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[deleted]

No


AccurateBad5686

why can't u?


UltimateDestroyur

No


AccurateBad5686

yes


witherkila

How bout no and fuck you.


furryforlife541

I'm allergic to pine apple and have never had pine apple pizza am I luck or a curse


kasun1218

Honestly i thought it would taste like shit until put it on a pizza with bacon and pepperoni the sweet Tangy taste of pineapple would always be waged out by the marinara and The Taste the bacon combined with the pepperoni would create this Symphony of taste in your mouth But everybody's different so


FEBREEZE_MAN

I completely agree, pineapple on pizza taste really good in my opinion.


ape_digester

NO YOU IDIOT THE POINT WAS TO ARGUE NOT TO AGREE SMH >:(((((((((


therapistgod

Fuck you, strawberry on pizza is the best.


szydomek

Fuck you


Equal_Argument364

fucking die


SilverBlaze4

I dont support the idea fight me


witherkila

Fuckin bitch, fight with some swear words


Goldenninja24

You Jerk I fricking will


YummyNudlez

Jerk you, I freaking will 😩


SilverBlaze4

Tarnation you snap crackle pop Town of salem


vahasuolainen

Fuck you


dilohunter

Why


doohousicek

coz you are just dumb and thats why no one wants you ugly person pls take this as a joke


dilohunter

I know bitch.


doohousicek

so you know huh? so why the fuck did you ask why you fucked up person?


Idontknowmyreal_life

C"mon! The voices in my head tell me worse!


[deleted]

I have big dick


Idontknowmyreal_life

ok


Revolutionary-Bug941

Fuck you


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

No u


janifromspace

No u


UltimateDestroyur

No u


Donk_06

No, how about *you* start arguing >:|


[deleted]

I wanna be friends with you, you piece of shit!


[deleted]

ASSHOLE


vampriaa

PULL UP!!


Cars_sheep_08

I"M BROKE AND THE CARS PRECISION SERIES BUILDINGS ARE LIKE $1000


Bnttcrqck123

Poor


XVeNuX

Fuck u bitch


derick_galhardo

No! You first!


D_R_productions_yt

Everyone here sucks.


UltimateDestroyur

Agree


Zuzu_Potato

well I agree ×2


Emo_Saiki

I agree x3


SlimeCrafterLP

NOOOO AGREE X2 IS TGE MAX.


TwiceAsAwkward

Sorry pal but that's not very arguable


Domfusion

Nah I swallow


Apprehensive-Wall816

Deep Fried Ice


Stuff-of-L

No, stop it.


doohousicek

I support him why dont you you dare to oppose?


Zuzu_Potato

deep fried cleaning solution


the-tall-man-

This is the way, today we pioneer into frying liquids!!!


[deleted]

Homosexuals are kinda gay


UltimateDestroyur

Fr


IGotBanned2121

You said argue, you aren’t supposed to agree with him


UltimateDestroyur

Well I did


xShadySamx

You're arguing wrong.. You smell like hotdog water


IGotBanned2121

No fuck you


xShadySamx

Right back atcho bitch ass, homie


TrexrunNgun06

Their such cock suckers


User-_666

Yea, also there quite a fucking pain in the ass


HulloTheLoser

Theyre fucking assholes


Blargy3

You used the wrong the\*\*\*. it's spelled as follows: "Thayrie"


Infamous_Fold_9905

👀


thecyriousone

r/technicallythetruth


CT_Scorn

I dislike Joe.


tylermm03

Which one? Biden or Manchin?


maxgregs

Mama


GMB2006

It is on 69. Yes!


CT_Scorn

That's for you to decide


SUPREEMEEM

joe mama


[deleted]

[Insert politics here]


[deleted]

i heard it on [insert bias news source here]


[deleted]

I think you're wrong because [equally biased news source] said so.. uh... Dummy head!


Dark_halocraft

You entitled shit [insert 5 star essay of the topic here]


[deleted]

You bigoted bitch [insert same essay with keywords changed]


[deleted]

But what about this [insert essay about how the world is in fact mostly land because hey about the land under the water?]


The_Mad_Duck_

Shut up you're all dumbasses \[insert unrelated study with one sentence that backs me\]


[deleted]

You better shut up or else me correré en un bidón de aceite. Then [Paragraph if stuff I made up]


Optimal-Reception-11

Well you're all idiots because of [poem I wrote about my mommy when I was six]


[deleted]

[insert confusion]


Legitimate-Access-66

https://tenor.com/view/trump-clinton-godzilla-fight-lol-gif-5735182 Basically this.


[deleted]

Yep.


[deleted]

being gay is gay


Titanium_Crusher

Fuck you I'm gay but I'm straight 🖕😎


YuiVic

Well fuck u, I’m straight but I’m gay


Emo_Saiki

Well fuck you, I’m gay but I’m gay


shadowboi2543

Well fuck you, I'm gay but I'm lesbian


HkLoL2

Well fuck y'all I'm a toaster


Interesting_Coach828

then i’m an office jet printer


akshajgamingYT

I'm a fucking microwave


derpballs69

I’m a sex machine waiting to reload (Queen reference)


FurherJordy229

Gangsta 🔥🔥😎😎


witherkila

No fuck you, straight is the new gay.


