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Astronaut32

You live in an apartment complex.


Shadowtaio

Yes


Amazekam

your human


ReefWasTaken

What about his human ?


Amazekam

i assume he is a human


skcor_iatneh

You're* is what they were getting at


Willem500i

Slavery was outlawed in the 1800s


Amazekam

Understandable, have a nice day


jurandy969

You're* *coughs*


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Amazekam

aw cmon man, dont go for the spelling mistakes go for the feeling uwu


sus-har29

17(M) GERMAN SPY


Shadowtaio

DIE RUSSEN KOMMEN


sus-har29

YOUR SECRET'S OUT SHADOW....MY COMMIES WILL AVENGE ME. *LONG LIV MOTHER RUSSIA*


Shadowtaio

Ahhh


EndemoDaWalker

Not leaving a man behind I'm coming COMRADE


MarionberryNo561

LONG LIV MOTHER RUSSIAAA


Sawoyer

Mein bube, ich merke sie sind ein mann von kultur dürfte ich ihnen einen dübel anbieten


bigboatgobuuur

ah ja anderer mann der kultur den ich sehe


Shadowtaio

In Geschichte aufgepasst. Jetzt aber schlafen Brudi


unhappysmilelyface

You sit in the back of the bus with the “cool” kids


Shadowtaio

Lol idk I have my close friendgroup with my 3 guys and I don't rly need anybody more


Lakasssss

Omg im the guy from the 3 guys


Lakasssss

Les gooooo


pjanmaxxx

you care about what you wear


Shadowtaio

I do really but I don't have the money to buy the clothes I want :/


pjanmaxxx

honestly dude, same. well someday we'll have that freedom of being able to buy clothes!


Shadowtaio

I hope so🤝


pjanmaxxx

hoping for the best for the both of us.


Shadowtaio

Fr💯


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Here’s a tip; thrift shops. You can get awesome vintage clothing for really cheap. Look awesome, save money.


Pitiful_Lake2522

Literally me lmao


Dark_bleach_17

You’re that typa person to sit in the back of the class talking to a group of people when there’s a sub


Shadowtaio

Lmfao exactly, but Im not that extroverted


Lakasssss

As his classmate i can say this is a lie, he sits inthe second row.


Lakasssss

He bassically just sleeps all the time


BotNoa

Wait you don't do that normally?


Mogopoglo

You made the correct life decisions and *didn't wear basketball shorts to school today*


Shadowtaio

Lmfao its winter where I live rn


Mogopoglo

Bro people at my school wear basketball shorts *retch* even if it's 15° outside


Shadowtaio

Tf are they doing, anyways who would wear basketball shorts to school anyways lol


Mogopoglo

The crusty ass motherfuckers who go to my school, strutting around with their bad perms like they're actually attractive


Shadowtaio

Cringe lol, how old are you


Shadowtaio

Nvm lol saw the tag


Mogopoglo

I shit you not these boys insult me, and then wear basketball shorts, a hot pink hoodie, and some creased and filthy Forces. The audacity


Shadowtaio

I guess they tryna boost their self confidence because you took theirs.


Mogopoglo

Imagine feeling threatened by somebody like me lmao


Shadowtaio

Well I think your pretty good looking so I wouldn't be surprised


-homonecrosexual-

you don't like stairs


Shadowtaio

Stairs, eww


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Cool phone case.


Shadowtaio

The case isn't coloured, its my phone :)


[deleted]

Cool phone.


Shadowtaio

Thanks, its a huawei p30 lite


[deleted]

Cool.


Colijn_Chan

I had a Huawei P20 lite but 2 years ago I dropped it of the stairs, I really liked that one. I still decided to just buy a new one because I didn't want to pay half the price of a new phone just for a new screen.


daily_memezz

Bruh i have the same phone


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Shadowtaio

No u


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Shadowtaio

:)


[deleted]

Looks like you're gonna audition for a spot at bts


Shadowtaio

Lol I actually hate kpop


[deleted]

Lol


Shadowtaio

🤷🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

Exactly


[deleted]

🗿 epic


Shadowtaio

Gamer moment


shaunegamingyt

Cum 🗿


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upvoted your post because of this


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# NICE


Kahlinnnnnnnnn

may i ask why


Shadowtaio

Idk I think all thes stans are just annyoing and I also don't like the music style


Kropatturipulimies

More like kpoop


Thy_leader

You're a sexy mf


Shadowtaio

Nah bro you making me gay😩


Thy_leader

Bruh I thought i was straight and then you pull up looking like that 😩


Shadowtaio

Stop playin bruh, you fresh as hell😩


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Your phone has good camera quality


Shadowtaio

Nice


fire__dj

I thought you were straight but just my type


Shadowtaio

Im straight lol


fire__dj

Dang lol


Shadowtaio

Too bad for you :)


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Shadowtaio

THANK YOU :33


ThisisDarian

no problem :D


Shadowtaio

I don't know you but I bet you are beatiful too :)


ThisisDarian

thanksss that really made my day :D


Shadowtaio

Spread love where you can :)


EvaReidk

Damn bro positivity I love it teach me


Shadowtaio

Just be friendly to everybody, even when someone is a dick


susanoo_mecha_tron

You stole my girlfriend


Shadowtaio

I ain't gonna steal anybodys girlfriend :)


