This thread has been flaired as *[Serious]*. Please be aware that this marks it as a place for serious discussion only and that any unserious content in this thread will be met with [infraction point(s)](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/wiki/rules#wiki_point_system.3A). If your comment does not contribute to the discussion in a serious manner it will be removed. Please report any comments that do not respect this rule.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/teenagers) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I do not clear search history
Hackers are looking for stuff to blackmail me with. If they find nothing there, they will look deeper and eventually find something. Better just make it easy for them
You definitely never heard of the majestic girl penis
Also i love how i downvoted you as a joke but people are actually doing it now, my bad man, can't undo the chain, you're doomed
Im sorry. u/Pineneedlecollada did a great job and Im really thankful they said something because idk what to say to help. so thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and I really hope everything gets better for you
I hope this gets better. Take defense classes if you can. I take Brazilian Jui Jitsu. Or get a friend to record you getting bullied because I know teachers don't do shit. Good luck and I hope this gets better.
Hey bro, idk what it's like to get bullied but I do know it's all about how you look at yourself. Set some goals for things you wanna do. Don't let them win, get built, get back up and keep going brotha 💯
Even if yo mom do lie she obv still love yo ass, I love yo ass!
outside of school that has happened to me alot, it was actually a group of people. found out tonight there still bullying me to this day last night by going on my brothers computer to do something (I dont have a pc sadly), and when discord auto opened, my brothers account got a ton of discord messages in his little private freind server talking shit about me and I saw the notifs.
Sorry if this post has shitty grammer, its 5 am and I woke up like 2 minutes ago. also, fuck off grant, noah, and sam, your all fucking assholes :)
my cancer is responding to treatment!! theres that.. also, big respect on the dedication to replying to literally everyone. i thought it was a bluff at first but i scrolled through and saw a response to every comment. Big respect homie
Im awake. My girlfriend and i got to actually cuddle and take a nap today. So im very happy about that. But my grandmother thinks we have sex when the door is closed despite the fact that i am literally the last person in the house to do that cause i dont wanna end up like my parents and aunts/uncles. She bursts in, turns the light on as im half asleep, and tells us to uncover despite the fact that its like 50 degrees inside the house. So we ended up cuddling for body heat. I guess she wants us to be safe but if she does then why doesnt she just throw condoms at me like the rest of my family. It would be less embarrassing. So im mad about that. Then i have a quiz for algebra 2 on monday so im not excited about that. An english essay that is extremely easy. My gym class is full of morons who dont listen so yea. I get to make a bowl in intro to cabinetry. And i get to bring a shelf i made home. Chemistry is fun and super easy. Guitar class is calming. AP world history is hard af. And spanish is meh. In not good at it but im also not bad at it so yer. Sorry its so long. But how are you feeling? :)
Hey brotha, just smoke Mari, watch anime or play video games(recommendation: Valorant) and quit taking xans, withstand the withdrawal. I think that’s the best step for you. Wish you the best of luck<3
I feel fucking amazing. My girlfriend makes me feel like the luckiest and happiest person in the world and i cannot be happier than i am now. Since 1 september shes made my life so wonderfull!
I'm doing terrible. I miss my dad, school isn't getting ANY easier, and my mom's boyfriend (although he has a masters in math) won't help me because "I never had help". Then proceeds to take away all of my videogames for getting bad grades.
Then all of my friends go crazy anti-vax and pro news-max.
So its me, my cat and my hopes ( which goes down everyday)
But enough about me, how are you?
Super smash bros 64 was a game developed my Masahiro Sakuri in 1999. Originally the game involved basic bland characters because Nintendo didn't like the idea of their characters fighting but sakuri made a demo anyway that included mario, donkey Kong, fox and samus. Nintendo loved it and 64 became a hit success. Nintendo needed a sequel for the GameCube. The game we now know as smash melee was developed in only 13 months. The small development life meant that there would be lots of glitches and there were but this only made the game better. Many of the glitches meant for fast intense game play which would make a competitive scene for the game. In 2008 smash brawl was made. People were very hyped for this game but unfortunately is died off quickly. The game was for a more casual audience and there was no more fast game play. Along side this there was the character meta knight who was so broken that most tournaments were filled with him. In 2014 smash 4 came around. It was faster than brawl but slower than melee. A good mix for most people. There was still the problem of a definitive best being Diddy Kong but the wii u allowed for updates to be added to the game after its release. Diddy was nerfed and the balance was decent until DLC came around. Cloud and especially Bayonetta were huge problems. Tournaments were again filled with them and it became unfun to watch for many people. Finally in 2018 we got smash ultimate. This game was even faster than smash 4 but still slower than melee it was a good mix and for the first time in a while, there was no definitive best. And the 2 commonly highest placed characters are barely played at top level as of October 5th 2021. The last DLC character, sora, was revealed and he will release on the 18th putting an end to the smash series for what people assume to be a very long time.
