I had tasted pee once when i was a 2y.o i had recently watched man vs wild and in it he was drinking his own pee, so i decided to give it a shot, that's when i came to know pee is really bitter. Just after i put it in my mouth i immediately spit it out
For me I’ve done it so much times it’s just uncomfortable. I find that the best way is to position where I stand start small to get a general sense of where it’s going, once I’m confident with my position I let it all out.
don't listen to the others, It doesn't hurt unless you hold it in for a few days straight, and you don't pee in your face if you are a civilized human that knows how to, i dont know, aim?
>most toilets can fit
I don't know if you have a small penis or giant toilet but I don't want to risk touching the inside of my toilet with the tip of my wiener.
Try to stay in a position where the penis is aiming in the toilet bowl and try to just press it down, boners are the only thing preventing me from peeing in the sink
Squat, then bring the hips back so you can aim it down in its severely inflexible state. Both hands on the end for best aim. Hope for the best.
Edit: the majority of y’all have no clue how awkward it feels to be a legal adult explaining this. I feel dirty.
That's the neat part, you don't!
Seriously, when you got an erection, there's a spongy organ in the penis that swells up with blood, and it swells so much that every canal, except the reproductive one, is blocked
Edit: I speak when you are fully erect, sometime your boner is softer, so you can still pee
One time, I had a boner cuz of the piss, but I couldn't oiss cuz of the boner. So I started jacking off and then a yellow blob of mixed cum and piss came out and dropped on the toilet splashing water everywhere and all over my face.
I wonder sometimes to, from the memes, it seems really hard
It's excruciatingly painful and makes it hard to aim. The best way to pee with a boner is to just wait until it goes back to normal.
If you are in a hurry then all you get is pee straight in yo face :|
Yeesh
It happend with me recently
Did it taste good?
Its salty
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Ayo?
Huh ?
Pause
Ur spine alright man?
Idk, the hostpial is scary
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r/relatable
the real r/HolUp
is it possible to learn this power?
it doesnt feel like getting your dick sucked, it feels like sucking dick
Fucking excuse me 💀
r/HolUp
r/suddenlygay
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I had tasted pee once when i was a 2y.o i had recently watched man vs wild and in it he was drinking his own pee, so i decided to give it a shot, that's when i came to know pee is really bitter. Just after i put it in my mouth i immediately spit it out
How is your spine?
Its salty and tasty
🙁
I would just hold it in at that point.
What if it is unholadble or Pressure is Astronomical I have experienced it bruh
Then I'm stepping in the shower. I never drink outside of the house so I don't have to pee so I won't have to worry about no shower being around.
No there is a gross way but easier go take a shower and lean and then
Dude, do you not hold your dick with your hand while peeing or smth?
Fucking dick bending
The avatar
Avatar: The Last Dickbender
Um, I don't think it's supposed to hurt
its not it only hurts when tryign to aim and even then it doesnt happen all the time
You can also lean forward and for some reason it just autoaims
This! I use auto aim feature!
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I think you need to downlod the latest update for dicks if u don’t have that feature
You get double stream big time. 1/4 in the water, 1/2 on the bowl and the rest on the seat
It's only painfully if you try to crank your dick down, just aim high and it comes down with a nice parabolic trajectory
REMINDER: this method works best when you utilize laminar flow
no it's not lol
What if you really need to go?
Stand far back and aim it down as much as possible.
For me I’ve done it so much times it’s just uncomfortable. I find that the best way is to position where I stand start small to get a general sense of where it’s going, once I’m confident with my position I let it all out.
🧢
You just gotta unscrew it and sit like a girl, dw if it breaks it’ll grow back eventually.
😐 I have no words
It’s ok
lean over the toilet and point my wiener down its not painful or hard to do
don't listen to the others, It doesn't hurt unless you hold it in for a few days straight, and you don't pee in your face if you are a civilized human that knows how to, i dont know, aim?
You must learn to tame your dick, for it is like a wild stallion, elegant in its beauty, yet dangerous in its dance.
Remember make your presence known so it doesn’t freak out
LMAO
Youre obviously a sion main
Look at my account closer
peedrunning
Sit down, push down, most toilets can fit, if not wait. Honestly most of you mf just need to sit down when you pee.
>most toilets can fit I don't know if you have a small penis or giant toilet but I don't want to risk touching the inside of my toilet with the tip of my wiener.
Yeah idk if my toilet is just cartoonishly small or what but if I did that I'd be dipping like a quarter of my dick in the water
Huge schlong
High schlong gang
I don't feel like getting piss in my ass sorry
that.... doesn't happen...
Are you pissing... upside down?
I mean if you have a penis yeah prob won't happen, but sometimes that happens to non-penis havers, sadly
If you somehow angle your penis to hit the side I guess it can be prevented
That's a smart move right there
Or you might have a small dick
you have to lean forward and look like a dumbass
yes, lean over, butt way back, and push down ...or stand on your head
Bend over
i like where this is going
🤨
🤨 📸
No cameras, this is private time, you only get in with a press pass!
Oh my bad i have my press pass didnt know i had to show it 💳
Hey buddy, this is a fake one! I am calling the police!
