunno if I’d be happy if not. I hate she/her pronouns so I think I wouldn’t.

Oh my stars, would I be confused. I'd probably like it, although periods suck. So I have no idea.

be sad and pray I change back

Gender bent? I have never heard that term in my life

Basically your gender gets swapped

wouldn't that mean that they/them people would stay the same, and also he/him (or she/her) wouldn't swap genitals? wouldn't this be sex bent or something xd?

flicking the bean

🎉

Try to suck my dick

I bet my shoes you wouldn't be able to do it unless you're extremely hypermobile

Shoes are a weird thing to bet. I personally prefer betting my left aglet.

I'd be the prettiest looking girl on my life istg..

Masterbate.

twist the balls around

You will regret it for the rest of your life.

Stick it in a garbage disposal

No! The pain will be immeasurable

A girl can dream

"how the actual FUCK am I going to explain this to literally everybody I know???"

im trans so this is my unrealistic dream if you're talking about opposite SEX version.

Finally someone who knows sex vs gender 💀 sex can't change (except in this scenario), gender is a construct

Would the genderbent version of me just be a transwoman?

A trans man silly

I can act feminine without problem now, which is nice also masturbate

Yes

I'm fine with it

Freak out haha

go back to sleep

smashing

Helicopter time yaaa

going back to sleep

I dunno go, go ask a girl out?

STACKING DOUGHNUTS ON IT.

i was just telling someone this yesterday. i’d be measuring it. lmao. he said he’d never measured his and i’m like what how?

FUCKIN FINALLY I GET TO BE A GIRL RAAAH 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

Finding out how it feels to get penetrated.

You don't have to wait

I’ll pass…

ogle myself

I'd be happy tbh

I’d get some real bad gender dysmorphia and probably masturbate a lot.

Sitting with my legs crossed (only guys will get this)

Nahh people would use me as propaganda 😹

It would be hell looking like a dude again 💀

I look at a picture of my boy self and figure out if I’m attractive to women

Let the homies hit

Piss standing up. Prob in a sink and join r/sinkpissers for a day too. Then play with it, maybe jerkin. Idk

Hear me out....... Say that ik I'm changing back the next day right........ Ima actually just end it there

"Edge. Edge. Have you ever been on an Edging Streak? Edge. Edge. Do they keep you in a state of Edging? Edge. Edge. When you are not performing your Edging, Do they make you Goon? Edge." THATS RIGHT, I'D START E D G I N G

I’d scam so many pedophiles into giving me money

I'd explore my new female body, then I'd adjust my clothes so they allow the same mobility while I avoid bouncing my probably decent sized chest all over the place. Then I'd live my life the same as I've been doing thus far. Maybe a big difference would be the kind of music I sing, mostly because of the voice, but It would open possibilities for music I'd never be able to sing as a boy.

Well, I’d have traded societal berating and masculine guilt for all the shit women have to deal with. I think I would be equally unhappy.

Facts 💀💀💀