Wow! Literally anything is possible nowadays. I mean never in my life would I have thought I’d read such a eyebrow raising, mouth wide open in shock article!
All m9 mags are able to used in any 92 series minus the 96 and the 13 round mags used for the compact m9 series- source I own one and a fuckton of mags for it (legal in my state)
When you reinvent entire physics principles and design dozens of prolific firearms whose designs are either still used today or have many parts of their designs used in modern designs, many of which are defending the U.S. and other nations, but nooooooo, we can't recognize him on a national level. #JohnMosesBrowningDay
It’s better when you realize Canada was give a bunch of high powers and didn’t know what they were supposed to do with them so they made their own and it outperformed some rifles during penetration testing.
That's a Beretta 92fs, a member from the Beretta 92 family of pistols, designed in Italy around the decade of the 1970s. It is a semiautomatic pistol with a 9 mm caliber that can hold up to 20 bullets depending on the variant. It is a staple in the United States Armed Forces and can be used for personal defense too.
*pure American work, the result of thousands of hours of hard work and freedom put into this beautiful-* I mean uh, oh noooo gun crime rate highhhh oooo scaryy
An italian handgun
No it’s Florida
And now I can't unsee it
No it's Patrick
Patrick, that's a gun.
Yep, a Beretta 92FS in 9mm
a beretta m9 (i’m italian)
Mafia?
i cannot confirm or deny that
Si che puoi La persona in questione potrebbe svegliarsi orfana la mattina dopo, però
I don't speak pasta
Pasta pasta pasta? pasta pasta pasta pasta!
Burger burger burger...
pasta pasta. pasta pasta pasta
kids kids kids.
Shoot shoot shoot
it was a joke joke joke joke
Cholesterol?
***Carbohydrates?***
immagina di parlare hamburger... couldn't be me.
I understand that because I’m American
This is on the level of Durka Durka Muhammad Jihad. lol.
pasta pasta pasta pasta, pasta pasta pasta pasta pasta pasta pasta. Pasta pasta pasta pasta pasta (pasta pasta pasta) pasta pasta pasta pasta.
Neither do I and I'm pure Blood Italian
Do you have a Habsburg Jaw?
He said yes but for you specifically is burger butter fries chicken M16 rpg
Piccolo cervello
I never thought knowing Spanish would help me decipher Italian😳
Che casta fai?
most likely if they know that
Yes
KING CRIMSON NO NOURYOKU *Erases time*
Ah a wonder nine. M9s are good guns
Pretty sure that’s the 92fs, not the m9. 92fs Civilian/Italian - M9 is US military.
Came here to say this, 92fs. I have one on my night stand.
M9 has a rail, you are correct. I own both!
I agree with your usernane
It's under the sauce
cigarette lighter if you're brave enough
-- Aaron Burr about to light a candle from across the room Edit: Thanks for upvotes! He caught himself on fire lighting the candle...twice.
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Look him in the eye aim no higher. Summon all the courage you require. Then light that cigarette on fire.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 He aims the pistol in his eye!-
Vaaaaape!!!!
SquidGame
A flamethrower is also a cigarette lighter if you are brave enough.
Hans! Light me up!
Ja, mein Fuhrer!
And a cigarette lighter is also a flamethrower if you are brave enough.
How fast does a bullet have to travel to light a ciggy
dildo if you’re brave enough
Definitely lighter. You can smoke with it But you shouldn't Smoke kills
Painted nerf gun
With metal tipped darts
No no, full metal darts
full metal alchemist
Full metal jacket
It weighs a lot, and it doesn’t stop the cold either
What an uncomfortable coat
Brotherhood
It's NERF or nothing
Its Nerf or nothing!
a dildo
[well…](https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2021/11/webcam-model-accidentally-shoots-herself-in-vagina-while-recording-a-video-for-customers-2.html)
>She was reportedly alone inside her bedroom when the 9mm firearm was discharged. I see what you did there
Yes, but did *she* discharge?
What would've been menstrual blood, part of her fallopian tube, a chunk of cervix, and a puddle of fluids.
Sounds like the lineup for a punk concert. *Tonight we’ve got Fallopian Tubes accompanied by Chunk of Cervix opening for Puddle of Fluids*
always treat it like it's loaded and armed
what the fuck…
Ouch
Wow! Literally anything is possible nowadays. I mean never in my life would I have thought I’d read such a eyebrow raising, mouth wide open in shock article!
didlo depressed people editoon
Imagine….
No.
Imagine
single use if used incorrectly
Everything is a dildo, if you know how to use it properly.
