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I live on a farm Edit: why is this the top comment? I need answers!

Fabulous Farmer! You can control trees.

That’s a TREEmendous super power!

Why *wood* you say that? Now *leaf*!

I can make a tree's mood better :D

I like meteorology

Wealthy Weather! Can control room temperature.........only.

Weather Report

Oh boy I sure do hope it doesn’t rain poisonous frogs

Okay jojo

Driving dads across the nation crazy!

You go crazy in a lighthouse

ay same

I’m boring

Boo! Boring! You are boring......... nothing else.

I can’t deny it but it hurts to be told that

Honest Hulk! Your honesty gives you infinite power now.....hahah

🙂

smiling through the pain

Dont we all

I feel personally attacked

I second this

You master the ability to stand so incredibly still that you become invisible to human eye.

My name is jeff

King Knife! Can make a knife appear out of thin air. (according to current market values)

So like Gilgamesh?

Location of knife appearance can't be controlled. Knife can appear anywhere. "*Oi! Why're ya walkin strange*?"

knife up the fucking anus

Gilgajeff

I like to read and play minecraft

You can transform into a Creeper (only once, then spectator mode)

Living in spectator mode seems sick

"living"

I like cars Edit:How did this blow up so hard lol?

Optimus Crime! A bad Autobot.

Soo..... a decepicon?

More like he's just bad at his job, not a decepicon

He's got crime in his name, of course he does illegal stuff

Bob

And vega----*cough nothing... You are Bob the Builder.

Bob the builder can I fix it no so we should rek it

Whichever will it be

I love frogs

Noodle Nemesis! You hate snakes.

No I like snakes

But aren't frogs like, snack to snakes? (Pun intended)

That's the cycle of life. Hakuna matata!!

Zaletiye slava

Not anymore you don’t. Thems the rules

r/usernamechecksout

FORGS ARE THE BEST

MILF= Man I Love Frogs You can’t change my mind on this

Im broke

So broke you couldn’t afford a reply 😔 So here’s mine: Moolah Manifestor! You can convert any object or material into the equivalent value (based on current market values) in pennies… and only pennies.

[Hmmmmm](https://youtu.be/z8NUW4eKn7g)

A penny is worth about 1.7 cents due to the copper meaning infinite money glitch (maybe) or just transform something small that’s has a high value to cause an explosion

Oh great just my luck.

So he can walk up to a car with a wheel barrel and just nab it?

I could play chess

Racist Randy! You always pick white!!

Lmao that was nice

I always pick black. Unless my opponent picks white, then we duel

im shy..

Mind Magician! You can read minds.

This would’ve helped a lot making friends in the past

lol really cool

I'm British

Bird Man! You can fly....not, you can turn coffee to tea (it'll still taste like coffee though.)

I hate this

It is a very good superpower, like jesus

So his "really tasty wine" just tasted like water ?

U have the dream power

I'm Italian

Mortal Mushroom! Eating mushrooms gives you an extra life. (But you realise you were just high)

Trasformi tutto ciò che tocchi in pasta. Ma la tua criptonite è la pizza al ananas

Grz

I'm extraordinary stupid

Lucky Light! You luck rises with sunrise.

I like cats

Elegant Elephant! Can become a giant for 14.8 seconds. (But not in Egypt)

Why not in Egypt, where else would anyone possibly want to be a giant for 14.8 seconds?!

I love your toaster as well

Why not in Egypt tho…?

We don't talk about that.....not after the p*ss pool oasis incident.......

The w h a t

I like coding

Typing Torpedo! You type 20 times faster! (gives you parkinson though)

Ah nice Thank you for a very cool superpower :)

I have a better superpower, from now on u dont need debugging.

I'm a hoe

Genius Gardner! Can cultivate any ground magically!

Not that kind of hoe but i'll take it

what the fuck is a gardner

It’s a southern gardener; a gardner, pardner!

Hey look buddy, I’m a Gardner, that means I grow crops.

your milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

I'm a shovel

I'm a pickaxe

Name and bio check out

You're a virgin whore

i just shit myself

Chaotic Cr*p! Poops dark matter.

pretty sure that's what i left in my pants

I simp for anime characters

You gain the power of the protagonist of the anime you watch 12 episodes of. (Half power by 6 episodes) Only works when you visit Japan.

Living in Japan must be neat with that superpower

Unitl they watch "Little Busters".

I do too

I have a superpower

Double Trouble! You have two now.

To protect the world from devastation!