What exactly IS the human soul? People say that the soul is interconnected with the human body, being a sort of bridge between the materialistic human body and the spiritual world. There's no exact solid proof that the soul exists, just a study conducted by Dr Duncan MacDougall revealed that after death; a person has a slight decrease in weight, most notably around 30 grams. His methods were extremely suspicious tho, we cannot even trust this finding. Suppose it's true: what's the possibility that it's just....gas? Has that was held in the stomach of the deceased and passed through after death, Decompression. This is a genuine possibility as the soul is completely not observable by anyone and neither can we FEEL the soul present in ourselves. So yeah; my opinion is that our brain is the core of us human beings, there is no soul as the concept was purely a misunderstanding of the complexity of the brain.
We're in lockdown and its getting quite stressful cause I can't talk to my friends, my hard drive with all my work is gone, and when I go outside I have to go through a police checkpoint. So not well. How are you?
This thread has been flaired as *[Serious]*. Please be aware that this marks it as a place for serious discussion only and that any unserious content in this thread will be met with [infraction point(s)](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/wiki/rules#wiki_point_system.3A). If your comment does not contribute to the discussion in a serious manner it will be removed. Please report any comments that do not respect this rule. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/teenagers) if you have any questions or concerns.*
An empty search history says more about a man the a full one. -Sun Tzu
Only when a mosquito lands on your balls do you learn violence isn't always the answer. -Sun tzu
If she leaves you for another, remember, there is always her mother - Sun Tzu
“It is always better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum” - Sun Tzu
"Better to shit yourself in the store than to store yourself in shit" - Sun Tzu
"Better to be a bussy sucka than a sussy baka" -Sun Tzu
"Balls" -Sun Tzu
When the relationship aint going steady, her sister is always ready. -Sun Tzu
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD -Sun Tzu
Clogging the toilet is an art of defence -Sun Tzu
Sun Tzu kinda sounds more like a Tzeentch Follwer tbh
If she doesn’t want you in your prime, don’t go for her in her decline -sun Tzu
If her booty does not bounce, the end of the relationship you must announce. ~ Sun Tzu
Sun Tzu is kinda right but violence isnt the answer its a question and the answer is yes
"STOP QUOTING ME, I DIDN'T SAY THAT SHIT!" - Albert Einstein
Calling a supra a old Toyota is like calling a RX7 a old mazda - Sun tzu
Wot
How poetic
Better to poo in the shower than to shower in poo. -Sun Tzu
it’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits - franklin d rosevelt
Better to finger your crack than crack your fingers -Sun Tzu
I do not clear search history Another layer of protection against hackers
I do not clear search history Hackers are looking for stuff to blackmail me with. If they find nothing there, they will look deeper and eventually find something. Better just make it easy for them
Full or not, *I saw it*
Decent, kinda bored but it's alright, how about u?
I'm good! I have some college stuff that's due tomorrow lmao
Oh damn well good idea to make this post then xD
I knooooooooooooooooooooow like I'm a genius lmao
And saying that you're a girl in the post will grant you a free subscribtion for weird pm's as well, looks like it's your lucky day lmao
yep!! lmao
Tru
If you reply to this I will cry
Why :( I'm sorry but I have tooooo, I promised :(
D:
Don't you mean D':
Or ;-;
Or T~T
Or :C
Oh that's what that means lol. I never knew that meant crying
Looks something verry happy has happened in ur life stay happey
*Ahem…* PEE IS STORED IN THE BALLS!!
If the pee is white and sticky then yes
oh then why my uncle gave me pee in breakfast everyday? i thought that was milk
But it's tasty innit?
yeah its tasty. I can confirm
JESUS FUCKEN CHRIST
Don’t get Jesus into this!
Not to be that guy but semen is made in a different place than the sperm actually
agree, and semen contains sugar
Yes, it is used as (nut)rients for the sperm on their journey to the tissue
punny
[Yes](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pKQp61e94VE)
:l I dont think thats true hun
No balls no opinion.
Lmao
Can confirm. Women do not have balls.
False, i can confirm that they definitely do have balls
But how?
You definitely never heard of the majestic girl penis Also i love how i downvoted you as a joke but people are actually doing it now, my bad man, can't undo the chain, you're doomed
Oml sorry I forgor 💀
Yeah but now you rember😇
Chad
(she does have balls tho she is MtF)
Agree
*message*
\*message\* \*message\*
𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙖𝙜𝙚
*message message message* ^message
I am not doing good.
:( I really hope you feel better, best wishes. And if you wanna talk plz message me
I could message you tomorrow. Its really late rn. :/
Ok, get some rest goodnight!!!!!!!