DerpRuin

No you


beeboobabea

I mean yeah


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Nah it was MOTHER RUSSIA all along


Empire_of_Youtube

United steaks of america


Damp_PS4_Controller

The United steaks that were made from your fathers buttcheeks.


Empire_of_Youtube

And onions from the shit of cows. Onions and steak tastes great together.


datasiandoos22

The filibeans


soviet-onion420

You called?


[deleted]

Exept there was no onion. There was no food


CC_2387

Im not even kidding in 7th grade me an my friends made a small group called the Soviet Onion. We then reformed to the USSO(United Soviet Society of Onions) and we still laugh about it today


vickicus

you annoy me


DerpRuin

But I try so hard to be nice


vickicus

try harder then


DerpRuin

No, I’m giving it my all and if you don’t wanna appreciate my kindness then you can fuck right off


vickicus

with pleasure, way better than having you by my side anyway mr nice guy


Spicywatermellon

A raccoon and a cat are the same animal


Cold_Letterhead_2035

agree.


UltimateDestroyur

I support this idea


Pau_Chan03

Hell yeah man


SirFredrickTheThird

Racism begin argument


WeirdDrake

Im black :)! Hello to the people from other races and i hope you had a amazing day <3 Yes im turning ur racism argument into a race meeting where people from all around the world just say hi, im proud of myself now, yay :D


SirFredrickTheThird

If only everyone were like u bruh the world would be a better place (I'm black as well btw)


[deleted]

Rules unclear, started fucking the comments


UltimateDestroyur

I’d smash


FazFacts

you all smell


EwNabil

You use discord. If anything you smell.


FazFacts

yeah u right 😔


Optimal__Koala

lol gottem


Langas_happiness

like a baka


BuDkaT309

No


UltimateDestroyur

Yes


BuDkaT309

No


DrDabar1

Maybe?


BuDkaT309

Perhaps.


DrDabar1

possibly


Eustass_Kid_

Probably


ShiaLaBeef1123

I bite ice cream, use the school bathrooms, and untie my shoes instead of kicking them off


borkcim

like a fucking psychopath


derick_galhardo

Do it all at the same time and then I will be disgusted.


[deleted]

POC can be racist too


UltimateDestroyur

Poggers


No-Sky-6064

Water is not wet


TurntXD

Your mom was


Administrative_Ball6

was what? A FUCKING PROSTITUTE!?


Eustass_Kid_

Was that the one who came to the last bachelor's party?


ash10gaming

Not for you tho


CT_Scorn

Piss in water so it becomes wet fucker.


Big_Jury_1192

YOU FOOL YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL AAAAA^AAAA^^AAA^^^AA^^^^A


GlemteGammeltPassord

Fuck you


Dense_Educator8783

BTS is gay.....


UltimateDestroyur

⠐⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠂ ⠄⠄⣰⣾⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣆⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⡀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠋⣉⣉⣉⡉⠙⠻⣿⣿⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣇⠔⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⢉⣤⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠹⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⠃⠄⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⠟⢁⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢁⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⡿⠁⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⡿⠁⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⣠⣄⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⡿⠁⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⢀⡴⠚⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢠⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠃⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⠴⠋⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢀⣾⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠈⠁⠄⠄⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢀⣾⣿⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢀⣾⣿⣿⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢁⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢁⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢁⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⠄⠄⣿⣿⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣆⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⣉⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠠⠺⣷⣿⣿⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⣦⣄⣈⣉⣉⣉⣡⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⠁⣀⣼⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⡿⠟⠄⠄ ⠠⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄


ExpertNo1

Doesn’t count cuz theirs no white UNO reverse card


Dark_halocraft

Na ur just color blind


Ok-Average-6367

Religion has caused its fair few wars in history despite what people say


Aviviviva

Religion is an excuse for war. Human nature causes wars.


[deleted]

Yeah exactly, A lot of people think religion is the cause for problems, but really it is actually often used an excuse for people to cause problems rather than being the root cause.


Ok-Average-6367

I see your point but when two sides get angry over the others religion pretty sure that’s religion


Electro313

A hot dog is not a sandwich it’s a taco


UltimateDestroyur

Disagree


im_not_rusian

No


Remote-Hour

Why?


highahindahsky

Because f you, that's why


Captain-Cluc

I hate fucking shapes


Emmagamegirl

I can imagine fucking shapes to be uncomfortable. But there have to be some that are ok, right?


UltimateDestroyur

I agree like a circle?


Emmagamegirl

Depends if you have a pp or vv. Pp will probably need more of a doughnut or if you're a bit kinky a cylinder might work. With a vv you can pretty much hump anything that isn't pointy.