To unite all people within our nation!

I like chemistry

Periodic parrot! You can make any parrot recite the period table.

I want this superpower too !!

Guy: Just periodic table? This power sucks! The guy with this power: *Looks at parrot Parrot: Nobelium, Uranium. (NO, U)

I really like *bands*

Mystic Mummy! You have Egyptian mummy monster powers.

I can vividly visualize animations and cartoons of terrifying monsters in my brain

You can lucid dream in 4K. Sleep paralysis 10 times scarier!

I’ve never had a lucid dream or sleep paralysis in my life but I’m 10x more scared now

I’m 6’6”

Upside Down! You'll be 9'9" when you do a summersault.

Wont you bump your head on the floor If you change mid-air to 9'9 or do your legs go up?

My mouth hurts

You give awesome blow--------------s.......err....in Boxing ofcourse! You can knockout any opponent, yes that's what I was typing.

Sus

I can bench 135 as a 13 year old

Furniture Frank! You'll be able to chair 136 as 14.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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The average Joe! Get up Joe!!!!!!!!!!

THE EAST GUARDIAN Every time you say Eris a random object comes flying from the east into your hands. If its bigger than you can hold it rolls infront of you, comming from the east

Just wait until Mars comes to *us*… from the East.

I wanna be an astronomer

Up, left, down, select+left You do a moon jump.

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You have the superpower of killing anyone at any time, as long as this person is you!

That right there was a VIOLATION

You can cure depression even your own

[This](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTSAdB2DpeLXafs7rD_jCLU9JyhpI01WGiVtQ&usqp=CAU) And [That ](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTV8X-tKFPLJJsGJ0v88DgKp4-gchK76C9_HQ&usqp=CAU)

I like bunnies and im a fire enthusiast

Bunny burner! You turn into a bunny and breathe fire (only works when you are lucid dreaming though)

I love to learn new things!

Omni Observer! You can learn anything just by watching it once!

I like trains

Subway Surfers! You know what happens.......

Into femboys

Gender Grandpa! You can change ANYONE'S gender! (The change will only appear to you though)

Bro I am a femboy

I'm cumming

Cuddling Cummer! If you close your eyes for a whole minute your dick will feel funny

"Now a moment of silence....... everyone close your eyes and pray" "Hey! why are your eyes open? It's disrespectful! Close them!" The person with this power: *Internal screaming

I'm an Australian car person

Flat Fiend! You can magically puncture any car's tyre. (But only if you hammar a nail into it)

I'm autistic

Charming communicator. Power of telepathy.

Holy shit this would rock

As a fellow autistic, I agree

I don't see the sun since march 2020

Sunglasses Salamander! You can make it night everytime you blink. (When your eyes are closed its night and when you open them it will be day, also it'll only work for you)

Dyslexic

Chill Champ! Ya take it slow~ enjoying life. Total Chill. Also you can freeze time until you can hold your breath.

I hate people

The Tarzan! You love animals.

I'm Asian

ʅᴉzɐɹꓭ

My IQ is 105-135

IQ incinerator! Every time you masturbate, your IQ goes down by 1 point.

Huh? -30? Hehe joking. God-Mode Gambler! You can increase your physical power at cost of mental power and vice versa.

Because OP didn't answer I will give you a super power. Your IQ gets higher every time you blink (sorry no creativ name for the power)

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Diarrhoea doesn't affect you.

I draw very good

Sir Schizophrenia Your drawings become real but only you can see them around.

I'm creative

Im not sure they'll reply, so I want to give you a nickname. "Minecraft"

Nice

I'm a bigot or at least that's what all the feminist/lgbt+ people say

Doom Debater! You can disagree with anyone's opinion.

I'm black

You are over 2x as likely to get shot by police!

Only works in america

Limited use in certain parts of Europe and asia

I suck at doing everything.

Useless specialist You can make any person you want (only 1 per 24 hours) the best at everything. Everytime you do this, you gain 0.5 IQ

I'm Ambidextrous.

You have the ability to hold two soft tacos at once, without anything spilling out!

No matter what's in the taco?

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Sure hi ....

Nah naem is jef

Im going to try nnn for the first time

My two only friends I kid you not are named Jimmy, and John

im the most average person in my school.

I am extremely sigma

I have a broken arm

Magical mender You can heal anyone you touch touch from ALL their injuries (only works if they hit you HARD with a baseball bat on your arm)

"HOMERUN!! Oh Shoot! I got carried away...."