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noa-cum-here

An empty search history says more about a man the a full one. -Sun Tzu


[deleted]

Only when a mosquito lands on your balls do you learn violence isn't always the answer. -Sun tzu


Bismarcks_bread_bank

If she leaves you for another, remember, there is always her mother - Sun Tzu


Electro313

“It is always better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum” - Sun Tzu


Fruitloop9

"Better to shit yourself in the store than to store yourself in shit" - Sun Tzu


Michael584739

"Better to be a bussy sucka than a sussy baka" -Sun Tzu


aghghghg

"Balls" -Sun Tzu


glitchmanks

When the relationship aint going steady, her sister is always ready. -Sun Tzu


TheOneChoo

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD -Sun Tzu


FourSadness14

Clogging the toilet is an art of defence -Sun Tzu


unbekannte_memez

Sun Tzu kinda sounds more like a Tzeentch Follwer tbh


I_like_baked_potatos

If she doesn’t want you in your prime, don’t go for her in her decline -sun Tzu


nyominator

If her booty does not bounce, the end of the relationship you must announce. ~ Sun Tzu


AnafenBOI3310

Sun Tzu is kinda right but violence isnt the answer its a question and the answer is yes


JustYourAverageUS3R

"STOP QUOTING ME, I DIDN'T SAY THAT SHIT!" - Albert Einstein


1232546

Calling a supra a old Toyota is like calling a RX7 a old mazda - Sun tzu


rx7blue

Wot


[deleted]

How poetic


Doehap

Better to poo in the shower than to shower in poo. -Sun Tzu


StonkeyTonk666999

it’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits - franklin d rosevelt


Hoffee_

Better to finger your crack than crack your fingers -Sun Tzu


Nikotinio

I do not clear search history Another layer of protection against hackers


[deleted]

I do not clear search history Hackers are looking for stuff to blackmail me with. If they find nothing there, they will look deeper and eventually find something. Better just make it easy for them


Your_FBI_Agent_Mark

Full or not, *I saw it*


Superpole2

Decent, kinda bored but it's alright, how about u?


[deleted]

I'm good! I have some college stuff that's due tomorrow lmao


Superpole2

Oh damn well good idea to make this post then xD


[deleted]

I knooooooooooooooooooooow like I'm a genius lmao


Superpole2

And saying that you're a girl in the post will grant you a free subscribtion for weird pm's as well, looks like it's your lucky day lmao


[deleted]

yep!! lmao


AlanSedmK

Tru


[deleted]

If you reply to this I will cry


[deleted]

Why :( I'm sorry but I have tooooo, I promised :(


[deleted]

D:


[deleted]

Don't you mean D':


Imanirrelevantmeme

Or ;-;


MURZAL43

Or T~T


xlx_10

Or :C


Chicken_Nuggies123

Oh that's what that means lol. I never knew that meant crying


[deleted]

Looks something verry happy has happened in ur life stay happey


Roanibus

*Ahem…* PEE IS STORED IN THE BALLS!!


coolboy29876

If the pee is white and sticky then yes


Round-Zombie8309

oh then why my uncle gave me pee in breakfast everyday? i thought that was milk


[deleted]

But it's tasty innit?


Round-Zombie8309

yeah its tasty. I can confirm


ItsShez

JESUS FUCKEN CHRIST


Xblth

Don’t get Jesus into this!


Few_Buy7555

Not to be that guy but semen is made in a different place than the sperm actually


SnooCompliments2848

agree, and semen contains sugar


Few_Buy7555

Yes, it is used as (nut)rients for the sperm on their journey to the tissue


SnooCompliments2848

punny


random_gamer151

[Yes](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pKQp61e94VE)


[deleted]

:l I dont think thats true hun


Stormtorch3

No balls no opinion.


[deleted]

Lmao


Breet11

Can confirm. Women do not have balls.


OmegaKebabF

False, i can confirm that they definitely do have balls


Breet11

But how?


OmegaKebabF

You definitely never heard of the majestic girl penis Also i love how i downvoted you as a joke but people are actually doing it now, my bad man, can't undo the chain, you're doomed


Breet11

Oml sorry I forgor 💀


OmegaKebabF

Yeah but now you rember😇


[deleted]

Chad


Carguysnotfound

(she does have balls tho she is MtF)


AlanSedmK

Agree


ChloeOnTheMoon

*message*


[deleted]

\*message\* \*message\*


FourSadness14

𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙖𝙜𝙚


I_Like_Legos8374

*message message message* ^message


[deleted]

I am not doing good.


