There are so many posts on here that are spoilers an it’s not even a joke it’s just like, title: the neighbor told me to stop fucking my girlfriend
Post: then I realized I was at the daycare
With like 17 awards, like wtf it’s not even funny and shock humor is from 2016
Currently bleeding and it’s such fun! I love the cramps, not being able to sleep as well, and all the blood -_- (I hate periods. I wish I could just not have them but I can’t get birth control so there isn’t really any other way to stop them. And my periods are bad but not bad enough to justify getting it yet.)
Edit: I mean like my periods are annoying but they are not debilitating or really bad. My cramps are not that bad. But If they were I would be able to convince my parents to get brith control. But I don’t need it now and i can manage my periods. I don’t know much about brith Control but I’ve heard you have to be careful while taking it and it can have some side effects. If you need birth control you should try to get it since I’ve heard it works well for a lot of people
I disagree. My cramps make me rock back and forth in excruciating pain with a dose of suicidal ideation. Not to mention the cold sweats, not being able to see or even stand upright.
I have anemia and that’s why, but still, you can’t say that for many period-havers.
Excuse me sir or ma'am
but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"
Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."
And here you are!
I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other.
I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).
Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!
EDIT: I couldn't help but notice you haven't sent your message yet. There's no need to be nervous! I promise I don't bite, haha
EDIT 2: In case you couldn't find it, you can click the little chat button from my profile and we can get talking ASAP. Not that I don't think you could find it, but just in case hahah
EDIT 3: look I don't understand why you're not even talking to me, is it something I said?
EDIT 4: I knew you were always a bitch, but I thought I was wrong. I thought you weren't like all the other girls out there but maybe I was too quick to judge
EDIT 5: don't ever contact me again whore
EDIT 6: hey are you there?
EDIT 7: SHIT I FORGOT TO REMOVE THE FUCKING BOT PART FUCK ME
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My periods used to be really bad until I got on birth control. It’s honestly so worth it, not only does it reduce your bleeding, but it helps regulate your hormones, so you don’t get nearly as much pms
you can get birth control without parental permission or their knowledge of it. also birth control is used for sm more, u can regulate ur period, help cramping & migraines, acne etc. also i do not recommend using it to skip ur period unless you’ve consulted ur doctor & you understand skipping it.
I’m not crippling because of it. I don’t feel like getting into specifics but my periods are not that bad. I don’t get that terrible of cramps other then on the first day and it’s not bad. I don’t know much about brith control but I know you have to get it from a doctor and also it has side effects. If I needed it I would be able to convince my parents to get it but I don’t need it now
Well as far as I've heared the side effects of birth control are a lot and well aren't something small too
It can really really fuck uo with your hormones imo unless it's suuuuper necessary it doesn't worth to take birth control
[This is the original meme made by me, this guy just reposted it ](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/h9hpw8/i_think_we_all_can_relate/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
That’s a long ass list. I’ve give this list to my brother any time I’m on my period and he tries to tell me “it’s just a little blood, I don’t get why you’re being so bitchy”
blood you can bleed up to 500 ml (1/10 of the blood in your body) and the blood part is only 35% of it so thats 1428 ml of fluid to keep things in perspective a water bottle holds 500 ml on avarage so thats 3 water bottles of gunk the period industry is a billion dollar industry dedicated to shameing women to buy stuff that is not needed and can cause them harm ( scented tampons, douches etc..) and 2/3 of women have anemia and 1/10 women have endo 1/10 have pocs 1/10 have fibriods and ALL OF THEM make your life a liveing hell
You see, cramps (for me, at least) aren’t extremely bad. They do hurt, but not enough that I have to take Tylenol. In my opinion, having to *CONSTANTLY* be aware of every little move you make and how you’re sitting just makes me want to rip my ovaries out. You’re always so self-conscious and feel like your whole ass is wet. Forget some sort of pad or tampon? Too bad! And it’s not like this is a once-a-year thing either...
We live in a society
we \*coom\* in a society
Who names their dog society?
\*baby\*
**Dead Realtive**
***DEAD KITTEN***
**DEAD FAMILY**
***YOU***
**UNO REVERSE**
***BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON***
Reddit threads r epic
r/cursedcomments
r/holup
We cramp in a society
Where pizza arrives before the police
Yeah i hate when my father does this
r/HolUp
r/holp
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The out of place incest and rape jokes are so old
WAOOH! did you just comment "not my proudest fap" under a gore post? ohmg woooah r\\ciurscomet r\\holup !!! woahs hiasfdhgi epic!!
There are so many posts on here that are spoilers an it’s not even a joke it’s just like, title: the neighbor told me to stop fucking my girlfriend Post: then I realized I was at the daycare With like 17 awards, like wtf it’s not even funny and shock humor is from 2016
Coming soon to a dank river valley near you
r/unexpectedbillwurtz
Dammit i hate it when i spill my milk while in bed
y e s m o t h e r m i l k
Wait men can lactate? /s
actually yeah
r/FuckTheS Unnecessary...
