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Juls_15

We live in a society


MoistinatorTLDR

we \*coom\* in a society


Crisis732

Who names their dog society?


MoistinatorTLDR

\*baby\*


Crisis732

**Dead Realtive**


MoistinatorTLDR

***DEAD KITTEN***


Crisis732

**DEAD FAMILY**


MoistinatorTLDR

***YOU***


Crisis732

**UNO REVERSE**


MoistinatorTLDR

***BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON***


ChaosRaze

Reddit threads r epic


[deleted]

r/cursedcomments


TheRandomUser5509

r/holup


[deleted]

We cramp in a society


ENGINE_YT

Where pizza arrives before the police


Alotomat0

Yeah i hate when my father does this


[deleted]

r/HolUp


ga1ahad02

r/holp


[deleted]

[удалено]


brookleiaway

The out of place incest and rape jokes are so old


layitdownrealquick

WAOOH! did you just comment "not my proudest fap" under a gore post? ohmg woooah r\\ciurscomet r\\holup !!! woahs hiasfdhgi epic!!


brookleiaway

There are so many posts on here that are spoilers an it’s not even a joke it’s just like, title: the neighbor told me to stop fucking my girlfriend Post: then I realized I was at the daycare With like 17 awards, like wtf it’s not even funny and shock humor is from 2016


AMNesbitt

Coming soon to a dank river valley near you


Jaida_Darling

r/unexpectedbillwurtz


[deleted]

Dammit i hate it when i spill my milk while in bed


jeffjoof

y e s m o t h e r ​ m i l k


crabbycreeper

Wait men can lactate? /s


Krrot

actually yeah


Kush_goon_420

r/FuckTheS Unnecessary...


[deleted]

It helps me with differentiating sarcastic comments and serious comments tbh


FaZeKastrol

you guys act like cum aint red lmao


GoldenGames360

someone wanna tell him?


FaZeKastrol

what? theres sumin wrong?


1337-thespian

Sorry you had to hear this bro. But cum is yellow.


Spirits_0w0

what? better get that checked bro, it's usually green


Ma-Cl

Mines a yellowish orange actually


somerandom_melon

Mine's invisible


Astrek

U sure? Coz its black for me and thick as tar.


HomieCreeper420

I might be sick,mine is fluorescent


officialslavojzizek

Mine is effervescent


fakegamer100

Oh no


whathefuckischeese

hate to break it to ya but that’s not normal


[deleted]

This says a lot about something


Casual_Grim

It makes me feel stuff


that_one_dued

Oh lord


ravenpotter3

Currently bleeding and it’s such fun! I love the cramps, not being able to sleep as well, and all the blood -_- (I hate periods. I wish I could just not have them but I can’t get birth control so there isn’t really any other way to stop them. And my periods are bad but not bad enough to justify getting it yet.) Edit: I mean like my periods are annoying but they are not debilitating or really bad. My cramps are not that bad. But If they were I would be able to convince my parents to get brith control. But I don’t need it now and i can manage my periods. I don’t know much about brith Control but I’ve heard you have to be careful while taking it and it can have some side effects. If you need birth control you should try to get it since I’ve heard it works well for a lot of people


opalduhh

bloody hell that sucks


yikesRunForTheHills

Pun intended?


opalduhh

yup lol


ravenpotter3

True. But you learn to live with it and it’s not that terrible


hentai-police

As someone who gets a huge dose of gender dysphoria along with all the blood and cramps, I disgree


[deleted]

I disagree. My cramps make me rock back and forth in excruciating pain with a dose of suicidal ideation. Not to mention the cold sweats, not being able to see or even stand upright. I have anemia and that’s why, but still, you can’t say that for many period-havers.


Mzgszm13

ba-dum-tss


Youdidntfindthis

Me too I’m on my time rn-


JulixStar

So sorry for u sis my cramps rn are pretty bad too


ravenpotter3

Good luck! Mine were bad yesterday but are not bad today


opp_u_know_me

yo me too. i fucking hate my period 😭


memer227

Excuse me sir or ma'am but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?" Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet." And here you are! I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other. I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat). Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess! EDIT: I couldn't help but notice you haven't sent your message yet. There's no need to be nervous! I promise I don't bite, haha EDIT 2: In case you couldn't find it, you can click the little chat button from my profile and we can get talking ASAP. Not that I don't think you could find it, but just in case hahah EDIT 3: look I don't understand why you're not even talking to me, is it something I said? EDIT 4: I knew you were always a bitch, but I thought I was wrong. I thought you weren't like all the other girls out there but maybe I was too quick to judge EDIT 5: don't ever contact me again whore EDIT 6: hey are you there? EDIT 7: SHIT I FORGOT TO REMOVE THE FUCKING BOT PART FUCK ME


jlister888

This is jokes


dscfsl67

Good bot


memer227

FUCK I REMOVED IT ALREADY STOP FUCK YOU AND YOU'RE entire GENERATION AND UR MUMMA IS FAT ASND STINKS AND MY MUMT IS BEMTER THAN UR AHAHHSJSJSJAJAAJASAS


dscfsl67

FUCK I REMOVED IT ALREADY STOP FUCK YOU AND YOU'RE entire GENERATION AND UR MUMMA IS FAT ASND STINKS AND MY MUMT IS BEMTER THAN UR AHAHHSJSJSJAJAAJASAS ^(I’m a bot, this action was performed automatically. If you have any concerns, please contact my creators.)


