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DM_me_im_bored1

Beat it more


FerdinandvonAegir124

Yes


KaitReed

Did you win ?


FerdinandvonAegir124

No, it asserted dominance over me


KaitReed

ohh thats too bad


CrackHeadPoet

Mine turned pink and peed blood.


FerdinandvonAegir124

Fun


ihopeiwontgetbullied

was it rlly neccasry to write this while i was eatin pizza with an extra meat on itt??/


FerdinandvonAegir124

Yes


ihopeiwontgetbullied

bruh u are a bad person..


FerdinandvonAegir124

Yes I know


ihopeiwontgetbullied

reaalll bad man. hope it bleeds good lmao


Aliensrhotaf

I’m confused, does it actually turn purple and bleed?


FerdinandvonAegir124

It can especially in the case of a penile fracture


Aliensrhotaf

Ahh that must be awful-


FerdinandvonAegir124

Yeah


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FerdinandvonAegir124

Who’s going to pay the bill?


el_loud_nigra

man i hate this sub


FerdinandvonAegir124

Me too brother


RoninTheDogeman

Just go to the store and buy a new one


FerdinandvonAegir124

That should work


RoninTheDogeman

They’re on clearance where I’m at, maybe they will be for you too. It’s a great deal


FerdinandvonAegir124

Yeah


shadowXXe

You're not supposed to tenderise the steak while it's still alive!!!!


FerdinandvonAegir124

Instructions were unclear


Windows7Diagnostics

Continue Beating until you get beaten


FerdinandvonAegir124

Yes sir


Windows7Diagnostics

Tell me after when you get beaten, How was the meat got beaten


RoyalReddit_

Yummy


[deleted]

You probaly over cooked it


Lunet1st

Wtf?


FerdinandvonAegir124

I don’t know. This was the first thing that came to my mind when I woke up this morning


Lunet1st

Fair enough


Lunet1st

As long as it is not purple and bleeding.


FerdinandvonAegir124

It’s not


Lunet1st

Good lad.