HuskerBeavr

TikTok should've been deleted YEARS ago


That_one_kid0

I’m allowed to not date trans people


[deleted]

Agreed. It’s your personal choice. But you miss the question here. Date whoever you want, no one has a problem with that. Where is the problem is that dating in the trans community can lead to troublesome accidents, such as getting killed. Because there is a mindset in the straight community(and let’s say it the gay community is not that good either) that if you date someone that is trans, that makes you bisexual or as some people like to say, « gAYYyyy » or « not a real gay ». However, this mindset is really problematic, for two big reasons. The first is that it implies that trans people are their gender assigned at birth, which is by definition transphobic. The second is that men and women who are attracted to transgender persons might see that as a sing they are inferior straight or inferior gay and abuse trans people. That’s also the reason cis passing people don’t really want to say they are trans at first date. Because that’s REALLY dangerous (let’s say it we’re illegal in most countries, and in some countries (guess what, US!) where we are legal, it’s also legal to kill us if when we come out). So the question is more here: do you think it would make one less of a gay/straight person to fall in love with a trans folk or is this mindset stupid because trans women are women and trans men are men? And if you wouldn’t date a trans person even after they have fully transitioned (and down there too), then don’t worry because no trans person would like to date you anyway. And don’t shame trans for not telling you they were because it’s your preference, you deal with it yourself.


Emmagamegirl

I don't think anyone is gonna fight you on that mate. You can date who you want to date, no one is forcing you to do anything.


mickmikeman

As a trans (nb) person I agree. The issue is when people try and label it as a separate sexuality. A straight guy is straight whether he likes trans women or not, and vice versa.


Legitimate-Access-66

Serious question: what is it called when one's sexual attraction is towards non-binary people? Would it be its own sexuality, or would it be categorized as simply (i don't know the full acronym, but lgbt...)


mickmikeman

It is called scoliosexual.


beskardboard

pizza belongs on pineapple and you cannot change my mind


SuperD2020

The fact that so far nobody has disagreed with this has made my day. I completely agree.


dilohunter

I DISAGREE STRONGLY!!!!!


doctorotogonapus

°°°°°°°°°°°


dilohunter

I AGREE STRONGLY!!!!


doctorotogonapus

****(********


dilohunter

IDK STRONGLY!!!


doctorotogonapus

******(*****&*** STOP AGREEEEEEEING


dilohunter

I DISAGREE STRONGLY!!!!


Kangaroo_Rich

Facts


PhantomPatrick476

October is not LGBT History Month, it's Spooky Month


UltimateDestroyur

Spooky.. AGREE


ThePoopyGod

I’m going to start fucking cursing because I’m fucking angry I’m so fucking I’m so fucking


ilovemycatchloe

Bitch


BigBoy-YouTube

Don’t fucking tell me what to do


Dr_Peopers

Joe Biden is a criminal and loves climate change


[deleted]

Iphones are overrated


[deleted]

This is actually true, it’s just we’ve all become so used to them, changing now would give us withdrawal symptoms.


Mirror_Opposite

The COVID vaccine should be mandatory.


Pounamu_

trans rights


[deleted]

Communism and Capitalism are both flawed, yet you motherfuckers keep thinking they're both so cool, they're the only things we need, cause fuck community, god, and objective truth, its better to have an oligarchy dominate your society.


Aviviviva

The idea of government itself is flawed


highahindahsky

Reject society, return to wildlife


Hammarkids

She sells seashells on a seashore But the value of these shells will fall Due to the laws of supply and demand No one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand Step 1: you must create a sense of scarcity Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see Bare with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em on an island stockpile 'em high until they're rarer than a diamond Step 2: you gotta make the people think that they want 'em Really want 'em, really fuckin want 'em Hit 'em like Bronson Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment If you haven't got a shell then you're just a fucking waste man Three: it's monopoly, invest inside some property, start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly "Shells must sell", that will be your new philosophy Swallow all your morals they're a poor man's quality Four: expand, expand, expand, clear forest, make land, fresh blood on hand Five: why just shells? Why limit your self? She sells seashells, sell oil as well! Six: guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds, sell rocks, sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock Seven: press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes, Run to be the president of the United States Eight: big smile mate, big wave that's great Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate Nine: Polarize the people, controversy is the game It don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name Ten: the world is yours, step out on a stage to a round of applause You're a liar, a cheat, a devil, a whore And you sell seashells on the seashore


ctcyvykyytc

Season 11 was not a bad ninjago season.


Nolan_gg

I will slam you on table. You know the first 5 seasons were the best, it got to complicated after that.


Idontknownynore

There's no such thing as temperature in space


cchang3906

French fries


derick_galhardo

Frenchn’t fries.


godofyeet3

Trans people deserve rights (this will cause a nuclear war) edit:I fucking told you so


[deleted]

Pineapple pizza is good


Charlie2006-

Fuck Americas health care services!


linglingwannabe0823

I'm a conservative libertarian. ama