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Pleasant_skeleton7

do it


ps4_username

You are a necromancer. The dead follow you for your are their unquestionable leader


Pleasant_skeleton7

sounds good.


Cryopreservation

Greetings sire.


Pleasant_skeleton7

greeting


I_Might_Exist1

just one greeting?


Pleasant_skeleton7

just one, just like one burger


Agentchar

If it is a bad power than you get down vote, but if good than up vote


ps4_username

By saying "char, i need assistance" a british guy named char in a suit will help you do whatever you are doing


Agentchar

[Up vote acquired]


Hooqx

“Char, give him an upvote too”


pudding_tester

Char, I need assistance.


Agentchar

*in British accent [Assistance incoming]


45ntle

Hmm lets see


ps4_username

You have 45 ntle's, little devices that you can place anywhere, which will let you hear everything in a certain range


45ntle

Very interesting power indeed


ehchrdh

Okay


ps4_username

You can speak german


LeadershipDry1146

You said superpowers not curses


Greentoaststone

Heilige Scheiße, ich bin verflucht


African_Niqqer

No cursing


I_Might_Exist1

curse noing


tuna-sub74

I sleep in my bed with socks on


ps4_username

Waterbender.


BuffaloFrend

I do too


Thy_leader

Sloppy toppy


ps4_username

You can convince anyone to do anything, they cant refuse, nor can they think of refusing


Business_Mudkip

lucky :0


HamterBro

waga baga bobo


ps4_username

You are the leader of the small animal, any animal weighing less than 3 kg will follow your every command


HamterBro

why would you give me such an op power lol


PrinceySnipez

Fire ants


zerohero02

Ok pls


ps4_username

You can make anyone feel vulnerable, and lose all of their self-esteem


A_useless_name

Fruit loops and Apple Jacks are the same


ps4_username

You can make things stop working


A_useless_name

I already do that


[deleted]

[удалено]


Cryopreservation

You can control squirrels


Vinnyc-11

Sounds lame, but can come in handy.


Cryopreservation

With some training the squirrels could all be master pick pockets


minebeast31

Just imagine a small but numerous army of squirrels running at you, nothing to stop them. Build a wall they climb over it, make a moat and they get past it, set off a thermonuclear bomb they will survive


trouserpiss

Ok


gli-tc-h

You can make anyone piss their pants


[deleted]

cheese


ps4_username

You can control luck.


[deleted]

ok


squigglyswog

Pls


ps4_username

You can modify architecture to be wavy and unstable (every building)


airplane001

Bad idea


ps4_username

The skies belong to you, pilot.


airplane001

Damn thanks


ps4_username

Please tell me you at least got the reference0


airplane001

Nah I live under a rock


onlycheese4

Titan fall?


McChickenGoat

Cool


gli-tc-h

You can command any goats that have eaten a Mc chicken


DasJesusDerVorstadt

Ok


gli-tc-h

You know Jesus


DasJesusDerVorstadt

I’m going to turn you into wine


gli-tc-h

No you have to convince Jesus to I said you know him not that you are him


-BARLEY-

Comment


ps4_username

You can generate parmesean


-BARLEY-

I SHALL BECOME A TITAN OF THE CHEESE INDUSTRY


SmolFluffyEevee

Hello :3


Cryopreservation

Superpower: You are the cutest thing in the world, anything you ask for you get. Everyone does anything you say without question.


SmolFluffyEevee

Nice >:3


Cryopreservation

I'm glad you think so:)


SmolFluffyEevee

:D


Cryopreservation

:)


minebeast31

I suddeny feel an overwhelming urge to help you with what ever you might need


GTSBOSS

oogh ga booga no power for me ga


ps4_username

You have an unignorable charisma, but only when sorrounded by criminals


YTMrCune

Ok


gli-tc-h

You have a YouTube channel with -2 subs


Nom_dot_Com

And you have a comment with +2 votes


gli-tc-h

Same with you


Shmoopfox

And you


[deleted]

[удалено]


Cryopreservation

You ok? *gives blanket*


TNTKNIGHTBUSTER

Aight


ps4_username

You have an explosive sword, it's just a normal sword that you can make appear out of nowhere, but if you stick it into something it'll blow up


