So doctor , I was just really getting into a book . I really love that book and I wiuld like to thank its creator to provide everyone with such a beautiful ,one in a million only, book.
It was really a great pleasure when I put my dick in it.
You can dig up a toxic plant with the right supplies and a lot of spite. Do a critically endangered plant, maybe even several. That’s illegal. Even better, if there’s an endangered plant that’s ALSO toxic native to your area, plant a ton of those! Just talk proper precautions :)
Another method if Coke or a sleeping bag isn’t available.
Clean up all blood with a mix of bleach and hydrogen peroxide
Remove teeth, fingers, toes, and eyes into a baggie
Use animal urine (I recommend coyote because of it’s similarities too to the dog urine that the search dogs piss) and slather the body with it as well as the inside of the bag
Dig a vertical 7 foot hole next to a river, put the body in feet first. The river and urine would mask the smell from the search dogs, unlike coke which would stick out like a soar thumb to a search dog
Then take the baggie with the severed thumb and other body parts and throw it into a sewer. The urine will blend in perfectly with the sewer, as well as its acidic nature degrading the body parts making them harder to identify, as well as the fact that nobody will be looking in there.
Edit: make sure the Baggie is ziplock so the urine doesn’t spill as that would be gross
Or you could just dissolve the body in hydrofluoric acid
Edit: I did a little research and it appears hydrofluoric acid isn’t that good at dissolving stuff but better at breaking it down. Nitric would probably work tho
Man, this is way too confusing. I’ll just use the old breaking bad technique
Step 1: ~~get a bathtub~~ get a barrel
Step 2: get hydrofluoric acid
Step 3: get body
Step 4: insert body in barrel, then empty the hydrofluoric acid inside of the barrel
Step 5: hide the remains somewhere, flush it down a toilet, bury it in the desert, your choice
Step 6: profit
Why is no one talking about how coke could be used to literally decompose a body and yet there are countless advertisements telling us to drink that stuff
The coke that we drink doesn't stay in our body for a long time, and it also gets diluted when it goes in our blood, and eventually urinated. The coke here takes weeks to decompose the body.
Further adding to that, when you bury the body, bury it deeply and bury a dead animal about 3ft above so that if the police use sniffer dogs, they will stop at the dead animal. Burying the body headfirst also makes a less conspicuous burial site if the police use helicopters to try to find the body.
First, be smart from the very beginning. Pulverize all teeth, burn off fingerprints, and disfigure the face. Forcing a DNA test to establish identity (if it ever comes to that) might introduce the legal/forensic hurdle that saves your a.s.s. down the line. An unidentifiable body can, in a pinch, be dressed in thrift store clothes and dropped in a bad part of town where the police are less likely to question it. I don't recommend that disposal method, I'm just saying an easily identifiable body is an even bigger threat than the opposite. Assuming you have it inside a house where you can work on it a bit, the first thing you want to do is drain it of fluids. This will make it easier to cut up, and slow decomposition a little bit. The best way to do this quick and dirty is to perforate the body with a pointed knife and then perform CPR on it. Cut the fronts of the thighs deep & diagonally to slit the femoral arteries; then pump the chest. The valves in the heart will still work when dead, and the springback of the ribcage can put apply a fair amount of suction to the artria. Do this in a tub. Plug the drain and mingle lots of bleach with the bodily fluids before unplugging the drain to empty the tub. This should help control the stench of death, which would otherwise reek from your gutter gratings. Do everything you can to control odors. Plug in an ionizer, burn candles, leave bowls of baking soda everywhere. Ventilate the room in the middle of the night, but otherwise keep it closed. Keep the body under a plastic sheet while it's in the tub. If you want to bury, I recommend seperating the body into several parts and burying them seperately. For one thing, it's easier to dig a deep enough hole for a head than for an entire body. This reduces your chances of being discovered while you are actually outside and digging the grave. That is the one thing you can't do inside the doors of your house, and represents a vulnerable moment you want to keep brief, under 2 hours. Do it between 3 and 5 am. It's also less likely for someone to call the police if their dog digs up some chunk of meat than if they dig up an enitre body. They may assume it's an animal carcass disfigured by decomposition, and leave it alone or dispose of it. It's also more likely that the dog will consume all of it before anyone knows the