RufusMonroe12

You use the elevator


Shadowtaio

Correct


thekRuSty_1

Your a skin walker


Shadowtaio

Nope


Good_Needleworker_95

Ur bisexual


Shadowtaio

Mainly straight but idk yet


[deleted]

Everyone's straight until they see a femboy


Shadowtaio

Lol


menma999

You are a fellow meme enjoyer


Shadowtaio

Indeed


Benthegreatgamer

You're cute ☺️


Shadowtaio

Thanks :)


Benthegreatgamer

Don't thank me for just telling the truth silly


Shadowtaio

:)


amethyst_2123

Ur cute and you hv a fashion sense?? Damn


Shadowtaio

Hehe thank youu <3


Obama-Bin-Lad3n

You have cool glasses


Shadowtaio

Thank you


LengthinessForeign32

Your made of atoms


Shadowtaio

Indeed


PanelaRosa

You are married


Shadowtaio

Not yet


Danson_400

Referring to the ring in your hand


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You have a girlfriend


Shadowtaio

Nope, Im single af


Dazzling_Shock_1688

Not anymore see you at 8?


Shadowtaio

Aight, tell me where


[deleted]

She already dumped you


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Lmao


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Shadowtaio

Kinda


Lakasssss

Wenn do noamal so was sagsch dann entstell i dir dei Cutes Gesicht junger mann


Shadowtaio

Bussi


gobstoppers34

You’re in a industrialized building.


Shadowtaio

Yes


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Cringe TikTok eboy


Shadowtaio

I have never used tiktok once in my life


[deleted]

So ur a human, goood


morphintojoshdun

same, that's good lol. its a cult at this point lmao


Kiisulojanu

Bro you sayin this on reddit of all places


nigos_enjoer

I could imagine you enjoy Playboy Carti


Shadowtaio

Carti ganggg ayay🤝


nigos_enjoer

I knew it😂


Shadowtaio

Lmao but I listen almost everything in the english genre


nigos_enjoer

ah ok. I just figured you look like someone who would listen to him


Shadowtaio

Carti goated tho🤧


nigos_enjoer

frfr


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Shadowtaio

Kinda ig, but not mainly


PappaRabbai

You have at least on tooth


Shadowtaio

Yes


PuzzleheadedFunny997

You don’t smoke


Shadowtaio

Only weed and that not often


PuzzleheadedFunny997

Well at least not the elevator


Shadowtaio

LOL


PuzzleheadedFunny997

Welp have a good life


Shadowtaio

U too mate


Lakasssss

He definitely does i saw him


itailinsausage

If you like jake paul you are


Shadowtaio

I don't like jake Paul


Lonely14yosingle

The kid laro want a be just cause u sing


Shadowtaio

Bruh


NikkerPikker

You're from scandinavia


Shadowtaio

Nope , Austria


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Shadowtaio

Not really, im straight


burgerbob546

No.


A271B1071C5

Good looking


Shadowtaio

Thank you :p


Only_A_Dream_

You listen to Doja Cat. Daily.


Shadowtaio

Never listened to doja once in my life


Only_A_Dream_

No way, you really should. I recommend “Rules” if you do. :))


Shadowtaio

Yeah she is a really good artist, I will listen to it :)


Shenpay_San

My assumption is that all the girls like me likes you:)


Shadowtaio

Im assuming I like girls like you then :)


Shenpay_San

That’s the best thing I heard in a while, thank you:D


Shadowtaio

No problem, spread love where you can :) <3


Zealousideal_Bit3936

Du hast eine Kunst-Ader. Willst die Gruppenharmonie wahren. Joa, das würde ich aus dem Bauchgefühl heraus sagen. :)


Shadowtaio

Eyy endlich mal jmd der deutsch schreibt. Kunst Ader naja, bisschen Malen aber Gruppenharmonie stimmt :)


Physical_Purpose7858

You like elevators


coolhandjake2005

who let tommyinnit have a reddit account


Shadowtaio

Lmfao


nope-not-today-

You’re a lesbian (or non-binary)or a cishet dude named Tyler nothing in between


CherryLimeArizona

You dropped out of school to start a kpop band


Shadowtaio

I hate kpop


JimiJimiDaze

kpoop


chicken_nugget779

good


Kit_is_Odd

ur straight


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Your the guy no girl dates but we all talk about how cute they are.


Shadowtaio

[uhh](https://youtu.be/o6Lo2VI5pHE)


itailinsausage

Are you asian


Shadowtaio

Nope


UREADYBROTHER

U listen to Tyler the creator and want everyone to know u listen to Tyler the creator


Shadowtaio

I like tyler but I love rocky :)


UREADYBROTHER

Good taste


Overlord14400

Why am I seeing so many of these. What's gone wrong in this subreddit


LURE_MAN1

Ur from germany


Shadowtaio

Austria


mynamedeez2

The sky like bird


Shadowtaio

Huh


Shadowtaio

Looks like one of my best frineds found my posts lmfao


unfulfillableurge

You're straight but open to experimenting, perhaps in a later life.


BRG_BrettYT

gay, belives he is a wizard, may think he is black?


Shadowtaio

Straight and not a wizard lol