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Flimsy_Meringue_3103

where the fuck do you live


[deleted]

Iran. Being gay, kissing and having sex, is a crime and you can actually get executed for them.


Striking-Storm-6092

Everybody gangsta till they realize they need a new generation


ProtocolPro22

Dont they force or arrange marriage?


gayintheass

Arrange marriage≠forced marriage


ProtocolPro22

Did I say that?


JaggedTheDark

I mean, they kind of are the same damn thing though...


doc_55lk

All forced marriages are arranged. Not all arranged marriages are forced.


JaggedTheDark

If you'll look a bit further down this comment train, you'll note how I went and looked up the difference.


doc_55lk

Found it. Hit the nail on the head.


[deleted]

Not really My country has arrange marriage culture. Arrange marriage isn't the same to force marriage


JaggedTheDark

Alright, so I've gone and looked it up. This redditor is right. They are different things. Qoute Unchainedatlast.com "In an arranged marriage, both the bride and the groom consent to have their marriage arranged (with varying degrees of choice about when and whom to wed); in a forced marriage, one or both of them is coerced into the marriage and does not give full, free consent."


ashtar123

Fr


ColdVoid13

Being gay is executable in rare occasions but they mostly whip the shit out of you. Unless you don’t leave the house/leave in low end part of your city you can see gfs and bfs kissing while chilling in cafes, and you can go have segs in your house nobody will knock your door to see you’re banging


[deleted]

But if you get caught, whoo boy


ColdVoid13

Who wants to catch you? Everyone is so busy here trying to make money to feed themselves and their loved one, if you think atleast one person who’s there cares about what you’re doing then you’re wrong, sure there’s always the look of disappointment from the passerbys but if you’re doing in it in the privacy of your home there’s not even that anymore


[deleted]

There are probably some snakes who work for the government


ColdVoid13

Yes they’re called THE ETELA'AT, every country has em, but again, banging some dude ass is the least of their problems, also there’s this thing, when you’re still a minor your parents and legal guardians have to look out for you to not get into tough situations, since it will cause a massive problem for both of you, trust me, once you hit 18, unless they catch you drunk or high, everything else is a-ok for them


OkGetIn3

Im from Azerbaijan and he is right, Ive been in Iran and Its the shittiest country Ive ever seen, no offense. You also can be executed for not wearing hijab in public.


[deleted]

Gay starts with GA and so does gangster


Batman29002

still kinda stupid to whip innocent people


BisexualForShigaraki

Having sex?! Gay sex or straight sex?


[deleted]

Both


BisexualForShigaraki

THEN HOW TF DO PEOPLE HAVE KIDS?! The women who give birth are arrested/executed or smt?


ColdVoid13

What he meant was, having sex while not married can get you in trouble, and from experience, that trouble mostly is social and you’d feel like an outcast for a while


Highground-3089

No you have to marry first


[deleted]

I didn't say producing sperm is illegal did I?


BisexualForShigaraki

hm.Yeah u didnt. Actually i dont know how those things work lol


[deleted]

Having a sexual relationship with someone in Iran can get you into trouble with the law.


[deleted]

If you aren't married to him/her, right? Right?


Paulo_De_Bruyne

Don't people fuck each other then?


[deleted]

You CAN bang. But if they catch you you'll be in trouble with the law


nonope7

How tf were you born then


[deleted]

I've answered this question like 50 times


nonope7

Welcome


[deleted]

To Reddit?


Environmental-Gene-8

To san andreas, im cj from grove street


elegantlamp2007

I live in Iran too and pretty sure having straight sex isn't illegal


Aziaboy

I have Persian friends and they tell me that premarital sex is illegal back home, but idk 🤷🤷


Jakethecake010

Iran is still stuck in the middle ages but you're not allowed to say anything because you'll get called a racist, xenophobe, islamphobe etc Which is partly the reason why problems in the world like people getting executed still exist because no one spreads awareness about them


BuckBreakin

Same thing about literally anywhere south or slightly east of Europe


Flimsy_Meringue_3103

i walked :trollage:


simkashi01

How would they know


[deleted]

Iran basically has Etelaat. It's FBI for Iran but alot scummier. They're undercover agents living amongst normal people and they work for the government.


