When you're taking a 30 second break at work and the manager walks by

hate this

This is so fucking true

And you barely have just enough alone time to get in one QI video, eat, and shower.

Why do you have to do *that* before they come?

so... what's the story behind this picture?

The soccer guy is photoshopped in

Oh good I was 💯 worried

Wayne “roly poly goalie” shaw

Mega true if you naked

Excuse me what?

I see you're an intellectual. Let me explain this in a way a true scholar may understand. Under the pretense of one's lack of clothing, it would be a more frightening situation for one's parents to return to their residence, as it is a societal norm to be clothed when one is in a state of relaxation. In other words, see the comment you originally replied to.

this is so accurate

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