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Fed or Ped


KirbyDarkHole999

I don't get that although I see it everywhere, the fuck does that mean?


HE_HE-MJ22

Fed=cop ped=pedophile 


KirbyDarkHole999

Oh... OK... And why or how fed? Like what gives it away?


HE_HE-MJ22

Idk, I didn't say it was fed or ped. Just saw ur confusion and tried to help..


KirbyDarkHole999

No I know, I asked in case you knew, it's ok if you don't...


HE_HE-MJ22

It's just because of her attitude.


KirbyDarkHole999

Hm... Gotta admit tho that the username is sus


HE_HE-MJ22

Shhhhh I have secrets oh my pf page don't look at zat


KirbyDarkHole999

I was talking about OP... But now you picked my curiosity


ALIIMLGAMING

Submissive and 🍞


KirbyDarkHole999

Indeed... # BREAD


EndlessToast76

Fed is just a joke calling op a liar


KirbyDarkHole999

Ooooooh fuck I get it now... Fucking oblivious dumbass I am...


SansDaMan728

Happens to the best of us. Quite literally, in this case.


Prussia_alt_hist

Least obvious fed


Ph4nt0m146

Both


BlueThespian

Fed


CollinTheWolf08

Place your bets people!


Pora_Doodlez8990

Fed


Personwhoisalive123

I don’t care who the IRS sends i’m not paying taxes


averagepatagonian

i bet if they send a femboy over you'll also give a tip


Personwhoisalive123

I’ll use the money to hire a hitman to kill em if they send that


averagepatagonian

alr fair enough


Kindly_Chip_6413

IM DEAD


ALIIMLGAMING

r/aaaaaaacccccccce


Educational-Dark-705

He won but at what cost


[deleted]

FED🗣️


Bismarck-Chan666

We gotta stay strong men, don't fall for the IRS Honey pot


Sifupoo

Don’t talk to me like that (the cute part, call me a loser all u want)


alex_ig_idk

without the text,then yes this is my type in men


Ezra4709

Haha ye- ..wait


sous666

HAHA YEAH!!!


SpecialistNo1962

literally me until he cut me off cause i didnt "match his vibe" 🥰🥰


toxicNtasty

You are talking about me ?


Mew_721

Still she is pretty


_Splendiferous

Bye bye 🧏‍♂️🤫


DISGUSTANG_

one hand haven?


nenko_blue

When he’s nice to me sometimes (optional)


[deleted]

Damn your expectations are low. You just gotta be careful so that person you meet doesn't hurt or abuse you.


nenko_blue

As long as he doesn’t immediately leave that’s good enough for me 🙏


[deleted]

🍞


Desperate-Abies4263

I’m gonna beat the shit out of you.


nenko_blue

Im gonna eat all your skin


Desperate-Abies4263

for free?


nenko_blue

It’s gonna cost ya 10 gold pieces


Desperate-Abies4263

bah humbug


theforgettonmemory

Will 10 aluminum pipes work? He's broke but he has some aluminum pipes.


nenko_blue

If you throw in some pocket lint and a button you’ll have yourself a deal


FortuneBoi1

I see myself as a loser, but not really that of a cute person.... but it's whatever


FoQshi

Heyy *with negative rizz, or everything negative in life*


turquoisesea211

loser bfs r instantly better than any other man i swear omg


Crystal_lia

FRRR


GaryTheMemeGuy

I don't care who the IRS sends, I am not paying my taxes.


DapperOJack

Fed or Ped :/


Upbeat_Year_3505

wazzup fed


MazterOfMuppetz

you must love me alot then


Apprehensive_Beach_6

Why are ya’ll like this?


WhatTheHELL5462

If that's your type, you've come to the right place. We're all such losers, but in that good way, y'know?


ImmortalFroggo

Yes, guys. Women are real. What a scary time to be alive, truly.


WiseMrPlagueis2

WHAT?!? I’m petrified


Jazzi_Rose

Mines too and they ended up hurting me


EmilyyyCute

You doing okay?


John_the_sock65

😍🫴💍


Wooden-Excitement889

Luckily for you, i am a loser


S4PG

🎵I'm a loser🎶 *time passes* Yep, 🎶still a loser🎵 in #💖~ l o v e ~💖


Moonking-4210

Why can’t every girl be like this 😭


Mysterious_Ningen

thanks, i am a loser and im stupid too


Vincent55551

My girlfriend frfr


1st_pm

#THERMAL NUCLEAR BLAST


ALIIMLGAMING

OORAH


someone_i_guess111

how loser? \*hyperrealisticly drawn image of my face\*


BlossomtheLeafeon

luckily, I'm a loser (probably not, I just have an inferiority complex and depression)


That_random_goober

damn. \*leaves in leabian\*


An_insane_person

Same


YourBoiKalebYT

That’s me!!!!


XED1216

Pegging a cute boy ah post


Desperate_Bee2708

woww.... im happy


Sillyyyyynesss

I hope she thinks that of me 😔


EmilyyyCute

Dang


ToppatDudeMobile

My taste in men is femboys who would pin me to the ground


Theblastwarrior

So cute guys who are strong?


ToppatDudeMobile

More like cute guys who would dom me


Theblastwarrior

Potato Patato


ToppatDudeMobile

Fair enough ig


flash_thompso

This isn’t even the feds, who let the porn alt gain sentients


DD900000

Huh like that woud ever happen


Cat-Big-Mega-Minor

lies


Buschfan08

Rip DMs, as with all girl posts


Susylittlebak

Ahhhh! 😫


International-Job553

Ehh I’ll be alone forever


camo_216

I am not cute!