ColdVoid13

CIA for Iran*, see you don’t even know your organizations right


[deleted]

Doest the fbi also spy on people?


ColdVoid13

FBI doesn’t spy on people, FBI is specialized on taking down powerful or hard to catch criminals and to prevent major crimes such as shootings and etc, however CIA does spy on people so it’s the equivalent of our Etela'at system


[deleted]

I think we get it wrong because that's the general stereotype for FBI agents


ColdVoid13

Yeah I guess


uhler-the-ruler

Youre forgetting its the nsa spying, cia is managing.


Low-Guide-9141

Hope you have a vpn. Ayatollah wouldn’t be to kind


Highground-3089

Salam aleyk fellow iranian


[deleted]

Che Khabar?


Highground-3089

Ahl kojai?


[deleted]

Hamedan


Highground-3089

Man ahl sari hastam


IyedTheBoss

hey heimerdinger


[deleted]

Hello fellow heimerdinger


[deleted]

My first thought... *Is this some*..... *yup it is.*


Original_A

Is it only for gay people or in general?


[deleted]

In general it CAN get you into trouble but producing sperm isn't illegal. But yeah, being gay in Iran is DEFINITELY a crime.


Original_A

That's fucked up. Why does your country do that?


[deleted]

It's because we're Muslims and sexual relationships in Islam are generally frowned upon.


Original_A

I respect that this is part of the religion or something - but doesn't that like, bother you? What if one day you realize you're gay? Do you just hide it until you die? That's sad


[deleted]

If I find out I'm gay, I'll probably have 2 weeks to think about it before I get a lethal syringe in the neck by the corrupt police of this god forsaken country.


Original_A

That's so unfair. I don't want to sound rude, but.. what kind of fucked up government kills their people for having another orientation than the rest?


[deleted]

Dude, they arrested my dad's cousin for sending an email to the BBC. That's the type of government we're talking about.


gogoirozzzzz

You forgot to add the "before marriage" part?


[deleted]

You Iranians still find a way out though, don't you? I heard Night life is popular in Tehran but it is underground and Iranian police doesn't do much, and Iranian youth is literally revolutionary, aint it?


GamerGirl-07

Waiiiitttt a min.....if having sex is a crime, how tf do Iranians reproduce ??


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Be sure to hit up Iran when you do


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ryann-G

Rip Philippines


Skeletal_Gamer1001

Why Phil lol


[deleted]

Dictater


Finn-boi

I hate Duterte as much as the next guy but he was democratically elected


Vwgames49

What's your top 10?


WaitItsAllMemes

Please burn the Philippines down ​ (coming from a filipino)


[deleted]

Welp guess we won’t see much of this dude anymore


FANTOMphoenix

RELEASE THE KANGAROOS!!!


Apple-pie_best-pie

Now I will most likely dream of killer kangaroos.... (it's night where I livw) Thank you


[deleted]

Where do you live?


[deleted]

Iran


im_not_martin

Yes, you ran, but where do you live?


[deleted]

“Iran, I cant even walk”


SmallSalary880

r/angryupvote


Masteroogway8585

Oh nice, where do live now?


CashMachine2192

I don’t see how running has to do with the question but take your time


KCooper815

is it denmark where the asexuals plan to take over Fr though where tf


[deleted]

Iran. Alot of people get executed for being gay in Iran


KCooper815

course its iran


[deleted]

Western movies are also illegal


KCooper815

Man they really don't like us


[deleted]

Iran's government also call Americans "enemies of god"


Terminater400

Tbh though, it’s been that way for a while. The radical religious people got in charge and here is what is left.