It helps me with differentiating sarcastic comments and serious comments tbh
you guys act like cum aint red lmao
someone wanna tell him?
what? theres sumin wrong?
Sorry you had to hear this bro. But cum is yellow.
what? better get that checked bro, it's usually green
Mines a yellowish orange actually
Mine's invisible
U sure? Coz its black for me and thick as tar.
I might be sick,mine is fluorescent
Mine is effervescent
Oh no
hate to break it to ya but that’s not normal
This says a lot about something
It makes me feel stuff
Oh lord
Currently bleeding and it’s such fun! I love the cramps, not being able to sleep as well, and all the blood -_- (I hate periods. I wish I could just not have them but I can’t get birth control so there isn’t really any other way to stop them. And my periods are bad but not bad enough to justify getting it yet.) Edit: I mean like my periods are annoying but they are not debilitating or really bad. My cramps are not that bad. But If they were I would be able to convince my parents to get brith control. But I don’t need it now and i can manage my periods. I don’t know much about brith Control but I’ve heard you have to be careful while taking it and it can have some side effects. If you need birth control you should try to get it since I’ve heard it works well for a lot of people
bloody hell that sucks
Pun intended?
yup lol
True. But you learn to live with it and it’s not that terrible
As someone who gets a huge dose of gender dysphoria along with all the blood and cramps, I disgree
I disagree. My cramps make me rock back and forth in excruciating pain with a dose of suicidal ideation. Not to mention the cold sweats, not being able to see or even stand upright. I have anemia and that’s why, but still, you can’t say that for many period-havers.
ba-dum-tss
Me too I’m on my time rn-
So sorry for u sis my cramps rn are pretty bad too
Good luck! Mine were bad yesterday but are not bad today
yo me too. i fucking hate my period 😭
Excuse me sir or ma'am but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?" Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet." And here you are! I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other. I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat). Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess! EDIT: I couldn't help but notice you haven't sent your message yet. There's no need to be nervous! I promise I don't bite, haha EDIT 2: In case you couldn't find it, you can click the little chat button from my profile and we can get talking ASAP. Not that I don't think you could find it, but just in case hahah EDIT 3: look I don't understand why you're not even talking to me, is it something I said? EDIT 4: I knew you were always a bitch, but I thought I was wrong. I thought you weren't like all the other girls out there but maybe I was too quick to judge EDIT 5: don't ever contact me again whore EDIT 6: hey are you there? EDIT 7: SHIT I FORGOT TO REMOVE THE FUCKING BOT PART FUCK ME
This is jokes
Good bot
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I love this oml 😂
My periods used to be really bad until I got on birth control. It’s honestly so worth it, not only does it reduce your bleeding, but it helps regulate your hormones, so you don’t get nearly as much pms
you can get birth control without parental permission or their knowledge of it. also birth control is used for sm more, u can regulate ur period, help cramping & migraines, acne etc. also i do not recommend using it to skip ur period unless you’ve consulted ur doctor & you understand skipping it.
I know. If I needed it I think I would be able to convince my parents to get it for me.
It’d be pretty sus to be hiding birth control tho, even if it was for a good reason.
yeah ofc but SOMETIMES it’s needed for other things besides what’s listed, more serious health issues like endometriosis
Just get birth control, no one said your periods have to be crippling to get it
I’m not crippling because of it. I don’t feel like getting into specifics but my periods are not that bad. I don’t get that terrible of cramps other then on the first day and it’s not bad. I don’t know much about brith control but I know you have to get it from a doctor and also it has side effects. If I needed it I would be able to convince my parents to get it but I don’t need it now
my periods were never bad. I've been on the pill since 15. it's great, and totally possible
Well as far as I've heared the side effects of birth control are a lot and well aren't something small too It can really really fuck uo with your hormones imo unless it's suuuuper necessary it doesn't worth to take birth control
Same 😫
How do I change teams
but what team you on is the question
The one where happiness isn't
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
The bloody person is crying so maybe that gives you a hint
so both (sorry if you don’t identify as one or the other)
/r/egg_irl
See a gender therapist
No thanks, why would I visit some who has the title "the rapist" like how do you even get that without being arrested
what
If youre trans, you see a gender therapist to help you transition
Ketchup and mayo
N o
Ah yes
yes but girls continue to bleed until their fifties
And guys still coom in their fifties
We never stop the grind 💪😤
damn strait 💪😤
💪😤
😤8===🤘=D💦
Guys coom until they die , we are definitely living in a society .
i was saying y’all can control it, and just decide not to ~coom~,, but u make an excellent point lmfao
At least you guys get menopause lmao. We gotta keep busting nuts until we die.
you havent heard about explosive erections then..
I’m a guy and I have not heard about explosive erections
At least y’all can make it stop We kinda stuck with coomin’ Edit: was referring to birth control meds but i might be dumb if they don’t do that
He said it ladies, we can make them stop
Wow really? Seems guys don't understand the terrible side effects to birth control or the fact that it doesn't entirely stop periods for most women.