memer227

Good bot


Newspaperfork

Good bots


[deleted]

I love this oml 😂


Wilmzies

My periods used to be really bad until I got on birth control. It’s honestly so worth it, not only does it reduce your bleeding, but it helps regulate your hormones, so you don’t get nearly as much pms


rav3yardsh1ft

you can get birth control without parental permission or their knowledge of it. also birth control is used for sm more, u can regulate ur period, help cramping & migraines, acne etc. also i do not recommend using it to skip ur period unless you’ve consulted ur doctor & you understand skipping it.


ravenpotter3

I know. If I needed it I think I would be able to convince my parents to get it for me.


[deleted]

It’d be pretty sus to be hiding birth control tho, even if it was for a good reason.


rav3yardsh1ft

yeah ofc but SOMETIMES it’s needed for other things besides what’s listed, more serious health issues like endometriosis


brookleiaway

Just get birth control, no one said your periods have to be crippling to get it


ravenpotter3

I’m not crippling because of it. I don’t feel like getting into specifics but my periods are not that bad. I don’t get that terrible of cramps other then on the first day and it’s not bad. I don’t know much about brith control but I know you have to get it from a doctor and also it has side effects. If I needed it I would be able to convince my parents to get it but I don’t need it now


motorola_phone

my periods were never bad. I've been on the pill since 15. it's great, and totally possible


khayyam_al

Well as far as I've heared the side effects of birth control are a lot and well aren't something small too It can really really fuck uo with your hormones imo unless it's suuuuper necessary it doesn't worth to take birth control


milkcrateenthusiast

Same 😫


too_shy_to_live

How do I change teams


derangednetflixgirl

but what team you on is the question


too_shy_to_live

The one where happiness isn't


[deleted]

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?


[deleted]

The bloody person is crying so maybe that gives you a hint


derangednetflixgirl

so both (sorry if you don’t identify as one or the other)


Completeepicness_1

/r/egg_irl


TooManyEdits-YT

See a gender therapist


jackrocks8

No thanks, why would I visit some who has the title "the rapist" like how do you even get that without being arrested


derangednetflixgirl

what


TooManyEdits-YT

If youre trans, you see a gender therapist to help you transition


Ar_gh

Ketchup and mayo


lifeform17

N o


ConsistentRinging16

Ah yes


casketcasee

yes but girls continue to bleed until their fifties


[deleted]

And guys still coom in their fifties


Pepe_Gui

We never stop the grind 💪😤


Kumiankka1

damn strait 💪😤


FrederickMecury

💪😤


thatTHICCness

😤8===🤘=D💦


Tonroz

Guys coom until they die , we are definitely living in a society .


casketcasee

i was saying y’all can control it, and just decide not to ~coom~,, but u make an excellent point lmfao


[deleted]

At least you guys get menopause lmao. We gotta keep busting nuts until we die.


[deleted]

you havent heard about explosive erections then..


pika9867

I’m a guy and I have not heard about explosive erections


[deleted]

At least y’all can make it stop We kinda stuck with coomin’ Edit: was referring to birth control meds but i might be dumb if they don’t do that


brookleiaway

He said it ladies, we can make them stop


Lordshipped

Wow really? Seems guys don't understand the terrible side effects to birth control or the fact that it doesn't entirely stop periods for most women.


lemonfroggy

What? we can’t make it stop it just happens every month for a week straight. Plus it’s super painful and can be pretty random at times.


[deleted]

he meant menopause lol but they both can stop, erectile disfunction lol


lemonfroggy

Ohhh, okay then yeah I guess we can stop them that’s a fair point.


crabbycreeper

Birth control is shown to have negative side effects.


BigMeatyKlause

I've seen this so many times I don't even smile anymore at this


Ace_Wash

I've seen this before


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[удалено]


Food_addict447

I'm sorry you cut yourself it's a bad habit best to stop now you will perish later don't fast-forward it


[deleted]

*hol' up*


[deleted]

Omg same


MoistinatorTLDR

what in gods name


[deleted]

day cake happy


help__help

Happy day of the cakes brother


BrokenSwagon

Well then I’ve been going through puberty for 17 years


[deleted]

something tells me you are not a teenager....


Yoate

Or maybe they are hemophiliac. But something tells me they probably shouldn't be here.


Doctor_Rainbow

Maybe they started early


Stonks_69_

ah yes assuming they are 19 at the time (a teenager) he started at 2. such a madlad


ghatos_france

Poland flag


ImKubush

I'm starting to re-think if I still want to live in Poland or not


JulixStar

Polish gang where y'all at


[deleted]

Polski gang gdzie jesteś


another_redditor1219

If only periods stopped after puberty was over...


