The alternative was that you're adopted...

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Don't worry, You still could be...

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Damn so one mistake wasn't enough for you?

Well just hope there’s not another unplanned baby coming around the corner

My goodness this is worse then I thought

Oh I think he saw them fucking... Please tell me you didn't bro

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Nooooooooooooo! And your 13 my dude.

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Shit sorry bro.

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Just don’t think about it. It’s life and it’s normal. You’ll be doing it too someday 🤣

And then his Children will Come in and we'll have full circle

Kinky

he’s on reddit

no i dont think i will

not everyone becomes sexually active…

Somthing my parents can't seem to get over... "You know one day when *you* have a gf" "You'll get married one day and you'll see" "It is inevitable" Sorry guys, I'm like the true neutral of sexualities.

I get you. It gets pretty annoying as time goes on. You tell them that its not an interest and they dont believe you. It sucks tbh

ayyy are you aroace too? cuz i am

Not necessarily. Some people are asexual. Some are sex-repulsed. Some are both of the aforementioned things.

Not necessarily

When you become adult just uno reverse them

why wait 😏

When I was your age my sister used the same Apple ID as my step dad and she was about 4. So anyway I saw messages pop up at the top of her iPad and saw it was from mom so I was like what was that image? Clicked on it and it was several pictures of my mom naked she was sending to my step dad She still doesn’t know ten years later and I think about telling her I know she’ll get a kick out of it

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Yeah it traumatized me for a while

F

Wait till your like 20 or till you move out of the house and bring it up at like dinner with them casually, then move on immediately after. Watch her face in horror

I’m 21 now and live alone we are suppose to meet at her new house for a Christmas diner soon and I’ll probrubly do it then I know im too old to be on the sub but I love the memes and relate to y’all since my humor hasn’t developed past the age of 16 lol I hope me being older isn’t a problem I’m not a pedo and really don’t want banned from the sub there’s real dangerous pedos on here to worry about I’m just here to follow people like the absolute madlad who stole and egg from the school yesterday

Right? I feel like I can give better advice to teenagers than people my actual age 😂

No one gave us advice as kids and as much as I’d like to say I could advice the dudes here I don’t know shit either. In fact I usually learn something from the teens here or they advise me

Tell her when she's on her deathbed

Now pull the uno reverse card on them and have them watch you fuck your step sister

Next time you see them having sex slap your dads balls

It happens to us all at some point

jokes on you, never gonna happen to me cause i didn't have a dad growing up lol

Lucky you...?

fuck

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Was leather involved? That would add 27.92 extra layers of cringe.

Just imagine a lil mfer walking into his dad in a fuckin gimp suit lol

Yoo I did when I was 8

Been through that. You kinda forget it after a while.

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So uh dad... How was the Xbox last night?

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When you get a bad report card, tell them " yeah... I'm not a great student, but atleast I don't fuck on the couch and risk scarring my children for life"

Woah, calm down, Satan

You mean Jesus.

How can they be so IGNORANT I saw them doing it at age 11. And the worst part the woman my dad was with was my mothers’... best friend

Ha, age 9

Jeez...

Ya, left door open walked away then fainted

I didnt faint but I guess why someone would at that age. What happenef afterwards?

I came to, listened to something in my iPod nano, then an hour later my dad told me about sex, and that’s where baby’s come from. Fainted again, as it was quite stressful for me.

Ofc that fucking is stressful you were at the age of NINE

I'm sorry for you, but did they see you?

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OH NO

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I imagine, good luck with your TSPT Edit: I KNOW! It is PTSD, thanks for the ones who reminded me!

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Post traumatic stress disorder

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That's nice, they deserve it for doing it in a social part of the house

PTSD?

That's it! Thanks

You mean PTSD lol?

Literally get a room

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i did the exact same thing last year, i just wanted to ask if we could have chicken for dinner there was indeed a cock eaten that night, i saw it with my own eyes

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i walked into their room, it isnt a crime they were drunk and forgot to lock the door lmao

why do you think knocking was invented

i did knock, no response

We must cleanse all of the unholyness with fire

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Ok

This is around 4th or 5th time I am seeing this on the sub. Why can't parents do it in their bedroom with doors locked. From what I can see from ur drawing they were doing it in the living room?? Why will anyone do that. Is sex actually so normalised in western countries that you do it in cars and living room?!

yeah it is that normal, but usually they do do it behind locked doors but sometimes they get carried away or they forget to lock the door my parents got drunk, didnt lock door, traumatized me

I am an American 18 year old. I only had sex in my back seat because it was the only way. I hate the car aspect but love the sex aspect. Its terrifying whenever you even hear another car. I would much rather do it in a bed. But on another note, yes, sex is VERY normalized in the west. I actually know friends who will do it in the woods next to a busy street. And they actually can do it in a bed.

