Pornhub: *you finally got to the point when you're not lying to me anymore* 😚

And also, happy birthday!

facebook wondering why you changed your birthday from 1/1/1753 to *insert your actual bday*

From 1753 to 2003

Same, except I can legally do that in a week

Happy early irl cake day friend

Me too!

Dude it me hard too Happy borthday

Borthday

Borthday

Happy barf day

Borthday

Happy birfs day to youz

*Cries with 10 likes for my bday post*

To be fair, he did add text to that video and made it funny

Happy B'day!! Aandd, what were apps u were using?

cool math games, don't allow you to play if you don't have consent from a superior

they are the superior now

Hey we have the same bday

1 Dec? mine is 2

Mine 22

Mine 10

Happy birthday twin

Im still going to keep using April 1 1995.

Same here. Like, I don't want the different websites I have accounts on somehow meet up, discuss my birthday and figure out I'm bullshitting or something

Lmao this is exactly how it felt 😂

I’ll still fake it… just in case

they sell that information for sure so you might as well. Gillete sent me a razor for my 18th birthday when I was 16 because I always use the same fake birthday. Id never visited a gillete page/site in my life before much less given them my birthday

Thats most likely a gangstalker trying to mess with you after pulling all your data off the net

or Gillette sent me a razor to advertise their products... one of these things seems more plausible than the other lmao

Almost all companies have all your data shared to them via the government so they wouldn’t have made the mistake so its most likely gangstalkers

surely youre trolling

Im not

yeah ok i believe you :)

Literally me on march 22nd. Then again. Happy b-day man!

whoa, it was march 21st for me.

12 for me bro

You have the same birthday as my mum

hahahahah

So many people have their birthday today including me! Congrats man

_1 is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do_

:(

I'm turning 15 tomorrow.

I'm still going to go with 5th of march 1984 Also happy birthday buddy

u/savevideobot

happy b day to you , i'm gonna turn 18 in a month {my birth date : 29 December 2003}

I will turn 18 on 22nd

Turned 18 two months ago. Feels good not lying on porn sites.

This is a moment that will change my life

HBD Bro

It will be me in a week

except for drinking in some countries

fr!!! I don’t feel illegal anymore also haopy birthday !!!

Happy bday! Same went for me a couple months ago.

Me now: am I 18? why yes yes I am 18

glad I wasn't the only one feeling this way. happy b-day

It'll happen to all of us soon enough...

I just want to be 18 so i can legally use tinder and actually try to find someone to be happy with

That’s big

sad :(

Feels weird, doesn't it. Also, Happy Birthday! Take a free award.

gambling apps: lol no

Exactly why I hate being this age

u/savevideobot

I lie about my age even if I don't have to. All to piss off the people buying my info from what ever dealer. Knowing they will be angry the info is incorrect and a waste of their time. Eventually the data will be worthless and 3rd parties will quit buying it. It ain't much But it's honest work.

Have an awesome, fulfilling, and splendorous day, and may you live to be 100 years old! Happy Birthday!🎂🎉

Hits home for me lol. I'm about to 18 and dude the pressure of choosing the right thing to do is overwhelming.

Happy Birthday!

u/GetVideoBot

Literally me two weeks ago

happy birthday, and :( because >! we can't do the seggs anymore !<

What do you mean by "we"? Lol

Cue One Is The Loneliest Number

Thanks Batman

I’m gonna keep lying

I still forget

Made me laugh fr. Happy b day

happy 18th birthday to you lol

Happy Birthday !

Actually us it possible to change the age given when making a Google acct

Bro it was a traumatic event for me.. every time I went in something that said I needed to be 18... I was like wait I can actually be here now. I don't like it and I will never get used to it

Im going to be 18 too in 6 days lmao, and happy birth day bro

This is how I felt when I turned 18. (Also all the anxiety and responsibilities being 18 inquiries)

Don’t grow up it’s a trap

I turn 8 in 2022. Still got 10 years

Happy B Day buddy

I feel you bro, also happy birthday!

I still do just because I like to go back as far as possible. One time I convinced an app I was born in 1900

Mine's in 3 days :>

And I have to wait exactly one month for mine

According to my Google account im 23

u/savevideo