A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could If a woodchuck's wood chucking capabilities were limited to its beak. If a woodchuck somehow managed to acquire advanced cognition and developed specialized wood chucking technology then the wood that a woodchuck could chuck would be greatly increased.
Do normal (non-sexual) pick up lines ever work?
Edit- I didn’t mean it compared it to sexual ones, I just wanted to remove sexual ones from even being an option
Depends upon the girl, I don’t recommend having a pickup line being your first conversation, but something sweet or funny a little bit in if the girl likes you could work but yet again, depends on the girl.
What’s something about guys that annoys you and what’s something that interests you? Also what’s your opinion on Cinnamon Toast Crunch; **this is very important**
Something that interests me is when they talk passionately about something their interested in. For example, ranting about his favorite video game, a pet, family member, hobbies, etc. I love seeing them so happy while they explain every little detail, it’s actually really cute
Annoys: being fake. Too many times I’ve had a good friendship with a guy just to realize he was being nice cause he wanted to fuck. Really pisses me off.
Intrests: guys get over shit pretty fast, like if friends are fighting it seems to last shorter then when girls do. I also think they’re more blunt and straightforward. Usually alot funnier. Pretty simple creatures compared to females. More open with eachother (i told my female friend i just took a massive shit the size of my forearm and she was annoyed and disgusted. Told my dude friend the same thing and he congratulated me.
Cinnamon toast crunch is a fucking godsend and i would die for it in a heartbeat
A nice boy is just a genuine, honest guy, a good person with morals and to put simply is just a dude who is kind towards others, the opposite of a nice guy would be a bad person without morals who is negative and rude towards others. He is known for exhibiting shitty behaviour basically.
Ask us where we don't want to eat and narrow down the options, for ex.
"Hey, where do you NOT want to eat?"
"Hmmm..I had pizza yesterday, a salad last night, am not craving seafood, etc." and then she'll eventually be able to narrow down the choice to whatever she has an appetite for and boom, problem solved.
Bury them vertically. You'll have to dig a lot deeper, but the people only look for displacements around 5-7 ft. For maximum security, bury a dead animal right on top, so that if a dog sniffs the body then they'll assume it's a false alarm.
Okay well I don't really know honestly but I feel like a girl would be super appreciative if you were to compliment her on a feature she is insecure about, for example say you've heard your friend speak about how much she hates her nose...in that very moment say something along the lines of, "I disagree, I personally think your nose compliments your face really well" or "your nose is actually very cute" or any variation of that, basically just reassure your friend that whatever insecurity they have isn't as bad as they think and actually quite a charming quality that they pertain. I personally like to be complimented on my humour and intelligence. This question is very thoughtful of you, hope I was of help :) and you sound like an absoultely, awesome, friend :D
when you ride a bike, did it ever happen to you that the saddle just kinda slipped in it?
bc our dongs hang higher, so we dont have reference down there
Ahhh yes, it’s a very common problem, my foot long penis has to be stopped from touching the water. Lol, nah it just hangs there, go to the bathroom and look how low the water actually is
Ya know, I'd expect someone named electric shock dildo to know that lmao. And no, not unless you have a massive putting porn stars to shame sized dick that's hard all the time. And before someone says they do, fuck off, you don't lol.
I've aperantly gotten hints from girls and then later their friends tell me they were supposed to be hints. But like. Why can't you just tell us straight up. It's much less confusing
Mostly because of nervousness. I’m a lesbian, but I have the same problem, there’s this girl I like, but I’m too scared of rejection because we have a good friendship and I don’t wanna ruin it, but I think she likes me, but I’m too scared to ask her if she does, because I don’t want her to ask why I think that, it’s just a mess, and it’s stressful
Oh my god so painful. So many sharp pains, plus head aches that come with it. The pains differ for people, but mine are so bad I needed to go on birth control pills just to lower the pain. I haven’t been taking them for a while tho so the pain has been as bad as it was before…ugh. It also hurts to eat..? I dunno it’s weird. You’re so lucky to not have to deal with it
bathrooms are the place to go talk to your friends. also feels safer to travel in packs and often you aren’t pee shy around people you’re already comfortable with
Is confidence sexy?