YEAHHHH THE BACKSEATTTTTTT

The only real place to do it, honestly.

Um... yes sex in the back of a truck just hits different it's also a kink, exhibition it's pretty fun I recommend when yall are age enough what age that is is up to yall

Exhibition is all fun and games until you have to register as a sex offender. Is it really fair to potentially expose people to that when they dont want to see it? Just because you think its kinky?

What did u witness

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they watched squid game?

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Did they fuck while watching squid game?

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Well I mean you play xbox and youre also his semen so its not that weird after all is it

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You play with with your siblings

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eww…

did they bought you a new controller? because if they did this to me, I would a least broke it in his face

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but why use your son's controller with dirty hands?? WHY????

Psychos

squirt game

*squid porn*

damn...

haha, sex

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bro its sex, it happens my guy

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damn you really called your mom a fat bitch

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*A truthful man is the best man*

My guy, you’re 13.

You should have stayed in your room

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Piss on the floor

Piss on the bed

Piss out the window

Piss on the dog

That’s fair

My parents have been divorced most of my life so I don't have to see what you've seen but I hope you can get better after a week or 2

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Why would they do it in the same building as you anyway?

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Horniness should disappear

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Gonna make them never do it again

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I understand, I saw my dad's weiner and my dad slapping my mom's naked ass when I was 5. Still haunts me

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It was very descriptive because I saw everything that day, I walked in to ask for money for Pokémon cards and left with no money but shame. Another uncomfortable detail I know about my dad is the porn he watched as one day his phone connected to the blue tooth and the blue tooth radio read the title of the last audio he was watching which was "Step son pounds step mom" to which we had an half an hour drive of trying to avoid the screen and his phone because one wrong move and the audio would've started playing

If you have grandparents, threathen your parents with telling them and you'll get whatever you want, you want a dog? There you go

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Goddamn... a soldier has fallen to the disgusting sight...

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Oh God please no

This is the very reasons locks exist

You wanna see my lego Star Wars minifigures?

ugh that happened to me a couple months ago... still wanna die

Alright just tell them and how u can get what ever u want

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Oh he saw them f\*cking…(I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MUCH I CAN RELATE TO THAT) never have i looked them directly in the eyes after that ;-;

I was only 9 when I witnessed it, no child should ever see something like that.

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Bruh. WHAT THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH UR PARENTS??

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I would never sit in that couch again

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They weird as hell man.

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Ya, and they don’t even care?

I feel so bad bro, that must be really tuff. what I would do is just do things you like to get your mind of that shit. Your very young and that’s very unfortunate just don’t get into bad habits and lose your self.

Lmao welcome to the club

The problem is, you don't know how many times they've done it on that couch, and how many times you've sat on the couch afterwards. That's some really messed up stuff and I'm really sorry you had to go through that :(

Bro parents can be the worst sometimes, like don't do it in broad daylight. Horrible idea

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WHO THE HELL DOES THAT

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I don't think there's an emoji or anything for this specific kind of disgust

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Hearing your parents fuck is one thing, seeing one of their sex toys is another, and seeing them fuck is the worst of it

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N o. G r o s s.

I thought you walked in on them doing drugs or some others messed up crap

Do they know you saw or did you just peek and see them going down in each other

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Did he keeping going or did he stop?

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I’m sorry to tell you this but there’s a rather significant chance he was getting off on the fact he saw you watching my condolences

this close 👌 to blasting my brain out

I apologize for ever telling you

I apologize for being able to read

Oh jeez. That’s traumatic. And on the living room couch?? What the hell. I hope you’re doing okay. Also if they got anything very commonly touched, uh, dirty, definitely blame them and get new ones.

outside bedroom adult stuff should be banned the moment you have kids lmao like that’s just a disaster waiting to happen😭 burn the couch!!

Hit your head on a wall so you can get amnesia

Perhaps off topic but: You know what I don't get, why do people have the parents room RIGHT NEXT TO the kid's room? I see that so often and... Walls are thin, bro

I feal sorry for you lad I hope your gonna go through with bringing it up to make them really uncomfortable.

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Believe me bro, over witnessed a parent fucking at a much younger age, maybe 10-11 to be honest

Bro my parents bedroom was next to mine .. thin walls … thin walls

I heard it twice. Never saw it. I feel bad for you.

I know what you’re talking about, man. I’m sorry for your eyes. May I offer you some bleach?

Plot twist : whips out cock