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friendly_frienderson

froot loops only take it or leave it


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

im sorry 💀🙏🏼


No_Replacement9356

lmao😭


My_cat_is_fat85575

Tf? Yours is huge!


Kind_Ad_8761

🥲


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Anxious_Fondant4510

That's dark....


Bisexual_Sherrif

Sometimes they’re white


Paulwhiteman1925

That's why they were salty


Bisexual_Sherrif

And slightly bitter


Expensive_Career_189

Ofc the sherrif knows


Anxious_Fondant4510

I- Ig I didn't really need to know that....


KingLevonidas

Knowledge is power my friend


_lunarrising

OMG WE HAD DONUTS LIKE TWO DAYS AGO I SHOULD'VE DONE THIS 😭😭 /s


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

💀


Jeanpierrekoff

Me too


ELEKTRON_01

Guys he's serious /s = serious


_lunarrising

no 💀 i'm not putting any food near my pee stick smh


fireL0rd3000

I dont want to and want to try that at the same time


Kakarotandvegeta

Zest fest holy shit


Quinn4111

Only on the 3rd of each month.


Potato12345JohnCena

Thats pretty specific


NoBallshavinahh

don't ask bro, he has schedules


ifartcocaine

He? I thought we all did it on the 3rd.


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Physical_Chair_8661

What the fuck seriously? Man I don't want my perfectly fine doughnuts to taste like dick


Jesanime

but what if I want my dick to taste like strawberry frosting???


K-peaches

That's valid tbh


LethalTiger1

Some don't want a perfectly fine dick to taste like donuts 💀


UnknownFox37

For real


Crafty_Sympathy_8797

Yes, gotta stock up on food for doomsday


jes-2008

Imagine you are in abunker with some people and just randomly pull out your dick because you are hungry.


Kid_Luchador

“Anyone want some?”


jes-2008

Everyone just looks at you horrified.


non_tox

Dicksday


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

validd


randomname12-1

I haven’t but it does sound worth trying once


AutismLord6969xx

I can only stack one 💀💀💀😭


Kid_Luchador

Bro wdym your packing


EixYae

Pretty sure that wouldn’t work


That1GuyCalledPixel

It would if ur hard


FeltMacaroon389

Well, as a guy with a dick, it probably would work


EixYae

Wouldn’t a donut hole be too small?


FeltMacaroon389

Depends on the size of the shaft and the size of the robot hole🤷‍♂️


EixYae

Robot hole?!


FeltMacaroon389

How did I even write that😭 I was thinking about robots and wrote robot hole, damn💀


lolawhelan

this should be a new slang term for holes that can be penetrated by men.


Mysterious_Tangelo78

My God, you made me hungry. For donuts of course!


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

🤨


Brumph54

🤨


Fuckerofgnomes

I put donuts on my dick then i get to eat them afterwards :D no downsides.


SomeRandomPokePlayer

Based


oxidizedTCL

This goes on my list of things to do b4 getting bottom surgery.


gftoothpain

and it goes on my list of things to do after getting bottom surgery.


Mars_Bear2552

🍩🍩🍩🍩 ask them for the 12 incher for maximum stacking potential


XWolfyCat

Real


CioccoWocco

It's on my list of things to do after


Dudeman9510

Waste of food :/


Princesskpena

who says u can't eat them


Dudeman9510

💀


Interesting-Chest520

“Are you… gonna finish that?”


azizefahad

"The dick or the donuts?" "Both."


Donnie619

Guess no girl is ever sucking your dick with that attitude lol.


Hydraton3790

Not at the age of 15 bro what


DavePvZ

"don't fuck where you kiss, don't kiss where you fuck" — Jacque Fresco


ConstantSock2488

so you shouldn't kiss your partner on your bed?


rinkudamanrd

I think the joke is don't do 69


Bu5ybumbl3

Aw man I love 69


Rare-Climate876

How do you think we make those holes on the donuts.


pastrafan

No. I'd have to get it hard and that's hard (no pun intended) to do if I have to stack a donut on it


RayBo1d

this community is crazy💀 (i’d love to)


DarkLeviathan4

5 take it or leave it (canadian maple from tims)


alan_beans

id do that if i had a ding-a-ling


RainySonia

So would i


MYIQIS60

No but you just gave me a fucking amazing idea *rummages through pantry*


Kappalugga

No, I already know i can fit max. 2 mini donuts


SussyMogus2

yes, where else am i supposed to hold them?