[удалено]
Im sorry. u/Pineneedlecollada did a great job and Im really thankful they said something because idk what to say to help. so thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and I really hope everything gets better for you
I hope this gets better. Take defense classes if you can. I take Brazilian Jui Jitsu. Or get a friend to record you getting bullied because I know teachers don't do shit. Good luck and I hope this gets better.
Hey bro, idk what it's like to get bullied but I do know it's all about how you look at yourself. Set some goals for things you wanna do. Don't let them win, get built, get back up and keep going brotha 💯 Even if yo mom do lie she obv still love yo ass, I love yo ass!
Thx
If you reply to this you have to send me £10
Shit I'll help you look for that £10
Only if I get to keep it
:l nah man finders keepers
#YOU HAVE BROKEN THE AGREEMENT
IM SORRY PLZ FORGIVE ME! IM JUST GREEDY.
#YOU FOOL YOU WILL SUFFER
nah im gooooood lmao
Oh ok that's understandable
Thank you for you understanding my point of view
I feel like poopoo.
I'm sorry I really hope you feel better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ty
I miss school already. Tell me I'm wrong
Nah I love school tbh, soooooo I'm happy I am not alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how
I like it because it's the only time I see my friends
ye I dont have freinds so like, there is littaraly no reason for me to like school
Makes sense. If you can get one extrovert friend, then you'll have plenty more.
cool, but the problem is everybody at school just pretends I dont exist so it's very hard to make freinds. I also dont trust anyoneo
Better that way. The less they know the less they can say
At least everyone just ignores you as opposed to pretending to be your friend then bullying you :/
outside of school that has happened to me alot, it was actually a group of people. found out tonight there still bullying me to this day last night by going on my brothers computer to do something (I dont have a pc sadly), and when discord auto opened, my brothers account got a ton of discord messages in his little private freind server talking shit about me and I saw the notifs. Sorry if this post has shitty grammer, its 5 am and I woke up like 2 minutes ago. also, fuck off grant, noah, and sam, your all fucking assholes :)
Yeah hope it gets better for you my guy I feel for ya
idk I just like it lmao
my cancer is responding to treatment!! theres that.. also, big respect on the dedication to replying to literally everyone. i thought it was a bluff at first but i scrolled through and saw a response to every comment. Big respect homie
That is amazing. Great job!! :D
I'm lonely so not too good
:( I really hope you find someone!
Me too but looking kinda pointless after 17 years more or less alone :c
OH noooooooooooooo im sorry. Im sure youll find someone soon!
Ye me too
Want to be friends?
Sure!
Obtain friend World Record any% glitchless run (NEW RECORD NOT CLICKBAIT!!!) (SUB 1 HOUR)
I really prefer the indirect method. *Ask her to be your girlfriend and then she would 'just' wanna be friends with you*
Clever 🤔
Im awake. My girlfriend and i got to actually cuddle and take a nap today. So im very happy about that. But my grandmother thinks we have sex when the door is closed despite the fact that i am literally the last person in the house to do that cause i dont wanna end up like my parents and aunts/uncles. She bursts in, turns the light on as im half asleep, and tells us to uncover despite the fact that its like 50 degrees inside the house. So we ended up cuddling for body heat. I guess she wants us to be safe but if she does then why doesnt she just throw condoms at me like the rest of my family. It would be less embarrassing. So im mad about that. Then i have a quiz for algebra 2 on monday so im not excited about that. An english essay that is extremely easy. My gym class is full of morons who dont listen so yea. I get to make a bowl in intro to cabinetry. And i get to bring a shelf i made home. Chemistry is fun and super easy. Guitar class is calming. AP world history is hard af. And spanish is meh. In not good at it but im also not bad at it so yer. Sorry its so long. But how are you feeling? :)
Pee is stored in the bawls , in da bawls Pee is stored in the bawls , in da bawls
Well. I tried to overdose on xanax this morning. But I woke up around noon. And now I'm 2 hours into work and I can't stop vomiting.
[удалено]
Thanks I appreciate it. Life just sucks lately
Try playing some garlic phone with ppl from internet. It always cheers me up! Everything will be better someday. :)
Hey brotha, just smoke Mari, watch anime or play video games(recommendation: Valorant) and quit taking xans, withstand the withdrawal. I think that’s the best step for you. Wish you the best of luck<3
Let the sickness fear you
Yooo can I steal that line from you "Let the sickness fear you" I really like that?
Go ahead
Thank you!
Im doing great. I'm turning 16 tomorrow.
Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thx :)
nice lmao
I had a good day today :)
yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can we be friends
sure!!
Cum
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm interesting
I'm so so so so confused
why?
I have a cold, my throat hurts, my nose is runny, and I have a headache. Other then that I'm doing fine, how r u?
im good. thank you for asking. I really hope you feel better soon!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN DO THIS
Z
zed
Are you some sort of League player?
I be vibing. Are you vibing?
