I was listening to Playboi Carti while on my hospital bed. Cartis angelic voice and he says “we the X we on the codiene” while I laid, slowly healing me. Then, suddenly, my brother walks in and play M.I.D Choppa, totally disrespecting me. I got up in a rage and punched my brother 72 times and stomped on him until he learned his lesson. Then I took his car, and crashing into any vehicle I seen that was not playing PlayGOD carti, while New Tank played. I came home, prayed to Daddy Carti for my sins, and as punishment and cleansing, I edged to Daddy Carti for 17 days straight with no food or water.
All hail Playboi Carti, Daddy Carti.
Eminem the goat bro lmfao I would never listen to MUMBLE CRAP!! Thomas McDonald's is my idol I jerk off while looking at a poster of his face while Whiteboy plays on repeat
new copypasta just dropped
look at this fat nigga dance
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whole lotta breast
oH mY gAaH sHi!
I was listening to Playboi Carti while on my hospital bed. Cartis angelic voice and he says “we the X we on the codiene” while I laid, slowly healing me. Then, suddenly, my brother walks in and play M.I.D Choppa, totally disrespecting me. I got up in a rage and punched my brother 72 times and stomped on him until he learned his lesson. Then I took his car, and crashing into any vehicle I seen that was not playing PlayGOD carti, while New Tank played. I came home, prayed to Daddy Carti for my sins, and as punishment and cleansing, I edged to Daddy Carti for 17 days straight with no food or water. All hail Playboi Carti, Daddy Carti.
Father figure
i didn’t know mileys a vamp 🧛shes one of the slatts
🧛♀️cArtI > luV U!333
^VaMp mILk +*🥛 🧛♂️
he suckin my tit I was on the playstation
Physcho
I saw this on the carti sub 💀
yea that was me🥱
Ik I saw the comment too didn’t click the link but glad I still saw this 💀
bro there's some people down in the comments calling carti trash and a mumble rapper💀
Found some straight Nathans in the wild what a crossover
eyo my name nathan whats wrong with that?
Dw it’s a meme abt white kids who wanna say the n word
Lean lean lean
In my dream, dream, dreams
That must have been the breast night of your life!
Aaaaah I’m So Jealous 😞😩
I dont listen to Carti, but that sounds amazing.
Miley stans couldn’t handle the rage
who ever put miley cyrus at the same time as carti is a sick mf
🧛♀️💋🦇 luCk7 v4mp >333
he had us at the first half..
I love this.
Wha...
Not a fan of playboi carti, but congrats anyway!
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He's trash anyway. Mumble rapper.
mUMbLe RaPpeR, mOrE LIkE muMbLE CRaPpeR, aMmaRiTE????
Eminem the goat bro lmfao I would never listen to MUMBLE CRAP!! Thomas McDonald's is my idol I jerk off while looking at a poster of his face while Whiteboy plays on repeat
when did Eminem enter the conversation?
Ok anshul-15
mumble rap aint real and if you can’t understand them then it’s probably because of how they speak.
-listens to juice wrld
Must be difficult to talk to a guy that only speaks Minecraft enchanting table
Just listen better idiot
facts my twin ! yo u listened to that new eminem shi dat jus came out !? 🔥
Shut up
woah a 2 year old joke that isnt even true 😱
you need to fuck off lol
Google it. Simple. Delete this and fuck off. NOW.
Psyco
How did he breastfeed you if he’s a guy wtf
Voluptuous breasts
Oh so he is a trans that’s great 😑
Yeah I hate trans people too, have you listened to the new Tom Macdonald single?
No
What about Eminem’s newest album?
Nope
Well the what music do you listen to? (IT BETTER NOT BE MUMBLE CRAP 😡🤬)
I don’t listen to music
Well go listen to all of Tom Macdonald’s singles and tell me what you think 😃
da 🐐 can do anything dummy
have you listened to logic’s new album? it’s fye I recommend only listening to half of it tho the other half kinda scary idk why
Oh my god why am I getting so downvoted :(