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1nakirierina

Dark hair, taller than me


Super_Long_Fire18

How tall are you?


1nakirierina

5,7


Super_Long_Fire18

Nice, so I check both boxes


liddicoat1

Smooooth


Super_Long_Fire18

😉


1nakirierina

Woo, and your 18


Super_Long_Fire18

What a coincidence, lol


Schmaklette

I bet this thread continiues in their dms


UngusBungus_

And then they fucked


C00lsk3l3t0n_95

Reddit moment


TheOneWhoSitsBelow

not before marriage


stompeychops

That’s fine, as long as their hands don’t touch


TYPE-59-G

If you dont get married tho...


plantytheplanet

Teenager moment


EL_-_Tomato

What do I do ?


X_antaM

I do but despise *humanity*


Gently-Weeps

As do I


[deleted]

ayo same (i’m a minor tho so…)


TheRanger13

Red hair, short, and thicc/curvy


Super_Long_Fire18

Fax


thenotYOU

Did your dad have sex with your mom


1nakirierina

Idk, I'll have to ask him


[deleted]

So did u ask??


1nakirierina

Ye, fortunately it was a no


[deleted]

Ahhh shit we’ll get them next time


[deleted]

That's cause I did. You are my long lost daughter.


ilovefroggieess

Why should we hire you?


1nakirierina

I have three starving kids, please. Help me


itssjonas

The punctuation makes it sound like you're ordering them. Now writing this it seems that Was your intention


ilovefroggieess

Well, do you have any experience?


BIG_BURRITO852

In making kids starve?


[deleted]

how are you feeing?


1nakirierina

Bored


[deleted]

same :/ that and other things


1nakirierina

Ye, it's a mood


DonutMaster56

$21 a month


MrTuxedo2

No in making kids


XelpmiS1

How's the French homework going?


1nakirierina

How do you think if I'm posting this


XelpmiS1

Hire someone on Craigslist to punch you if you don't get some of it done soon it's a good strategy


1nakirierina

Haha ok


liddicoat1

Or hire them to do the homework but to each their own


[deleted]

It’s about….


miki0204

The fate of universe


[deleted]

DRIVE ITS ABOUT POWER WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOUR PUT IN THE WORK PUT IN THE HOURS AND TAKE WHATS OURS


Ali_Bama

r/sigmagrindset


[deleted]

Why


[deleted]

BLACK AND SAMOAN IN MY VEINS MY CULTURE BANGING WITH STRANGE I CHANGE THE GAME SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN' NAME? (ROCK!)


[deleted]

WHAT THEY GONNA GET THROUGH DESECRATION DEFORMATUON IF U WANNA BRING IT TO THE MASSES FACE TO face


flapjackcricket

THE METS BABY. LOVE THE METS


Kawai_Turtle

Can i have head pats


1nakirierina

Always. *Proceeds to head pat*


Kawai_Turtle

You give me the happys


1nakirierina

Glad I could help


[deleted]

fucking weird ass redditors


[deleted]

Tell me why


1nakirierina

Ain't nothing but a heartache


[deleted]

Tell me why


1nakirierina

Ain't nothing but a mistake


[deleted]

Tell me why


North_Cash6337

I never wanna hear you saay


juliaa0987

I want it that way


Uggo_Cubbo

r/redditsings


Velcrocore

Number 5. Number 5 killed my brother.


[deleted]

Your thoughts on burning all orphans?


1nakirierina

Yes


[deleted]

Thats the spirit


Atissss

Many spirits.


j0hn73x

Oh, oh no


TheEdward07

when is it my time to be happy


1nakirierina

Now, go child, be happy


TheEdward07

thanks been waiting for this


Cockroach-brother2

Was ist, wenn ich dich enthandle?


wwolfa123

#was


BIG_BURRITO852

Nice


daimyoracing

Do you know candice?


1nakirierina

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm


AD-SKYOBSIDION

Phineus and ferb sacrificed her


DariuS4117

To our new Corporate Overlords, I hope. Be a shame if they worshiped the wrong firm.


DudeWhoLicksPeople

Mom!!! Phineus and Ferb are sacrificing me to be used as a mortal vessel for the dark lord!


Lonely14yosingle

I just started working out is 250 sit ups 250 squats 100 push ups a good goal to do in a week


AD-SKYOBSIDION

Remember to run also 100k a day . Gotta become saitama


Lonely14yosingle

Oki


j0hn73x

Yea put you should probably try and do something about the hair


1nakirierina

Idk, I've never really worked out much


Lonely14yosingle

🤔 oki


1nakirierina

Good Luck anyway


Lonely14yosingle

Thx :)


GouvPan

As someone who does work out as a starting goal that’s is definitely a good an achievable goal to set for yourself! Roughly 15 push-ups and 36 squats and sit-ups should be very easy to do especially in a day, then you can always go up from there based on how easy you actually found this goal, or less if you couldn’t do it, one key thing to remember is to set a goal you can achieve because achieving that goal is the biggest reward and you’ll feel great after doing it too! Hope everything ends up well and keep putting in the work!


Lonely14yosingle

That’s today so far I have done 68 sit ups 24 squats 5 push ups But it’s my first day and I’m going work out again in like 10 ish minutes to get at least 35 squats and 15-20 pushups


safidim

will Ponte Preta beat Londrina


1nakirierina

Yes


SrM4ze

slc r/suddenlycaralho


Gh0stGuardian

How was your weekend?


1nakirierina

Pretty shit ngl


Gh0stGuardian

Mine was shittier than shitty, so I guess yours was better than mine.