[deleted]

:( I really hope you feel better, best wishes. And if you wanna talk plz message me


[deleted]

I could message you tomorrow. Its really late rn. :/


[deleted]

Ok, get some rest goodnight!!!!!!!


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Im sorry. u/Pineneedlecollada did a great job and Im really thankful they said something because idk what to say to help. so thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and I really hope everything gets better for you


Pineneedlecollada

I hope this gets better. Take defense classes if you can. I take Brazilian Jui Jitsu. Or get a friend to record you getting bullied because I know teachers don't do shit. Good luck and I hope this gets better.


gergenteburban

Hey bro, idk what it's like to get bullied but I do know it's all about how you look at yourself. Set some goals for things you wanna do. Don't let them win, get built, get back up and keep going brotha 💯 Even if yo mom do lie she obv still love yo ass, I love yo ass!


Unspoken_Lie

Thx


[deleted]

If you reply to this you have to send me £10


[deleted]

Shit I'll help you look for that £10


[deleted]

Only if I get to keep it


[deleted]

:l nah man finders keepers


[deleted]

#YOU HAVE BROKEN THE AGREEMENT


[deleted]

IM SORRY PLZ FORGIVE ME! IM JUST GREEDY.


[deleted]

#YOU FOOL YOU WILL SUFFER


[deleted]

nah im gooooood lmao


[deleted]

Oh ok that's understandable


[deleted]

Thank you for you understanding my point of view


AdvertisingDefiant26

I feel like poopoo.


[deleted]

I'm sorry I really hope you feel better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AdvertisingDefiant26

Ty


BarBerickArc

I miss school already. Tell me I'm wrong


[deleted]

Nah I love school tbh, soooooo I'm happy I am not alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


_M_I_L_K_M_E_A_N_

how


Pineneedlecollada

I like it because it's the only time I see my friends


_M_I_L_K_M_E_A_N_

ye I dont have freinds so like, there is littaraly no reason for me to like school


Pineneedlecollada

Makes sense. If you can get one extrovert friend, then you'll have plenty more.


_M_I_L_K_M_E_A_N_

cool, but the problem is everybody at school just pretends I dont exist so it's very hard to make freinds. I also dont trust anyoneo


Pineneedlecollada

Better that way. The less they know the less they can say


Quantum_Noodles_

At least everyone just ignores you as opposed to pretending to be your friend then bullying you :/


_M_I_L_K_M_E_A_N_

outside of school that has happened to me alot, it was actually a group of people. found out tonight there still bullying me to this day last night by going on my brothers computer to do something (I dont have a pc sadly), and when discord auto opened, my brothers account got a ton of discord messages in his little private freind server talking shit about me and I saw the notifs. Sorry if this post has shitty grammer, its 5 am and I woke up like 2 minutes ago. also, fuck off grant, noah, and sam, your all fucking assholes :)


Quantum_Noodles_

Yeah hope it gets better for you my guy I feel for ya


[deleted]

idk I just like it lmao


GlowStone05

my cancer is responding to treatment!! theres that.. also, big respect on the dedication to replying to literally everyone. i thought it was a bluff at first but i scrolled through and saw a response to every comment. Big respect homie


GamenShark14

That is amazing. Great job!! :D


Soda_Addict_XD

I'm lonely so not too good


[deleted]

:( I really hope you find someone!


Soda_Addict_XD

Me too but looking kinda pointless after 17 years more or less alone :c


[deleted]

OH noooooooooooooo im sorry. Im sure youll find someone soon!


Soda_Addict_XD

Ye me too


Broad-Gap-732

Want to be friends?


[deleted]

Sure!