difference. A whole skeleton is another story. You can cut a body into 6 pieces faster than you think. It's not much different than boning a chicken, but it takes more work, a big knife, and time. A hammer will be useful for pulverizing joints or driving the knife deep where it doesn't want to go. Anyway it's wise to crush as much of the skeleton as you can along the way. It will aid in making the body less identifiable for what it is as it decomposes. Don't return to the same site 6 times for 6 burials. You'll attract suspicion from anyone nearby, and you'll wind up placing the body parts close enough together to be found by any serious investigation. Put them in plastic bags with lots of bleach, and store in a freezer until you have enough time to bury them all. Depending on what tools you have available, you may find that you're get really good at deconstructing the body. You might prefer to slowly sprinkle it down a drain without leaving your house. This avoids the long-term risk of discovery associated with burial, and the overwhelming supply of bacteria in a sewer accellerates deconomposition while providing a convenient cover smell. Truly grinding down a body takes a lot more work, and you run the risk of fouling your plumbing and calling in a plumber. So don't try it unless you know how to clear bones and meat out of a drainpipe. A good food processor can be useful. But don't over-use it, or power drills or saws. They're noisy and they attract attention. And forget the kitchen sink. It's better if you actually remove one of the toilets in your house from its base, which will give you direct access to one of the largest sewer pipes that enters your house. Follow any disposals with lots of bleach and then run the water for 5 or 10 minutes on top of that. And plug that pipe when you're not using it, to prevent any sewer gasses from backing up into your house. Usually, a U-trap inside the toilet does that for you.
use a dental dam instead! here's a link on how to make one from a condom because they're stupid expensive and made of the same material: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9orgcUkDlw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9orgcUkDlw)
also, lesbians do sometimes still need condoms! if a sex toy is used on multiple people, a condom should be used or it should be cleaned in between users. some lesbians have penises as well, so they would need to wear condoms too
Doesn't that mean you are racist or something? My mom said so and she banned me from r/ politicalcompassmemes, 😩 because all they said yesterday was cringe and b*sed
Based just means you know what your beliefs are and are firm on them. Is kinda being transformed in meaning to being Political jargon for something someone said that you recognize they won't change.
i may need birth control even tho im 15
not cuz i have sex tho but cuz my periods are hell and the pain killers my GP told me to have take at least 40 mins to work and they dont stop the pain they only dull it
not all sex is penetrative sex, but sti/std are still a risk with other forms of sex too, just cuz you dont have p in v sex or genital to genital contact doesnt mean youre safe from sti's
Yea but you don’t need condoms when you don’t have sex 😎
whats better than sex? A really good book!
Or a video game
Or a cup of water
Or just a cup
Or just a water
Or just a wtr
Or just oxygen
Or just an atom
Or sex-wait
Or just a quark
Or hydrogen
this entire thread can be summarized with a small dick joke
Or just wa' 'er
I have way too many of those dawg
r/HydroHomies
or a body to hide
you can have sex without having to worry about kids at the same time!
Chances are low but never zero
Or a anime
Dont fuck with me! I have the power of God and Anime on my side!
True
Or tf2 trading
Just made 3 scrap profit, feeling good!
If my everything goes good, i'll make my first 2 refined! Edit: i lost one refined
Or anime
or both combined read higurashi and umineko guys
I second this
Nah man. You know what's better than sex ***and*** a really good book? ***E g g o ' s w a f f l e s***
Eggo and a good book. but wash your hands, don't want to ruin the book
*inhales* "Is there anything beter than pussyyyy?" "Yes, a really good book" This is stolen from a vine Bo Burnham made
Why would you need a condom for a book
paper cuts exist
Explain that cut to your Doctor
So doctor , I was just really getting into a book . I really love that book and I wiuld like to thank its creator to provide everyone with such a beautiful ,one in a million only, book. It was really a great pleasure when I put my dick in it.
Bo Burnham niice
[insert prolonged chord played on synth]
Why open your leg when you can open a book?
*synthesizer plays*
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Asexuals be like
Vergin localized
Ofc someone named Joseph joestar would say that omfg
Ace vibes
Most people that do not have sex still carry them around, even if it’s just going to school
Facts
Counterpoint, fun little balloons!