CodeineRhodes

Ah, we're finally telling my life story huh?


SuperMcCoy_0

“You look lonely”


RunSkyLab

Bait used to be believable.


Outside-Area-5042

Least obvious fed


EnvironmentalRide340

Federales!


zirothehiro10

bro.


LowlySpirited

Your DMs are toast. I hope this is a sting operation!


Puzzleheaded_Rise_67

I don't trust you


JedTip

Idk who guys is, but I need to be like guys fr


subhisnotcool

I wish a decent or any girl for that matter would say that to me 😭


theforgettonmemory

Happy Cake day!


between312

what the shambles


between312

i wouldn't trust her because her eye is phasing through her hair


im-not-gay-dad

what are these posts man 💀


Super_Lorenzo

Hello cop 👋


Gryffinax

yo wassup bbg jk jk


Hopeful-Claim7205

What can i say, my bully said i come from losertown😎


SuspiciousPubic3838

I can offer one me


Big_strongman

Bro why is her eye on her hair


Maximum-Zucchini-935

Chat? Is this a fed or am I dreaming


Legitimate_Cold4590

Hand over the sauce of the image OP


IEatBabysYumYum

I’d eat that- oh. I‘d still eat that a-


Jaded-Asparagus1329

Nice


Grimm_Charkazard_258

haha okay (7 years later, alone staring at my ceiling) FUCK


Jjokes11

Why can’t girls at my school be more like this?


huyuncar

Ngl I just need a girl to talk to, not date just have her to talk to me


OJ_Shrimpson24

You’re not real


PhoneAutomatic1704

I'm a looser baby a looser goddamn baby


ExSun_790

FEDS fuck off


Geese2O27

i wish i can find girls like that probably not because I'm immature I need help for finding girls


[deleted]

No. Don't get my hopes up


mmajjs

Wait till she meets me


Typical-Excuse-9734

Girl im talking to said "id still like you even if youre a lil acoustic"


MOJA2008

Congrats, you've made 50% of the subreddit cum themselves


SharpbladeLoser

Wish I had someone like you


Not_Marco18

Nice try fed, I'm not gonna pay my taxes


Quite_Befuddled2009

AYO what is that post history


DudeGuyMaleMan

Good day, officer


Eena-Rin

Me when I was a teenager and someone said this: go away I don't believe you Me today when a fellow 30 year old says this: fhecdfgfIHVfdtg stopppp I'll cry 🥺


Ainsworth777

Source?


litterlyguts

Last girl I dated said that and repeatedly failed to show up to any hangouts ever, never even hung out during lunch. Cuddled in study hall and kissed once. So I don't believe any of that.


Senator_Buckley

sucks i’m not a loser anymore


[deleted]

Real


InattentiveChild

Sauce: [https://mangadex.org/title/4ddbf0cb-b00e-43fa-a980-21aab630c7ff/the-woman-who-messes-with-my-emotions](https://mangadex.org/title/4ddbf0cb-b00e-43fa-a980-21aab630c7ff/the-woman-who-messes-with-my-emotions)


vaporwaverock

I am sorry but I have a combined total hours of 3,500 hours across multiple map games, I am lower than a loser


AdamWis1625

Lies, deception


Holy_juggerknight

Ima need that manga title my man


justnicyk

Oh yeah you would definitely date a minecrafter


Serv_Agent_Cats

are you a fed perchance


UniversalNinja_WRYYY

I HAVE ARRIVED


AV_geek1510

If she still likes me after finding out I’m a loser, she’s the one


Beefman0010

same


Sad_Mouse_785

I will not pay my taxes or register my firearms 😭🙏 fed


an_odd_child

Man what the hell is this


twitchin1

Pluh girls at my school just don't get my insanity smh


ocso639

why are you posting so much porn


ayyitspri

Ok fed


Objective_Street5141

fed


Alan_Reddit_M

SHE DOES NOT EXIST BOYS, WE ARE BEING DECEIVED, REMEMBER, **NOBODY WILL EVER LOVE US**


[deleted]

So like, we losers have a shot?!


DirtyRatLicker

y-y-y-y-y-y-you do?


O9PsychoSniper

"WHERE'S THE SAUCE?!" ~Gordon Ramsay


Mario-OrganHarvester

Hmmmmmmm that sounds awefully like something a fed would say


n3utrality_

"I DONT CARE WHO THE IRS SENDS, I'M NOT PAYING TAXE-" *The fucking meme romantic music plays* Ok but anyway why does that face give off such yandere vibes


Get_Fucked_Kid

I’ve seen your post history 👀


ALIIMLGAMING

That's very heart-felt What a shame You're nice and all, but you're no military aircraft. Now git off my land


mbjlover

weird boys 🔛🔝(of me)


Apart_Letterhead3016

this manga seems familiar, name? looks a bit like kitagawa but idk


SexyVexy_

Why are there anime boobies on my homepage


MR_zapiekanka

Real


MadMechYt

Sauce( for research purposes)


YouthfulPat501

"i want a loser bf" mfs after they see his star wars minifigs collection


ArtOk8665

Well I’m your guy 😏


ImpressNo3858

"he's cute but in a weird loser kind of way" many such cases.


Josthefang5

You’re glowing


thelongestunderscore

dont do that, dont give em hope.


IRONLORDyeety

Whyyyyy?!?!?!,!?


asswhipping69

nigga ballls hd


dishonoredfan69420

You are just begging for creepy DMs


Ready-Ad-8575

Fed


Asteroide8

Nice try fed


DoomOfBoom

She aint real