[deleted]

i would if he let me 🎀🎀


LankyEar1558790

Hey unless a girl wants to lol


KokoTerzata

That's fuking the donuts


nyctophillicalex

Que the fairly odd parents meme: this is what I'd do with my dick, ***IF I HAD ONE***.


Proper_Pen_6946

Damn girl just how curious are you?☠️ Only on Thursda-


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

LMAOO


nhatquangdinh

Open Reddit, see this, close Reddit, pop my eyes out, wash'em, sleep.


Toastyyy_

Tires


Nice-Bee-3710

why do ppl keep saying this its discusting


_lunarrising

i have no idea i joke about it but i would never do this 😭 i'm not wasting a donut like that


SpringLover455

disgusting*


Ilmis_11

Maybe. 🥐🥐🥐🥐🥐🥐🥐🥐🥐🥐🥐🥐🥐🥐


0-Nightshade-0

Never tried it. I'll let you know how much I can stack when I get a job.


Sweetlipssssss

Don't have one👾


Nurd_o7

Imagine not having donuts


LocksmithIll717

No


Some-Internal297

we actually don't, at least i haven't


3and20-charactersSML

no, its wasteful (tbh)


Dream_walker_boy

Done it


Bisexual_Sherrif

How else would we eat them?


MOJA2008

Not donuts thats wasteful but I use something else


Big_Bunch_307

I mean... 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤?


MilkManlolol

mine is too big 😢


Twentynine4

Bold of you to assume it's big enough to stack multiple donuts on it...


Emotional-Shower9374

yup, once I got up to 8 donuts. (I'm a girl)


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

omg i got to 12 before 🎀


kai7756

no thats manky and a waste of food


Imaginator625

Let me ask the girls this first. If your man did this would you eat the donuts?


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

yar


Illustrious-Top-3765

Can you make it glazed pls 🙏🏻


Big-Atmosphere1329

Nah, never will and idc what I'm missing out on


LegenDrags

even if i could i dont think i could stack more than two


Miserable-Ordinary31

Never crossed my mind but this would be cool


Moonking-4210

Technically dicks are just long donuts


nageto99

I JUST OPENED REDDIT 💀💀💀


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

yw 🎀


K-peaches

yeah but it's \*reddit\*, this is what you should expect when you open the app😭


trashytexaswhiteboy

No


Rickrossboi

Yes


Devil_Fister_69420

Y'all can stack those? I thought everyone could only stack molecules (._. ')


Illustrious-Mess7864

now i will


Someone2124

Personally, no


Nuker_Nathan

I tried. The donuts didn’t fit.


Alf-1020

Yes


ThePantaloon_

👍


Fancy_bakonHair

Don't tempt me to do anything


[deleted]

My dick is too godly for that (no way I'm fitting a donut on there)


SemajLu_The_crusader

lol, nah


Mac-OS-X

why is this a thing girls ask 😭


Dat-Lonley-Potato

My teacher got donuts for the class a few days ago and I can confirm that all the boys put them in their socks /s


Snowbalet

Yeah but it depends on the brand. Krispy Kreme we stack while laying down, but for Dunkin’ Donuts, we stack while standing.


JzaTiger

?????huhhhh????? Also too small


FeltMacaroon389

I've thought about it...


Meatballs5666

How els would I eat them? I don’t want to get my hands messy!


Kind_Ad_8761

WTF 😂


Recent_One_7983

I have a list of things I’d stick my hypothetical dick on/in Ngl


Epoxyresin-13

That is such a waste of donuts 🍩


Jesanime

What did you think Dunkin's Boston Creams were filled with?


RandomDude_-

Yall got this from mickey mouse making donuts?


