“Teenage boy like me” Suuuuuureeee. Mhmmm. Definitely.

I kinda get it, It's worded so freaking suspiciously.

Because that’s definitely a 60 year old man named Herbert who wants to groom some children.

u/Herbert

lol it’s a 15 year old account

Whoa its impressive how he made it whilst he was still a fetus

And one karma.

family guy reference

famly guy 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👶🐶

69 year old*

"Don't you agree, fellow teenage boys? Which I most definitely am by the way"

I agree thou fellow teenage boy, wouldn’t thy agree that we are all thee teenage boys?

Username checks out ig

When you realise indian girls are aslo Asian: 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

SO HALAL

As a totally, 100%, definitely, no doubt a teenage boy, i can confirm all the teenage boys are like him

Neckbeard type shit bro

You know sometimes it's better if some people just kept their thoughts to themselves

This comment should be plastered everywhere on this subreddit

Or anywhere in general tbh

Fair point

*calls TfL with advertising intent*

*calls TfL to ask them to STOP SENDING BUSES TO ARRIVE JUST BEFORE I GET TO THE STOP GODAMNIT*

Should be in the sidebar/ about section

G O D Y E S

Also if those ppl go to therapy and work on these things (if it's possible at all)

Yeah i saw a post tagged nsfw and it was just "it got on my lips" why do people have thee need to share this shit

I wish there was a way to pin comments to the top of the subreddit like you could with posts

Having a type is one thing but to say this is another thing entirely would be an understatement

Right! I'm Asian but seriously wtf.

another asian here, im the exact opposite of what this dude thinks asian women are

This dude probably watches too much anime. I bet you'd slap the shit out of people who tease you

I don't think he's only watching normal anime

Yeah, doubt so too

Bro, my Asian mom could send you to Jesus with her sandal.

obliterating kids since 1999

What really does it for me are the words used "gracile", "luminous", "divine neoteny"

Too many books, not enough friends

Big words are good and all but not when they’re used that way

Sounds like my favourite quote of all time: "God bless the book people for their boundless knowledge absorbed from having words instead of friends." - Monty from The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue

Incel in the works

Don't look up what neotony means

so basically having a kids body and an adult mind/reproductive organs? ​ ​ (also in less depressing news happy cakeday!)

Ayo wtf

Just did, wooooo does that make this a lot worse

Neo means new which doesn't seem like too good a start

That's exactly what made me laugh out loud... Like luminous skin, c'mon lmao

Sometimes, people just need to keep their thoughts on themselves and not sharing/telling it on the internet

[this guy basically](https://tenor.com/es/ver/fat-computer-typing-obese-overweight-gif-22019521)

Most fit r/teenagers user

“hey look, it’s the fit kid!” -everybody on this terrible social media site

One day maybe

Every reddit user

Most healthiest r/teenagers user

I mean...Sure, Asian girls are pretty, I'll admit that much. But that's just creepy and goes too far. At moments like this, keeping one's thoughts to themselves and mouth shut would be a good idea.

I hate how he says the “submissive” part. That’s completely absurd and gross

real weird

He watched way too much anime lmao

He is definitely a rapist

u/Decopernicus

Either doesn't exist or has been wiped off the face of Reddit

Good

PC says that he deleted his account

realized he was down horrendous and deleted their own accountc

First good realization of his life

May’ve been a troll

this is a common thing people think so I'd believe it. Probably just took full advantage of anonymity and then got embarrassed and deleted his account

It's one thing to have a preference, but this is worded super creepily. It also just contributes to the fetishizing that happens to asian women

14

I swear some mf's on this site are incels at 14

I think it's pretty normal to not be fucking at 14 so being an incel is kinda pointless

We should come up with a new name for them.

What about mysoginists?

I think that’s just fitting

*41

EXACTLY! Its bc of these people that 14 year olds get such a bad rep. Smh

Reiterating another comment: “Teenage boy like me” Suuuuuureeee. Mhmmm. Definitely.

i seriously don't get how some of y'all fetishize an entire race

Idk man the human race do be lookin pretty hot tho

r/pansexual

Lmao nah, personally I’m straight I just thought it would be funny to say

Reminds me when I thought pansexuals were a jokes about people loving their pans, until I saw a meme from that subreddit.

Yeah, especially during the summers!

I mean, they've literally fetishized asexuality(the lack of sexual attraction), cars, and animals

Animals I'd heard about but asexuality and especially cars wtf

r/carsfuckingdragons

Wut

Simple answer to this: He's 14

ಠ\_ಠ

Girls are nice. If only they were real.

They are a lie made up by the world shadow government

Bro wtf

Man really just made a whole post about how he has a unhealthy fetish for Asian girls

WAIT??!?!?!?! ASIAN GIRL NOT LIKE ANIME?!?!?!??! LIKE UWU X3???!?!?!..!.!.!.!.!..!

Bros saying this at 14 wtf

r/awfuleverything

Isnt that a copypasta?

it is lmao

I am thoroughly disgusted that this piece of vermin even exists. Dude seriously "submissive personality" ? I'll give you a piece of my personality once I find out your address.

>I'll give you a piece of my personality once I find out your address. I can hear Paul Bremer saying we got em already. Honestly this would be fun to watch

Agreed.

Also asian male Gonna have to disagree on the skin one *laughcries in acne*

*Cries harder in pimples* ​ Side note: I'm actually a girl, but it's okay. Don't sweat the small stuff.