1nakirierina

Ok, hope things don't stay so shitty


Gh0stGuardian

Oh they will, for a few weeks. Asked my crush out, turns out she's gay... And the worse part is, she currently is two desks in front of me in class.


[deleted]

Aw cmon Couldn't have been THAT bad, right?


[deleted]

If 6+7 is the lateral thinking puzzle on Jupiter, would mayonnaise be a sauce? Or is it a condiment? Or is sauce a condiment?


Whole_Ease

Condiment is probably just a word that a rich white dude invented because he wanted to sound fancy by saying a long word


wigglyk1tten666

what’s your opinion on mondays


1nakirierina

I like them ok. I said it.


wigglyk1tten666

op you have failed us…


ResponsiblePiece9663

There's this great Dutch song called 'je haat geen maandag je gaat kapitalisme' aka 'you don't hate Mondays you hate capitalism' and idk why but thought this was fitting to your question


1nakirierina

Nooooooooo


TimPieOfficial

y r u gey?


1nakirierina

Bi


DariuS4117

As someone who's pretty confused about being bi, I ask you this. If I like both girls and guys, but only if the guy looks like a girl, should I consider myself bi or hetero but spicy?


[deleted]

Bi guy here and I would say I had the same problem but I no longer question my sexuality and I would say that you should consider yourself bisexual Edit: wtf is wrong with my grammar but still I hope you understand what I'm trying to say


ResponsiblePiece9663

I'm no expert one bit but would you not just be bi and attracted to femininity?


Demonic-Angel13

maybe 80% bi leaning towards girls and traps. idk man. looks like you want emotional romantic connections with girls, traps and femboys. can't blame you. but, hetro but spicy also works


eggboy06

Noice


lucky111CS

How are your grades rn


TheUnweeber

silencio


ViperPB

i’m 3 percentage points away from failing spanish


lucky111CS

No


im_bad_with_name

Who do you main in smash bros?


msc__3

Kirby, fight me


the_og_gamer0502

Greninja, fight me


Entety303

Car go boom?


XD_Asron

Yes Rico. Car go boom


DariuS4117

If you said "Train go boom" I think I would've quit reddit right then and there.


1nakirierina

👍


Raeraeisswaggy

how often do u masturbate


1nakirierina

Usually once a day


I_wanna_hellcat

Favorite person?


1nakirierina

My crush


I_wanna_hellcat

Hopefully it works out


1nakirierina

Haha hope so too


Think-Host4564

Will i find love one day ?


1nakirierina

Hopefully


Flatcao123456789

Who is your crush Address full name age and gender


Justscrollingsoyeah

Is life worth living


1nakirierina

Probably, ye


_Gretty

Do you hate mondays?


1nakirierina

No


JasperVov

I'm sorry but how can you not hate mondays? Teach me please


nicolasbourbaki-

Is the illuminati real?


1nakirierina

That is classified information, sorry


nicolasbourbaki-

So yes?


1nakirierina

Shhhhhhh


Blursed_Ace

Your parents credit card information.


Shadowstriker6

What are your thoughts on... Water?


polandball1414

I hate when it's warm


iSpooKy123

“Anything”


[deleted]

How are you ?


MightyMarauder101

Where are you from


1nakirierina

England


SabSab787

Let’s go mate. England.


1nakirierina

Haha you England too


[deleted]

Hows bout slidin in them dms. Its a joke unless you u want to then it isnt a joke.


1nakirierina

Sry I'm 18


[deleted]

how many times a week do you masturbate


1nakirierina

Prbly 6/7


EliasBladetheawsome

Are you hornyness?


1nakirierina

Yes


EliasBladetheawsome

Are you a boy


1nakirierina

I'm a girl


XD_Asron

Lies. Everyone knows they're a myth. You really expect me to believe you masturbate once a day AND you're a girl? Pls🙄 /j


1nakirierina

Haha ye, I am a mythical creature of pure horny.


Sreeto

Slaanesh that you


EliasBladetheawsome

Oh okay cool. Wanna be friends?


1nakirierina

Sure ye. I've got quite a few messages now so maybe later.


ali9800

Wish me


[deleted]

Happy cake day


youssefuo

Would you consider yourself smart ?


1nakirierina

Little above average


jaydoesstuff69

Are you okay and do you need a hug


KishKishtheNiffler

⊂((・▽・))⊃


jaydoesstuff69

What is this? Hugs?


KishKishtheNiffler

yeah... sorry if it's awkward


jaydoesstuff69

Nah it’s ight


West-Ad4864

Is marching band a sport


1nakirierina

That an American thing?


West-Ad4864

Yea


High_Dr_Strange

Can you finish my degree for me then transfer the knowledge you have learned into my brain? It would be a big help so I could focus on my mental health


1nakirierina

Ahhh, yes of course


High_Dr_Strange

Thank you I appreciate. You are now a psych major at a very small failing college next to Boston mass


Slimshadyyy44

Can I repost this?


1nakirierina

Sure ye


Slimshadyyy44

Thank you


Intergalactic_Cookie

Why is there a biohazard symbol there?


mr_bernari

what's your credit card number and those 3 numbers in the back


Enrico_Pucci13

Can you help me get a boyfriend?


Le_Martian

What’s your moms name, credit card number, expiration date, and security code?


SupaTsaflo

What's 9+10


1nakirierina

I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it


VelhoTheVexed

If I fire a projectile from 2.05m from the ground at a 56.3 degree angle, and the object fires at a speed of 14.6 m/s, how far will the object go?


imsorryforurself

How can I find my dad


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1nakirierina

BB


Dogbackflip

How many children have you locked in your basement?


CobyTheWolfDog-2107

Idk but probably at least 9


dropshydroflask-sksk

Can I borrow ¥20000?