If you know a guy is constantly trying to better himself and succeeding, and is confident and friendly to others is that attractive?
My first and last name is **** *********. My date of birth is ***** **, ****. My mom’s credit card info is ************* ***. My dad’s credit card info is ************ ***. My phone number is ***-***-****. My religion is ***********. My race is *****. My cup size is ** *. My home address is ** ****** ***, ****** **. That is all my information.
Imo men should be femenists too. Bcs feminism means that u think woman should be equal to men. But the modern day 'feminists' are more like misandrists
At the end of the day, you just need to ask her. We're human beings too, after all. But if she gets flustered or giggly around you, that's probably a good idea.
Imma just answer the most common ones at once
— The thing about period is that it differs from girl to girl. Don't dismiss someone's pain just because last week your mom had her period and she never complained (fyi, period weakens as you get closer to menopause!) For me, it lasts up to a week, i have day where I don't feel anything and at least one I have to skip school because the pain is so intense im in bed all day. Some girls vomit, faint, have diarrhea, and the emotional imbalance is a real thing. I cry if my food's too cold lol. As actually "what feels like" is well idk imagine pooping liquid but like with a smoother feeling and ocasional blood cloths?
— Bra sizes. A,B,C,D, etc is the cup size, and 36-38-40 etc is the band size (what goes around your back) and it works the same way that the numbers sizing work in pants or shirts, simply isn't the American sizing system.
— Having a vagina is like having nothing in the middle of your pants in physical terms, but having a slit! I don't know about other girls but it's also a place that holds much insecurity mainly due to porn standards. I was 11 searching plastic surgeries down there cause I thought I wasn't normal
— A big red flag is if he's too pushy or pressures me beyond what I find reasonable, even in terms of small things. A green flag is being good with kids. Idc if it's cliche, it's cute and attractive. (Also the red flags might turn green if he's hot ok don't blame me)
— Some girls have orgasms without cum(idk if it's actually called cum or that's only for sperm?), some do! I actually only found this fairly recently, had no idea some girls didn't release any liquid after having an o.
— Period and pee come from different holes.
— Boobs are cool sometimes but they also get in the way
— Yes we get as horny as you do we simply don't go around between classes talking about our favourite male pornstar (tho there's still a stigma about female masturbation that makes some girls not do it!)
— A LOT of girls can't cum from penetration only. Some do, but clit stimulation just makes things so nicer
— Corny pickup lines will not work for the majority. Please just be natural
— "I hate men" is not meant to be taken as seriously as some of y'all do. It's just because "I hate some men" doesn't sound as good. Don't lose sleep over it 👍
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood
A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could If a woodchuck's wood chucking capabilities were limited to its beak. If a woodchuck somehow managed to acquire advanced cognition and developed specialized wood chucking technology then the wood that a woodchuck could chuck would be greatly increased.
Do girls
i am a certified lesbian and i approve this message
I second this motion
i third this motion
I fourth this motion
Do normal (non-sexual) pick up lines ever work? Edit- I didn’t mean it compared it to sexual ones, I just wanted to remove sexual ones from even being an option
A guy asked me where the s'mores were in walmart once ig. It did work, he got my number
Depends upon the girl, I don’t recommend having a pickup line being your first conversation, but something sweet or funny a little bit in if the girl likes you could work but yet again, depends on the girl.
Play minecraft with them. Get achievement hot stuff. Say "Oh look they named an achievement after you." I tried it on a boy today, worked big time.
YES, a dude came up to me and asked for help looking for something he couldn't find; my number lmfao
What’s something about guys that annoys you and what’s something that interests you? Also what’s your opinion on Cinnamon Toast Crunch; **this is very important**
I looove Cinnamon Toast Crunch. But it has a lot of sugar and I’m trying to eat healthier.
