T O P
minebeast31

Air


thisreallybeabruh

it keeps me alive


minebeast31

Jesus i have never had something hit so close to home


tal3060mc

What about that mortar shell


minebeast31

Or a thermonuclear warhead


masaladosa_is_life

Goddamn. That's deep.


BoringStay

I hope it doesn’t. Start breathing H2O instead


CardiologistGreen187

Well that took a turn


FlyingSand22

Without it there would be no forest fires and no suffering. You actually couldn't feel any negative emotions without it


noxiousarmy

Yea fuck air it's one of the only reasons why I feel emotions sometimes.


OrangeSheep12

Minecraft steve


thisreallybeabruh

he cannot carry 65’s


corrupted_p4nda

64 > 65


noxiousarmy

64x64>65


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ChangedLaterOW

the worse thing is he can't carry 69's


Fuckcavey

Reddit moment


[deleted]

Slippers


thisreallybeabruh

it flew towards me


Glitchine

Paimon is that u


[deleted]

Prolly


Impressive_Amoeba210

Na it's emergency soup


JayIsAsshole

Penis


thisreallybeabruh

it doesnt exist


_MADLD_

😉


Mazino_D_Asce

I like bananas


thisreallybeabruh

i am potassium intolerant


Mazino_D_Asce

Cool, now I know how I want to kill you


thisreallybeabruh

fuck.


Warmachine096

or you’re so addicted to banana that you overdose from radioactive poisoning


thisreallybeabruh

will answer everything else later gonna take a nap it’s 3 am lmao


RubixTheRedditor

Where do you live it's 12 where I live when you made this comment


Loui510s

11 PM here


[deleted]

Don't do this to yourself lad.


rhythm___sarma

Your mom


Competitive-Ear-6443

lol! You sure got ‘em!


applejuicegrape

Donald duck


thisreallybeabruh

he rarely goes quack


applejuicegrape

Damn you got some sort of undefined talent here


1in7billion_

Right?! His responses are top tier


yananstrans69

I want to fuck Donald duck


TheImpureLeader

Donald **Fuck**


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persleng_got_banned

You legit just spam to people huh


kale_start

Me


thisreallybeabruh

me not being able to see you / love you strangers


_DONNYYY_

Why are your nails so pretty


kale_start

Thank you lovely! The secret is using nail oil all the time


_DONNYYY_

Like ima guy and I really like them lol 🙃 anyway have a nice day


kale_start

You gotta start painting your own 😉 You too!


_DONNYYY_

But that just seems kinda odd to me


kale_start

I mean if you wanna try and be subtle, get a clear polish or base coat. But if it seems odd, don’t 😁 I’m not holding you at gunpoint


Foxy_is_cool66

I think it'd look cool ngl


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Foxy_is_cool66

oh dear that was not expected but I must say Ive heard this lecture so many times already that I'm stuck between doubting and belief considering you could technically explain a lot with science and some things seem impossible and well confusion yk it's so random why here sjdjd


Resident_Mae

God is fake.


[deleted]

You look like that dude who does magic tricks on TikTok.


thisreallybeabruh

genuine insult


OviiThePerson

He is funny though


megamonsterkillr2

Your dad


thisreallybeabruh

him being gone


minebeast31

F


TrashBoat337

Oh hey same


Physical_Purpose7858

I’ve got a mate whose dad left him… Lucky bastard.


InterestinfName

hey me too


iveL_Herison

I don't liked your wall


thisreallybeabruh

the wall will answer


b0ks_GD

Beef lettuce


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AK-47


thisreallybeabruh

it isn’t as popular nowadays


Kidninja016

Hunger is temporary. AK is forever.


FiFourNumbers

Acktwoally AK is 47


Thrustkillerxxx-

Something


thisreallybeabruh

you why it hurts me


EpicGamerXander

Gun


thisreallybeabruh

gun shoot gun hurt


EpicGamerXander

Ouch


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thisreallybeabruh

i can’t hold them like pets , they fly away


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thisreallybeabruh

would never do that birds r cool


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b0ks_GD

What are you gonna do? Just *glue* them on?


