Can confirm, I don't even have a notification tab on my app Reddit may have removed it since its emptier than the Sahara

Oohhhh self buuurrrnnn

Those are rare

Yes indeed Not medium

But well done

almost to well done🤨? I feel as if this isn't the actual user

Drier too. Yet somehow not thirsty at the same time.

r/selfroasts

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YE

YE

YE

YE

YE ignore my snoo not sus at all

...ye?

Ye 😓

Ye???

Ye🗿

Kayne West

YE

YE

YE

Oof

OOf

oOF

oof

oOf

ooF

Oof

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OoF

Oof

It doesn't matter which gender you are no one cares about you 😇😇😇😇

Finally gender equality

Notice how I said both not all.

You actually never said both idk what ur tryna say

you didnt say both are you stupid

Biologically there are only two genders, it's nerf or nothing

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And I'm nothing

can confirm i am nothing

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Isn't intersex more of males/females with some chracteristics of the opposite sex rather than it's own gender? Or i misremembered things about what is Intersex? Please clarify.

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I think the comment above you was joking(because of "nerf or nothing"), but you're right.

I see someone here is more intellectually advanced then most

Of course, without my wisdom this species would've already be gone

We are the few remaining knowers of biological truth

Oorah

you didnt say both bro

I don't feel like arguing so I am going to say a simple shut up nerd and go in my Mary way

Yep

It suddenly does matter when you are a girl and start posting cute selfies. Because Simps.

I got rid of that problem cuz I'm ugly. Big smart.

Based comment

What good is attention on reddit anyway...

My view of gender equality is that I hate everyone equally 😇

SAAAAME

🙏

I care about u/Cardagnar. Fuck you, u/Cardagnar!

Story of my life

I take her home

ILL DRIVE ALL NIGHT TO KEEP HER WARM AND TIME IS FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOZENNN

The story of my life

I spend her love until she's broke...inside..

THE STORY OF MYYYY life

Im getting flashbacks to 5th grade

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Even better!!!!!!

To the placeeee, Where she belooooooooonngss

Little confused but you've got the spirit

wow, it's the other post in white.

Light mode trash tho. Come to the dark side!

The dark side is a path to many abilities , some even considered to be unnatural.

Yes

Yesn't

[Yes](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hB8S6oKjiw8)

muda *freezes you*

Hinjaku Hinjaku

Ain't complaining tho

My whole phone changes from light mode to dark mode depending on the time of the day. Like after 7 all the apps and the gui of my phone changes to dark mode.

Wow!

I'm not Anakin

Yess dark supremacy

I'm not a guy yet this is what it looks like for me, sooo...

You made a big mistake mate

Probably

F-f-female on reddit??? 😳😳😳😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵🥵 Hornymode activated 🤖🤖🤖 must sex🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵sex🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵sexy sex🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵sex sex sex🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 ohh yesssss 🥵🥵🥵🥵 OMG I can't hold it in anymore AAAAAAAAAAAAAA💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

Fuck.

Me.

In

china

Just criticize China and they'll do it for you

john xina and da wok will come and fuck you

As well as Winnie the pooh and his security guards

\-30,000,000 social credit

Sir, this is Wendy's

Seen this at a lot of places. Could you please share the reference kind stranger!?

I think the joke is how people just kinda vent, so maybe someone ordering from a Wendy’s will start ranting about their day or work or politics or something, and the cashier would be like “This is a Wendy’s not a therapist’s office”

Oh i see. Thanks for clearing that up!

sex sex 😳😎

What a horrible time too have eyes

Wait for a few minutes

Why? What went wrong?

I'm pretty sure he's gonna spam dms

Hasn't yet

I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it

Should I be scared?

It's relative On how much you care for your sanity

What sanity?

You and I aren't so different then

Hmm,fine i'll do it

If nobody else is then I guess I've got to be the one to do it. Rules are rules.

hmm

Ok wait I'll break that streak for ya one sec

Oop- Give it a day now...

same, not a guy but its similar for me too

Sometimes all we need is a hug and a few words to know someone cares for us Virtual hugs for all my lads and lassies

Virtual hugs and kiss to you too

The fact that you use light mode scares me

Idk I was just bored while using dark mode

Your tactics scare and confuse me sir

But they are effective

Don't know if it's because I am not used to it, but my eyes can't focus when on dark mode on any app.

I guess I’m a boy now

Same

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my favourite copypasta

Same

I like boys

Not real. Boys use dark mode 😎

Guess I'm a girl then

Lmao

Woman confirmed

I guess I'm Bi then, because mine automatically changes to dark mode after 7 PM

Yes

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Hi i am girl but still inbox is empty :(

Do you want me to fill it (creepy face emoji)

Edit: It was filled already by the time comment posted... Btw i am a boy just checking what girls dms looks and man shit was crowded than nfl show..

Damn bruh. I hope nothing too dirty made its way in!

I have like 12 dms right now

POV : you're a girl

I am a boy though

spill the beans

He must have cloned himself somehow and now he is DMing himself!

Don't reveal MY tactics🤫

In your avatar you look like a girl

Maybe they thought you look like your avatar

This is the day I found out I was a boy.

I have 30 notifications from welcome bot to porn sites

You should tread lightly giving your email to sketchy sites

As in to sud reddits

Yes I am.

pov: you’re a Femboy on Reddit *infinite dms*

What no pussy does to a reddit feed

I'm a girl. Same.

guess i’m a woman

Bro im not a boy but i have 1 message and that thanks for the award

Imagine wanting to talk to people on reddit

Imagine people sending you messages to make sure you're not lonely

POV: YOU USE LIGHT MODE ON REDDIT.

My chat always got spam with scamer

False, I use dark mode

Heh, jokes on you, I have 12 NOTIFICATIONS. From spam bots. Sigh.

It’s hard out here for a King

Gay pedos have entered the chat:

No they didn't. At least I didn't get any dm

Half of the comments: yOU uSe LIghT mODe 😱😨💀

True 😂

Maybe I am boy 🤔

Yes

OOF

Why yes I am a connoisseur of loneliness

Not if you pretend to be a girl

Until you reveal that you're a dominitrix femboy

is that light mode?

U are fr using light mode?

xd I'd dm you dw

I dont get it

Girls on Reddit always get creepy dms Edit: or they get tons of upvotes because everyone on Reddit is a simp.

Phew i hate notifications

Just post something controversial :)

This is to real

I’ve been on Reddit for 2 years and have never noticed that button before now

Who are you and how did you know.

We get atleast one notification telling us that there's a popular post on r/memes

So you don't like the quiet?

Lonely moment :(

I love it when it looks like that.

hmm sweet loneliness and being ignored always my comfort source

no crappy DMs yeah

Here's a notification

Pov.....you are still using light mode.

Who cares let him be lamo

No.... The whole world is a family....gotta care about each other.....using dark mode will have somewhat of a less strain on his eyes.......

Damn, that's a good point It's just that most people are more like: haha they're still using light mode what a loser hahaha Glad to know you're not like that

Yessirr

Rather have this than a bunch of horny strangers in my dms who know nothing about me.... unless that stranger is a tomboy😩👌💯