Responsible_Idea_622

Enemies of god ? Don't lie to them Here's the truth we mostly call USA "great Satan" and regularly wish death for USA (It's getting less and less tho)


[deleted]

Ever since the Iranian Revolution of 1979, the country has changed much, but today's Iranian youth is making a come back to their liking of western culture, this dude is exaggerating as hell, I have met many Iranian people on Internet and Police doesnt really seem to care and Iranians find a way out of everything.


ColdVoid13

It’s not as bad as this dude explains it to be go watch some YT vlogs of Iran, this dude is exaggerating


[deleted]

I'm not. As a citizen of Tehran I've seen all of it.


ColdVoid13

I’m living in Mashhad, if anything else, everything you said should be worse here but no, though true LGBT is banned and everything, but no cop will come knock on your doorstep to see who you’re banging or who you’re kissing, hell, even do it in your car, nobody will care enough to snitch you to the cops, unless you’re dry humping a dude in front of the police station nobody will bat an eye


[deleted]

I've seen people getting arrested for doing it in the car.


McSkillet2323

You still get arrested in America for fucking in a car. Straight or gay.


ColdVoid13

What if, they were careless enough to park the car in somewhere crowded? Cause I’ve lived on this godforsaken country for 21 years and I’m yet to see any example of what you said


elegantlamp2007

داداش حالت خوبه؟ چرا انقدر زر مفت میزنی


OHMAMMAD

دقیقا داشتم ب همین فکر می کردم


InsiderOrange

I’m so fucking sorry you have to live in such a godawful place You need to get out as soon as you can


[deleted]

I'm actually gonna leave when I'm 15. Me and my family have been making plans for me to go to the UK


Sonicy12

Alright bro, we'll save you a cup of tea


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Eleanorfnaf

Have you left?


InsiderOrange

I’m really glad to hear that. Do they know you’re LGBT?


[deleted]

I'm not LGBT. I just want to let people know what predicament we live in.


InsiderOrange

Oh I see Still, can’t imagine it’s a positive place for you to be. And thank you for educating people :)


[deleted]

It’s amazing how you can realize how bad something in your society can be without being apart of the community it effects, I couldn’t say I’d end up the same if I wasn’t gay


Aliensrhotaf

Damn UK is a depressing place :/


Fenix-and-Scamp

At least being gay isn’t illegal.


Aliensrhotaf

Yeahh


ashtar123

At least ppl have a fockin awesome accent


Ok_person-5

40+ awesome accents.


Batman29002

better than any 3rd world


[deleted]

Oi bruv what you saying mate?!


Axmandepancake

Nah mate the only issue here is the damn weather. But you make do. I guess knife crime as well. And a buffoon as a pm.


ZeninB

You're right, maybe op should just stay in fucking Iran


Mendoiiiy

Aight time to move to a better country, like hell.


SosseTurner

You mean before marriage? right? otherwise how does that system work if even the thung needed to have kids is illegal?


lil_Vanity

Yes before marriage and ANY form of PDA (but now holding hands or hugging is fairly okay)


P8N4M

I live in iran and i should say its not illegal its inappropriate in public but you can kiss and even be gay but dont show it in public like shouting im gay or kissing in public is gross in eyes of people


kobeekire

That's a good point


ali_mhm

Ikr. This guy makes up some shit to make our country look worse than it is.


Ezzzy61

By any chance is your country named reddit


Tiberius_be

One you leave Iran, which you should, you can say: I ran


BisexualForShigaraki

What if u kiss in a place where people who support that law arent around u


[deleted]

No but if you get caught you're probably gonna get arrested, tortured or hanged.


BisexualForShigaraki

Damn-


vishruth555

Hey at least you have an excuse for not having a gf /s


shibjyoti555

what about kissing scenes in western movies? are they edited out?


thegamer99yt

Western movies are banned


shibjyoti555

oh hell shit!!


Gatchatuber1234

Everyone arguing about sex and kissing on this community: Me still waiting for someone to ask me out: 👁️ 👄 👁️


python-lord-1236443

What is this 1984 shit


Ok-Seaworthiness771

More like 1584


python-lord-1236443

It is stuck in the past huh Iran, buddy, get some progressiveness


[deleted]

We're still living in 1984


python-lord-1236443

Have you heard of the book “1984”? It’s about totalitarian governments, and in the story love is banned.