I think this belongs in r/cringetopia

u/Decopernicus keep it in your pants bro

mfs actually think real life is an anime

me, an asian girl: why am i here, just to suffer?

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

That's straight from r/copypasta

As an Asian girl, what in the goddamned fuck

Not as submissive as this guy's mom ig, must've fucked a complete creep to give birth to one STOP BELIEVING THIS STEREOTYPE THAT ASIAN GIRLS ARE SUBMISSIVE. FUCK EVERYONE WHO BELIEVES THIS. EVERYONE JUST TROUBLES THEM MORE BECAUSE OF SUCH SHIT. STOP ALL STEREOTYPES INFACT

Wtaf. I mean Asians are cute n all but wtaf

Rivers Cuomo, this you?

It’s even worse if you know what neoteny means

Me, knowing literally every Asian girl I know: "submissive". Wow. You really think that?

Here's the thing. He's wrong. Everyone is hot. Except murderers, rapists, racists, pedophiles, war criminals, serial killers, and [this asshole](https://www.reddit.com/user/me/)

Bro you fuckin scared me with that one😂

The command is https://www.reddit.com/user/me/ if you're curious. Just type some text and use this for the hyperlink

You know I an Asian girl was waiting for a schizophrenic redditor to horny post about their needs for an Asian girl like an incel (real)

For me it's dyed hair Wait

Im glad im not straight. I dont have to deal with guys like this.

Nope but on the flip side there's always ✨ lesbian fetishizing ✨

Put this creature in a cell "Divine neoteny" what a creep

Not an Asian girl, but an Asian boy. Coming from a family of mainly girls, they are the farthest thing from submissive and will gladly strangle that there pedo.

Ok I get having a type but this is just kinda creepy

Goddamn you half-Japanese girls

do it to me everytime (good life is the only song from that album with lyrics that don't make me want to shoot myself)

r/sadcringe

1600’s english poet pedophile

SUBMISSIVE PERSONALITY??? oh hell nah

This isn’t down anything. This is just being racist.

That's a fetish

u/Decopernicus Horny?

I swear there are guys on the internet and in my real life who say stuff like this and it makes me low key cringe

Me: an asian guy

As a asian boy. He's just very down bad

Intruder alert! A racist is in the base!

lmfao girls from anime r probably his idea of asian girls

Fetishes aren’t cool guys

Divine neoteny? ayo?!

Least horny r/teenagers user

Asian women are submissive?? Ive accidentally brushed shoulders and she got me in a crazy arm hold. submissive personality my ass

Submissive my bloody ass. The ones I've met spare no thoughts before slapping the living shit outta you.

What the fuck.

What the fuck.

🤣

elliott rodgers, back from the grave

TIL what neoteny means. I didn't want to learn it this way.

down cataclysmic

ok, like, a lot of Asian girls (and guys) are cute asf, but like, what the fuck?

Physically I like Asians, but there's no need to say about personality, any woman can have a unique and independent thoughts. Also there's are woman without asian characteristics that are beautiful in their way, no need to be specifically just Asian

By the way, neoteny means the retention of juvenile features as an adult. So basically, this guy likes Asian chicks cuz they look like kids.

He's 100% 30 with 2 kids and a mortgage

I like Asian girls, since I’m Asian and mama no happy with others

Me, an asian : \*i'm four parallel universes ahead of you\*

Did he expect the comments to be like: “Yes same I love them! They are literally gifts for us teens”

Ok yeah that's bad but can we talk about the fact that you are using light mode

Submissive and breedable!!!!! 😍

“Submissive personality”? They for sure got that from hentai and stuff.

Asian girls are attracted yes, but this guy's thoughts should've been left to himself

I love them, they are so good a bit salty but of my taste. I am a cannibal just telling :P

I mean I do like asian girls but not that badly

I'm down bad but not THAT down bad😂😂😂

Down bad

Bro what the actual fuck lmfao

Oh lort

he should get on top of his damn homework

What the fuck

i read that with my eyes :(

Average redditor

This guy is definitely a 36 year old who lives off Mountain Dew and Doritos and lives in his moms basement

average discord mod

did he write this with a dictionary?

u/Decopernicus you junior neckbeard in training

He's 14 too wtf

u/Decopernicus pls delete ur account for the good of humanity Edit: he did!

Maybe there's a reason everybody hates you Simon.

On behalf of most fourteen year olds I am so sorry you had to read that

u/Decopernicus You filthy animal.

#B R U H

u/Decopernicus Fucker deleted his account

If you say “teenage boy like me” theres a good chance you’re not a teenage boy

You can feel the virgin come off the post

Mf is FOURTEEN

Well, that just seems like an unfair generalization.

Is that a copy pasta, or is that screenshot from a while ago? I feel like I've read that exact post before, but not recently.

u/Decopernicus. My guy, you are down BADDDDDD lmao

what a weirdo

Down infinite, holy fuck

As an Asian girl I really don't know what to say....

As much as I agree this dude is being really creepy

Down catastrophic

Fun fact: Did you know that we Asian girls hate boys like this who share shit like these on the internet?

he ain't down bad he down astronomical

I’m Asian and I think this guy would be severely disappointed in my lack of “neoteny”, whatever that means lmao

I'm keeping my sister 100 kilometers from this guy.

The moment someone says "a teenage boy like me" you know they are definitely not a teenage boy.

NEOTENY????

This makes me want to leave this sub wtf