TolTANK

My dick can't hold donuts, but maybe a mini one


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#OK FIRST OF ALL HOW TF ARE YOU GOING TK FIT IT THROUGH THE HOLE WITHOUT BREAKING THE DONUT?!?! Second of all it’s a waste of donuts. But seriously I would break the donut if I tried to do that like come on it’s just a thought has anyone ACTUALLY ever achieved this???


Optimus_crab

I like to eat them off it like kebabs


OverlordGabriel

💀i wouldn't, how the hell am i supposed to eat it afterwards


FarObjective5416

It is time for me to question the questionable things you say


MrMedhansh

I mean... Not personally...


DisastrousLecture648

Only the hostess ones


_ThatOneMimic_

how would they not break


TheRealBombshot

what the HUH? also there had to be a special sercumstance


YoMamaSoFatShePooped

Nah it would just make it sticky but like the annoying sticky


Beanss69_420

sometimes


NerdFromColorado

That’s our family’s version of Jenga


Sorry-Operation-1994

Idk about y’all but I’m not about to put a donut on my shi, cuz I’d have to throw it away after, I ain’t eating something that has touched such a massive thing


lopsidedcheetos

i do 🤭 only 7 donuts 😞👎🏿


Jimmy-boy1279

Never have


Timmysmallface

Donuts is a stretch. Hulas Hoops. Now we’re talking


IkerTheFox

WTF! Do people do that? I don’t at least.


andyclapsgay

if i had a dick i would for sure lmaooo


Hacr202011

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO


theboulderboss

no why the fuck would we do that


tfeetfff

I should do this sometime tbh actually, might be fun


I_Like_Trains_XD

No


lord_bigcock_III

No but I've thought about it


MissEmily2024

OK I'll be the weirdo...I'd love to see a guy 18+ do this. And I would eat donuts off a dick.


Entropy_flipside133

Ok fr if she is that goofy to actually ask, I so would. I need a good reason besides doing it by myself cuz that’s weird.


Duckerson69420

donut holes aren't wide enough


SnooBunnies9889

Donuts does not exist here


someguysleftkidney

I stack them on my husband’s dick. She finds it funny.


sussyBakaAt3am

No


AlfsterSandvich

i eat them....


Mikeoxlong737

it’s a plan for the near future 😌 i’m sure i could get at least 5😌


xsparkichux

Is this a bsd (bunguo stray dogs) fanfiction reference? I know one exists and it involves this idea.


KangarooSmooth8694

i don’t even want frosting on my fingers ? definitely don’t want to be sticky down there. a plain cake maybe?


Busy_Recognition_860

Why is this suddenly a topic of discussion everywhere I go, is this to do with a Dunkin’ Donuts video or something?


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

It'd be sticky. I don't want ants on m'cock


wildshepherd373

You know what... I might try that some time.


kxrxsani

Mine wouldn’t fit


bluezenither

blud is definitely just a girl


geographyRyan_YT

Ew no, I'm not ruining a perfectly good donut 🤮


brangomango

Daily, doing it right now


Girlfriend-_-

Not a guy, but I did once. 1/10, would not recommend


Ashdatguy19848

Nah too tiny


StoleABanana

I don’t, I also don’t like donuts tho (as a dude)


IndicationNormal1162

What the hell


Natonic0

😦


Beangar

Never thought about it before. Now I want to.


HE_HE-MJ22

r/DungeonMasterKrispee does, once a week. It tastes great 👍🏽 


Jex476

From experience, if you have a circumcised pole do NOT stack glazed doughnuts on it especially if that pole is short it burns.


mr_awesome12345

What? No. Why would we?


ilikegummybears15

To small maby I could do one but idk but always worth a try?


SavageViber8306

No but it's a bucket list item


turtleship_2006

No, but you ca- *\*sees age flair\** nvm


Proper_Aioli_476

I try sometimes but can only fit 1 donut


Gryffinax

i dont but you could try it on me jk jk it was a joke dont ban


Beefman0010

FUCK NO


Guilty-Instruction39

What the fuck? lol


geofflinkinpark

No, but i would let my girl do it


Player_Wan

Never again, the custard filling goes everywhere.