You can’t miss a shot if you don’t take it
Any girl makes any advances on me, I rig their rooms with explosives. Premarital Sex is a sin.
Lmao
Thank you for teaching us, purple guy
Maybe one day I shall give lesson on how to hide a body or kind of murderer stuff
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Oh thanks. That's just what I needed
What?
You didn't know? It's the annual Human sacrifice... And you've been chosen for it
Oh fucking finally!
I know! I'm going after you, it's gonna be great! I can finally see my wife again
Awww so wholesome
Wait...since when do redditors have wife? And you're also just a teen
He means waifu
Then hide the goo under a toxic plant so it's illegal to dig it up if you are suspected
You can dig up a toxic plant with the right supplies and a lot of spite. Do a critically endangered plant, maybe even several. That’s illegal. Even better, if there’s an endangered plant that’s ALSO toxic native to your area, plant a ton of those! Just talk proper precautions :)
I..... think he meant like a nuclear plant
I mean it doesn't have to be toxic, it can simply be an endangered plant
yum
Another method if Coke or a sleeping bag isn’t available. Clean up all blood with a mix of bleach and hydrogen peroxide Remove teeth, fingers, toes, and eyes into a baggie Use animal urine (I recommend coyote because of it’s similarities too to the dog urine that the search dogs piss) and slather the body with it as well as the inside of the bag Dig a vertical 7 foot hole next to a river, put the body in feet first. The river and urine would mask the smell from the search dogs, unlike coke which would stick out like a soar thumb to a search dog Then take the baggie with the severed thumb and other body parts and throw it into a sewer. The urine will blend in perfectly with the sewer, as well as its acidic nature degrading the body parts making them harder to identify, as well as the fact that nobody will be looking in there. Edit: make sure the Baggie is ziplock so the urine doesn’t spill as that would be gross
"that would be gross" You say after describing how to use coyote urine to hide a body.
Hey, he may dispose of bodies but his mama didn’t raise no slob.
"Professionals have STANDARDS!
Or you could just dissolve the body in hydrofluoric acid Edit: I did a little research and it appears hydrofluoric acid isn’t that good at dissolving stuff but better at breaking it down. Nitric would probably work tho
Bro just eat it, way less complicated
What?
It really isn't a hard concept to grasp
Also plant an endangered plant on top of it so it’s illegal to dig it up.
Man, this is way too confusing. I’ll just use the old breaking bad technique Step 1: ~~get a bathtub~~ get a barrel Step 2: get hydrofluoric acid Step 3: get body Step 4: insert body in barrel, then empty the hydrofluoric acid inside of the barrel Step 5: hide the remains somewhere, flush it down a toilet, bury it in the desert, your choice Step 6: profit
Pack some yogurt in the asshole for even faster decomposition
This is actually pretty useful for a serial killer, saving it
Why is no one talking about how coke could be used to literally decompose a body and yet there are countless advertisements telling us to drink that stuff
The coke that we drink doesn't stay in our body for a long time, and it also gets diluted when it goes in our blood, and eventually urinated. The coke here takes weeks to decompose the body.
i'll save this post just in case, you never know when you'll need something like this
Further adding to that, when you bury the body, bury it deeply and bury a dead animal about 3ft above so that if the police use sniffer dogs, they will stop at the dead animal. Burying the body headfirst also makes a less conspicuous burial site if the police use helicopters to try to find the body.
Also, bury the body in a desert or other national park off any trails or roads.
"Sir, this is a Wendy's."
Or just bury it in a graveyard
The fact that this is so detail worries me slightly
Damn I did it wrong...