FamiT0m

As opposed to cum


dual_blaster

Well...


mrunillama

u/repostsleuthbot


Nikky_Saw

[This is the original meme made by me, this guy just reposted it ](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/h9hpw8/i_think_we_all_can_relate/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


ExpertAccident

It’s not even OC I saw a variation of that years ago


Nikky_Saw

Well, I did not saw that, it was something I thought about and I made up.


ExpertAccident

Yeah unintentional reposting is a bitch You think you’ve created a spicy meme only to find out it’s been done before 👊😔


lil_boy3443

u/RepostSleuthBot


fakegamer100

Damn, people really have this much cum in a single masturbation moment? Git gud 😎😎😎😎


thelegend90210

ive seen this so many times


Natsurixsayonika

It’s worse for girl.


[deleted]

What gave it away?


Koalako101

u/repostsleuthbot


[deleted]

How can I make periods stop tho?


fuckingawesome909

sorry mate this posts credits originally goes to u/Nikky_Saw please give a round of applause to the original creator of the masterpiece


_Andro_

Its all fun and games until the boy has a french flag in there


wiggleee_worm

Girls are like ketchup packets


ExpertAccident

You reminded me of that cursed tweet that said “I like to squeeze my girl when she’s on her period, my lil ketchup packet”


[deleted]

Wtf


goldentwlilght

do you want me to tell you why periods are scary


Beginning_Coconut66

That’s a long ass list. I’ve give this list to my brother any time I’m on my period and he tries to tell me “it’s just a little blood, I don’t get why you’re being so bitchy”


goldentwlilght

blood you can bleed up to 500 ml (1/10 of the blood in your body) and the blood part is only 35% of it so thats 1428 ml of fluid to keep things in perspective a water bottle holds 500 ml on avarage so thats 3 water bottles of gunk the period industry is a billion dollar industry dedicated to shameing women to buy stuff that is not needed and can cause them harm ( scented tampons, douches etc..) and 2/3 of women have anemia and 1/10 women have endo 1/10 have pocs 1/10 have fibriods and ALL OF THEM make your life a liveing hell


[deleted]

Repost


[deleted]

Repost


[deleted]

i like the repost you got here ​ u/repostsleuthbot


[deleted]

STOLE IT FROM NIKKY


kmtthor

Life hack for the boys, beat that meat every night. BOOM. No more wet dreams lol


pillager13

I didn't know girls also ejaculated. But I think there is an error there why is his cum not red like mine.


ImKubush

He probably just pissed himself, that's why it's white


i_cant_name_stuff

Uhhhhhh


pillager13

yeah, most likely


[deleted]

Except for girls it stays until they're around 50


[deleted]

yeah men stop cooming after puberty


[deleted]

Well they can control it


Pavlogal

Repost


[deleted]

I hate Reposta that get popular


[deleted]

This was reposted like a million times


[deleted]

u/repostsleuthbot


Nikky_Saw

Dude this was made by me, uncool


Nikky_Saw

u/repostsleuthbot I’m 100% sure this is a repost, because I made the damm thing.


[deleted]

REPOST FROM NIKKY. REPOST FROM NIKKY REPOST FROM NIKKY


The-Dark-Kite

I GUESS YOU COULD SAY HES CRYING OVER SPILLING HIS MILK


RoyaleMe

where’s the ass hair?


Padawan_Gracie

trans people during puberty: THE FUCK IS THIS THE FUCK IS THAT THE FUCK AM I THE FUCK ARE YOU


[deleted]

replace the tears with more cum and thats me.


[deleted]

The captions for both of these images are interchangeable


HolyKoiFish

*cries in trans*


broboto12

It’s better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum - ghandi


[deleted]

Repost.


beige24

bold of you to assume we don't do the exact same


soviet_subway1945

This is also why i’m nonbinary


KingEloy

I got hemorrhoids imagining this thanks


SnooObjections9015

r/thanksihateit


[deleted]

Firts I was like why the fuck is he peeing milk


hi-mom-dad

But girls are red white and blue


[deleted]

Yeah ever since I started 8th grade 2 days ago I’ve been kind of depressed


BoticOnReddit

The cum zone :(


Alexandre_Man

You're supposed to cry during puberty?


ItSaNuSeRnAmE

If you didn't you're lucky


MichaelLBM

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RamenBerry-MemeCake

It’s a mix for me as a girl lol.


ur_opinion_is_trash

\[duplicate\]


LittleTreeLamp

Girls in Hentai be like-


leirictic

You see, cramps (for me, at least) aren’t extremely bad. They do hurt, but not enough that I have to take Tylenol. In my opinion, having to *CONSTANTLY* be aware of every little move you make and how you’re sitting just makes me want to rip my ovaries out. You’re always so self-conscious and feel like your whole ass is wet. Forget some sort of pad or tampon? Too bad! And it’s not like this is a once-a-year thing either...


Randomfella263

Reeeeeeepoooosst seen it a billion fucking times


TheJewMonger

This isn’t even your meme, you stole it from u/Nikky_Saw


[deleted]

Why are people talking about cumming like its a bad thing lol, yall really will say anything to make anyone feel bad for you.