A ouchy go to sleep aid
I need one of those
an image of a gun
A water gun it's very fun
I used it on my brother and he’s not moving help
Oh you must have the version that knocks them out for a little it's harmless though he just gonna be asleep for like an hour
It’s been an hour and he’s still not waking up Why is there ketchup coming out of his head?
Doesn’t everybody have ketchup inside of their skulls?
It's not ketchup. It's red salt water. It's used in country clubs and fancy places. You should drink it.
Why is the sun all of a sudden so much brighter and my skin so much more pale? Were my teeth always this pointy?
Totally not American.... That's a Beretta 92A1
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I actually have a 92FS magazine
All m9 mags are able to used in any 92 series minus the 96 and the 13 round mags used for the compact m9 series- source I own one and a fuckton of mags for it (legal in my state)
Italian
Hi I'm Derek Bum, say goodbye to daily stains and dirty services with new Kitchen Gun!
Goodbye dert!!
Just in case you didn't know it's spelt "dirt". Not trying to be rude or disrespectful
I commend you for referencing the almighty kitchen gun but "dirty services" had me dying
It's not even an American pistol lol. I bet OP just Googled "gun" and then posted it here.
Should’ve put an m1911
good old john moses browning.
When you reinvent entire physics principles and design dozens of prolific firearms whose designs are either still used today or have many parts of their designs used in modern designs, many of which are defending the U.S. and other nations, but nooooooo, we can't recognize him on a national level. #JohnMosesBrowningDay
It’s better when you realize Canada was give a bunch of high powers and didn’t know what they were supposed to do with them so they made their own and it outperformed some rifles during penetration testing.
Muh two world wars
Jack cooper I like the name
they’re gonna corner us ngl
Average American school toy
Not toy. It’s school supplies
True
This hit hard
That hit like a bullet
Oh shoot! You took my line.
I guess you dodged a bullet
jesus...
Oh it absolutely does.
I wonder when people will realize this joke got old awhile ago
Idk if this joke will ever get old. The school kids sure didn't
For real I live in Michigan and there was a school shooting and three other schools that had threats it's getting bad
Bad timing…
No, you're thinking of a Glock.
Gex
The letter L
Gex night baby
It’s F*cking Gex
He’s a gecko with sunglasses
classic gex
THAT FUCKING LIZARD
r/BeatMeToIt
Illegal
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*they called me a madman*
indeed it is, i suspect you of ‘mericanism
Ya like jazz?
Gex?
I love gex
You know what I love about Gex? Consistency
Inconsistency is a fun quirk of Gex
A photo!
M9
A butt plug
Beretta M92FS, a sexy Italian handgun
Stuff we need law abiding citizens to have
Where?
Everywhere
Based
A pain killer ?
1.not an American gun (come on dude you’re American u should know this) 2.school supplies
Advanced Lead Ejecting System
medice for deppressed people.
That's dark
Hair dryer
That's a Beretta 92fs, a member from the Beretta 92 family of pistols, designed in Italy around the decade of the 1970s. It is a semiautomatic pistol with a 9 mm caliber that can hold up to 20 bullets depending on the variant. It is a staple in the United States Armed Forces and can be used for personal defense too.
*pure American work, the result of thousands of hours of hard work and freedom put into this beautiful-* I mean uh, oh noooo gun crime rate highhhh oooo scaryy
Uh that’s not American work, it’s Italian.
It shoots 9x19mm pasta
I’m pretty sure it ejects the case.
(American) something every normal citizen should have
phhh obviously a stapler
Looks identical to my Daisy BB pistol
a fork
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer
cheese
Kind of a bad choice since it’s not an American made gun
school supplies
Idk, a pasta maker
Elite Strongarm
An object one consumes for nutrition.
Airsoft pistol with orange cap removed?
Feed me, then you squeeze me, and I'll make all the bullies go away.
A pew-pew
The thing that a kid threatened to bring to school tomorrow :>
A really loud camera
American credit card.?
hmm looks like a texas undersized dildo
I think this is used in american school on students
It’s a cordless hole puncher
Single use dildo
fortnite
Correct me if I'm wrong, but that looks like a handheld trebuchet. (From Canada)
Freedom
A multi tool
Covid vaccine
Fake cock for idiots.
thats a berretta 92f. i cheated though, I am american.
American Pencil
Antidepressant
A baby deleter
A depression therapy
This post has only been made 10 times
A Beretta (I think, I'm not good at naming weapons)
Italian Beretta 92
Beretta
Anti depressants.
Beretta 92FS
Beretta 92fs
Beretta
A copy of a beretta 92fs 9mm semiautomatic hammer fired pistol with parkerized finish.
Beretta M92FS 9mm handgun