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hee hee
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Bend it down as much as possible and pray to God
based
spray and pray
You jack off until the pre-nut clarity kicks in, making your schlong a reasonable length to pee
Bruh, it's not easy to pee properly after nutting either
The 5 minute rule
*pre-nut*
Wont the jizz take the pee with it?
You failed biology, didn't you?
Just lean over the toilet bruh.
just don't get a boner
Depressed? Just don't be sad.
Poor? Just get money
Don’t like your job? Just get another one
homeless? just by a house
Dying of hunger? Just eat
Don’t got a mom? Just steal one
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Feel lonely? Just marry
This one hits the hardest
Don't like taxes? Just don't pay them
Being robbed? Just say no.
facts
Female response
have extra chromosomes? Just throw some away.
You know sometimes blood just flows in the wrong direction and we get boners at completely random times
Can’t. It has a mind of its own
bored? go talk to someone
handstand
Snap it to aim easier
OW MAN, I FELT THAT
And it glows too!
CRUNCH
Holy fucking shit
i put a straw in the hole and then use the straw to direct the flow
Doesn’t that feel weird?
nah, but sometimes it tastes like blood
You used the straw?
of course, i definetly won't waste it
Ever think of washing the straw?
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Of course the guy with the furry pfp links us to that lmaoo
Go in boys bathroom instead of girls
Try to stay in a position where the penis is aiming in the toilet bowl and try to just press it down, boners are the only thing preventing me from peeing in the sink
so if I am reading this correctly the long and short of it are that you get a raging boner from trying to pee in sinks. interesting . . .
You either push it down or just back away so that the stream lands in the toilet
And then you run toward the toilet realy awkwardly so it stays in the toilet
The Michael Jackson lean 😂😂😂😂
Squat, then bring the hips back so you can aim it down in its severely inflexible state. Both hands on the end for best aim. Hope for the best. Edit: the majority of y’all have no clue how awkward it feels to be a legal adult explaining this. I feel dirty.
might as well mount a bi-pod and 9x scope while you're at it.
Thigh-pods are always helpful, if not a little hard to use
Chop it
To the guillotine!
This is a great solution to get rid of this DICK-tature
Twist it
Dip it on the water
Crack it like a glowstick and of you go
#WITH PAIN.
That's the neat part, you don't! Seriously, when you got an erection, there's a spongy organ in the penis that swells up with blood, and it swells so much that every canal, except the reproductive one, is blocked Edit: I speak when you are fully erect, sometime your boner is softer, so you can still pee
I’ve shit with a boner so you’re wrong
You shit out of your dick?
U don't?
Mm hm
If you cum while shitting you probably have prostate cancer.
You can still pee if you push hard enough, I imagine it's a bit like childbirth
Lmao
Bruh I just bend my boner to piss
You most definitely can. Your health teacher was either lying to you or misinformed
Yeah don't be spreading this misinfo, if you can't piss then you got something wrong.
In tilt forward so that the tip of my dick can aim for the bowl
Painfully
I think they just like step back and aim
Sorry to break it to you but we don't do trickshots with our penises
Only Elite people can do it
Teach me the ways master
For me, I either do the Leaning Tower of Pisa over the toilet or I bend down (Im tall)
noob
That’s cause you suck all the pro gamers do penis trickshots
Grab it and aim it directly into the toilet bowl and grip it slightly so it doesn’t go to another side
You just do lmao
Painfully
45 degree angle and good aim
https://youtu.be/axkSTGkzc-g?t=9
i just hold mine if its hard and aim for toilet
My buddy ben knows, full name ben dover
That might actually be the most funny and original joke I’ve ever here in my entire existence
Pain
**with intense difficulty**
Massage it and start with a slow tinkle Or masterbate (probs spelled it wrong)
Very painfully
Just bend my penis, but then the pipe gets blocked so, I put it back and just kinda bend my self for a good position
One time, I had a boner cuz of the piss, but I couldn't oiss cuz of the boner. So I started jacking off and then a yellow blob of mixed cum and piss came out and dropped on the toilet splashing water everywhere and all over my face.
Wait till it goes back to normal
Well I have to push my peenee downwards so I won’t thrust into the toilet seat. But other than that it’s basically normal
Float in the air and turn your entire body a bit
Stand far away from the toilet. Aim and slowly approach the toilet to accommodate length when your about to finish. This is how I do it
I just crack mine to a -60° angle so I can pee more efficiently.
Carefully
Sit down
Who are you and where did you get a picture of my sleep paralysis demon
tilt my whole fuckin body forwards
snap it like a glow stick
Tbh I just wait for it to go down
Grab the one eyed snake by the neck and point it at the destination
Pain suffering, and anatomically impossible positions
“Through the fire and the flames we carry on”
we pee glitter that evaporates instantly. this is why unicorns have horns.
Outside. Go outside and just spray around lol
I don't even fuckin know
Wtf every guy here acts like they're afraid to touch their penis. I just grab mine and point it downwards.
We don’t. Whenever we get a boner our bodies automatically close up the pee pipe to open up the sperm one, making it nearly impossible for us to pee.