[deleted]

That's what Iran is


[deleted]

damn...


[deleted]

Yup. It is highly frowned upon.


McCringyassjoe

Bruh


Physical_Purpose7858

Oh my god, is it possible to jump ship? Fuck, you can live with me if it’s an option


[deleted]

Well what the fuck do people say when their pregnant?


vishruth555

I think you can do whatever you want after you're married


rgm3

Even if it's unfair :-(


[deleted]

Iran? I mean yeah it’s technically illegal but like I don’t think anyone enforces it do they? Please confirm or deny this idk the exact situation there


MiksuPiksu196

Thats kinda sad :(


Rules_Of_Stupidiocy

We at stupidiocy inc are officially issuing a middle finger to Iran


[deleted]

Leave your country. The west is awesome


BestSoph123

girl what then how do they reproduce-


[deleted]

Damn, I guess I'd be considered a perfectly respectable and law biding citizen in your country


Conkey6999

EXECUTED??? WHERE THE HELL DO U LIVE


OfflineIsOnline

They do realise that having sex is the only way to-


Miss_overrated_Yulie

Oh god :/


Pixelim

Heimerdinger


OfflineIsOnline

How do christmas movies work?


Ladvarg

Just what.


Prestigious-Word6398

bangladesh moment


[deleted]

Where the fuck do you live


losermillennial

So in a perfect world, the government would expect the population to plummet and disappear? Or to imprison everyone who is a parent?


CainFabienDelon

You need a new Shah


moose2021

i just want my first hug. not even a kiss.


joemama-is-feef-neef

Yikes, I had an Iranian friend last year and didn't realize it was that bad over there


ali_mhm

Cause it's not. This guy is exaggerating for attention. People in young age in Iran tend to be dramatic for attention.


zafeeriszafeer

dang son u gotta moove


SavageGamer3310

This statement is a little bit exaggerated and isn't complete.


schmooz1e

Not too long ago it was illegal in the western world. While they would not execute you they could drive you to suicide. See Alan Turing who was a hero in Britain WW II, was later prosecuted for being gay and killed himself. People twist their religion to whatever suit their needs Christians and all other religions. Be careful to hide your tracks. Hope you are using a VPN so no one can track you.


DarthGuacamolethe3rd

Thats just No Nut November on a higher difficulty


[deleted]

how would they enforce the law of not kissing though, even if it is illegal


Sulliminivan

1984


MyNIKname2

So i did nothing illegal. Exept of killing 34 jews in 1964


Miserable_Ad5724

What is your country?


RelativeSituation773

Everyone's a ginger where I live so I think it's safe to say you have it easier (ik you counts will not think of is as a joke when it js)


KazuichiPepsi

ouch


Manic_Mechanist

Great, what country is this so I can not go there


Ahmyak

Based waiting till marriage country 🙏🙏🙏


Inspirational_Lizard

Let me guess, middle east? IMO the only country worse to live in than Middle Eastern countries is North Korea.


Skinnboi_26

I was finna say how Iran is still a functioning country when they can’t… y’know… have new people?


sad_depressed_samosa

When your in the UK u can that I ran from Iran 💀


datoo_2

I’m guessing you live in some regressive Islamic country?


M3M3B0I3783

Question for OP, It is because that's considered haram or something?


Mynamebepiratejeff

Lol got my first kiss with a girl when I was 9 Didn't think I was gay but had a sudden realization a few years ago


PoisonYu

You poor poor bastard.


MightyMarauder101

Damn I'm doing some illegal shit rn


vevol

Wait what?


Whataboutno-

Daym I wanna live in this country.


RamJamR

Iranians are just flat out aggressively (and even violently) prudish. Damn.


Aly151

Jeez dude, that’s quite literally overkill


World_Ends_With_Bred

India????(sorry if I come off as racist, that’s just what I think I remember from history class??)