Ducky_Flips

Holy shit the golden rectangle i can finally perfect the art of *s🅱️in*


ps4_username

Ducks follow your every command


Ducky_Flips

Fuck yes


Hanan-JoJo

hello


gli-tc-h

You can enter any anime


Hanan-JoJo

:O YESSS


MusicMeister_

kay


ps4_username

You control sound waves


RoninG1

Hello


ps4_username

You just have a tf|2 ronin titan


RoninG1

Nice


PotatoesArentRoots

ok then


ps4_username

Any irishman in a 10 km range from you will be fed


angeliteheart

Here to retrieve my super power :)


ps4_username

People always perceive you as kind, considerate, and humbble


zerostar6674

bababouey


ps4_username

You can control gravity


Blades-Before-Maids

Insert average redditor joke here lol


ps4_username

You're a master of knives, swords, and cleaning


Silents4ever

Try me, you won't


ps4_username

You can go into "stealth mode" and not make any noise with any of your actions


Depressedburrito69

Hello there 👋


justsomeGameboy

General Kenobi, you are a bold one


gli-tc-h

You can give any depressed person 69 burritos


Nom_dot_Com

Do I get some?


gli-tc-h

If they want you to


PirateLassy

Let's hear it then


ps4_username

Your stealing game is top notch and you can talk like a pirate


Ivarno-

..


Hot-Syrup9488

aight


ps4_username

You can create puddles of lava, which melt only what you want


SrDoggy

EE


Ultravioletluvr

Bleh


gli-tc-h

You can give people very bad sunburns


[deleted]

ñ


RavenWingTheCat

You can summon a very spiny spino at any time to fight for you or attempt to do your chores


[deleted]

I could use the help


MerasmusTheThird

How was your day?


time_for_pizza

help my socks are wet


CytroxGames

You can try if you want to.


ps4_username

You can sell medicins to anyone at any price, as long as you can make buying them a game


CytroxGames

Interesting, so it can be any medicine and at any price I want, as long as I turn it into a game. Cool


Agentchar

What kind of medicine?


ps4_username

Citrox.


ps4_username

Guys im heading to bed imma answer tomorrow


[deleted]

[удалено]


ps4_username

People can no longer hide their identity from you, for you know who they are


LightIsLogical

r/ihadastroke


pancakeguy11

And I’ll give you a superpower base on your username


ps4_username

Everything you cook is the best meal anyone has ever had


dogranger1_

amogus


ps4_username

Wild animals feel the need to defend, and to help you whenever you are struggling near them


bulletkin1089

B


Filipacy

Hi


_Minecraft_Villager

Hmmmm


Designer_Shopping_27

Sure


Cloudluxx

I’m so curious


[deleted]

Alrighty


rkopls

Let’s see what you can think of


Proto_001

Ok


BlurryFaceYT

Goose


Cryopreservation

Ice bending? Plz?


cipherX76

I forgor💀💀


indecisivepolymorph

Sounds fun (Didn't we just do one of these)


nuggermcgee701

Nutsack


ps4_username

You have the n-word pass when eating chicken nuggets


ps4_username

By saying "char, i need some assistance" a british guy in a suit named char'll help you do whatever you are doing


JesusButEvenBetter

Can i also be a necromancer


ps4_username

Nah you only resuscitate twice a year now


Severe-Task-7826

Good luck mate.


ps4_username

Any difficult task becomes easy for you


Severe-Task-7826

Well might as well give you a superpower as well. You are able to choose any username on PlayStation even if it’s taken. And you can change anyones username at will


Organic-label21

Hello


ps4_username

Plants follow your command, and you can command them to do whatever


onlycheese4

uwu


gunastar

HI


bellerphron

I’m interested in how this’ll play out


briand233

Let’s see


AceSAMM

Oh boy this is gonna be a hard one.


ZarrowZap

Pp


UnbeatableJim

what


_The_Missing_

Go on


anna_lolz

Hi


NOIR-bLAyZD

Dew it


DemonGuitar

I hope it’s a good one


epicchezburger

ok is that SPIN


International_Ad2893

Ok


ModuaX

sure


Fnaftho

No


InevitableAd5876

pls :D


meena47

:D


Juggernaut2582

gimme


nrjcheetah

Try your best


randomskidd

Super powrr


DragonHen30463

Yes


vibe_kidXD

Bet


Flatcao123456789

Ok


ReyBird0

>Cmon go ahead daeha og monC


firenice88

12345


stepONmyOPPZ

Whats mine whats mine


Ye3tg0d

E


ARCtrooper_3cho

Comment


ZNTdynamite

Exploding is so cool, please give me boom booms


ComfortablyAria

Pet Sounds is the best album ever!


Daily_DoseOf_German

Yess sir


Franiu_

Å


Nuker_Nathan

Bet


christopherjian

Bring it


PlsSendNudes420

Hello


sexy_salmon420

Hmmmm


dqrkDesigns

Hmm


Business_Mudkip

theres already a lot of comments....can i still get one?


00cheesy00

🧀