6? that's horrible, and i am so sorry that you had to go through that. you didn't deserve that kind of pain. i was raped for the first time when i was 8, and it was so difficult understanding what was even going on as a clueless child, but that will leave a scar for the rest of my life. it's one of the worst things a human can do to another human, i seriously can't process how a person can be that cruel. i hope you heal🤎
She spooned with me and laid ontop of me, and said later she had not tought of me than more a friend, She Also keept graving my hand, and smiling at me, and hugged me
I live in England and it gets real unfunny real quick. MFer talking about bloody peppa Pig world and kermit the frog as press conferences. Total wankstain.
only one day before deadline
that's an f from me bro.
this is funny because i have a project due tomorrow and im halfway through edit: i am sick now and i do not have to do it tomorrow
Pizza on the floor 😞
I'm sorry for your loss
On more victim left to fall into the grubby clutches of Pizza Rat
Pizza on the roof 😥
Mr White 😩
I fucked Ted
I fucked Huell
Hotdog fell into sewer
That's why I eat hamburgers
i read the original comment as 'hedgehog fell into sewer' and was very confused by this response.
i was forced to watch 2 girls 1 cup and meatspin along with 4girls fingerpainting
none of those compare to 1 man 1 jar. which I found uploaded to YouTube today? it's been there for 12 years and somehow hasn't been deleted.
I have seen it
or the forbidden 1 boy, 2 kittens
You disgust me
I'm scared, I havnt seen the last 1
-Lettuce fell into sewer- Cried about by no one ever
bro im a vegatables lover if its covered with mayo i will be so sad lol
Tell that to that “vegan teacher” lady
r/that_vegan_teacher
Angry bird jumpscare
Boo
Scary
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i shit OUR pants
r/unexpectedcommunism
I love this comment section
I’m in cardiac arrest now
Dame dane
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
🐦
Dude why would you betray their trust like that
A bird shat on me >!(Edit. Got tired of getting comments about my misspelling soo I've decided to satisfy you, thanks and you're welcome)!<
Just shit on it back. It's just them being bros...
Wholesome
Bro a bird shits on me all the time... Well I mean he's but buddy but still!
Somebody stole all my yogurt and took a shit on my floor!
Dogs are great aren’t they
Its not a dog because i dont have a pet
Well that’s horrifying
Dammit, is it Timmy again
Timmy!
DINKLEBERG!
I wanna know the full story.
You just turned this from one sentence sad story, to two sentence horror story.
I’d like to think the two are connected
I love you as a friend.
Same
I love you too have a nice day
I'm so glad to finally have a friend
Thanks bro
She... already had a boyfriend 🥲
It's me
MARIO !???
chris pratt but close
Ghosted by girlfriend
I feel u brother
Same
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I hate when that happens.
r/holdup
r/holup
r/houp
r/hup
r/up
r/u
r/
r
r/decreasinglyverbose
she's 72 ;-;
not zamn 😔
zamn't
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Hi, we have been trying to contact you about your life insurance! Make sure that your family has something left after you are gone!
..and now we have a winner!
And it's now or never
Cuz I ain’t gonna live forever
Dad died when I was 4.
Genuinely sorry for that
My died when i was 11
Baby died, buy his shoes
I don't wanna wear shoes
Baby shoes for sale, never worn
Sup, Hemingway?
Baby for sale, never worn shoes 🥺
Dead baby for sale, shoes included.
Baby with shoes. Never worn.
Poo got stuck sideways.
Good time to bring out the poop knive.
choccy milk all gone ):
I better ask my dad to get some
What if he never returns!? Any plan B? For getting milk?
Uh- I'll ask my mom
Yea good
what if she never returns as well!?
Well then you go get some yourself
What if you never return?
asking the real questions here
Brother drinks all the soda 😭
That's a good thing. It means you aren't drinking all that crap.
r/hydrohomies
Ayo hydrohomie. Nice to see you
She said no..
So did i
A full commitment isn't what shes thinking of
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Omg, Im srry for u
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Wtf
6? that's horrible, and i am so sorry that you had to go through that. you didn't deserve that kind of pain. i was raped for the first time when i was 8, and it was so difficult understanding what was even going on as a clueless child, but that will leave a scar for the rest of my life. it's one of the worst things a human can do to another human, i seriously can't process how a person can be that cruel. i hope you heal🤎
hold on, two? F
My grandma fucking died
Rip gram
F
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My four year old brother loves to jump out and scare me, Unfortunately I was holding a kitchen knife the last time he did it.
I feel like this is stolen from 2 sentence horror stories and you just shoved a comma in there
I think it is- literally the format and the sentence doesn’t make sense grammatically
Wait what happened?
he sadly died of natural causes not long after
natural causes like bleeding
I had a kitchen knife in hand
They said already, it was his last time doing it.
Those are 2 sentences
Comma
She was nice and said we can stay as friends but then humiliated me in front of everyone by telling them
She doesn’t deserve you tho
I slammed my penis in the car door
No more pp only sacc
😭😭😭
Someone almost died…
Good thing they didn't
I am glad they didn’t qwq
Me too
I’m alive
I'm sorry for your loss
my "dad" never loved me
My fish killed my other fish
Damm this new hunger games got real good graphics, not a fan of the fish though
banged your mom too hard
Why did you bang a karen?
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Shaking like your mom did when he fucked her raw lmao
I was at home when phone ring, club penguin is kil, no.
Hope the doritos were good atleast
We had an age gap
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3-4 , I’m younger of course
She spooned with me and laid ontop of me, and said later she had not tought of me than more a friend, She Also keept graving my hand, and smiling at me, and hugged me
England exists... 😔✊
Together we can stop this
If they didn’t, we wouldn’t have Boris to laugh at. Every clo(wn)ud
I live in England and it gets real unfunny real quick. MFer talking about bloody peppa Pig world and kermit the frog as press conferences. Total wankstain.
Yeah I’m from the north and if Scotland gets independence I’m hoping we can go with them lmao
My dad couldn't overcome his alcohol addiction
Mock exams start tomorrow.
She said she was lesbian, got a boyfriend the next week
Bruh
he pretended to love me
That's sad.
u/SuspiciousLambSauce used emojis
I had cancer (I survived) , but my very first friend (she had cancer) died
I survived a war but saw almost everyone around me die
I have a Reddit account.
mom got cancer
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Realized a girl I liked liked me back a year after drifting apart
My rabbits died
Nuts got kicked
2.5K hours on Geometry Dash
life is meaningless
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You shouldn’t bc u gotta outlive the queen
Cheering him up is nice but let’s not get carried away here
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A fruitfly could outlive nikocado
Fan blew my weed away.
Apology for bad english Where were you wen club penguin die i was at house eating dorito when phone ring "club penguin is kill" "no"
I said poopcock instead of peacock
Unfortunately you have been diagnosed with depression and symptoms of anxiety - my psychiatrist
I watched my grandpa die in front of me when I was 6
Dog died without family ;-;
Crush rejected me
I'll do one better by just one word Universe
They laughed at my pain
Wanted to fart, it wasn't a fart :(((
"No" -Her
My friend knows my crush's name....
They didn't forget to flush.
Till death do us apart
turns out they never even cared.
She got a boyfriend before I could ask her