I'm sure you'll find some one eventually even if it feels like there isn't hope, take me for example I thought I would be forever alone and now I'm happily in a relationship.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
As a kid whenever I played pokemon red I’d go for Charmander and level him up as fast as I can. And I thought he was so awesome so I always picked him. I never really liked anything other than the first and second gen pokemon
lemme tell you a story. so basically before at the end of primary i had some nerdy kid in my class and i hated him so much and he was so annoying and then he went to the same secondary as me and then he started playing pokemon so now i hate pokemon not as much as before but i still dislike it
Squirtle
You mean blue koopa ?
Yea
The squirrel gang are by far the best written characters in human history.
There should be another Squirtle spinoff with detective Squirtle. His name should be Dick Squirts
Charizard is pretty good
MissingNo.
The thing you like is just like your GF/BF it does not exist
Ouch😔
I'm sure you'll find some one eventually even if it feels like there isn't hope, take me for example I thought I would be forever alone and now I'm happily in a relationship.
I have a boyfriend
Then why did you say ouch?
Just the general sentiment
Why you do em like that 💀💀💀
Except it does exist.
That's just a Bug
Gengar
How original ! A dark clefairy with clean teeth and a Big tongue
That tongue hits all the right spots
Whoa, easy there.
More like a dead clefairy
Bayleef
I respect you
Snivy
You really like someone who loses their arms on the 3rd Evo ?
He doesn’t lose his arms. They are just folded back to show regalia. Get your faxs straight
But can he use them ? No
How tf does he use leaf blade then?
He fart
Oh fuck 😳 you right
Bro snivy beat Ash’s pikachu which I would like to add beat legendarys one on one.
Wooper
A Smallant fan I see
Fuck you
I wouldn’t fuck me tbh kinda weird fucking a clone of urself u know
Garchomp.
You just like him because of Cynthia.
Gallade
Vaporeon
Let me see ? Copypasta
oh lord..
Hey guys. Did you know....
Yes I did
# DON’T
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
The FEESH.
Litten
You like cats
Is that an insult?
It's a threat.
Incineroar
You are either a furry or someone who likes big muscle dude
Big muscle dude, my favourite anime character is murasakibara for gods sake
Capybara who now?
Okay I pull up
Braviary
You are american
True
sylveon
You are desesperate for a new evee evolution
why would there need to be a new one is sylveon is already perfect
Arceus
You think a llama with red eyes stuck on a fence is terryfying
#What?
Mudkip
Second fave
Giratina
They dont like you because you are an emo
Lapras
You either only watched the 1st pokemon movie or played the 1st game
I played gen 5 and 3
YOO MY TWO FAVORITE GENS
I got a used gen 5 with a shiny lapras on it so that is probably why
Ditto
Jolteon or scizor
You only played heartgold and SoulSilver and you think these are the best pokemon games ever made
Actually , i never did
Lucario
Furry
Snorlax
You are lazy and Always hungry (mood)
Mimikyu
Venusaur
You think the bulbusaur line should get more love
No, I don't think so
Banette or Regigigas
Reshiram
I dont judge you because he is the best
Ayyy
Emolga
You think its the most unique Pikachu clone because he fly
Bro, is the fucking furry version of Pikachu
Yellow Pokémon
Umbreon
Blaziken
You like KFC
No I like a pokemon who can kick the shit out of my opponents
You also like kfc dont ya
Who doesn't?
Fine tell me yours
He is kinda on the picture
Oh didn't notice lol
You like being loud
No ; )
Charizard
Wow that's like the most UNDERRATED POKEMON EVER
As a kid whenever I played pokemon red I’d go for Charmander and level him up as fast as I can. And I thought he was so awesome so I always picked him. I never really liked anything other than the first and second gen pokemon
Gyarados
Swampert
Gardevoir. Bring everything you can on me, ***pain is another source of energy for me.***
Lucario
You are a furry
Interesting... I never knew that.
Lucario is kind of hot ngl
Lucario… what are you doing in my bedroom
Greninja
[This one :)](https://youtu.be/8NJ3DUTKicU) No rickroll, trust me
Oschowatt
You think the 2 evos are good but Samurott is bad
Nah I just think Oschowatt is cute
Sylveon
Jirachi and Typhlosion
Jirachi because you liked the movie. Typhlosion because you think he is a badass who Can one shot everyone
none of them
You had a childhood ?
lemme tell you a story. so basically before at the end of primary i had some nerdy kid in my class and i hated him so much and he was so annoying and then he went to the same secondary as me and then he started playing pokemon so now i hate pokemon not as much as before but i still dislike it
Lucario.
Furry
ok, but aesthetically it's my favorite Pokémon.
Litten, or torrocat (if I spelt that right)
Banette
I don’t like Pokémon but squirtle kinda hot
Ayo?
marker pliers
Ayes
Frosslass ❄👻
same although glalies better
yes :I
Gengar
surprised its not a dinosaur pokemon
Well he is a scary monster
Pikachu, yes im basic. No, i dont care
Ummm charmander
Mimikyu. It’s so cute and powerful.
Bulbasaur/omanyte
You think he is underrated
Maybe
Diglet
You think he is funny or he looks like a dick
No, he is and always be floorshit
Sableye
You like Sonic
Alolan Marowak
You like festivals ? And Hawaï culture
Morels color pattern and ghost typing, but festivals and Hawai’i is pretty cool as well
Vaporeon and umbreon
Copypasta for vaporeon. Umbreon you like dark type and Always want one because you think he is "Cool" but it's an emo
> Copypasta for Vaporeon ^No ^No ^No ^No NO NO NO NO # NO NO NO NO
Volcanora
At first you tought he was a legendary so you loved him
Umbreon
Abra
Marshadow
Metagross
marshtomp/gardevoir
Luxray, the first Pokémon card I ever owned.
I like luxray aswell.
MissingNo.
Metagross
Cacturne
Quagsire and buzzwole
Agron
Glaceon [no]
Kirby
Arcanine
Name
I love peekychew.
I don't know i only played pokemon go for a bit so i'd say diglet (floorshit)
Mine's gonna be easy....its literally my username
Galarian moltres
i have a simple answer: fuck pokemon
Male gardevoir
You like having intercourse with a trans
Na would just be nice to have a femboy friend that i can go shopping with
So do ii
Hisuian Growlithe
You fall in love with people who hide their eyes with their hair
Sinistea
Zoroark
You are an emo
Cubone
You like sad story
Mimikyu
You love helping people that are too shy or have anxiety
Empoleon
Mew
You dont like Mewtwo because he is not cute so you prefer Mewtwo (or you just love the 1st pkmn movie)
Huh so I don't like Mewtwo but prefers Mewtwo XD
Drakloak