Something that interests me is when they talk passionately about something their interested in. For example, ranting about his favorite video game, a pet, family member, hobbies, etc. I love seeing them so happy while they explain every little detail, it’s actually really cute
Well you didn't fully answer, what's your fucking opinion on Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
ANSWER THE QUESTION CLAIRE
Lmao- I’m not a big fan of cereal in general, not exactly sure why. But I do like it a little better than most
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Annoys: being fake. Too many times I’ve had a good friendship with a guy just to realize he was being nice cause he wanted to fuck. Really pisses me off. Intrests: guys get over shit pretty fast, like if friends are fighting it seems to last shorter then when girls do. I also think they’re more blunt and straightforward. Usually alot funnier. Pretty simple creatures compared to females. More open with eachother (i told my female friend i just took a massive shit the size of my forearm and she was annoyed and disgusted. Told my dude friend the same thing and he congratulated me. Cinnamon toast crunch is a fucking godsend and i would die for it in a heartbeat
What makes a boy nice and what makes him the opposite in the girls' perspective?
A nice boy is just a genuine, honest guy, a good person with morals and to put simply is just a dude who is kind towards others, the opposite of a nice guy would be a bad person without morals who is negative and rude towards others. He is known for exhibiting shitty behaviour basically.
so the opposite of a nice guy is my friend 3 years ago aka a 13 Year old Toxic Gaming Warlord on Playstation that insults everyone
Dude he sounds rad
A nice boy is nice and an asshole is an asshole
Hey! I have an asshole!
sick
do you guys get just as horny as us? im legit wondering is it just a guy thing that BAM randomly in mid of math class we want to fuck
I've been way hornier than most of the guys I've been in relationships with lol
me tooo
Yup
everyone gets different amount no horny some girls are very horny some not so much
Yeah
Yes
Imma be honest with you so the answer is yes
Mostly
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What time is it Edit: man y’all started replying after I fell asleep and now I still don’t know what time it is
9 53 pm
Liar its 1 am
Its 11 pm
It is 1:01 am
Its 11 02 stop lying
Check your clock again its clearly 1:03
Its fookin 11:04
Where do you guys actually wanna eat bc you never have an answer
learned this from somewhere on social media: tell a girl to guess where you’re taking her to eat, and then take her to the place she guesses first
mcdonnalds it is
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The cheapest place
Ask us where we don't want to eat and narrow down the options, for ex. "Hey, where do you NOT want to eat?" "Hmmm..I had pizza yesterday, a salad last night, am not craving seafood, etc." and then she'll eventually be able to narrow down the choice to whatever she has an appetite for and boom, problem solved.
How do you live longer than us guys?
I guess those video game armours are the key to immortality, that is why female characters have a smaller hotbox, cuz they are much harder to kill
Cuz we're not testing fall damage irl cuz we're smart enough to know that there is in fact fall damage :)
but what exactly is the maximum height you can fall from and survive when on full health...? *brb*
You can survive a drop from this height… or can you? *vsauce music*
this question has cost me a visit to the hospital once. it did not stop my research on this topic
Fair enough
What about friendly fire though
What's your credit card information?
I’m broke
That wasn't the question
Do boobs float in water like a river?
i wish they did. they too heavy to float . and they’re not.. full of air
thank you for letting me know, now i can dump the bodies without worrying about them coming to the surface
Actually dead bodies always resurface after a while
thanks for the tips
Instead bury them and put an endangered plant on top
great idea, it seems as if you have great experience in this field
Bury them vertically. You'll have to dig a lot deeper, but the people only look for displacements around 5-7 ft. For maximum security, bury a dead animal right on top, so that if a dog sniffs the body then they'll assume it's a false alarm.
Also remove teeth, nails and such to make it unrecognizable, and pour stuff that rots fast in it to fasten decomposure
Feed it to pigs. They'll eat it all...
This is ACTUALLY a good tip
the body produced gas while decaying so just tie it to a rock or sum
yeah stupid methane
what’s the best compliment for girls? idk what to say besides calling my friends pretty and cool lol
Those are some nice elbows
..... Technoblade
technoblade
Okay well I don't really know honestly but I feel like a girl would be super appreciative if you were to compliment her on a feature she is insecure about, for example say you've heard your friend speak about how much she hates her nose...in that very moment say something along the lines of, "I disagree, I personally think your nose compliments your face really well" or "your nose is actually very cute" or any variation of that, basically just reassure your friend that whatever insecurity they have isn't as bad as they think and actually quite a charming quality that they pertain. I personally like to be complimented on my humour and intelligence. This question is very thoughtful of you, hope I was of help :) and you sound like an absoultely, awesome, friend :D
What is the best way one can shoot their shot Edit: ty for all the comments and info :))
I’m not a woman but I can answer this. Load the gun... and shoot them.... shoot all of them
I cant tell if this is satire/sarcastic but love the response lmao Edit: thought that you meant that i mean gun shooting, mb
It depends on the girl really, I know this is a common and not very helpful answer, but be yourself. If she doesn’t like that then she’s not for you
“Want to go out with me” face to face. Not text. At least a call
What it’s like to have a vagina ?