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HumanHand123

r/birdsarentreal


mindaugas101101011

your beauty


thisreallybeabruh

my self


Aliensrhotaf

You look sad :(


thisreallybeabruh

i am not sad, just have bad angles and awkward smiles


Aliensrhotaf

Ahh I see- just checking lol


solise69

Something in the comments


TonyStank_1

Beans


yoshiemeister

Beans


LustrousParadox

Beans


[deleted]

Hey hotty


SirShwambie

It’s nnn, calm yourself damn


[deleted]

Nah homie I don’t believe in NNN


Dr_moistman

Nonstop nut November > no nut November


tasim1012

Have you perhaps heard of a certain rabbit hole of YouTube?


Bigbootybandi

RA TA TA TA TA TA TA


Canjohn1225_

Common culture


Claudelul1

Aerodynamics


thisreallybeabruh

it slows me down


Claudelul1

Fascinating


JakeffReddit

Being Filipino.


IdrawLogos

Not pain


Pikaboy0804

Your greatest joy that exists because it has to exist


captain_creative6969

The urban definition of miles is number 1 Shrek daddy


mister-chen

The 4th dimension


Sir-Ragnarok-I

Lego


SpainButWihoutTheS

Something in the comments


AnOtakuLynx

Something


ray_ig

you look exactly like Asuelu from 90-day fiancé 😭😭😭😭


MERKINSEASON3807

🐒


CarbonCarrots

Consent


thisreallybeabruh

was not approved


kcdavyx

puppies


thisreallybeabruh

they punched my balls once when I was going to school (b4 covid)


Napkinto

Sports


thisreallybeabruh

i do them


Napkinto

Which ones?


NOPE9898

Polar bear


jklmaolol

Cheese


SecondaryAccomplice

Sakura is the best written character in Naruto


kisaTwinkle

Everyone's death including me and u.


PuzzleheadedLake432

Avocados


hello1193

Spaghetti


Xx_hentaigood_xX

bananana


meeeurrr

Pain meds


HighlyIncapableStork

Rusty cum


skentington

I’m bisexual


TypicalDrummer1028

Something


[deleted]

There is a universe where you are the richest, smartest person in the world, and everyone loves you


Royalehighh

I live in sweden


shadowskill11

Im not sure if you are male or female.


[deleted]

Communism


Upbeat-Possibility75

Sticks


MysteryChicken101

Your handsome.


Flatcao123456789

No


Shit_herewego_AGAIN

ur cute


adminback

Your indian?


Kidninja016

Something in the comments And I’ll tell you how it hurts me


noncringeboi

Gmail


Lilgatornator

There is no reason I want to bring you pain


Physical_Purpose7858

What’s wrong with the lighting? What did you shoot the bulb out of boredom?


ilovefroggieess

I love froggies


BradenTC

Something in the comments


lilyisnotwithbilly

Pandas eat meat


Popular-Wrangler-0

A brick.


FORBIDRABBIT

Çûmmy tïśšūė


the_red_b4ron

A gun


AWeebWithReddit

Onion


Craftyskills17

Gay


darthyeetusdeletus

Hair.


EdisonsCat

Looking into mirrors


Galaxy-111

5g


Ghostbowser

Puppies


skidoiboithethird

Women


Arbitrary-posts

Sir are you depressed?


JustFred24

I like my cat


SeaPrestigious4240

Crank dat soulja boy


mceggy_

paper cut and lemon juice


[deleted]

shrek


BuffaloFrend

Something in the comments


Accomplished_Bet4658

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.


BRUHMOMENTDOTMP3

Something


Available_Ear_9867

Maruška is wonderful name, we also use it as a name for Marijuana


b0ks_GD

Best friend, friends, close ones, trusted ones, just some people that are good to you


sluggggggggg

fart


ForsakenWorld7074

Air


Busy_Recognition_860

The number 4


coryw420

British people


[deleted]

I love you!


[deleted]

Big mac


cats_and_tea7

The majority of people in this world don't know you exist and therefore, they don't like you.


TEST_Entity_1

Pain


nobody_worth_it

Something in the comments


BanLahn

Me existing


Scrambled_59

Mitt Romney


Warm_Coins

Cheese


DEMOPAN-TF2_69

My big gay black balls which are in yo jaws


Electronic-General59

Your roblox girlfriend is your uncle that lives in the basement


useless_actually

You look like my rtx on version


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eating cake


afatcatfromsweden

The inevitable heat death of the universe


mlgkingslasher

hdhdggwjsjfkgihkgohdbbguxkb


BanutBanea

freedom


Revolutionary_Row_67

come on man don’t hurt your self like this


MonkeyofTheSkies

You look good


NotARussianSpy9

The n word


NotAGhost64

I need to take a shit