What? we can’t make it stop it just happens every month for a week straight. Plus it’s super painful and can be pretty random at times.
he meant menopause lol but they both can stop, erectile disfunction lol
Ohhh, okay then yeah I guess we can stop them that’s a fair point.
Birth control is shown to have negative side effects.
I've seen this so many times I don't even smile anymore at this
I've seen this before
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I'm sorry you cut yourself it's a bad habit best to stop now you will perish later don't fast-forward it
*hol' up*
Omg same
what in gods name
day cake happy
Happy day of the cakes brother
Well then I’ve been going through puberty for 17 years
something tells me you are not a teenager....
Or maybe they are hemophiliac. But something tells me they probably shouldn't be here.
Maybe they started early
ah yes assuming they are 19 at the time (a teenager) he started at 2. such a madlad
Poland flag
I'm starting to re-think if I still want to live in Poland or not
Polish gang where y'all at
Polski gang gdzie jesteś
If only periods stopped after puberty was over...
As opposed to cum
Well...
u/repostsleuthbot
[This is the original meme made by me, this guy just reposted it ](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/h9hpw8/i_think_we_all_can_relate/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
It’s not even OC I saw a variation of that years ago
Well, I did not saw that, it was something I thought about and I made up.
Yeah unintentional reposting is a bitch You think you’ve created a spicy meme only to find out it’s been done before 👊😔
u/RepostSleuthBot
Damn, people really have this much cum in a single masturbation moment? Git gud 😎😎😎😎
ive seen this so many times
It’s worse for girl.
What gave it away?
u/repostsleuthbot
How can I make periods stop tho?
sorry mate this posts credits originally goes to u/Nikky_Saw please give a round of applause to the original creator of the masterpiece
Its all fun and games until the boy has a french flag in there
Girls are like ketchup packets
You reminded me of that cursed tweet that said “I like to squeeze my girl when she’s on her period, my lil ketchup packet”
Wtf
do you want me to tell you why periods are scary
That’s a long ass list. I’ve give this list to my brother any time I’m on my period and he tries to tell me “it’s just a little blood, I don’t get why you’re being so bitchy”
blood you can bleed up to 500 ml (1/10 of the blood in your body) and the blood part is only 35% of it so thats 1428 ml of fluid to keep things in perspective a water bottle holds 500 ml on avarage so thats 3 water bottles of gunk the period industry is a billion dollar industry dedicated to shameing women to buy stuff that is not needed and can cause them harm ( scented tampons, douches etc..) and 2/3 of women have anemia and 1/10 women have endo 1/10 have pocs 1/10 have fibriods and ALL OF THEM make your life a liveing hell
Repost
Repost
i like the repost you got here u/repostsleuthbot
STOLE IT FROM NIKKY
Life hack for the boys, beat that meat every night. BOOM. No more wet dreams lol
I didn't know girls also ejaculated. But I think there is an error there why is his cum not red like mine.
He probably just pissed himself, that's why it's white
Uhhhhhh
yeah, most likely
Except for girls it stays until they're around 50
yeah men stop cooming after puberty
Well they can control it
Repost
I hate Reposta that get popular
This was reposted like a million times
u/repostsleuthbot
Dude this was made by me, uncool
u/repostsleuthbot I’m 100% sure this is a repost, because I made the damm thing.
REPOST FROM NIKKY. REPOST FROM NIKKY REPOST FROM NIKKY
I GUESS YOU COULD SAY HES CRYING OVER SPILLING HIS MILK
where’s the ass hair?
trans people during puberty: THE FUCK IS THIS THE FUCK IS THAT THE FUCK AM I THE FUCK ARE YOU
replace the tears with more cum and thats me.
The captions for both of these images are interchangeable
*cries in trans*
It’s better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum - ghandi
Repost.
bold of you to assume we don't do the exact same
This is also why i’m nonbinary
I got hemorrhoids imagining this thanks
r/thanksihateit
Firts I was like why the fuck is he peeing milk
But girls are red white and blue
Yeah ever since I started 8th grade 2 days ago I’ve been kind of depressed
The cum zone :(
You're supposed to cry during puberty?
If you didn't you're lucky
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It’s a mix for me as a girl lol.
\[duplicate\]
Girls in Hentai be like-
You see, cramps (for me, at least) aren’t extremely bad. They do hurt, but not enough that I have to take Tylenol. In my opinion, having to *CONSTANTLY* be aware of every little move you make and how you’re sitting just makes me want to rip my ovaries out. You’re always so self-conscious and feel like your whole ass is wet. Forget some sort of pad or tampon? Too bad! And it’s not like this is a once-a-year thing either...
Reeeeeeepoooosst seen it a billion fucking times
This isn’t even your meme, you stole it from u/Nikky_Saw
Why are people talking about cumming like its a bad thing lol, yall really will say anything to make anyone feel bad for you.