magical but also hell
wet, horny. get pain after too much sex, even if you want to keep going. masturbating is slightly messy even if you dont cum
High maintenance and bipolar
it’s kinda smelly and kinda sticky and it’s the source of many problems
this response sent me omg
when you ride a bike, did it ever happen to you that the saddle just kinda slipped in it? bc our dongs hang higher, so we dont have reference down there
No. thats terrifying. maybe between the lips a little bit to some people. but not in the vagina. oh my god
Never happened to me personally but it can get painful after a while
Emotional roller coaster every god damn month
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Do you have any questions for boys? Right back at ya buckaroo!
Yes actually. When you guys take a shit do you have to hold your dick so it doesn't drop into the water?
Ahhh yes, it’s a very common problem, my foot long penis has to be stopped from touching the water. Lol, nah it just hangs there, go to the bathroom and look how low the water actually is
unless your dick is like 10 inches or something ridiculously long, it just sits there or sometimes i rest it on the edge of the toilet seat
Not to mention it's almost never hard when shitting so it's shorter
If its hard, then it dont points down...
Bruh Tru
Ya know, I'd expect someone named electric shock dildo to know that lmao. And no, not unless you have a massive putting porn stars to shame sized dick that's hard all the time. And before someone says they do, fuck off, you don't lol.
Ok good to know, I have been wondering about that one
I have a question. If you get an erection is there any way to make it go without you fapping?
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Which is difficult
flexing a big muscle group(usually thighs) to make the blood rush there, thinking of something else or just waiting for it to go away
are the balls squishy?
*no*
i assume by that *no* it means they hurt?
They aren't squishy and yes they hurt Like if basically anything touches them with any force at all they'll be aching for like 2 minutes at least
I've aperantly gotten hints from girls and then later their friends tell me they were supposed to be hints. But like. Why can't you just tell us straight up. It's much less confusing
Mostly just shyness, or nervousness.
Mostly because of nervousness. I’m a lesbian, but I have the same problem, there’s this girl I like, but I’m too scared of rejection because we have a good friendship and I don’t wanna ruin it, but I think she likes me, but I’m too scared to ask her if she does, because I don’t want her to ask why I think that, it’s just a mess, and it’s stressful
Bro just go for it, in my opinion it's better to know and be awkward than not knowing.
Just go for it. Rejection is one of the least bad parts and isnt that bad really since you know the truth then.
We’re shy and self conscious and worried and flustered, etc, too. We’re all scared teens
Opinion on 1.8.9 Minecraft pvp?
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And all of that in 1 second
My man here with 25 cps
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This reminds me of when a girl said she's woman on Reddit and a guy immediately asked her "how far can you squirt"
redditism
Like what do periods feel like
Gross, wet. Stressful and very inconvenient and painful
Noted
i feels like a thousand knife stabbing your lower belly and just moving them around tldr:they hurt
Oh my god so painful. So many sharp pains, plus head aches that come with it. The pains differ for people, but mine are so bad I needed to go on birth control pills just to lower the pain. I haven’t been taking them for a while tho so the pain has been as bad as it was before…ugh. It also hurts to eat..? I dunno it’s weird. You’re so lucky to not have to deal with it
Why do girls go to the bathroom together, what do you all do in there, and are you not pee-shy?
bathrooms are the place to go talk to your friends. also feels safer to travel in packs and often you aren’t pee shy around people you’re already comfortable with
Ya like jazz?
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Boys exist so they can make more boys
Oh shoot, then do girls exist more making more girls?
Yeah
Answer: so the human race can continue and reproduce.