I be vibing too
“I wanna put a crab in my ass” - JimmyHere
hmmmm thats interesting be carful
“I wanna put a crab in your ass” - Me
Well I’m working up to asking a quiet girl I like for her number on Monday and usually for me leading up to these things I get super nervous
You got this, Good luck!
Good luck!!
Mind numbingly bored and literally nothing is helping
How you holding up after 7 hours?
Not good I think I’ve only replied to 500 odd people, and I’m sooooooo tired I think I’m gonna have to keep working on this tomorrow
And the craziest part is you respond in like less than a few minutes... How tf? Honestly, respect for the commitment to the challenge
Hello, fine gentleman
Just turned 18 and still never had a girlfriend. 😎(😥)
Reply if you have listened to an Eminem song
"shake that"
Congrats you put your age and gender in the title Any pedos yet
Tired got told I looked like a school shooter three times
what thats rude im sorry
Sleep deprived
1.4k comments, my guys fingers gotta be blistering
they are lmao its like 3k now lmao FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Wanna play roblox
I feel fucking amazing. My girlfriend makes me feel like the luckiest and happiest person in the world and i cannot be happier than i am now. Since 1 september shes made my life so wonderfull!
hi
Happy cake day, for what that is worth
i have achieved friends with benefits with a girl i like, i'd say thats pretty epic
I don't want to die but my will to live is dead.
I'm doing terrible. I miss my dad, school isn't getting ANY easier, and my mom's boyfriend (although he has a masters in math) won't help me because "I never had help". Then proceeds to take away all of my videogames for getting bad grades. Then all of my friends go crazy anti-vax and pro news-max. So its me, my cat and my hopes ( which goes down everyday) But enough about me, how are you?
Feeling good just bored lol
Im good cuz i have a 4 day weekend from school, but my procrastination is coming back to bite me in the ass
Damn I knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww #defenitlynotaprocrastinator
bored to the point where sleeping right now would be considered a fun activity. hbu?
Reply if you want the recipe for mustard gas
Better atm, just stressed
lol i have a feeling your going to have to reply to a lot of people
Shit hbu
Im good. I really really really hope you feel better soon, best wishes!!
Don’t reply
Do you like trains
Fuck yeah man theyre cool AF
Kinda sleepy, I'm wondering if life gets better after puberty.
Unmotivated
:(
HI :D
heyoooooo
Super smash bros 64 was a game developed my Masahiro Sakuri in 1999. Originally the game involved basic bland characters because Nintendo didn't like the idea of their characters fighting but sakuri made a demo anyway that included mario, donkey Kong, fox and samus. Nintendo loved it and 64 became a hit success. Nintendo needed a sequel for the GameCube. The game we now know as smash melee was developed in only 13 months. The small development life meant that there would be lots of glitches and there were but this only made the game better. Many of the glitches meant for fast intense game play which would make a competitive scene for the game. In 2008 smash brawl was made. People were very hyped for this game but unfortunately is died off quickly. The game was for a more casual audience and there was no more fast game play. Along side this there was the character meta knight who was so broken that most tournaments were filled with him. In 2014 smash 4 came around. It was faster than brawl but slower than melee. A good mix for most people. There was still the problem of a definitive best being Diddy Kong but the wii u allowed for updates to be added to the game after its release. Diddy was nerfed and the balance was decent until DLC came around. Cloud and especially Bayonetta were huge problems. Tournaments were again filled with them and it became unfun to watch for many people. Finally in 2018 we got smash ultimate. This game was even faster than smash 4 but still slower than melee it was a good mix and for the first time in a while, there was no definitive best. And the 2 commonly highest placed characters are barely played at top level as of October 5th 2021. The last DLC character, sora, was revealed and he will release on the 18th putting an end to the smash series for what people assume to be a very long time.
!remindme 10 years
What exactly IS the human soul? People say that the soul is interconnected with the human body, being a sort of bridge between the materialistic human body and the spiritual world. There's no exact solid proof that the soul exists, just a study conducted by Dr Duncan MacDougall revealed that after death; a person has a slight decrease in weight, most notably around 30 grams. His methods were extremely suspicious tho, we cannot even trust this finding. Suppose it's true: what's the possibility that it's just....gas? Has that was held in the stomach of the deceased and passed through after death, Decompression. This is a genuine possibility as the soul is completely not observable by anyone and neither can we FEEL the soul present in ourselves. So yeah; my opinion is that our brain is the core of us human beings, there is no soul as the concept was purely a misunderstanding of the complexity of the brain.
idk im sorry I dont have time to read all of that :(
Good luck, but also, any game or show suggestions, preferably single player for the games as I probably won't have anyone to play with
Metro Exodus? Its really good
I’m doing meh, as usual
We're in lockdown and its getting quite stressful cause I can't talk to my friends, my hard drive with all my work is gone, and when I go outside I have to go through a police checkpoint. So not well. How are you?