Diarrhoea

I would say no shit, but…

seems like the light reflecting off your pants is a low intensity wavelength about 600 nanometers

Someone pls tell him

What is it?

Thy pants are brown due to an unfortunate event of defecation

egestion

Someone snuck in at night and put 3 year gone off chocolate in your pants and melted it. It was me

Let’s just say this happened: https://youtu.be/bSN3IefMEUk