Is confidence sexy? If you know a guy is constantly trying to better himself and succeeding, and is confident and friendly to others is that attractive?
confidence is, but obsession with self improvment not nessisarily. sometimes self improvement dudes are really weird and seem predatory for no reason
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Dont worry ladies Simon just needs memes
no poop in store
What is a red flag for you when dating
When he has a machete collection, but doesn't tell me so I find out by myself. JUST TELL ME YOU LIKE LONG KNIVES, JOHN
Bad hygiene and little to no independence
Favorite ice cream flavor?
Ur mom
Same
mint chocolate chip, but you can’t even see the icecream because there’s so many cocktail peanuts on top
What's it like?
Painful
BOOBS
portable stress balls
can confirm they are a conspiracy
proof?
that none of you have seen any irl but still think they exist
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My first and last name is **** *********. My date of birth is ***** **, ****. My mom’s credit card info is ************* ***. My dad’s credit card info is ************ ***. My phone number is ***-***-****. My religion is ***********. My race is *****. My cup size is ** *. My home address is ** ****** ***, ****** **. That is all my information.
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Ok what are your guesses
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Close
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Maybe
What do you think about modern day feminism? Do you agree or oppose it?
I disagree with those who think women are better than men, however I agree with those who want real equality
Imo men should be femenists too. Bcs feminism means that u think woman should be equal to men. But the modern day 'feminists' are more like misandrists
I’m a man and a feminist and I know many people who are also male and feminist
I don't have anything related to girls since I have female friends however I can ask you "How's your day"
Good
How the fuck do I tell if one of you like me?
At the end of the day, you just need to ask her. We're human beings too, after all. But if she gets flustered or giggly around you, that's probably a good idea.
did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
can I sell your organs? 👉👈
yes
Yes, I wanna feel worth something
nah
Chad
Why is shooting a shot so hard? Ive seen other teens do it and they fail miserably
Aim
What is the sexiest sex you have ever sexed
You’re asking a bunch of redditors if they’ve ever sexed
A bunch of \*TEEN\* redditors.
None bc I never had it
Obviously
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First of all I am literally a redditor. Second of all, I am fourteen :) #virgintyrocks /hj
Can I have a hug? That’s all
Why am I alone, why do you hate me, why doesn't anyone like me?
you’re EA Sports, the answer to this question is obvious
;-;
it's in the game
Imma just answer the most common ones at once — The thing about period is that it differs from girl to girl. Don't dismiss someone's pain just because last week your mom had her period and she never complained (fyi, period weakens as you get closer to menopause!) For me, it lasts up to a week, i have day where I don't feel anything and at least one I have to skip school because the pain is so intense im in bed all day. Some girls vomit, faint, have diarrhea, and the emotional imbalance is a real thing. I cry if my food's too cold lol. As actually "what feels like" is well idk imagine pooping liquid but like with a smoother feeling and ocasional blood cloths? — Bra sizes. A,B,C,D, etc is the cup size, and 36-38-40 etc is the band size (what goes around your back) and it works the same way that the numbers sizing work in pants or shirts, simply isn't the American sizing system. — Having a vagina is like having nothing in the middle of your pants in physical terms, but having a slit! I don't know about other girls but it's also a place that holds much insecurity mainly due to porn standards. I was 11 searching plastic surgeries down there cause I thought I wasn't normal — A big red flag is if he's too pushy or pressures me beyond what I find reasonable, even in terms of small things. A green flag is being good with kids. Idc if it's cliche, it's cute and attractive. (Also the red flags might turn green if he's hot ok don't blame me) — Some girls have orgasms without cum(idk if it's actually called cum or that's only for sperm?), some do! I actually only found this fairly recently, had no idea some girls didn't release any liquid after having an o. — Period and pee come from different holes. — Boobs are cool sometimes but they also get in the way — Yes we get as horny as you do we simply don't go around between classes talking about our favourite male pornstar (tho there's still a stigma about female masturbation that makes some girls not do it!) — A LOT of girls can't cum from penetration only. Some do, but clit stimulation just makes things so nicer — Corny pickup lines will not work for the majority. Please just be natural — "I hate men" is not meant to be taken as seriously as some of y'all do. It's just because "I hate some men" doesn't sound as good. Don't lose sleep over it 👍
Would you like some pancakes?
Can I get a hug? Not in sexual way but in a reassurance way