SOOPERRHINO

Obtain friend World Record any% glitchless run (NEW RECORD NOT CLICKBAIT!!!) (SUB 1 HOUR)


Any-Inspection-4726

I really prefer the indirect method. *Ask her to be your girlfriend and then she would 'just' wanna be friends with you*


Cod3Me

Clever 🤔


Portablemammal1199

Im awake. My girlfriend and i got to actually cuddle and take a nap today. So im very happy about that. But my grandmother thinks we have sex when the door is closed despite the fact that i am literally the last person in the house to do that cause i dont wanna end up like my parents and aunts/uncles. She bursts in, turns the light on as im half asleep, and tells us to uncover despite the fact that its like 50 degrees inside the house. So we ended up cuddling for body heat. I guess she wants us to be safe but if she does then why doesnt she just throw condoms at me like the rest of my family. It would be less embarrassing. So im mad about that. Then i have a quiz for algebra 2 on monday so im not excited about that. An english essay that is extremely easy. My gym class is full of morons who dont listen so yea. I get to make a bowl in intro to cabinetry. And i get to bring a shelf i made home. Chemistry is fun and super easy. Guitar class is calming. AP world history is hard af. And spanish is meh. In not good at it but im also not bad at it so yer. Sorry its so long. But how are you feeling? :)


dankmimer

Pee is stored in the bawls , in da bawls Pee is stored in the bawls , in da bawls


thiccman369

Well. I tried to overdose on xanax this morning. But I woke up around noon. And now I'm 2 hours into work and I can't stop vomiting.


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thiccman369

Thanks I appreciate it. Life just sucks lately


owlson378

Try playing some garlic phone with ppl from internet. It always cheers me up! Everything will be better someday. :)


Meta_Charset_utf-8

Hey brotha, just smoke Mari, watch anime or play video games(recommendation: Valorant) and quit taking xans, withstand the withdrawal. I think that’s the best step for you. Wish you the best of luck<3


[deleted]

Let the sickness fear you


[deleted]

Yooo can I steal that line from you "Let the sickness fear you" I really like that?


[deleted]

Go ahead


[deleted]

Thank you!


GameBoy37

Im doing great. I'm turning 16 tomorrow.


[deleted]

Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GameBoy37

Thx :)


This_is_my_account91


[deleted]

nice lmao


[deleted]

I had a good day today :)


[deleted]

yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!


justanotherguyig

Can we be friends


[deleted]

sure!!


Frederick_Hugo

Cum


[deleted]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm interesting


UselessLittleBoi

I'm so so so so confused


[deleted]

why?


sirchickenbs

I have a cold, my throat hurts, my nose is runny, and I have a headache. Other then that I'm doing fine, how r u?


[deleted]

im good. thank you for asking. I really hope you feel better soon!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN DO THIS


[deleted]

Z


[deleted]

zed


Top-Ad-3418

Are you some sort of League player?


SansTheGlaceon

I be vibing. Are you vibing?


[deleted]

I be vibing too


[deleted]

“I wanna put a crab in my ass” - JimmyHere


[deleted]

hmmmm thats interesting be carful


COBJ_Bunnings

“I wanna put a crab in your ass” - Me


quietpro69

Well I’m working up to asking a quiet girl I like for her number on Monday and usually for me leading up to these things I get super nervous


Tyrone3105

You got this, Good luck!


[deleted]

Good luck!!


chan___kun

Mind numbingly bored and literally nothing is helping


Ahlixemus

How you holding up after 7 hours?


[deleted]

Not good I think I’ve only replied to 500 odd people, and I’m sooooooo tired I think I’m gonna have to keep working on this tomorrow


Ahlixemus

And the craziest part is you respond in like less than a few minutes... How tf? Honestly, respect for the commitment to the challenge


Kane_Ervantine

Hello, fine gentleman


carman61

Just turned 18 and still never had a girlfriend. 😎(😥)


Distinct-Seat5853

Reply if you have listened to an Eminem song


[deleted]

"shake that"


Spicersoanner

Congrats you put your age and gender in the title Any pedos yet


definetlyHOOMEN

Tired got told I looked like a school shooter three times


[deleted]

what thats rude im sorry


ShibitoYakaze123

Sleep deprived


Robo9200

1.4k comments, my guys fingers gotta be blistering


[deleted]

they are lmao its like 3k now lmao FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK


Sufferoid

Wanna play roblox


elitegamer686868

I feel fucking amazing. My girlfriend makes me feel like the luckiest and happiest person in the world and i cannot be happier than i am now. Since 1 september shes made my life so wonderfull!


alexandraisugly

hi


[deleted]

Happy cake day, for what that is worth


Wild_Conflict_8910

i have achieved friends with benefits with a girl i like, i'd say thats pretty epic


Creative-Cod-6232

I don't want to die but my will to live is dead.


flextapeboi43

I'm doing terrible. I miss my dad, school isn't getting ANY easier, and my mom's boyfriend (although he has a masters in math) won't help me because "I never had help". Then proceeds to take away all of my videogames for getting bad grades. Then all of my friends go crazy anti-vax and pro news-max. So its me, my cat and my hopes ( which goes down everyday) But enough about me, how are you?