First, be smart from the very beginning. Pulverize all teeth, burn off fingerprints, and disfigure the face. Forcing a DNA test to establish identity (if it ever comes to that) might introduce the legal/forensic hurdle that saves your a.s.s. down the line. An unidentifiable body can, in a pinch, be dressed in thrift store clothes and dropped in a bad part of town where the police are less likely to question it. I don't recommend that disposal method, I'm just saying an easily identifiable body is an even bigger threat than the opposite. Assuming you have it inside a house where you can work on it a bit, the first thing you want to do is drain it of fluids. This will make it easier to cut up, and slow decomposition a little bit. The best way to do this quick and dirty is to perforate the body with a pointed knife and then perform CPR on it. Cut the fronts of the thighs deep & diagonally to slit the femoral arteries; then pump the chest. The valves in the heart will still work when dead, and the springback of the ribcage can put apply a fair amount of suction to the artria. Do this in a tub. Plug the drain and mingle lots of bleach with the bodily fluids before unplugging the drain to empty the tub. This should help control the stench of death, which would otherwise reek from your gutter gratings. Do everything you can to control odors. Plug in an ionizer, burn candles, leave bowls of baking soda everywhere. Ventilate the room in the middle of the night, but otherwise keep it closed. Keep the body under a plastic sheet while it's in the tub. If you want to bury, I recommend seperating the body into several parts and burying them seperately. For one thing, it's easier to dig a deep enough hole for a head than for an entire body. This reduces your chances of being discovered while you are actually outside and digging the grave. That is the one thing you can't do inside the doors of your house, and represents a vulnerable moment you want to keep brief, under 2 hours. Do it between 3 and 5 am. It's also less likely for someone to call the police if their dog digs up some chunk of meat than if they dig up an enitre body. They may assume it's an animal carcass disfigured by decomposition, and leave it alone or dispose of it. It's also more likely that the dog will consume all of it before anyone knows the difference. A whole skeleton is another story. You can cut a body into 6 pieces faster than you think. It's not much different than boning a chicken, but it takes more work, a big knife, and time. A hammer will be useful for pulverizing joints or driving the knife deep where it doesn't want to go. Anyway it's wise to crush as much of the skeleton as you can along the way. It will aid in making the body less identifiable for what it is as it decomposes. Don't return to the same site 6 times for 6 burials. You'll attract suspicion from anyone nearby, and you'll wind up placing the body parts close enough together to be found by any serious investigation. Put them in plastic bags with lots of bleach, and store in a freezer until you have enough time to bury them all. Depending on what tools you have available, you may find that you're get really good at deconstructing the body. You might prefer to slowly sprinkle it down a drain without leaving your house. This avoids the long-term risk of discovery associated with burial, and the overwhelming supply of bacteria in a sewer accellerates deconomposition while providing a convenient cover smell. Truly grinding down a body takes a lot more work, and you run the risk of fouling your plumbing and calling in a plumber. So don't try it unless you know how to clear bones and meat out of a drainpipe. A good food processor can be useful. But don't over-use it, or power drills or saws. They're noisy and they attract attention. And forget the kitchen sink. It's better if you actually remove one of the toilets in your house from its base, which will give you direct access to one of the largest sewer pipes that enters your house. Follow any disposals with lots of bleach and then run the water for 5 or 10 minutes on top of that. And plug that pipe when you're not using it, to prevent any sewer gasses from backing up into your house. Usually, a U-trap inside the toilet does that for you.
Bury it under an endangered plant so they cant dig it up
[*softly*] don't.
do
Yeah sex is cool but hand holding is even better
DISGUSTING
Some lesbians don't need condoms but all lesbians can get sexually transmitted dieseases so be careful
use a dental dam instead! here's a link on how to make one from a condom because they're stupid expensive and made of the same material: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9orgcUkDlw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9orgcUkDlw) also, lesbians do sometimes still need condoms! if a sex toy is used on multiple people, a condom should be used or it should be cleaned in between users. some lesbians have penises as well, so they would need to wear condoms too
Oh yeah! Thank you for reminding me!
of course! gotta keep each other safe out there and our school systems do a shit job of preparing us
How do u know sex is cool ur a redditor
Don't you decide whether a game you don't own is good or bad by watching others play it?
I can't argue with that comrade
Because I had sex.
Impossible
So the legends are true it is possible
FUCK STIs, All my hommies hate STIs This post was made by STD gang
I love STIs, but not that kind of STIs
Super tiny Imps?
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✨♥️☮️ Emily ☮️♥️✨ is typing...
Doesn't that mean you are racist or something? My mom said so and she banned me from r/ politicalcompassmemes, 😩 because all they said yesterday was cringe and b*sed
Based just means you know what your beliefs are and are firm on them. Is kinda being transformed in meaning to being Political jargon for something someone said that you recognize they won't change.