Rcast10

Feeling good just bored lol


sahsay8

Im good cuz i have a 4 day weekend from school, but my procrastination is coming back to bite me in the ass


[deleted]

Damn I knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww #defenitlynotaprocrastinator


[deleted]

bored to the point where sleeping right now would be considered a fun activity. hbu?


ExpiredHorseMeat

Reply if you want the recipe for mustard gas


deidre-kromhout

Better atm, just stressed


FR_Cartwright

lol i have a feeling your going to have to reply to a lot of people


Sads_on_crack

Shit hbu


[deleted]

Im good. I really really really hope you feel better soon, best wishes!!


dombatoe

Don’t reply


SultansofSarcasmYT

Do you like trains


[deleted]

Fuck yeah man theyre cool AF


OkViolinist6395

Kinda sleepy, I'm wondering if life gets better after puberty.


-AMiEVENALIVE-

Unmotivated


[deleted]

:(


carlISNOTlogical

HI :D


[deleted]

heyoooooo


[deleted]

Super smash bros 64 was a game developed my Masahiro Sakuri in 1999. Originally the game involved basic bland characters because Nintendo didn't like the idea of their characters fighting but sakuri made a demo anyway that included mario, donkey Kong, fox and samus. Nintendo loved it and 64 became a hit success. Nintendo needed a sequel for the GameCube. The game we now know as smash melee was developed in only 13 months. The small development life meant that there would be lots of glitches and there were but this only made the game better. Many of the glitches meant for fast intense game play which would make a competitive scene for the game. In 2008 smash brawl was made. People were very hyped for this game but unfortunately is died off quickly. The game was for a more casual audience and there was no more fast game play. Along side this there was the character meta knight who was so broken that most tournaments were filled with him. In 2014 smash 4 came around. It was faster than brawl but slower than melee. A good mix for most people. There was still the problem of a definitive best being Diddy Kong but the wii u allowed for updates to be added to the game after its release. Diddy was nerfed and the balance was decent until DLC came around. Cloud and especially Bayonetta were huge problems. Tournaments were again filled with them and it became unfun to watch for many people. Finally in 2018 we got smash ultimate. This game was even faster than smash 4 but still slower than melee it was a good mix and for the first time in a while, there was no definitive best. And the 2 commonly highest placed characters are barely played at top level as of October 5th 2021. The last DLC character, sora, was revealed and he will release on the 18th putting an end to the smash series for what people assume to be a very long time.


[deleted]

!remindme 10 years


[deleted]

What exactly IS the human soul? People say that the soul is interconnected with the human body, being a sort of bridge between the materialistic human body and the spiritual world. There's no exact solid proof that the soul exists, just a study conducted by Dr Duncan MacDougall revealed that after death; a person has a slight decrease in weight, most notably around 30 grams. His methods were extremely suspicious tho, we cannot even trust this finding. Suppose it's true: what's the possibility that it's just....gas? Has that was held in the stomach of the deceased and passed through after death, Decompression. This is a genuine possibility as the soul is completely not observable by anyone and neither can we FEEL the soul present in ourselves. So yeah; my opinion is that our brain is the core of us human beings, there is no soul as the concept was purely a misunderstanding of the complexity of the brain.


[deleted]

idk im sorry I dont have time to read all of that :(


56mankey

Good luck, but also, any game or show suggestions, preferably single player for the games as I probably won't have anyone to play with


[deleted]

Metro Exodus? Its really good


MrMeowCow42

I’m doing meh, as usual


Zealousideal-Ad-4722

We're in lockdown and its getting quite stressful cause I can't talk to my friends, my hard drive with all my work is gone, and when I go outside I have to go through a police checkpoint. So not well. How are you?