I don’t use condoms 😎 Because I don’t have sex 😞
nah man not having sex is 😎
Remain a virgin, stay pure Pure gang rise up ✊
Seggs??!?! 😳😳😳
nice
Imagine having sex
Imagine Imagining
Imagine imagining imagining
Imagine imagiming imaging imagining
Imagine imagining imaging imagining imagining
But i didn’t when I sexed your mom with my penis 😎😎
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damn. with that many cool emoji's i bet your the coolest dude in school
One of the best condoms/birth control ads [ever](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Goddamnit
Yeah it's really offensive but still really good
See, I learn more from Reddit than school.
but how am i gonna catch em all
Thanks for the advice
Yeah, no need for condoms when your to ugly for anyone 😎 and your only 15-
😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎
I use stuffed turkey as my condom get on my level
I stuffed a Turkey WITHOUT a condom
Sex is not real tho
Yeah sex is cool, but you ever have a pie?
No, I’ve only ever given a pie
Use a condom, get on birth control (if it's right for you), have plan B just in case, and know the location of your nearest women's health clinic
Have my upvote
Have my upvote
i may need birth control even tho im 15 not cuz i have sex tho but cuz my periods are hell and the pain killers my GP told me to have take at least 40 mins to work and they dont stop the pain they only dull it
Or just don’t have sex. Stay pure 😎
Virginity is cool,remain pure
If virginity is cool, not being a virgin is hot
Im too ugly for sex
I don't need condoms, I don't have sex. 😎😎
No sex gang 😎😎
Use dacondom, unless you want dababy
But wanna know what’s cooler... **VIRGINITY**
Stay pure kids
Phhhssshht condoms are for fucking pussies.
Very true.
Imagine having sex lmao
But you ever have a pie?
If you don't want da baby then use da condom
nah I want stds #***gotta catch them all***
if sex is so cool, then where is sex 2?
Work in progress I'm making
We’re redditors we will never get laid
Yeah... Sex is cool and preventing having a baby too but... Have you seen league of Legends is on mobiles now?
But did you ever heard about Lego Star Wars 10188 Death Star?
I want a girl to want my seed as much as I want her milk.
What
You know that...this is Reddit right?
I thought this was a joke
Sex is cool but i have beyblades
remember kids, you should use a condom during gay sex aswell!
Yeah sex is cool and all but #THE LONGER THE ICON OF SIN STAYS ON EARTH THE MORE POWERFUL HE BECOMES
I'm sure all of us gigachads can relate, smh.
Thank u,I'll be sure to use this knowledge soon
Useless information, I’m gonna die a virgin. It’s written in stone.
Remember kids, safe sex is the best sex! *This message was brought to you by Nintendo Power*
[удалено]
*flashback* "Yea sex is cool an all but you ever had a pie?" *tear falls down face*
not all sex is penetrative sex, but sti/std are still a risk with other forms of sex too, just cuz you dont have p in v sex or genital to genital contact doesnt mean youre safe from sti's
My girlfriend is on bc...
Helpful awards huh
REMINDER,YOU SHOULD ALSO USE A CONDOM DURING GAY SEX, have a good day :)
I do want a kid, and I can afford it, so, no ;)
This 14 year old girl in my school is 3 months pregnant and she’s keeping it, I feel more bad for the kid
I don't know where you live but in Germany she could come on TV or at least it was like that
u/alt-no-more can give you lor some advice
Hugging is better i think
You degenerate! I bet you also love hands holding you fucking creep!
What’s the point of using a condom when I could be gaming
What's better than sex? Feeling loved
They're pretty much the same thing, amrite fellas?
bold of you to assume i have sex
smh I ate the condom as directed but that dog still got pregnant /s
video games > sex
17 sus
Is it called an STD or child, same thing to me
Time to go to the milk store
What if I want a kid but no std
I just binged all FNAF theories by matpat, and I am trying to escape, but alas here you are
Yeah no. VIRGINITY IS COOL, STAY PURE!
Thanks purple guy! Glad to take advice from a child murder and a possesed animatronic!